Dad's Romance

Lin Yuxian picked up the address note on the table, took off his suit, the shirt inside was already soaked with sweat.

When I walked out of the gate of "Kaijun", my feet were a little uncontrollable, and I saw the exhaust of Zheng Nanshan's Maybach, like a sharp white blade tearing the sky.

"A driver, three bodyguards, and a [-], you are not afraid of being overloaded!"

He stared at the simple and high-end light boards of the five-star hotel. Several hotel employees were removing the huge wedding photo display boards. His nerves, which were already vulnerable to a single blow, snapped one after another.

He still couldn't believe that Jiang Wei was really married.

Fortunately, he was not able to witness his wedding this day, otherwise he would cry in front of hundreds of guests, revealing his pitiful little thoughts, and wait for reincarnation in the next life if he wants to be friends.

Lin Yuxian opened the car-hailing app, entered Jiang Wei's community, leaned lazily against the stone sculpture at the hotel gate, and squeezed his lips together, a bottomless abyss appeared in his eyes, and the youthful years spent with Jiang Wei burned in his veins .

Burning and burning, the eye sockets were reddened.

Jiang Wei, your uncle.

I fucking want to fuck you up.

Lin Yuxian lived to be 22 years old, and his brain volume was constantly squeezed and shrunk because of his constant pursuit of novelty and novelty. Whether he could remember what he did today depends on his mood tomorrow, and whether the people he met in this life could be placed in his In their small minds, it all depends on whether their faces look good or not.

There are only three scenes, like revolving pictures, they are dreaming at midnight, they are drunk, and they are in a trance.

In the first class in the afternoon of September 2013, 9, Mr. Li, the class teacher of the first year of high school, who was wearing golden glasses and looked gentle, pulled the tall and big, and seemed a bit out of his mind. The new classmate transferred from other places is called Jiang Wei. Welcome!

Just after breakfast on June 2016, 6, Jiang Wei kicked Lin Yuxian's ass hard with his college entrance examination application, and said in a cold voice: I can clearly be in the top12, but I insist on dragging me to read some broken sea university, Rubbish!

In the middle of the night on November 2016, 11, Jiang Wei's eyes were wrapped in red spider webs, with a bit of confusion, and a bit of trembling that was clearly disgusted, he squeezed out a sentence from his throat: Bastard.

Others, like sneaking onto Jiang Wei's bed and smelling his body fragrance like a pervert, watching him sweat and play football at the Kunzhou 22 Middle School and Haida Stadium, Jiang Wei is not allowed to hang his mouth for more than two seconds when eating Every time I tear a small half of the paper towel... I washed the white shirt with a frayed collar...

They are all intertwined in the gaps between the three big pictures, making Lin Yuxian's vulgar and vulgar Fan Xinchun's heart beating non-stop.

Until Jiang Wei threw out "Quintet That Makes You Give Up"——

On the night of college graduation, I threw out all of Lin Yuxian's belongings, 80 Hong Kong dollars in Macau, the wedding with Zheng Beixi, and Zheng Nanshan's "dead gay".

The fifth part is called "Haha, Lin Yuxian, stay at my house every day and watch us show our affection".

Fine.

It's really hard for you, no matter how embarrassing things happen, you still want to maintain this precarious little friendship, it's a pity not to be an actor.

The youthful years with Jiang Wei turned into firewood and burned out in his body, Lin Yuxian could only walk forward with a playful smile on his face.

The driver of the special car only drove less than two kilometers. After arriving at the entrance of the "Meiyin" community in five minutes, he said angrily, "I can't walk a few steps. Be careful that you won't live until you are 5 years old."

"I'm gay, lonely, childless, no one to warm my bed to take care of my daily life, and no one to set up a memorial tablet when I'm dead. Living 40 years is too long for me."

"..."

[Dad, is it too long? 】

[The longer the better. 】

Lin Yuxian opened the "KOLI" Weibo background, clicked on the "Fans" column, and really saw a person named "Nanshan" behind a dozen or so IDs, without a big V certification, and his profile picture was a half-closed mechanical prosthetic hand, outlining The lazy radian, the joints are entangled with complex and fine copper wires, just like the holographic projections emerging from the neon lights of cyberpunk——

A big mechanical face as cold as ice, steaming upwards, with a gentle tone of voice, without ups and downs, quietly said: If you look at me again, I will eat you.

Very hard.

"..."

Being treated as rape by such a pervert every day, is it still alive?

Lin Yuxian clicked on his Weibo photo album, and the illustrations that were harsh/lewd/slutty were displayed like treasures in a collection, and the sweat that had just evaporated on his back hung back again. This is not called "a little internet celebrity" at all. The illustrator just has bad money", but "the shame of my brother-in-law and good friend" and "as long as I am happy, I can kill him at any time".

Lin Yuxian was not in the mood to click in on several private messages asking him to ask for a manuscript.

"It's not all for life." Lin Yuxian immediately gave himself an aboveboard reason, straightened his back, and suddenly saw a familiar Maybach downstairs in the 3rd building where Jiang Wei's house was located.

The face is more than green.

Except that the front face of the car is obviously a little sunken.

KOLI: Zheng Nanshan, can't you take me with you when you go home? !

Nanshan: Oops, it was discovered.

KOLI: Wait, why are you living with your sister? !Perverted? !

Nanshan: Come on, my sister is afraid of the tide, so she lives upstairs.

Zheng Nanshan opened the entrance door facing Lin Yuxian, and stood in front of the door calmly. At this time, he had already taken off his coat, and the two thin black suspenders were stretched tightly outside the white shirt, revealing the contours of his rich and powerful chest muscles.The cuffs of the shirt are casually rolled up at the elbows, the lines of the arms are tight and smooth, and the blood vessels are slightly bulging.

Seeing Lin Yuxian rolling down his Adam's apple shamelessly, his face turning red unconsciously, Zheng Nanshan shook his head and smiled bitterly, probably thinking of Lin Yuxian's unknown evil side, his eyelashes cast long shadows in the slanting light, and spoke loudly Said: "Damn gay, don't think about it, my sister and I share the same elevator."

He turned around and went back to the room of this behemoth, leaving only the unruly and tall figure behind.

Lin Yuxian: "..."

Can you give the dead gay a little respect!

The old man walking the dog next to him laughed out loud!

Lin Yuxian sorted out his mood, and walked into the door calmly. Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Zheng Nanshan's mansion decorated in dark style, and almost fainted on the spot——

The large Buddhist altar with antlers and tiger skins, the red candles and black curtains and the tiger stools, and the marble Roman columns extending to the third floor are all black...

Horror movies have a sense of sight.

"Zheng Nanshan, you must have imprisoned a bunch of...living creatures!" Lin Yuxian stammered, and pressed the elevator to the fourth floor in a panic.

The elevator is also too slow.

With his back facing the black fireplace in front of the window, Zheng Nanshan leaned on the black leather chair, his long legs slightly curled up, still unable to see his expression clearly, he replied coldly: "Only myself."

"Where's the bodyguard?"

Only then did Zheng Nanshan remember the burly men who had been integrated into the darkroom and hidden in the corner, "Oh, there are them."

Lin Yuxian: "..."

The elevator has arrived.

Lin Yuxian turned sideways into the elevator, and the surrounding mirrors reflected each other. Suddenly, countless tall and tall figures appeared in the small space. He stared at Zheng Nanshan who was in a daze in the living room, and his tough and gloomy face, and pressed "hold ", the voice pierced through layers of barriers, "Is the amateur you are talking about called Yu Ziqi?"

Zheng Nanshan was slightly taken aback, his eye sockets were sunken in the darkness, leaving only shadows, and his voice was barely audible: "There are indeed a lot of black humor in this world."

Without knowing it, Lin Yuxian rolled to the 4th floor. Before he had time to see the studio that Jiang Wei had prepared for him, Ke Yaning called him to a food stall a few streets away.

The food stall, which is in great contrast to the bright moonlight, is full of smoke and fire, and there are all kinds of food from all over the world. Several restaurant owners came to the street to solicit customers, their voices were clear and clear, with an irresistible enthusiasm.

Ke Yaning didn't know what Lin Yuxian liked to eat, so he found a safe Sichuan restaurant and ordered half a dozen beers. When Lin Yuxian found this inconspicuous corner, he thought that the gloomy Police Officer Ke had lost his love.

Lin Yuxian looked at the few dishes in front of him that were so bland that they didn't even have red oil, shook his head, took out a packet of spicy millet, prepared a bowl of dipping dishes for himself in no time, squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Officer Ke, I have nothing Spicy or not, tell me, what are you looking for me for?"

Ke Yaning seriously buried his head in drinking, looking very upset, and said with great thought: "I may have lied to you about the fact that Haishi is one of the best in law and order."

Lin Yuxian was taken aback.

"Ke Yaning, what did I say? You have found out your conscience, and you came to me for science education?" Lin Yuxian tremblingly moved his butt towards the policeman, his hands trembled, and he couldn't even hold the vegetables. Qingshui baby vegetables Staggered and slid onto the table.

Ke Yaning: "When I was in the Criminal Investigation Brigade, I encountered a massacre..."

"..."

"A family of six, only one eldest son survived. His parents, sister, and grandparents were all killed. When I close my eyes now, I can still smell the blood." Ke Yaning raised his eyelids, obviously a little out of shape , "According to the testimony of the eldest son of the Han family, he was sleeping in the second bedroom at that time and did not hear any movement."

Ke Yaning tried his best to restrain his emotions: "Do you think it's possible?"

Lin Yuxian felt that Ke Yaning really didn't regard himself as an outsider, and the drug he was given was a bit violent in an instant, so he said in panic, "Tell me first whether the murderer has been caught."

"No."

"...Then what are you talking about?"

"Today you said that a person with a snake tattoo is following you." Ke Yaning then drank half a bottle of beer, his lips pale, "According to the testimony of the eldest son of the Han family, after he woke up, he also saw the person with the same tattoo." Strange man."

"..."

Lin Yuxian was stunned.

Ke Yaning: "At first, I thought it was the kid talking nonsense to get rid of his suspicion and divert the attention of the police. I didn't expect that there was a snake tattoo, and this person really existed. Lin Yuxian, do you think it's a coincidence, or is he dreaming."

The sound of chopping bones from a nearby restaurant reached Lin Yuxian's ears inappropriately, and he suddenly felt that it was difficult to control the urge to urinate, "Ke Yaning, please speak clearly. If it is true, what is the purpose of following me and Jiang Wei?"

Ke Yaning put down his wine glass, changed his face from a confused former criminal police officer to a community police officer who helped justice, and said righteously: "Don't you tell me what you guys did in Macau?"

Lin Yuxian immediately gave up: "Jiang Wei played gambling machines and won 80 Hong Kong dollars. Other than that, I swear to God, I didn't do anything."

The author has something to say:

Do not worry

Lin Yuxian was hilarious in this episode, read it with me: He is Shou.

Linzhi's little dad os: If you want to counterattack, I'll feed you the guts of a big leopard, but you don't dare.

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