Dad's Romance

Lin Yuxian walked out the door, stood in a daze in the corridor, and growled a "fuck" from his throat.

He looked at the thin clouds outside the window that caused the moon to eclipse little by little, stretched out the hand that was played with just now, and slapped himself in the face, cursing in his heart in a daze: "Okay, you Lin Yuxian, you have grown up, and you earn money by selling your appearance." , aren’t you afraid of being knocked on the door by ghosts in the middle of the night?

I don't even care about how much poison "Gotham" has brought, will the Orochi Brotherhood suddenly appear and kill him.

Resisting, he called Zheng Nanshan and sent a burly man over to protect him.

Walking into the dark night, borrowing fire from strangers, holding the "Lucky Strike" that has not straightened for a long time, the long-lost nicotine drills into the excited nerves along the alveoli.

Taking advantage of the madness after smoking, Lin Yuxian returned to the drafters one by one in the taxi: If you want me to sell my soul, I will pay three times the price.

Alipay received two 3 yuan in a short while. Remarks: The full amount is paid in advance, and the manuscript will be delivered in [-] days.

Lin Yuxian raised his head and pinched his brows, and said weakly to the driver: Instead, go to the Intercontinental Hotel, please wait for me at the door, I will go to "Meiyin" after picking up the things.

Seeing the long-lost handsome figure at the front desk of the hotel, his eyes were fixed on Lin Yuxian's slender shoulders and long neck, and he asked with fascination: "Are you the only one staying this time? Where did that tall and big one go?"

Lin Yuxian's lung tube was poked, and he was ashamed. He said with a dry smile, "Honeymoon. Xiaohua, just give me my luggage." He looked around with a lonely expression, and countless figures who were with Jiang Wei seemed to appear at the same time. So, I squeezed and sucked up the river bed in my heart, and it gradually dried up, "I have been wearing red underwear for more than two years, it seems..."

The front desk laughed until it bottomed out: "What underwear?"

Lin Yuxian stretched out his arms, the coldness in his eyes was full, and he said in a mechanical tone: "I can only stand on the top of the world."

Xiaohua quickly found Lin Yuxian's oversized white suitcase and a few cardboard boxes containing oil paintings. After hesitating for a long time, she finally said, "Brother Xian, um, when will I have time to have dinner together? I found a seafood restaurant, not Haishi The artificially cultivated ones have a lot of yellow and are very fresh.”

Lin Yuxian's mind went blank, holding his 22 years of life and saying: "There will be a chance."

The light of the taxi scattered the low-hanging night. Lin Yuxian turned on procreate on the ipad, danced on the screen with a capacitive pen, and drew a deep picture in his mind within a few minutes:

In the living room with Buddhist altars and unopened courier boxes, a man with shawl and long hair was bare-chested, thin and thin, squatting sideways on the floor, and a round-inch man beside him was curled up on the ground with a sharp knife sticking out of his back.

Lin Yuxian almost copied the photo with Han Xiaofang.

He turned the capacitive pen and sent it to QYU.

KOLI: If you think it is too much, you can modify it.

QYU: I like it.

KOLI: Dead pervert.

QYU: Oops, Ucaughtme.

QYU: I want to see your photos.

KOLI: Chinese pastoral cat.jpg

QYU: In my eyes, you should be a fish with a memory of only 7 seconds.

"Meiyin" looks like a row of lifeless white ice trays under the sweep of the sky.

Lin Yuxian bit the bullet, and crossed Zheng Nanshan's calm ridicule, the unfathomable falcon gaze that shot up and down, and... only a white bath towel was wrapped around her, revealing more than half of her attractively spring body.

The shark line between the two ribs is close to the abdominal muscles, the lines are clear and smooth, killing people invisible.

The speed of Lin Yuxian's brain slowed down, and gradually shut down. He stuffed a few large cardboard boxes into Zheng Nanshan's arms, and said, "Have you seen enough? Help me carry things if you have seen enough."

Zheng Nanshan just shaved, the beauty groove on his chin became more obvious, and a protruding blood vessel stood in the center of his forehead. He mocked: "I haven't returned all night, and I'm wearing clothes that obviously don't belong to me. You gay, you won't do it next time." Take the wild man home."

"It's not impossible." Lin Yuxian replied casually.

A series of "ding ding" sounds came from the phone.

Zheng Nanshan sneered maliciously.

The elevator stopped steadily on the first floor, Lin Yuxian walked in with heavy steps, he suddenly asked: "What happened to the front of your car, did you hit someone?"

"I have a habit that the front bumper must be parked 10 centimeters in front of the parking space line. Unfortunately, I don't know who put up a warning sign at the end of my parking space that day, so I can only dent the front of the car a little."

Zheng Nanshan seemed to be talking about a very common thing.

Lin Yuxian's heart was "thumping" and "fucking shit" for a long time, looking at Zheng Nanshan as if saying "there are more perverts every year, especially this year", "What do I say, your minds are a little abnormal."

There is another way called "pull out the warning sign", you may not have thought of it...

In the mirror in the elevator, a group of sunken-eyed, graceful and elegant... half-naked wandering souls split out for no reason.

Zheng Nanshan: "Who are you?"

Lin Yuxian recalled what had happened in the past few days, with a bitter smile, "In addition to the ones you have seen, there is another monk." He walked out of the elevator with long legs, and opened the unread message on his phone. It turned out to be ""Walking World" drama Preparatory Group Working Group".

Lin Yuxian lowered his head and opened the group members, looking for the name of the legendary star, and after looking through it three times, he confirmed that Yu Ziqi did not come in.

Only "Lu Ze—Photography" jumps up and down, over and over again @林小头, even in the group chat, he still does not shy away: This is my future boyfriend, please take care of me.

Lu Ze Yaoyao sent out more than a dozen red envelopes one after another. The art workers in the preparatory group were usually aloof, and only a few stylists replied indifferently: Thank you, Brother Lu.

Thank you, Brother Monk, who is mad at you.

Master Lin: Get lost.

Zheng Nanshan pressed the main control button at the door, and seemed to see that Lin Yuxian was a little unhappy. He put the paper box next to Zheng Beixi's pair of 8cm red-soled high-heeled shoes, smiled slightly, and asked, "Do you have swimming trunks in your suitcase? Come with me to the roof if you want."

Standing in Jiang Wei's "Love Nest", Lin Yuxian took a deep breath in the air with strong perfume smell, and was disappointed to find that there was no orange blossom fragrance.

In the wedding photo zoomed in close to the roof of the living room, the mole on Zheng Beixi's lip was almost as big as a quail egg, which was a hundred times mocking.

The little sheep in Lin Yuxian's heart opened its big mouth to eat grass, roared and roared in circles, wishing to transfer its anger to Zheng Nanshan's... bath towel in front of him.

Even without crutches and gold-rimmed glasses, he still has an unbeatable temperament.

It's really like a year of summer vacation in college, Jiang Weishi was so idle that his butt was itchy, and he randomly opened an episode of an old Hong Kong TV series, exactly the same as the sanctimonious villain who killed people with a syringe.

Jiang Wei only watched for a few minutes before he noticed a gust of wind blowing from Lin Yuxian behind him. He closed the computer abruptly, pushed up the cuff of his white shirt, and said, "Go shopping with me, this time you Pay the money, do you belong to Pixun, you can only go in and out?"

Lin Yuxian said coquettishly: "I have a small appetite, so, I'm too disadvantaged brother."

Jiang Wei beat Lin Yuxian's head and said: "Your appetite is small, you can only eat half a bowl of rice without chili peppers, but once you take out the chili peppers, you can eat three bowls directly." Sitting for a day requires so many calories, forget about being fat.”

"Hey, faggot, don't be in a daze, take your swimming trunks." Zheng Nanshan ordered, he shifted his gaze to the American clock not far away, then moved to the kitchen, opened the rotating wall, and opened the door in the stacked wine storage room. Randomly picked a bottle of red wine and said to Lin Yuxian: "If you don't obey me, you will miss a good show."

"Good show?" Lin Yuxian's blood vessels seemed to be clogged with 80 years of thoughts, his complexion was stagnant, his face was as white as jade, without a trace of blood, and his voice was like a frozen lake shattering, "If you call me a gay again, I will lose my temper gone."

Tell me to go straight back right away!

Anyway, it was Jiang Wei who broke me.

Lin Yuxian put away his empty gaze, trembling fingertips, opened the suitcase to look for swimming trunks, and then realized: "Wearing swimming trunks to go to the roof, after jumping to your death, will Lord Yan let you have a good pregnancy because of your good figure?"

Zheng Nanshan: "Why do you say that, isn't it a bad birth in this life?"

Lin Yuxian shook his head, finally found the swimming trunks among the messy clothes, took the red wine under Zheng Nanshan's armpit, and said slowly: "My parents decided to give birth to me because they wanted to find a natural model for children's clothes. Focus on their business."

He followed behind Zheng Nanshan, and continued: "During the years when my body grew rapidly, they probably feared that I would soon lose my so-called 'function', so they stuck me in the Children's Palace to learn painting as soon as they had an idea. , grow up to inherit their life's painstaking efforts."

Zheng Nanshan took him to the third floor and stopped in front of a wooden arched door. Because Lin Yuxian's mouth was full of long-term depression, his intact hands were occupied by two glass cups. Looking at the microwave, he said: "Lin Yuxian, open the door."

Lin Yuxian complied, and when he opened the door, he was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

The moonlight is like the day, flying colors and condensing brilliance.

The swimming pool has a bottomless blue tone, and two red and white lounge chairs under the tent seem to be boring and tired, injecting a lazy soul.

"Lin Yuxian, continue." Zheng Nanshan turned on his mobile phone, and there was a real-time monitoring screen of an underground parking lot. He sat on the recliner and gave Lin Yuxian an expectant look.

Lin Yuxian changed into swimming trunks a long time ago, and his immature body can be seen in full view. He rubbed his hands, stretched his joints and muscles left and right, and put on a smile that had been missing for a day, "What did I just say?"

Zheng Nanshan poked into the cork of the red wine with his fake hand and pulled it out alive, "inheriting their life's hard work."

Lin Yuxian leaned over and stretched his shoulders, his hair fell to the ground, and at the same time as the blood poured into his brain, his smile and voice dimmed a little, "It didn't have real meaning until I dragged Jiang Wei into our house. The first friend on the Internet, the two of us depend on each other, he is in charge of cooking and I am in charge of eating..."

Lin Yuxian got up, his face finally turned red, picked up the wine glass from Zheng Nanshan's feet, and touched his fake hand, "I also want to thank you for giving this big fool a home."

He suddenly found a bald old man in Zheng Nanshan's mobile phone, and said with fury, "Zheng Nanshan, you pervert, what do you want to do?"

"Good show."

The author has something to say:

Lin Zhi: Dad!I found something amazing!

Lin Yuxian: Keep your voice down, you scared me to death.What's the matter, baby girl.

Lin Zhi: My little dad!There is a beauty ditch!Just the one on the chin!

Lin Yuxian looked lazy: What's the matter, your little dad still has peach blossom eyes, let's listen to your story.

Lin Yuxian: By the way, daughter, does dad look handsome in emo?

Lin Zhi: Vomit.

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