Dad's Romance

The surrounding alumni have long put on a posture that it is not too big a deal to look good and lively.

This Yu Ziqi only debuted for more than half a year. He has acted in several blockbuster movies and several variety shows. Not to mention dancing, his singing is only "Light White" on the stage of the drama with an ancient tune and a godsend.

Nothing is more sensational than his thug behavior with impunity.

Everyone reasonably suspects that he's going to blow up the table today.

Han Ke didn't panic, and he didn't mess up. He took out his black mask and put it on coldly, shrugged Qu Yao and said in a low voice, "Do you still remember my habit? The video of beating you is still on my phone." Lie Lie, you are now considered as the top photographer who cares about you, and when the time comes to announce your crap, I promise you will be a laughingstock for the rest of your life."

Qu Yao immediately raised his hand: "I am Yu Ziqi!"

Guests present, host, Lin Yuxian: "..."

Are people blind?

He smiled and nodded all the way and bowed his waist to explain: "Haha, I have been obsessed with plastic surgery recently, this face is [-] times better than my previous one, mainly my baby Yuxian likes it."

Han Ke: "..."

Is it too late to regret it?

Do I look so... cheap?

Wouldn't he take the opportunity to attack Lin very idle? !

Qu Yao smelled the only chance in this life, and ignored Lin Yuxian's dodge left and right, pulled off his two pigtails, and exuded a look of "here he is from me". At that time, he had already stepped on the fire wheel to kill the audience, clenched his fists, treacherous and chilling, and his piercing eyes wrote "I'm here to kill and set fire to fuck the world".

He strode onto the stage, and the host said, "Uh, don't you all know that there are trails on the side stage?"

Qu Yao ran away and was scared away.

Han Ke was fully armed with a mask and hat, and the flashlights under the stage had already made several rounds of bombing sounds.He looked at Lin Yuxian with resentment, and his hair stained by Qu Yao, and suddenly said to the host very "self-consciously": "Please change to the accompaniment of "Paradise". I'll just jump."

Lin Yuxian: "..."

ah!Don't woo!

With a gloomy complexion, he leaned close to Han Ke's ear: "Why don't you continue to donate, anyway, Lin Zhi has grown up, and I will throw her fake grandparents in the future..."

"Don't think about it."

The prelude to "Oil Dew" sounded as Lin Yuxian spun in circles looking for a crack in the ground.

In a series of unknown birdsong that caused blisters on his lips, Han Ke put his head on his hips and swayed with the rhythm, hot and bewitching, his soft waist and narrow hips both said "Although I am 39 years old, my waist is still great "signal of.

All the men, women and children in the audience learned to whistle in an instant.

Lin Yuxian tilted his head and looked at Han Kesao's groundbreaking dance, as if he was blinded by sand and stones, he burst into tears.

“gang舔喝水嘿嘿比吃揍（今天开始嬉戏别迁就）……”

"Lick what?!"

Han Ke was keenly aware that the guests were about to burst out laughing. In order to avoid their accidental injury to his stupid baby and minimize his embarrassment, he shook his head helplessly, temporarily inheriting Lin Yuxian's obsession with streaking. Feng gently took off his suit jacket, threw it off the stage, and shouted: "Yu Ziqi sends his greetings to you."

Seeing that something was wrong, Lin Yuxian loosened the tie that was stuck at his throat, and hurriedly covered his whole body. Han Ke's low voice brushed past his ears: "Don't mention the donation."

In consideration of the overall stage effect, Lin Yuxian had no choice but to come up with a big move - handing out candy on the spot to make others hit the CP.

He tiptoed lightly, hooked Han Ke's neck, took off the mask, and wrapped it around his lips very silkily, and the tip of Han Ke's nose was suddenly squeezed and deformed.

Han Ke: "..."

Isn't it embarrassing enough to let others see the hip twist? !

What else does he want to do...

The female fan who asked for Yu Ziqi's autograph yesterday wailed: "Lin Yuxian! Are you finished yet?!"

Lin Yuxian gestured "Yeah" backwards.

Han Ke's fingers trembled slightly in the throbbing like the first kiss, but his own muscles of memory still pulled his arms along Lin Yuxian's delicate waist all the way up, covering the sphenoid bone.If it wasn't for the clicking sound of the flash, Lin Xianxian's shirt might have been pulled out accidentally.

He didn't have the habit of scratching such a weak chicken.

Under the retro psychedelic electronic music of "Paradise", the brightly lit stage pretends to be the youthful years that they have carefully set with diamonds after being wasted.

Han Ke held Lin Yuxian's face in his hands, and said stubbornly: "This is the auditorium of the former School of Management, and Zheng Beixi spoke here on behalf of the freshmen at the opening ceremony.

Lin Yuxian thumped him on the back: "...Are you sick again?"

"What I mean is, didn't you see that she was so angry that her moles became bigger?" Han Ke said, "I have one more regret, I'll show it to you after all these unsightly things are gone. "

What Han Ke is talking about is a film scene with the head and voice line changed after technical processing, which is from "Loversintheair" starring Gu Chengan.

In the afternoon, there were only the two of them left in the huge venue.

On the stage where they just kissed, a huge holographic projection fell.

Lin Yuxian found that the naked body with only underpants, after being magnified several times, it really makes people blush in front of their eyes.

Holding a cigarette in one hand and a wine bottle in the other, he pointed and said, "Hmph, this actor's figure and skin are far worse than mine. If I put my face on him, it's a shame."

"Don't you still want to act in person?"

"Didn't you push me because you didn't feel safe?"

In the video, Ke Yaning selflessly tied "Lin Yuxian" to the iron fence at the gate of the sea, so quiet that only the close-up of the street lights remained, "Ke Yaning"'s face that had been replaced by Han Ke was gradually pushed closer and turned into a close-up.

That face, unparalleled in elegance and beauty, seemed to be a born star.

The scene switched to a close-up. After he was hit with a red mark on the forehead by "Lin Yuxian", he threw the floral shirt on top of his head, drove him back to the dormitory downstairs on a motorcycle, and picked up the postcard.

Lin Yuxian sat under the stage with a bold and unrestrained posture, his knees curled up sharply, but his palms were covered with cold sweat, and the wine bottle in his hand was slightly slippery.

In the video, "Han Ke" showed shame and warm joy when holding the postcard.

Lin Yuxian knew that this was a belated apology.

Han Ke put Lin Yuxian's knees together, leaned against his forehead and said, "Honey, I brought you back."

"Also, I bought you for the rest of my life. You will always be my property and belong to me alone. If you take it off for others to see, I will blow them all up."

"Wait a minute, I'll show Lao Liu how to blow him up."

"..."

Lin Yuxian's face turned pale suddenly, his Adam's apple twitched, and he said nervously: "Brother, where did Lin Zhi go, she couldn't have raised her so hard and then lost it."

Han Ke: "..."

Forget about it.

"You guys finally think of me." Lin Zhi said loudly at the back door of the venue, "Dad, you danced so well, Zheng Beixi pinched my arm and almost bled."

It’s over.

I will have no face to see my daughter in the future, so I can only send it out.

What Zheng Beixi? !

Lin Zhi immediately comforted the panic-stricken parents: "Don't worry, I made a small plan to make her feel guilty and blamed herself, and she almost died of tears in the end. She decided to open an adult fund account for me, not much, only 1000 Wan, stingy."

Lin Yuxian and Han Ke looked at each other and smiled mischievously.

The daughter has a promising future, but who has she inherited the ability to fool people? ?

Lin Yuxian proudly said: "Brother, it seems that Lin Xuan is the right choice for the surname."

"Well, indeed, your daughter took away your IQ and your surname."

Lin Zhi said firmly: "Zheng Beixi can't take mine away."

Han Ke: "You can take it away." He asked Lin Yuxian with a pale face, "Did I speak out again?"

"Well, big idiot." Lin Yuxian hugged his frightened head, and hooked his daughter like a cat, "Don't you want to watch that movie, I'll show it to you today."

Lin Yuxian operated the mobile phone, and a 30-minute castrated version of "Loversintheair" appeared on the holographic projection.

"Is it only half an hour?" Lin Zhi asked.

"You can't see the rest, they've been manually 'beeped' off."

Fine.

In this movie, apart from weddings, drama performances, and gallery openings, there are not many other scenes where several fools appear at the same time. Most of them are "Xiao Wu" and "Yu Ziqi" in the same frame, or "Lu Ze" and "Lu Ze" Ke Yaning" in the same frame.When Han Ke saw the familiar snake-shaped tattoo and yellow cropped head, he felt a little awe-inspiring, and greedily looked at a substitute of Gu Chengan in the camera.

Lin Yuxian shook his hand in front of him: "Brother, wake up, someone else has a wife."

Lin Yuxian said to his daughter: "Your dad never said 100 words to you before, do you want to know why?"

"why?"

He raised his jaw to signal Lin Zhi to continue watching.

In the movie, after the transformation of "Greedy Snake", there is a lengthy emotional scene, and there is no underground love affair between "Han Xiaofang" and "Lin Yuxian".

In order to cater to the tastes of foreign movie audiences, several scenes of personalities restraining each other and semi-naked battles were added. It's not a reason, because Gu Chengan's figure is also very good.

Eventually his mental illness seemed to reach a verge of collapse.

After a long period of self-defeating, the male protagonist finally sat on the outer edge of a high-rise building with several sub-personalities, and if he took another step forward, he would definitely be smashed to pieces.

He murmured: "I don't want to drag you down anymore."

The actor who played Lin Yuxian climbed to the top of the building with a baby girl in his arms at this time, the two were fighting, and suddenly said: "Don't jump!"

Lin Yuxian pointed to the baby girl and her coat and said, "Daughter, have you seen that Lin's that is so big that it has no borders? You know how dark your fake grandparents are. You have to name them all."

He paused for a moment, then smiled and said, "Oh, that's right, this poor kid is you. Someone borrowed you for filming for a few days, and your little dad and I 'beep' and 'beep' were in a mess."

Lin Zhi looked at the chubby child: "..."

Did I dream of Hollywood at such a young age?

They didn't notice Han Ke's pea-sized beads of sweat crawling all over his forehead.

Gu Chengan turned his head and looked coldly at the baby girl in his opponent's arms, "Who is she?"

"Your ex-wife was born, let us raise it."

Gu Chengan staggered to the side of "Lin Zhi", showing a little hesitation, afraid of hurting the baby girl with his hands covered with veins, he groped her hair through the air.

Under a flash of brilliance, just like how they were in front of the statue back then, the bodies of several fools gradually dissipated into the air with special effects.

Like loose sand, but shining with golden light.

"No!" Lin Zhi yelled and got up, tears had already fallen on the white dress, she turned her head and said to Han Ke who had been crying, "Dad, where are they?"

Lin Yuxian snorted at Han Ke's hair, "Daughter, after seeing you, your little dad's madness disappeared instantly, and he never had hallucinations again, and he rarely went crazy in the middle of the night."

He didn't have the heart to break through the remaining half of the sentence: Silly daughter, you scared Xiao Wu away, so your little dad can't be bothered to talk to you.

"Brother, although you will never see them again, and you won't foolishly transform yourself, they have always lived in your body, and the light from the sun has seven different pops, all of which are indispensable. "

In the auditorium, Han Ke said goodbye to the deputy fool again.

"Student Han Ke, thank you for letting each of them light up my life, but only you are my only light."

Little extras——

At noon on December 2022, 12, Han Ke was sitting on the plane from Hong Kong to Haishi. Under the sky and clouds, there was an old city that smelled of seaweed a few hours away.

Long time no see, Lin is very busy.

The sea in Hong Kong has the taste of a sea market.The people here don't smell like you.

When will I be able to say this to you.

He was wearing a long-lost black hoodie and jeans.

He doesn't like white sneakers, but they remind him of Luo Hanyu, who is only decent with those shoes.

According to the senior management of the "Eclipse" headquarters, this year's Haishi branch will have a Christmas Eve reception as an exception.

After two and a half years of marriage, in exchange for this piece of news that is so light, it can be regarded as an endless road.

After getting off the plane, the thick sea salt seemed to melt into the air.

Wei Yu has already prepared a disguise—the cleaner, and Han Ke will hide in the garbage cart and mix into the building of the eclipse.

The two avengers who were burdened with old ailments, today the sieve of fate will throw out the final answer. Success or failure depends on how fast Han Ke can climb in the ventilation duct and how long he can endure.

Han Ke didn't get the design drawing of the Eclipse Building, and the Hong Kong headquarters couldn't take care of these trivial matters.

Still rely on Wei Yu to find its mechanism bit by bit.

The offices of Li Hui and Hu Zongyi are on the 25th floor on the top floor. From the vacant ventilation duct on the 18th floor, you can climb hundreds of meters to reach their hinterland.

It's just that it doesn't take much effort to level the plane, and the difficulty is to climb up.

What was even more difficult was what to do with the secretary who stayed at the door of their office.

Wei Yu stared at Han Ke's arm: "I hope you didn't neglect your fitness in Hong Kong, and you can hold up a 7-story building."

"rest assured."

Han Ke climbed for nearly 5 hours from noon.

There is a lot of dust in the pipes, and Han Ke, who has a cleanliness disease in his genes, can only bear it to the end. He accidentally choked on dust in his nose, so he had to stop sneezing.

"Lin is very idle." Han Ke said silently.

Muscles are gradually sore, unable to replenish energy, and there is no water. This journey is only supported by the name of "Lin Xianxian" to the end.

"wait for me."

"Wait until I settle this matter, Zheng Beixi, and mental illness..."

Thinking of this rotten disease, Han Ke was almost discouraged.

He finally came to the 25th floor.

There are already voices of high heels gradually leaving the scene.

The reception will be in the hall on the first floor, boring festival.Han Kexin said.

He saw the secretaries still sticking to their posts through the vent, and sent a message to Wei Yu: The secretary is here, start.

Flames ignited on the 18th floor.

"bell--"

The secretaries lost all their beauty when they heard the sound of the fire alarm, and quickly went downstairs with their bags.

He had to find it before the fire brigade got to the top floor.

Han Ke grinned helplessly: He actually didn't know anything about what he was looking for and what evidence he had.

Once the fire reaches the top floor, or is caught on the spot, even the value of his marriage will be lost.

Like a spasm.

Han Ke endured his nausea and turned on Li Hui's computer. Sure enough, most of the computers stored in these beastly clothes were dross.

Online gambling, live streaming of beautiful women, minesweeping...

The document classification is messy, and it can be seen that they have no good habits.

Longcheng Small Seafood.

Han Ke's forehead suddenly twitched violently, and the news of the capital injection into Longcheng Port Group in his notebook...may have something to do with it.

is the list.

Han Ke held the USB flash drive, as if he made up for the regret of not finding the USB flash drive from the old house. In the billowing smoke and dust, he walked through the flames, and finally became an indestructible person from the flames of hell.

In the early hours of the morning, he found Qu Yao, who had been in the bar all year round, and easily beat him to the ground with his hands that were sore and swollen enough to cook fish.

"Just you trash, what the hell did Lin Yuxian see in you?!"

Qu Yao raised his arm, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he said, "It's really not me, I think, he has a man... don't let me get close... I'm wronged, Jiang Wei, please forgive me."

"..."

This news is better than not knowing, in the end it was the wrong person.

"If you have any news about Lin Yuxian recently, tell me in detail. If you tell a lie, you won't live until 2023."

"I said, said..."

After hearing that Han Ke was bigger than hitting the wrong person, he flew into a rage and said, "Are you a shit eater?! Lin Youxian was cheated twice and you didn't stop him once?!"

After finishing speaking, he beat him into a flounder in annoyance.

"Tell me, Lin Yuxian doesn't have a penny in savings, what does he rely on for food and work?!"

Tremblingly, Qu Yao took out his mobile phone and clicked on the KOLI Weibo account, "This... an illustrator, oil paintings can't be sold for money. Fortunately, he has been painting since college and has a certain number of customers... But he didn't draw a picture, Not much money."

After landing in Hong Kong, he sent a message to the female model Lily.

- That Weibo can be posted.

It wasn't until Zheng Beixi found the apartment on that floor that Han Ke lazily came to the door wrapped in a towel.

"Han Ke, the lunar eclipse in Haishi was burned, but you are out stealing something when such a big thing happened?!"

"None of my business."

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*postscript--

1. Psychology/psychoanalysis knowledge used in this article: subconsciousness, unconsciousness, identity, masochism/sadism, self-protection mechanism, superego/id dumbbell personality (ie prudence, prudence yyds);

2. The story begins with a song: "Song for Myself";

3. Wuli's motherland does have a private port, but this article is purely empty, without allusion;

4. In the face of regret, all beings are equal.Many people want to say "Try again, don't turn around this time, okay" to the person engraved in their lives.Fortunately, the regrets of Lin Yuxian and Han Ke were erased by time and healed by Han Ke's story. It is not too late, and everything is not too bad.In this world, they have been deeply in love with each other, sucking each other's last strength (bushi) in the dark;

5. Although the grades are not good, but the stupid author is very serious, I hope you enjoy it.

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In October 2016, on the night of delivering the stinky socks, after taking a shower in the bathroom, before returning to the dormitory, Han Xiaofang went online crazily.

He doesn't talk much, his eyes are empty, and he is a little uncoordinated when he walks.

He suddenly grabbed Lin Yuxian's hand.

Because of this unreasonable pull, Lin Yuxian sighed, and said in his heart: OK, I will carry you back again, how do you want to beat me this time.

It was almost time to turn off the lights, and there were not many people on the road, only those who left for self-study in twos and threes to the dormitory.

"Where did you go crazy during the day?" Han Ke said suddenly, "What's the matter with the injury on the neck, and the redness and swelling on the forehead."

"..."

Lin Yuxian looked at him numbly.

"You are a little unhappy today, as if you are angry with someone, if it is me." Han Ke pushed him against the wall, breathing heavily, "I am not reporting to you, I just think you should know, I will go to the hospital during the day to the cemetery."

Lin Yuxian's heart warmed up, he put his hands behind his buttocks in a regular manner, raised his head slightly, his eyes flickered - brother, although he is crazy, but when he is sick... he still takes me into his heart .

Han Ke propped his right hand against the wall, exposing the teeth of a carnivore, and suddenly bit his lip hard, bleeding.

"What do you want to do again, doesn't it hurt?" Lin Yuxian couldn't guess what card he wanted to play, and his distress was greater than his doubts.

In the next second, it really hurt him, Han Ke smiled slyly, approached Lin Yuxian's face, lowered his eyes to observe the prey for a long time - the lips, and then used the sharp teeth to grind his lips, and the blood also flowed Blood.

Lin Yuxian opened his eyes wide, clasped the wall tightly in the pain and strange touch, swayed slightly in place, the blood vessels in his pharynx kept throbbing, and gradually became the one who took the initiative to snatch his breath, but the more he moved forward, the more Han Ke hesitated and flinch.

"Don't be so hungry." Although Han Ke said so, he followed the angle he longed for very cooperatively, deeper and closer, his eyes were still empty, and he raised his eyes and said: "Don't you like to play crazy? sick too."

"..."

Lin Yuxian thought about it for a long time, but felt that it was a ridiculous nonsense to say that he had himself in his heart.

Han Ke's long fingers moved slowly along the blood vessels in his neck, as if he was holding his prey extremely firmly.

"Today is full moon, the sea is high tide, it will be a bit dangerous for Dad to go out to sea, will you go to see the moon with me?"

"it is good."

The intimacy between the skin will not make Lin Yuxian lose his mind, and he followed closely behind.

Mercy.

The flowers are in full bloom, and the years are quiet, which may refer to that day.

Han Ke's hand seemed to be nailed to death by Lin Yuxian's thigh, and his chin was pressed tightly against his neck to caress.

"Brother, take two steps to the right, and then one step back, this is it, 45 degree angle, haha, today's moon is really as big as a bull." Lin Yuxian suddenly remembered why he came to see the moon, and he twitched in his heart Slap, comfortingly said, "Uncle's sea is very safe, every day in heaven is calm."

Han Ke's body trembled slightly, his empty eyes mixed with the confusion of human nature.

"The forest is very idle, and the incompleteness is the completeness."

Lin Yuxian froze for a moment, thinking of another kind of "incompleteness", and said, "Brother, do you remember that self-portrait of Chagall? Do you know why he drew himself with seven fingers?"

Han Ke shook his head.

"Because, in the language of his hometown, seven fingers means 'do one thing well with heart'. The only thing I need to do with my heart is to make you happy and entertain you."

Ending song: "Paradise"

Start playing today, don't give in

I just want to be happy for a moment without reservation

Fireworks are brilliant, I'm ridiculous

He wants nothing even if he loses

Double eggs:

In 2023, the opening ceremony of the movie "East Masterpieces".

A few top figures in the circle stared at the amateur named "Yu Ziqi" a little speechlessly.

What kind of rubbish, he's not well-known, and he has to act as a supporting role...

Male top stream No. 1 yin-yang strange air said: Alas, in order to have a good pregnancy in the next life, at least find a good "father".

Top Male No. 2: Shhh, don't offend me casually.

No. 1: What am I afraid of? If the contract hadn't been signed long ago, who would come here.Hey, but the fans are tearing it up, it's not that he has suffered for the rest of his life.

Number 2: OK, your male number two, I won't tear you apart.

Number 1: You!Who is the second male? !I want fans to tear up his male lead.

Yu Ziqi offered incense, prayed for blessings, received red envelopes without any fuss, nodded to God, leaned into No. 1's ear and said: Don't worry, I just came here casually to experience the life of an actor, and when I achieve my goal, "Dad" will let you.

Three easter eggs:

2038 years.

Lin Zhi: Tell me, dad, why did Zheng Nanshan keep you away from Yu Ziqi even though he was also a young dad.

Lin Yuxian: In your dad's subconscious mind, Yu Ziqi is the most dangerous person. He brought my name to the public before he finished solving A Snake. He has always been ashamed of this matter, and it is also his responsibility Knot.What's more, there is a trash named Hai.

Lin Yuxian also said: "However, silly daughter, for a person you love deeply, the opportunity and opportunity to be together should not let anything stand in the way. The danger of my little dad, to me, is the best form of love." .

Lin Yuxian: Zixu! !

Han Ke: Who is false...

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