Dad's Romance

Hearing this thunderous and "friendly" name, Han Ke's face suddenly turned pale, like a knife cutting out his liver and gallbladder, he really committed a crime against heaven and earth and died, and the evil spirit was forever high.

Han Ke's breathing was messy, he looked at Haipeng in disbelief and said, "Did you also find 'lunar eclipse' when you went to get the investment for that movie?"

"Ziqi, have you finally remembered to care about me?" Haipeng said with a smile.

"Answer me quickly!"

Haipeng looked at Han Ke, who looked like a ghostly talisman, and went to the water dispenser to pour a glass of water with concern. He lingered on Han Ke's palm with his fingertips, and finally pinched his cheeks and poured the water in.

"Yu Ziqi, don't be so fierce, you're scaring me." He pursed his thick lips, but he didn't show the slightest bit of fear. On the contrary, his eyes froze, and it was so cold that it was chilling. Assistant Luna has seen this kind of scene a lot. , retreated a few steps, and exited the tent.

The miscellaneous objects in the tent have already appeared dozens of layers of double images in Han Ke's eyes, spinning non-stop.

Wu Wei was as flat as a wisp of black smoke, drawing towards Han Ke's back. His waist was thin and limp, and even twisted into an arc that was difficult for ordinary people to bend. It wrapped around Han Ke like a snake and became his shield against the enemy.

Haipeng's palms are a bit rough, which is the evidence accumulated on his body while typing at his desk all the year round, so when he and Lin Yuxian's touch coincides, Han Ke looks up at him with less harsh eyes.

Haipeng seemed to be appreciative of his sudden weakness. He squatted on one foot and said, "In that movie, only 'Eclipse' was invested, and no one else took me seriously, even..." He gritted his teeth, " Everyone scolding me is a disgrace to the entire industry, just a rascal."

He touched the back of Han Ke's hand, "Ziqi, your lips are dead and your teeth are cold, do you want to be ashamed of me?"

Han Ke just felt that the jokes God made on him were a bit too much.

Being forced to marry Zheng Beixi is one thing, sneaking into the "lunar eclipse" and returning in vain is another. Even the vanity fair he accidentally entered to help Lin Yuxian was behind the "lunar eclipse".

Literally swallowed the sun.

He still remembers the feeling of suffocation that he would never be able to climb out of hiding in the fresh air duct. His nose was choked by the dust, and sneezing was an extravagant hope.

He staggered and chased the deer, and rolled hundreds of times from Abi Hell into the sea of ​​fire. He just took a breath in the human world, and his dream was shattered again.

"U disk, Xiao Wu, go get the U disk! I don't want to go, the Tongzilou is so cold. Fan, Fan Tao... did you follow him?! I followed, but he didn't go there, this road won't work. Second child , What happened to your investigation?! My TV wall is full of murder photos, and I see what's wrong every day. Don't worry, there will be clues..."

Han Ke lowered his head and asked himself questions and answers for a long time. Haipeng noticed something strange, and smiled apologetically to the few remaining staff members: "Yu Ziqi needs to rest, everyone withdraw first, please. Have a big meal."

People sensibly left.

Han Ke grabbed the hair on the top of his head, his eyes flashed with strong fear, and he couldn't even tell whether the reason for "Eclipse" to invest in Haipeng was related to him, and what role Zheng Beixi played in it. .

There are also Li Hui and Hu Zongyi, the two ultimate cancers that have caused a devastating blow to his family. Why can they continue to disrupt his life in another way.

Isn't that enough?

Haipeng, a third-rate screenwriter who specializes in writing dog blood, could never have imagined such an absurd plot.

His body suddenly split into two, and twisted in the opposite direction at the same time, as if his bones had been pumped out, paralyzed into soulless sewage, and slid to the ground.

He stretched out his hand, and through the last gleam of light in his eyes, he saw his second child in a police uniform.

Han Ke whispered, "You came to save me..."

As soon as the voice fell, he passed out.

Haipeng was as cold as all the machines in the shed. He took off his coat in an orderly manner and put it under his head. His voice was not anxious, but rather flat as expected.

"You fantasize about those people coming to childbirth again. Only I understand you, don't you. You can only live in the shell of different people. Being an actor is your destiny of schizophrenia." He touched Rubbing his hair, "Ziqi, regardless of my dignity, I knelt down and begged others humbly because you are worthy of me. What's more, when we have achieved success and climbed to the top of their heads, who would dare to laugh at us?"

"I love you so much, Ziqi, do you know that?"

Han Ke fell into a coma for three days, unilaterally tore up the contract and quit the recording of the show. After waking up in the seaside villa, he gradually accepted the reality that he was already "Yu Ziqi". He said to Xiao Wu: "Don't call me by my real name again. My name is Yu Ziqi."

"Ziqi, I like it."

"What don't you like."

Xiao Wu stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, pressed the remote control, and the colorful lights outside the party started to flicker, and he laughed like a child, sliding and dancing in front of the window.

Much like the lighting that night.

It was the first time I spent the night outside alone with Lin Xianxian.

Yu Ziqi lay on the bench, closed his eyes and wanted to trace his old appearance, but only saw Lin Yuxian surrounded by people watching and laughing at him in a corner full of suffocating shadows.

He asked Xiao Wu: "If I act in a drama related to my mental illness, can that idiot Lin Xianxian understand it? If he can understand it and accept it unconditionally..."

Maybe he won't think I'm a drag.

Wu Weiping had a lollipop in his mouth: "Do you want to help him succeed in his career, or do you want to continue his career?"

Yu Ziqi was silent.

There is no leading edge.

"I just want to tell him that I have him in my heart."

"So you wanted to get married no matter what? And ran to Hong Kong without saying a word?" Wu Weiping dissatisfied, "You are mine, no one can take you away."

Yu Ziqi: "Xiao Wu, have you forgotten that you are not even human, and the two of us are just rubbing against the lame donkey, there is a wall."

In 2016, the alley at the entrance of No. 22 Middle School did not look like a serious high school at all. In the middle of the night, Uncle Greasy sang from a KTV not far away.

Lin Yuxian was quickly woken up.

Waking up from an unfamiliar environment, he was a little unresponsive for a while, his mind was buzzing, and after scratching around, his heart suddenly sank.

call!Brother is here!

Usually at home, Han Ke has been living in the attic, and the two of them do not interfere with each other, and have never seen him sleeping soundly.

Lin Yuxian looked at him carefully.

Han Ke was sleeping soundly in his direction with his arms pillowed on his pillow. His profile was firm and steady, with sharp edges and corners. The moles at the corners of his eyes looked like smudged spots of fat. He had never looked at him so closely before. He never thought that someone who didn't pay attention would open the whole length. No wonder the nympho elder sisters at school would laugh their teeth out every time they saw him.

Lin Yuxian sniffed Han Ke closely with the tip of his nose. It was the smell of his most commonly used laundry detergent. It smelled like orange blossom, and it was a little girly.

This classmate has to wash clothes with a basin of hands every day. Today, he sleeps in the gun room at the school gate. Why doesn't he wake up and sleepwalk in the middle of the night to wash clothes!

Lin Yuxian touched his Adam's apple, then touched his own, and secretly compared the size. Seeing that Han Ke didn't respond, he wanted to test again what percentage of his consciousness was left, so he scratched it with both hands very unkindly. He brushed his hair and muttered: "Hulu Mao, I scared you to death."

Lin Yuxian almost never exercised except for going to the stadium with Han Ke to play a few games. At this time, he suddenly started doing sit-ups leisurely, and his lower abdomen suddenly felt slightly cramped after dozens of not-so-decent sit-ups. With a convulsion, he came out in a low voice.

"Student Han Ke, can you hear me?" Lin Yuxian patted his stomach, sat on the head of the bed, kicked him, "I decided to take the entrance examination for Haida, don't worry, I didn't go to Haida to study because it was yours Hometown, it has nothing to do with me wanting to open a gallery in your hometown, it’s purely because the seafood there is cheap and it’s close to home.”

"Although the sea market seems a bit dangerous, there are poisons everywhere, but the weather is also very good, very hot, just I am afraid of heat, do you understand what I mean." He suddenly remembered the method of brainwashing people on TV, and began to control it with his mind. Han Ke's brain poked his fingers near his temples, and said like a mantra: "Hai is good, Hai is wonderful. Although I have good grades, I will report to Hai."

Lin Yuxian felt that single betting is more convenient for brainwashing.

He kicked Han Ke's ass again, and it only took a few seconds to relieve himself, saying some polite words: "Forget it, I won't delay you, I checked the Internet, and it is said that I committed myself to a man It's quite painful, I won't harm you, when you get married, remember to let me be the best man."

Lin Yuxian stared at Han Ke's lips for a long time, then ran to the bathroom in deep sorrow, and vented the foreign matter stuck in the throat, moving skillfully like a habitual criminal.

When reaching the high point of fullness, Lin Yuxian inexplicably had the illusion of being entangled with Han Ke and flying in the sky. After cursing "stupid" in his heart, he poured cold water on it thoroughly, and stood on the balcony to blow it without drying it. From the cold wind of February.

I hope that the feeling of heart-cooling can make him eat all kinds of brain nerves and nerves that have been so wild tonight.

Soak your hands!

The next day, Lin Yuxian had a bad cold, as expected, and had a high fever of 39 degrees, so he went to the school hospital to be hung up.When Han Ke went to the infusion room with his lunch box to look for him, Lin Yuxian squinted his eyes, tilted his head and looked at him from a different angle. It didn't matter, Lin Yuxian's heartbeat accelerated sharply, and he squeezed his throat: "Han...Jiang Wei , you quickly find a doctor to come and listen to me, I won’t get myocarditis, right?”

Han Ke staggered and called the doctor, and after listening for a while, she frowned and said, "The heart rate and body temperature are normal, it shouldn't be. If you are really worried, I suggest you go to a big hospital for an examination."

Lin Yuxian looked at the middle-aged doctor wearing glasses, and then turned his head to look at Han Ke. As expected, his heart skipped a beat like seeing someone ordering food.

Why does Hank's face want to be kissed endlessly?

The doctor looked back at him worriedly: "Student, put another thermometer, why is your face blushing?"

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Note: See "Jin Ping Mei" Li Pinger's funeral

Lin Yuxian: Han Ke!It was you who bent me!

Han Ke:? ?

Easter eggs:

In 2038, Lin Zhi found an old electronic photo album at home, and she yelled at her two fathers who were constantly arguing: "What is this? I want to see it!"

No one pays attention to her.

Lin Zhi plugged in the charger, pressed it twice casually, and it still works.

The pictures in the album are a bit, uh, unbearable to look at directly, most of them are artwork marked "KOLI", which is not suitable for children.

She raised her head and sighed and scrolled through dozens of pages. When she was about to put the album back, she suddenly found a strange photo.

In the photo, on a wide terrace by the beach, Dad and Dad are sitting face to face, with wine bottles and glasses on the table.Dad was smoking a cigar, and the younger dad was stroking his hair with a mechanical prosthetic hand...

Wasn't this taken in that story by Zheng Nanshan's phone whose screen was smashed? Lin Zhi opened her eyes wide and looked at the two unreliable fathers.

Since Zheng Nanshan is a fake, what is going on with this photo...

"Dad! Are you kidding me?!"

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