Dad's Romance

Lin Yuxian's ears rang for a few seconds, and he knew the meaning behind Jiang Wei's words——

I'm not my father, and I don't even want a home to hide from debts.

We owe nothing to each other.

"I, no, yes!" Lin Yuxian once arrogantly for no reason.

"Gu Ye's sea urchin platter is 498 pieces, and the 80 Hong Kong dollars is enough for you to eat for 3 years." Jiang Wei came to the cashier to exchange the balance, and said angrily: "You are not afraid of gout in the future."

"With gout, I can concentrate on lying on the bed and drawing hahaha."

The laughter was pale and dry, like a nuclear bomb, choking Jiang Wei by surprise.

"Snapped."

The sound of Jiang Wei's hand hitting the back of the head was really crisp.

"Why, are you trying to trick some little girl into marrying you, and then force her to serve you?"

"It's not impossible!"

"Snapped."

Have a face.

[Dad, can I ask you a question. 】

[Say, daughter. 】

[What does Uncle Jiang look like?I never heard you mention this man. 】

[Didn't I just mention it!Your father is a good-looking man, and everyone around him is handsome, suave, and your ugly father doesn't want to say a word at all, okay? 】

【...How tall is Uncle Jiang? 】

[183, isn't there a 188 boy group? Your dad is the 183 boy group.It's too high and the heart can't stand it during strenuous exercise. 】

Vigorous exercise.

【...It's the same height as my little dad...Wait, dad, I think you don't dislike other people's heart, but you are afraid that your height of 175 is not good enough for 188. 】

[I'm 180, okay! 】

[Yes, wearing a 5cm height-increasing insole.By the way, Dad, your height is now half disabled...]

【you you you!Forget it, Dad, I’m too lazy to argue with you... After getting a huge sum of money, Uncle Jiang took Dad and me to the meeting hall square to press the road, June in Macau is really hot...]

Lin Yuxian swore that the twisted heat wave extended to the end of his eyes, and he saw the man with the strange tattoo on the back of his neck again.

"Jiang Wei! Look over there."

Jiang Wei looked at the crowd in a daze. Several beauties with heavy makeup were posing under the pink wall to shoot videos. He said as if lost: "Yeah, it's pretty pretty."

"Idiot! I mean, when you were obsessed with dealing cards, didn't I go to the smoking room... to smoke... to smoke second-hand smoke? I met a strange man there, and he appeared again just now!" Lin Yuxian was a little out of his wits, dying Grabbing the corner of Jiang Weihua's shirt, "Who the hell was there one second, and couldn't even see a shadow the next second, could it be a ghost?!"

When he farted, Jiang Wei looked around for a week, and his eyes fell on two boys in high school uniforms leaning on the stone steps. His smile crept up his face wantonly, "Look, don't you look like us who skipped class and came out to press the road? .”

One of the two boys is holding a mobile phone, the other is drinking milk tea, whispering from time to time, bright and dazzling in the scorching sun and noise.

"No, I'm not that motherly."

Jiang Wei had prepared his heartfelt words, and now he just wanted to pull out his intestines and twist them on Lin Yuxian's unshape hair, especially after Lin Yuxian finished saying this careless remark, he actually walked to the juice shop and stared at it. Watching the TV in front of the store endlessly.

The boss spoke Cantonese and asked Lin Yuxian what he wanted to drink.

"Big coconut milk."

The TV screen was entertainment news from Taiwan media. A starlet was walking towards the camera, surrounded by bodyguards and several staff members who kept covering the reporter's camera.

The starlet's hair is/bleached and dyed ginger yellow, with hairspray, black-rimmed sunglasses with tea-colored lenses, and a skull screaming pattern printed on the mask.

The summary in traditional Chinese at the bottom of the screen stands out: Who is the mysterious benefactor behind mainland star Yu Ziqi?

The little star suddenly seemed to have made a mistake, cursed, picked up the phone and slammed it at the camera.

"Fuck/Your uncle! Pat, you, mom, ah!!"

The eyes of several mainland tourists were also attracted.

"Oh my god, Yu Ziqi has too much personality. This is the legendary fearlessness!"

"Which celebrity doesn't have a sponsoring father, this media is too rare and strange."

Yu Ziqi's next coquettish operation directly scared away a few passers-by. He looked annoyed, as if he didn't know what "shame" and "taboo" were, and he didn't regard himself as a human being. Hong Zhong, "Are you still filming?! Does it look good?!"

Fortunately, there is still a pair of red underwear.

Lin Yuxian couldn't escape from the entertainment news that he never paid attention to for a moment. The bronze necklace worn by Yu Ziqi kept swinging, and at the end was a diamond pendant inlaid with a miniature oil painting.

In the oil painting, a pair of lovers hug each other, floating in the air, above the rustic farmhouse.Lin Yuxian is very familiar with this oil painting, called "Lovers in the Air", which comes from his favorite painter Marc Chagall.

Lin Yuxian tilted his head unconsciously, his bright phoenix eyes were shining brightly, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

This man is so funny!

"Your big coconut milk! Go on!"

"I come."

Jiang Wei took a whole coconut from the boss, scanned the QR code to pay, looked up at the TV, and then at Lin Yuxian, who smiled and smiled, "I said, what's so good about a broken star."

The picture freezes on Yu Ziqi's ferocious and arrogant face. Through the sunglasses, he can also see the misty red at the end of his slanted eyes, gloomy and enchanting. Jiang Wei said: "Give me one hundred and eight billion, and I won't choose an actor either." Such a lousy job."

Lin Yuxian took the coconut, took a deep sip of the bland coconut juice, and walked towards the opposite direction of the meeting hall square. He rolled his eyes, "If you want to be, you have to be covered by someone. Cut."

"..."

"Oh, by the way, how did you choose your job?"

"Zheng Beixi's family's investment company will be my idle nominal director."

"Damn it, your purpose of marrying someone is really not pure. I still wonder why you stay in the hotel every day. You haven't submitted a single resume, and you haven't gone to job fairs. It turns out that you have already found a fucking way out."

Jiang Wei didn't answer. He walked to the intersection of an alley, his gaze continued to follow the winding upward slope, and he murmured, "Is it possible that my father left me alone at the beginning? Cats can’t come out of such a place.”

Lin Yuxian stopped sipping, "Hahaha, maybe he will show up when you get married!"

Your uncle appears.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Wei shouted loudly to the end of the alley: "Dad! I'm getting married in Haishi next month!! Remember to come back and see me!!"

There was a hint of mockery in the tone, bitter and blunt.

Lin Yuxian: "..."

Then Jiang Wei seemed to have a convulsion, and he dragged Lin Yuxian to run wildly in the turbulent crowd. A few tourists around didn't know what to do, they thought they had encountered some sudden terrorist incident, they were frightened and scattered, howling.

Jiang Wei said out of breath: "It seems that someone is indeed following us."

In July 2020, the flowers and plants in Haishi will always be different from other cities.

It is said that when the city was built hundreds of years ago, the city owner had no culture to save trouble, so with a swipe of a pen, he directly named it "Sea City", which has continued to this day.

Different from other cities, there are also weird customs, such as the groom has to step over the brazier and throw sesame cakes when meeting the bride, what's more, the groom is forced to take a milk bath.

As the door-to-door son-in-law, Jiang Wei fits into the local customs just right.

His hairspray was stained with crumbs of sesame seed cakes, which added a bit of desolation to this handsome face that was as cold as nine days.

Lin Yuxian has always sneered at people who talk about hypocrisy, so when Zheng Beixi's brother Zheng Nanshan got out of the Maybach with a cane, he saw several assistants bowing to greet him, and almost died on the spot.

Let me go, I don't look very old, the angle of my jaw is still there and my cheeks are still there, my feet are still alive, are you pretending to be a boss by using crutches? !

Not lame either!

What gold-rimmed glasses!

As one of the best men, Lin Yuxian stood with Zheng Nanshan, staring at Zheng Nanshan's mechanical fake left hand all the time, he cast a manly look, "Your hand, how can you masturbate, it will be broken directly."

Zheng Nanshan's facial nerves convulsed for a few seconds, and when he turned his neck, Lin Yuxian mistakenly thought he heard the harsh sound of gears lacking oil.

Lin Yuxian: "Damn it, you're a robot?! You're really not afraid of being broken."

Zheng Nanshan cleared his throat, changed the crutch held by the mechanical hand to his right hand, and slammed down Lin Yuxian's head with his free artificial hand. His voice was a bit heavy, "Nitol, light, did you break it?"

Lin Yuxian took Zheng Nanshan's artificial hand and turned his five fingers repeatedly, fiddling and beating, and put his ear on the artificial hand to listen to the sound while knocking, "Wonderful! Which genius invented this thing? It can be picked up with bare hands when cooking hot pot." vegetable!"

Zheng Nanshan's mouth twitched, "..."

"Oh no, you are also the best man, why is your suit made of wool!" Lin Yuxian's half-length hair was pulled back, and he was wearing a cheap slim-fit suit that Jiang Wei threw over temporarily. The resolute face collapsed with a smile.

"Shut up, you, you are my brother-in-law's high school and college classmates?"

"Wait, you haven't entered the bridal chamber yet, who is your brother-in-law?!"

"..."

Jiang Wei and Zheng Beixi, who were wearing complicated wedding dresses, stood side by side in the hotel lobby, thanking the guests non-stop.

Zheng Beixi was bright and charming, with a small mole next to her red lips, she leaned sideways and whispered something to Jiang Wei, Jiang Wei finally walked up to Lin Yuxian reluctantly, thumped his shoulder and said, "Speak less."

Suddenly there was a commotion outside the hotel, and someone shouted "someone is going to jump off the building", "call the police" and "this is too bad luck".

Without saying a word, Zheng Nanshan walked out the door on crutches.

Lin Yuxian flew out in one stride, based on the principle that watching the excitement is not a big deal.

Zheng Beixi stared at Jiang Wei angrily, "Do you have to bring him here?"

"My best friend, it's okay to be my best man."

There are already a lot of people outside the door.

The main building of the hotel has 18 floors. A young man in a white shirt and black trousers sat on the top floor, his legs dangling alternately. He shouted hysterically: "If anyone wants to get married today, I will jump off immediately! I said do it!"

Zheng Nanshan raised his head, pale under the sunlight, he responded: "If you don't dance, I will give you 20."

"I'll give 30!" Lin Yuxian said.

Zheng Nanshan turned around in a ghostly manner, "You fucking thought it was an auction."

The author has something to say:

Read it with me: When Lin Yuxian told stories, everything that went too far "beeped".

Caring for young people is everyone's responsibility, the author will not "beep"

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