Dad's Romance

[Dad, can I ask a question. 】

[Say, baby girl. 】

[Ke Yaning, Zheng Nanshan... how old are they, and what's their birthday? 】

[Ha, I told you it’s still a birthday, if you pinch your fingers, you will know who your little dad is! 】

【...You don't mean that there is him among these people, right? !But their names are not! 】

【Guess right baby, there really is him. 】

[Are you asking me to buy shares? 】

[Wow, such an ancient word was brought up by you!Have you been reading pure love novels in Jinjiang recently? ? 】

【Leave me alone!Wait, using the method of elimination, my little dad was a Virgo on September 1999, 9, so he must not be Uncle Jiang Wei haha. 】

【Daughter, you are the one who doesn't listen, and you are the one who guesses with gusto. How about it, dad's stories are more fun than novels. 】

Lin Yuxian was about to die of anger.

He watched as Ke Yaning was in a daze for a long time, and then his mind went crazy, resolutely!Run away on a motorcycle!

Throw him in a place where there is no shop in front of the village or behind.

All out of the zone!

You know, after coming to Haishi from Kunzhou, he never left the Hexi District where Haida is located.

It was all because he was smoking on the green leather train that came to Haishi. A steward whispered from behind with great interest: "You go to Haishi to buy drugs."

At that time, Lin Yuxian was "fucking" in his heart, and he could associate smoking with drugs, and only the flight attendant who departed from Haishi dared to think about it, really dared to think about it.

Since then, this city has become a crime capital comparable to Gotham in his heart. In the towering and handsome high-rise buildings, someone must be making ice/drugs, and the factory full of smoke must be to cover the ice/ Poisonous stink!

If you go out at night, your legs will probably be broken by land grabbers. Even if you wander around in unfamiliar places during the day, there will always be people who lack drug funds. The start-up funds that Jiang Wei randomly counted on the gambling machine are just yellow. the...

Only on the night of college graduation, the alcohol bug overwhelmed the sperm bug, no, the alcohol burned the nerves and burned the fear, Lin Yuxian ran wildly at night, took off while running, and cried while taking off.

Fortunately, it was late at night. This year, during the graduation season of Haida University, there were one or two streaking streakers every day. A female classmate who happened to pass by calmly called the police, and she didn't even bother to exclaim twice at this coquettish and unparalleled handsome man——

Who doesn't know that the college grass of the Academy of Fine Arts is a male, a hobby boy, and Jiang Wei, a college grass voted by the School of Management's intranet, is not clear.

For a major that is obviously out of reach, the major classes must be taken together by force.

Lin Yuxian suspected that their dormitory building was separated by several buildings, and even spent a lot of money to exchange dormitories with Jiang Wei's roommate.

Lived for four years.

"Cut, Bai Chang is so good-looking." The female classmate left without saying a word.

Ke Yaning happened to be on duty that night. After the police arrived, they first took a short video of Lin Yuxian crying and howling, and then rewarded him with a pair of silver bracelets, which were firmly handcuffed to the iron fence at the school gate.

Lin Yuxian curled up on the ground limply, one arm was forcibly hung on the fence, and his voice was difficult, "You handcuffed me like this, the arm will not bleed, and it must be cut off if it becomes necrotic. Will you transplant the arm to me?"

Ke Yaning squatted in front of him, immersed in the shadow without lights, raised his chin with his index finger, and smiled with a clear sunrise, "You are so confident in your figure, why don't you go to the GAY bar by the river to do a striptease."

Lin Yuxian pouted his tongue, shook his head and said, "Gay, there are... poisonous products, and even a cigarette is poisonous, whoever wants to go will go."

"What are you farting about? The law and order in Haishi is one of the best in the country. I don't know if there are drugs/products. I don't dare to make mistakes even if they have the guts. Are you a screenwriter with such a rich imagination?"

"I, Master Lin! A phoenix emerges from the pen!"

"Really the screenwriter?"

"Oil, oil, oil painting!"

"..."

Lin Yuxian raised his eyes drunkenly, facing Ke Yaning's star-like eyes, "Hey, where's the boy, you're not pretending to be a policeman selling drugs, are you?!"

"..."

The curly and broken hair on Ke Yaning's forehead attracted Lin Yuxian's long-awaited mind. He stretched out his hands without silver handcuffs, pulled up a lock of soft hair, tested the degree of Q bombing, and then flicked hard at Ke Yaning's forehead abruptly. one time.

"hiss!"

Dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head.

A dark red fingerprint appeared on Ke Yaning's forehead. He raised his hand to look at his watch, and from the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a few girls dressed as college students who were making rustling laughter, and said to them sternly: "It's early in the morning, girls better not be so late." Still hanging out, protect yourself."

"Oh! Got it, officer!"

"Oh mom, you're so handsome."

Lin Yuxian raised his head abruptly: "Isn't it! Just now you said that law and order is the best! Now you are slapping yourself in the face! Uncle policeman, do you have that serious illness!"

Ke Yaning got up and picked up the scattered clothes, took out a short wallet with a turtle pattern printed on it, and fished out his ID card. In the photo, Lin Yuxian had fine features, and his bones were not as stretched as they are now, obviously not yet grown.

There was a slight smile on his lips, "Lin Yuxian, it's quite free."

"Uncle policeman, can I ask your surname and first name, I will call the mayor's hotline in a while and report you to the mayor's father."

"Ke Yaning."

"What are you knocking on? Is it a new type of drug?"

"Lin is very busy, I'll take you back for a urine test, you, no, yes, yes."

Lin Yuxian stared blankly, raised his head confusedly, "'Ke' Dayao, I'll piss on you right now."

A black car with high beams on suddenly passed by them. Under the strong light, Lin Yuxian adjusted his posture, squatted on the side of the road, and stretched out his bony hands to cover his eyes.

His body is a little childish and thin, with only a thin layer of muscle, his delicate back is glowing with a cold white warm luster, his legs are evenly long, and his knees almost reach his shoulders.

Ke Yaning flicked across his face in a blink of an eye, reading a different signal, he threw the floral shirt on Lin Yuxian's head, and pointed out: "22-year-old lovelorn, as for being so bitter and bitter, you It should be celebrated to finally get rid of a bad relationship. If it is not possible, I can introduce my roommate to you. Judging by your small body, you should be the type he likes."

"Get out!" Lin Yuxian threw off the flowered shirt, "Ke Dayao, you and I are not playing on the same string! The urine test is right, I just fucking hold my urine! Let me go!"

Ke Yaning earnestly said: "It's fine to vent out, some people can only hold it in their hearts until the end, those who cut their wrists cut their wrists, and those who jumped into the river." He patiently tucked Lin Yuxian's arm into his cuff, "Every year there is a school in your school. There were two suicides, and more than one streaked this year, but no one died."

Ke Yaning held back for a long time, finally couldn't hold back, pointed to Lin Yuxian's red underwear and asked, "This year is not the year of birth, why are you wearing red underwear?"

"My mother said that as long as a person wears red underwear for more than two years in a lifetime, he can find the love of his life, and if he wears it for more than three years, he can stand at the top of the world. I am working hard for Ke Dayao."

"..."

This is all fallacy.

Ke Yaning took the key to unlock the handcuffs, "If you don't put on your clothes again, I'll post the video I just recorded on the Internet, and you don't have to wear three-year-old underpants, so you can stand on top of the world tomorrow."

"Got it."

Remnant clouds are like blue.

Under the burning of alcohol, Lin Yuxian moved clumsily, and the faint orange blossom scent from Jiang Wei's body wafted from his shirt out of season. He suddenly cried until his nose was bleeding, "It's just so painless, let's just live in a daze!"

"..."

Ke Yaning finally carried Lin Yuxian, who kept wiping his nose on his back, back downstairs in the dormitory. The group of college students seemed to have taken the wrong medicine during the graduation season, and the emergency lights on the thermos, quilt, small table, and board were all thrown into a mess.

Among the odds and ends, an unremarkable postcard caught Ke Yaning's eyes. He was silent, bent down to pick it up, his eyelashes drooping, and indulged in that small world.

The whole person seems to be suspended in the sky like a person in a postcard.

Lin Yuxian's pupils shrunk slightly, his heart was more chaotic than Feixu, he staggered and snatched it close, "This is mine."

"What is painted on this?"

"Lovers in the Sky."

"Fuck! Jiang Wei!"

Lin Yuxian huddled against the dilapidated wall in front of the tube building, and finally realized that there was still one important thing to do.

Shouldn't the best man be watching the groom's jokes now? !

That's Jiang Wei who personally said "If I want to get married in this life, then I don't need to be hit by a car to die when I go out, I'll just tear myself into pieces"!

It depends on whether you are broken or not.

Unfortunately, after the urgent tracking just now and Ke Yaning's sudden escape, the wedding was completely missed from beginning to end.

When Lin Yuxian arrived at the wedding scene, they had already set off for their honeymoon, there were only a few people left at the wedding banquet, and the waiters started to clear the tables. He still knew what happened at the wedding from an aunt who was too drunk——

"The groom made a fuss for a long time, and he had to wait for a friend to come. The bride turned her face on the spot and almost scratched the groom's face on the stage. I only saw it when they were toasting. The groom's eyebrows and feet are so big. Blood marks. Then the bride's brother... My God, he strangled the bride's neck in the waiting room. That iron hand... pinched it, it was really terrible. Do you think I can't drink too much, I was scared to death."

The big screen on the stage was still scrolling the wedding photos of Jiang Wei and Zheng Beixi.

Zheng Beixi's almond-eyed and plum-cheeked eyes are peerless, with an irresistible smile, but that smile has a kind of revengeful evil, and the words "envy, be jealous, get out" are written on the corners of the lightly hooked mouth.

Well, it must be an illusion. Jiang Wei smiled so reluctantly and a little depressed. It must be because he was hungry and his brain was bleeding.

It has nothing to do with his not wanting to get married.

Lin Yuxian received a WeChat message.

[Jiang Wei: Haha, wait for me to drink you down when I come back! 】

Drink your big handful.

There was a sound of crisp footsteps coming from far and near, and the pretending crutch appeared again.

Zheng Nanshan had a murderous air of wanting to kill people, and said lightly: "What are you planning me for?"

The author has something to say:

Ha, all showed up, 7 of them.

Write 7 crazy/batches this time

There wasn't much conversation with the female goose after that.

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