Dad's Romance

Lu Ze's sense of oppression is not only in the kiss.

He accepts Lin Yuxian's subtle signals bit by bit, invades other people's private domain in an unethical manner, caresses/loves wantonly, and Lin Yuxian picks up all the defenses that he has never built for a day.

Lu Ze suddenly went mad and confessed: "Why don't you marry me."

"Fuck, fuck off."

Lin Yuxian's red underwear was in the way, and Lu Ze "tsk" for a long time, with a mocking tone, "The supernatural power of red underwear didn't bring anything good."

"That's right, it's all rubbish, and there are crazy batches."

Lu Ze said rather gentlemanly: "Wait a minute, I still have 21 confessions to complete, just wait."

"?"

Lu Ze picked up the tattered jeans and the flowered shirt with Cuban collar, and stepped back from the stage that had been set up long ago amidst the "bang" sound of the bedroom door, which made Lin Yuxian feel uneasy.

Before Lu Ze left, his eyes were high and quiet: "For our lifelong happiness."

That's it?this?

Fuck stuff.

Lin Yuxian extinguished the greed that wanted to continue to haunt him, and the blood flowing in his limbs and bones was replaced by cold ice.

He let out a long breath out of breath.

Fuck your lifelong happiness.

Lin Yuxian forced himself to use the job opportunity obtained by "selling himself" to occupy his brain, which was also not tuned, to relive the script Lu Ze said in the stuffy bedroom.

It was only then that he focused on getting into the world of "Wandering the World", Lin Yuxian frowned, and saw an unbelievable message on the title page of the script——

"Fortunately, they didn't appear in the same time and space, otherwise he would definitely be in trouble."

Lin Yuxian saw a row of small characters in the header of the document: This script is adapted from Han Ke's chaotic life.

"Han Ke." Lin Yuxian felt like he was holding a bomb in his hand, "Is it necessary to be so obsessed, Agatha and her old man want your crew to come alive... Can you write clearly about 'they' and 'him'? ! My IQ! I can't read it!"

Lin Yuxian squatted on the ground, struggling to read page after page. In a bad story with no main story line, and all the male protagonists switching different personalities in different scenes, his phoenix eyes were full of doubts.

"How much hatred does Yu Ziqi have against Qian?!"

"I think you are schizophrenic!"

"No, no, no, 30. If a picture is 3000 yuan, I want to draw... 10 pictures? Is it so little?"

Lin Yuxian spent ten days, with an attitude of being responsible for the huge design fee, fully considering the stage's load-bearing capacity, transition, handling, operability...aesthetics and other factors, and over-completed dozens of sets for different scenes design.

Even the props to be placed on the second-floor balcony on the stage are extremely thoughtful-if they are accidentally overturned, the people on the stage must not be crushed to death.

After each personality switch, different designs were drawn individually from the details to the shape of the wall lamp.

Lin Yuxian felt that a leech sucked all his strength, and then he sent the blueprints to the group one by one very stinkingly, and received a friend request from Yu Ziqi a few minutes later.

Lin Yuxian remembered the scene he accidentally saw in the rehearsal room, his throat tightened, his face went numb for a few seconds, he could only suppress his beating heart, and respectfully called out "Boss".

Yu Ziqi can feel strong dissatisfaction when typing: What kind of rubbish is this, it is far from what I want.

Lin Yuxian rubbed his sore hand from holding the capacitor pen, staring at the design drawing with the exquisite color matching, he replied puzzledly: Boss, please put forward your request.

Yu Ziqi: You don't have to think about any practicability, just use your imagination.

Yu Ziqi: As for whether it can be realized, it has nothing to do with you. I can always let the props team figure out a way.

Lin Xiaoye: Isn’t that a powerful and unconstrained style? I painted lumps flying on it, so you can find someone to pile them up too.

Yu Ziqi: As long as I feel appropriate.

Lin Yuxian dumped the capacitive pen, so that's the case.

I bought all those books for nothing.

Lin Yuxian stayed in the room for two more nights, didn't even have time to throw away the takeaway box, and externalized the so-called "Han Ke" disorder, the overall tone was similar to the set of "Dr. Caligari's Cabin", the main scene still Borrowed from its movie poster.

The lines are distorted, the walls are mottled, with the blood of punk and heavy metal.

The color blocks are large and distinct, like messy polygonal shapes in a kaleidoscope.

The psychopath finally materializes into perception and senses.

Yu Ziqi replied contentedly: OK.

Master Lin: Hehe.

There are several props involved in the design drawings, which really made the props teacher have a difficult time.

"There are so many old TVs, where can I find them?"

"Designer Lin, the right angle of the hardscape! What about the right angle! Do you want to kill the carpenter?!"

With his pockets in his pockets, Lin Yuxian stuck himself in front of the prop teacher, pointing at the dark circles under his eyes that had appeared after staying up all night, with a hoarse voice, "I originally thought it would be hard to kill myself, but we big stars disagree."

The prop teacher swallowed his anger resentfully.

When the time came to late July, all departments of the crew were in full swing of preparations.

The TV to be used in the blueprints was finally pulled back from the flea market.

Yu Ziqi stared at the TVs piled up in the rehearsal field, and thoughtfully, he sent a WeChat message to Lin Xiaoye: Is the screen useful.

Lin Xiaoye: It is basically useless to replace it with oil painting.

Yu Ziqi asked his assistant to gather the security guards of the Drama Center and told them, "Move all these TVs to the backyard."

Everyone is puzzled.

Yu Ziqi ignored it, waved his hand and said, "Move quickly if you don't want to die!"

"move!"

When the TVs are properly placed in the yard, the entire drama center seems to have successfully transformed into a second-hand market, and there is an old smell in the air.

Yu Ziqi shook his cervical spine, stretched his wrists, and lazily walked to a small 14-inch TV, "Let's start with you."

He moved the TV to an open space, raised his hands high, and then slammed it down on the ground, making a harsh, muffled sound.

"Duang!"

The fragments of the screen were quickly laid out on the stone road, shining brightly under the strong light.

Yu Ziqi fell one after another almost mechanically, until the open space was completely occupied by debris, as if the circle of light on an alien planet had been torn apart and rolled up, scattered in the busy world by mistake.

"Yu Ziqi has gone crazy again."

There were more and more people watching. They took out their mobile phones and secretly recorded the terrified scene. The photos and videos of the scene were immediately spread on the Internet.

#余子相发疯# Just like the restaurant that I have to go to every month, it has once again been on the hot search steadily.

Lin Yuxian saw the familiar small courtyard of the drama center on his mobile phone, and there were scattered TV sets all over the floor, the corners of his lips curled up into meaningful arcs.

This person is really funny!

Lin Yuxian rode on the [-] bicycle he just bought, with a cigarette in his mouth, his hair flying in the wind, and came to the vegetable market to restock the spicy millet in his trouser pocket.

Before he took out his mobile phone to scan the QR code, he suddenly saw a familiar figure with a golden round inch and a tattoo on the back of his neck from the corner of his vision.

Really haunted!

Under the heavy pressure of long hours of work, Lin Yuxian's nerves were grinded into a huge strip, leaving behind all "following" and "killing the door", with almost undetectable fatigue, he subconsciously stretched out his arm and grabbed his shirt. corner.

Wu Weiping took half a step back to break free, a smile permeated his profound facial features, looking closely, there was a kind of bravery to defeat the enemy and kill the enemy.

Lin Yuxian was completely enraged by his laughter, and said loudly: "Who the hell are you!"

Wu Weiping glanced at Lin Yuxian's big head, stretched out his right hand and patted his head, "Idiot!"

"Damn it, you dare to hit me!"

Lin Yuxian was probably possessed by a superhero, holding on to Wu Weiping's shirt tightly, while calling Ke Yaning, "Come to the vegetable market next to your police station, I saw the big snake tattoo again."

When Wu Weiping heard the alarm, he quickly shook off Lin Yuxian's hand, swiftly walked through the crowd, and then ran non-stop.

Lin Yuxian followed closely behind, and several passers-by who were encountered made sounds of disgust.

Wu Weiping turned back into the market from the small road outside the vegetable market again, locked in front of a vendor selling seasonal fruits and big coconuts, raised his hands, and overturned the entire stall.

"Hey! What are you doing! Don't run! Catch him!" the boss shouted.

Wu Weiping had already taken advantage of the chaos and disappeared.

When Ke Yaning arrived as quickly as possible, Lin Yuxian was being regarded as an accomplice and was detained by the owner of the fruit stand.

Lin Yuxian's hands were tied, and he squatted next to the fruit stand like a prisoner, being pointed at by the uncle and aunt who bought vegetables.

"What a handsome young man, how could he do such a thing?"

"Disturbing social order, the police will lock you up!"

Ke Yaning stared at Lin Yuxian as if he was in a daze, "Tattoos, why are you knocking over other people's things?"

The owner of the fruit stall seemed to have caught a savior, "Comrade policeman, you have to judge me, he is simply incomprehensible! The compensation should not be less!"

Lin Yuxian struggled and said: "It's really not me, I was chasing after the big snake tattoo, he knocked it over, are you blind?"

Boss: "You are all in the same group, you can't escape this matter!"

Lin Yuxian was aggrieved: "I, I, you asked the police uncle to adjust the surveillance."

Ke Yaning reassured the boss, "He called me just now because he saw the suspect. The person you mentioned is indeed not with him."

The boss couldn't swallow his breath, "Then what should I do with my fruit, it's all broken so much."

Ke Yaning pulled Lin Yuxian up, untied the rope, looked at the mess on the ground and said, "How much damage do you estimate, I will be responsible."

Lin Yuxian: "It's none of your business, Ke Dayao."

Ke Yaning gave him a blank look, as if saying, "Shut up."

The boss took out the calculator resentfully, typed a four-digit number on it, and handed it to Ke Yaning, "Officer, it's not like I'm a lion, we have to live."

Ke Yaning accepted all the orders, continued to ignore Lin Yuxian's struggle, and calmly scanned the QR code to pay.

"Idiot, Ke Dayao." Lin Yuxian said.

Ke Yaning was riding a motorcycle and Lin Yuxian was riding a bicycle. Both of them had frost on their faces.

The lingering tattooed man, why is he always in Haishi.

If he was related to the massacre, why didn't he escape far away.

Doesn't he know that the French Open is not missing, and if he shows his face blatantly in Haishi, sooner or later there will be a day when there will be a thunderstorm.

Lin Yuxian was still angry with Ke Yaning, "A people's policeman was blackmailed, what's the reason?"

"Tianli? If Tianli is useful, why do we need the police?"

"Be taken advantage of." Lin Yuxian said.

Lin Yuxian stepped on the bicycle, took out a newly bought cigarette, took out a cigarette with his mouth, and lit it with one hand. Accompanied by the noise and the hot wind from the sea market, he felt that he was not as good as the dust flying in the air.

Through the helmet, Ke Yaning stabbed at Lin Yuxian coldly, and said angrily, "Where did you take Lu Ze?"

"Ahem..." Lin Yuxian took a breath of cigarettes and looked nervous, "Why am I abducting him? Haven't you seen him recently?"

Ke Yaning stretched out his foot and kicked Lin Yuxian's bicycle, "He has never been away from home for such a long time, and he has never left Haishi on business trips." He kicked again, "He is a patient and cannot stand any stimulation. If you If you feel inappropriate, or you don’t have the confidence to see the future, I advise you not to provoke him. Now I seriously doubt that he is hiding somewhere to heal his injuries.”

"Damn it, he obviously ran away and was ooc on the spot, so it's all my fault." Lin Yuxian cursed in his heart.

He really didn't know what to reply, and it was really hard to admit that he wanted to play a physical game that distracted the kidneys but didn't distract the mind, so he could only hesitate and reply with a reluctant "That's okay".

Lin Yuxian suddenly came to his senses and said loudly: "Ke Dayao, do you have any misunderstanding about me? I never provoked him, okay? It's all because of his old man who tirelessly rubbed on me like a dog's skin plaster. You can't just stare at that A murder, and everything else is blind?"

Ke Yaning said coldly, "Have you seen that person's appearance clearly?"

Lin Yuxian blew out smoke rings, proud of his bravery just now, and said, "Of course, I also said a few words."

"Can you draw it?"

Lin Yuxian hesitated for a few seconds, "Yes."

The author has something to say:

Lin Zhi: My little dad's name finally appeared.

Lin Yuxian: See if I speak fast enough.

Lin Zhi: ...

This episode pays tribute to Barney throwing the TV in "HIMYM" S4E09.

String words and ooc are not bugs.

Thanks for watching.