Dad's Romance

In 2038, in Haishi, Lin Zhi watched banyan flowers that were more gaudy than soap operas fall all over the courtyard, and several crazy chickens bought from the flower and bird market were pecking at each other's combs, and her brows were twisted into shallow chicken claws.

She was wearing the pale pink floral dress that she hated the most in her life, remembering that there was still a lot of unfinished summer homework in the study, she wished she could immediately sew up her father Lin Yuxian's non-stop chattering mouth.Ling Zhi tilted her head, and suddenly thought of the ancient cartoons from hundreds of years ago.

That's right, the old duck called Tang, isn't he his father?

Who wants to hear the love story between you and my little dad? !

It's none of my business!

Isn't it enough to see your hot eyes pulling and pulling every day? !Almost blind!

As the name suggests, Lin Yuxian gave herself virtue and virtuousness, and Linzhi gave her the sweetness of the adult world.

This time, I finally took advantage of my little dad's long business trip to recite the old memories engraved in his heart.

"Dad, have you forgotten that I'm just 14 years old, is it appropriate to listen to this?" Lin Zhi bent her eyebrows and eyes that didn't match her age, and half covered her ears, hoping to use her body language to warn her father not to speak too aggressively .

Lin Yuxian didn't take it seriously, he talked about his love story eloquently, his eyes were full of starlight, he was not at all mature and steady like a 40-year-old man, and the unruly hair hanging on his shoulders added a bit of embarrassment and fart, "Don't worry, daughter, If there is... too much, your dad will take the initiative to 'beep' off."

Too much?It's rarely appropriate.

It was just announced in China that same-sex marriages are allowed. Neither of the two fathers touched the old calendar. They rushed to the Civil Affairs Bureau at one o'clock in the morning. Filed in, engraved the four characters "can't wait" on their foreheads.

He didn't even care about his daughter who was waiting to be fed!

If memory is a long river, Lin Yuxian is a greedy fish that drowns in that river every day, even the few loaches and aquatic plants in the river are rare.

Is that love?

after an hour.

Lin Zhi's consciousness gradually became blurred. The father in front of him seemed to have really grown the head of Donald Duck. His long beak was twisted and twisted, and the edges blurred into one with the light green wallpaper.

Even if it's not your own, you can't be so cruel.

Until the end, only "chips", "big snake tattoo", "fall down" and "no root"... these absurd words remained in Lin Zhi's ears.

Brain was cut to pieces by these few words again.

"Dad, are you a thousand-year-old bastard? Are you the one who fell forward like this? You pulled out the old sesame seeds and rotten millet from 800 years ago to dry. Do you think you dried small fish? I'm going to do my homework." Lin Zhi flicked the more annoying ponytail, pursed her lips unconsciously, and snorted coldly.

"Wait a minute, what did I say just now, you interrupted my train of thought, start over."

"..."

Before Lin Zhi could stand up, she was firmly pressed back to her original position.

Can you still be a good person.

"18 years ago, your father and I just graduated from university. We got a few paintings, no, almost won the John Moores Painting Award, and started to open a gallery. Unfortunately, your fake grandparents are still holding me back to my hometown in Kunzhou. The fantasy of designing children's clothing, holding my wallet, and not giving me a penny. Your father and I sleep in the open, without enough food, often hungry and full, and hold my babies overnight in the Internet cafe..."

"...Dad, you had a six-figure savings at that time, my little dad told me."

"Tsk, your little dad told you that you don't slap people in the face when you beat them."

"That's not true. Don't you know him well? The total number of words he said to me is less than a hundred. He hates me."

"Fart." Lin Yuxian has always been heartless, and his daughter's words basically go in the left ear and out the right ear. He shook his head, straightened the collar of his linen shirt, and continued, "Internet cafes are not places for people to stay. Second Today I went to the Intercontinental Hotel for a month, but unfortunately..."

"too expensive?"

"No sea urchins."

"..."

"You also know that I like eating iced sea urchin the most. It's like three autumns if I don't eat it in a week. Moreover, there must be spicy millet in the dipping sauce. When it slides into the throat, the ice and fire are both hot and refreshing."

"Dad, I digressed."

"Oh, it was a scorching midsummer, and the heat wave was raging. Your father, I am most afraid of heat, do you remember?"

"Important point!" Lin Zhi paused, and belatedly arranged for the silly father, "Dad, aren't you hungry and full, and you can still eat sea urchin?"

"Do you know what this has taught you?" Lin Yuxian asked solemnly.

"Huh?" Lin Zhi regretted it as soon as she opened her mouth.

"Educate you that you must eat the staple food. That sushi is not just for show, it's real carbohydrates!"

"..."

Dad never focused on what he said, and only concentrated in the studio. It seems that this ghost story will be told by him forever.

Lin Zhi counted, well, there will still be Mercury retrograde in 2038.

"As I said, it was a scorching midsummer... Wait, your little dad didn't say a hundred words to you. I really don't blame him. He has been crazy for many years, and finally After you came to us, you were healed in an instant. Therefore, he is silent to you, not because he doesn't love you, but because he cares too much."

The author has something to say:

Dear Baobi (pretending to have Baobi), this article is a brain hole that suddenly appeared from the infinite stream code to the 2w word outline. If you don’t write first, you will be suffocated.

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PS: This article has a complete outline and chapters, feel free to enter the pit, there are still no routines, sand sculptures are warm and suspenseful.

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