Dad's Romance

The summer in Haishi is endless, and the moon bends into a mocking shape.

After escaping from the mess of "lunar eclipse", Zheng Nanshan stood at the entrance of the familiar racing track, set up his crutches with a sniper rifle in his hands, and put his eyes on the "sight" next to the handle, aiming at the crescent moon , and lightly press the button next to the handle.

"Goodbye."

Zheng Nanshan turned hundreds of laps on the track and drank a whole bottle of whiskey at the clubhouse, but in the end he still couldn't straighten out his "career guidance" thoughts.

He not only wanted Lin Yuxian to seek benevolence and obtain benevolence, but also wanted him to surrender to himself.

With a hint of drunkenness, Lin Yuxian was panting under his body when he closed his eyes, wondering if he would cry out for pain, and "Damn it".

He took off his tie, scratched his hair, and appeared drunk for the first time in his life.

Zheng Nanshan didn't even feel that the kiss with the "dead gay" was disgusting or outrageous, but every time he thought of the lingering between his lips, his heart would shake and he would be intoxicated by the torrent and waves in his heart.

He returned home in a daze, and saw a warning sign behind the parking space as usual, and didn't care about the ten centimeters he was thinking about. The front of the Maybach was lucky to escape.

When he calmly told Lin Yuxian that he wanted to attend the regular investment meeting the next day, Lin Yuxian's shaking head and unconsciously twisting buttocks gave him another blow to his soul.

Lin Yuxian's IQ really has a problem.

After the big wall was painted, I got invitations from those old men. Can't I figure out the logical cause and effect of this?

idiot.

It wasn't until Lin Yuxian went to bed with a toothbrush in his mouth that he ran to the door of Zheng Nanshan's bedroom in shock, and cast a questioning look: "Old Zheng, it can't be that I kicked... in exchange for it."

There was smoke in Zheng Nanshan's eyes, he didn't expect that he was the one who surrendered first, the object - "Lin Yuxian's brain circuit", he was leaning on the head of the bed, with one hand behind his head, the artificial hand suddenly exerted force, and the phone screen unfortunately died.

"Can you tell me, how did you 'exchange' last time?"

Lin Yuxian: "..."

The ability to turn over old accounts is simply... consummate.

Lin Yuxian smiled and said, "Old Zheng, what zodiac sign are you so..."

Ji crooked.

"virgin."

Zheng Nanshan's eyes shifted to his silk pajama pants, his smile gradually became dull, and then turned into anger from embarrassment.

One advantage of silk fabrics is that no matter what is inside, it can be seen clearly.

condom.

He turned his head away, rolled over and lay down, folded his arms together, and said thoughtfully: "Damn gay, it's right to protect yourself, but 'dirty' and 'messy' are wrong."

Lin Yuxian lowered his eyebrows, his eyelids twitched, fear and confusion flashed alternately on his face, and finally he said depressedly: "I'm going to prepare tomorrow's PPT, Lao Zheng, I'm not only dirty, but also messy. It’s for others to masturbate. Oh, I forgot to tell you, it’s not that game.”

He put the toothbrush back into his mouth, poking a bulge in his cheek.

Zheng Nanshan turned to him, just seeing the bag that seemed to be alluding, met Lin Yuxian's confident eyes in disbelief.

Don't know how long it took.

Zheng Nanshan's blood pressure was a little high, and he pinched the phone a little harder in anger, the deep and unspeakable pain was like a thousand arrows gathering in his heart.He suppressed the unbearable sobs and said: "There is no need for PPT, and the regular investment meeting never looks at these fancy superficial skills. As for...after tomorrow, there will be no 'career guidance'. Remember to think twice before you do whatever you want. "

Lin Yuxian felt that he and he were not playing on the same string.

"I'm not going!" Lin Yuxian said, "I'm just a piece of rubbish. The market for sex pictures was created by you, not to mention the sets of dramas. It's nothing more than the legendary money and sex trade. Didn’t the hype-up ‘fame’ also come from ‘stealing’?”

Lin Yuxian is well aware that there are many forces in the invisible, escorting him in secret, and his half-hearted ability cannot stir up big waves.

He spit it all out in one go.

Zheng Nanshan said: "If I ask you to 'exchange' with me, will you agree, will you go?"

"What did you say..." Lin Yuxian's internal organs seemed to be misplaced, and his gay dignity had been turned into ashes since then, he held his breath: "You say it again?"

"Let's make a bet." Zheng Nanshan said.

"?"

"Absent from the regular investment meeting, I bet you will be alone in your life."

"..."

The next day, Zheng Nanshan drove to the "lunar eclipse" alone.

As usual, he sat on the rostrum, raised his hand to look at his watch, and pretended to look at the group of old men who had been greeted by Lao Li and Lao Hu in advance, all of whom looked glamorous.

The secretary was sitting at the multimedia console, frowning. Half an hour had passed, and the first project leader hadn't arrived yet.

Zheng Nanshan tidied up his suit calmly, picked up a mug full of whiskey, and greeted his poisonous idiot with his slightly raised chin.

Before leaving, he looked at Lin Yuxian's bedside for a long time. Lin Yuxian's struggling sleepiness and a few tears hanging from the corners of his eyes betrayed him.

"Oh, I don't want to be lonely and have no clothes..."

Zheng Nanshan leaned down and kissed his forehead lightly, his blood gradually began to weaken.

Lin Yuxian struggled to tilt his head, still in his sleep, twitching his lips: "Zheng Nanshan is a pervert, crazy, crazy criticizing bastards."

Zheng Nanshan's blood tank was empty in a panic.

He bet that Lin Yuxian would come.

After another half an hour, Jiang Wei's forehead dripped a lot of sweat. He frowned and stared blankly at the members of the board of directors, who couldn't sit still like nails in their buttocks, and slumped their shoulders weakly.

Just as he was starting to lose all hope, there was a loud bang on the glass door of the meeting room.

Seeing the scene at the door, the old men couldn't help laughing out loud.

It turned out that Lin Yuxian was holding the laptop, and his eyeballs failed intermittently and hit the door with a bang.

Infusing his seemingly shrewd suit with a stupid soul.

He rubbed the bag on his head and said guiltily, "I'm sorry everyone, I went to a place temporarily in the morning, and I arrived as soon as possible."

Lin Yuxian gave Zheng Nanshan a meaningful look, "The roommate who lives with me and travels with me not only didn't wake me up in the morning, but also took the opportunity to harass and take advantage of me." He connected the computer to the projector, and locked his eyes on Zheng Nanshan A trembling mug with a pun: "Thanks to you."

Zheng Nanshan seemed to have cotton stuck in his throat.

He actually felt it!

Lin Yuxian turned on the computer calmly, entered the password, and opened a picture.

Everyone looked at the projection, and then looked at Lin Yuxian in confusion.

Only a thin layer of sweat appeared on the palms of the two protagonists of "Creation of Adam".

The "winter cold storage" on Mubei Road, which is still bleak under the heat wave, is zoomed in on the curtain at a glance, and the eternal darkness lies in the half-closed door.

Lin Yuxian: "The distribution of urban resources in Haishi is uneven, and the port area and Chengnan New City can be described as a hell and a paradise. Therefore, I would like to take this regular investment meeting to put forward my own idea - to transform the cold storage into a gallery, and use this as the center to build The art exhibitions and large-scale gatherings of artworks belonging to Haishi City attract... er, aspiring young people and friends who love art. Once this area is successfully transformed, it will drive the development of the entire port area..."

Zheng Nanshan drank a whole glass of whiskey in inexplicable surprise. Is this the brat who stabbed his face with a toothbrush last night?

Although it is only an incomplete conception, and the phrase "friends who love art" ruthlessly exposed Lin Yuxian's lack of certain aspects such as "language proficiency".

However, relying on the business intuition developed by playing games with these old men, Zheng Nanshan had to clap his fake hands and say "not bad".

It's just this cold storage...

Zheng Nanshan's worry came from all directions, he raised his hand to the secretary and said, "Turn off the projector."

Lin Yuxian raised his head and looked at him inexplicably.

"He hasn't finished yet..." As soon as the secretary finished talking back, he saw Zheng Nanshan standing up with a strong weapon, as if he was about to hammer the projector bulb with a fake hand, and quickly changed his words: "Right now! Little... no, Mr. Zheng. "

Projection is off.

Lin Yuxian pinched his knuckles and used "vicious" to describe his eyes, which is perfect.

Zheng Nanshan asked everyone politely: "What do you think?"

"Before, I had doubts about the little painters. I thought they were just no-brainers with a vain reputation. I didn't expect, I really didn't expect that this art cluster can not only drive the vitality of that area, but also the nearby land prices may be bullish. "

"Great, I'll give it a thumbs up."

Zheng Nanshan turned to the two key old men, and said in a slightly oppressive command tone: "How about you, don't you want to make a speech."

Old Li: "Lin Yuxian, you... are really a treasure."

Hu Zongyi pulled out the classification of "no name": "Nuclear energy, it really is nuclear energy."

Lin Yuxian was still angry with Old Zheng for cutting off his proposal, his blood faded, he said strangely: "Zheng Nanshan, didn't you say that you don't need PPT, what's the matter with the projection at the beginning, you prepared it for me?"

Zheng Nanshan was speechless.

Lin Yuxian combed his messy hair behind his head, got up from the seat, walked carelessly to the secretary with his hands behind his back, lowered his head and asked, "Let me see what you were planning to put, is that okay?"

The secretary cast a "help" look at Zheng Nanshan.

Zheng Nanshan shook his head at her.

Lin Yuxian temporarily inherited too many brain cells from somewhere, and said persuasively, "Beauty, do you like sea urchins?"

"do not like."

"I didn't like it before, I always used sea urchins as a weapon to beat people up, but one day I found out that this thing is an aphrodisiac."

The secretary was dumbfounded on the spot.

Lin Yuxian took advantage of her unpreparedness and didn't know where he temporarily inherited the motor cells, snatched the mouse, found "Lin Yuxian" in the folder on her desktop, and quickly opened it, his bloodless face became even paler.

He stared at Zheng Nanshan, gritted his teeth and said, "Are you kidding me?"

The author has something to say:

small theater:

After the meal, Ke Yaning and Lu Ze burped and decided to go to the supermarket to buy yogurt.

After paying, turn into the alley with residential buildings on both sides.

Lu Ze said wistfully: Guess what I dreamed about last night.

Ke Yaning: Don't be a fool, let go of your farts.

Lu Ze looks at the sky: He's back.

Ke Yaning pretended to be puzzled: Who?

"Ding~"

Ke Yaning's mobile phone received a message from an unfamiliar number: stand still for 10 seconds.

He looked at Lu Ze suspiciously: Did you play a prank.

Lu Ze held the yogurt in his hands and looked at him innocently.

Suddenly, an outdoor unit of an air conditioner slid heavily from a tall building less than 5 meters away from them.

Ke Yaning looked up, and a black banner with a snake-shaped pattern stretched out from the window, like a snake spitting out a poisonous message.

It's not that the author doesn't want to take a break, it's because Chapter 31 is published on the 31st, which is very appropriate.

thanks for watching, orz