He was so miserable, he pretended to be [Quick Transmigration]

An hour passed quickly.

Han Yi stumbled back to the door of the office, and immediately caused a burst of ridicule.

"Oh my god, he looks like he's covered in dirt, did he just move bricks?"

"What the hell, don't come near me if you're dirty!"

"I just took the box away, where is the box now? Could it be selling scraps?"

"It doesn't feel like it's supposed to, it's just a gimmick, bah!"

Xi Bubai handed over a piece of paper, "How did you make it like this?"

Concern is false, temptation is true.

The dusty Han Yi's previous aura had been weakened a lot, and instead he was a little more smoky, Xi Bubai seemed to be able to speak smoothly looking at him like this.

"It's okay." Han Yi swung her hand away and took out a wet wipe from his pocket, "Thank you."

The dust marks on his face couldn't resist the sharp gaze, he paused for a moment, and retracted his hand resentfully.

The wronged look immediately aroused another discussion.

"Cut, what are you pretending to be?"

"That's right, shame on Sister Xi, I don't know how much better she is than him."

"It's fine if the writing is not good, but his character is still so bad, it's really blinding his face for nothing!"

"What you scolded him before was not wronged at all, bah!"

Half an hour later, in the interview room.

Behind the huge pine desk, sit two hale and hearty old men.

"Mediocrity, they are all mediocre!" Director Shi frowned, "Obviously the writing is good, but why do they turn into idiots as soon as they start shooting?"

Wutao rolled his eyes, and didn't show any face to his old friend: "You give him an hour to prepare, and you also use Lego to shoot science fiction. It's good if he has a sense of montage."

"How can I do that! If you can't see the skills, you must at least see the advanced ideas, right? What are these?"

Director Shi watched the videos of the previous few people again.

"It's not even up to the level of my university!" Director Shi sighed, "Look, this little Du from the bustling film and television industry is obviously writing passionate sci-fi, but how come there are two big overlooks? Heroes or villains? ?”

"There is also Xiao Li from Brilliant Films and Television, who clearly designed the interstellar background, how come there are two human legs walking behind when the film is shot?"

"This... Isn't it time-consuming, people don't care about these goofs?"

"What does this sound like? As the person in charge of the work, he must be responsible for every picture, right? He must be responsible for the audience, right? If he doesn't have the spirit of excellence, what kind of movie will he make!"

After making complaints about it, Shi Ran was still not relieved, so Shi Ran finally simply threw all the resumes on the side to the ground with a "snap".

"Mediocrity, all mediocrity! They are all embroidered pillows that can only write but can't do it!"

knock --

Wutao sighed, "Let's take a look at the number 13, what is it called, it's not white, it's a blogger like me."

"Well, I heard before that several works are selling well, please come in—"

"Hello, two teachers," Xi Bubai walked in, glanced at the scattered papers on the ground, and smiled, "Are the two teachers tired? How about we go have a light meal before continuing?"

"I'm determined," Director Shi sat upright, "but don't be petty with the interviewer. Although we are all in our seventies, we are not demented yet."

Xi Bubai was hated as soon as he came up, but he still kept a smile: "I didn't mean that, it's just because my work is a sci-fi about food, I'm afraid you will get hungry after watching it."

"Oh? You can speak well, then I'll see what you're capable of."

Xibu smiled in vain, took out his mobile phone respectfully, and played his own work.

Amidst the smog, a small figure with a crown sits on a bench.

"Oh, it's tasteless to eat, it's tasteless—" Xi Bubai pinched his throat to dub the sound for the work. Seeing the surprised faces of the two teachers, he hurriedly explained, "I really don't have time to do the post-production of the sound, so I will dictate It's like the silent film era, the two teachers allow it?"

"Oh..." Director Shi nodded, indicating to continue.

Xibubai’s film is only 2 minutes long, and it’s probably a story about a king who started making his own food because he didn’t feel good eating anything, and finally created a person who exudes fragrance.It's a bit dark, but it's weird and funny under the interpretation of Lego and the dubbing of Xi Bubai.

Until the end, Wang finally made up his mind to eat the man he created, but when he found that the other party had expired, even Wutao smiled slightly.

"Second teachers, my work is like this, please guide me."

"Barely qualified, it's the best shot so far, but it's not that outstanding." Wutao looked at his old friend, "Old Shi, what do you think?"

"Let's do it, it's much better than the previous ones. Although the background is all white and the scheduling is rough and ridiculous, I can tell the general story with your commentary. Maybe because you are a web writer after all, the commentary is indeed written. Not bad..." Shi Ran thought for a while, and took a sip of tea, "But I can't see for a moment if you put all your thoughts on the words you said, intending to show yourself, not your works?"

Wu Tao smiled dumbly.My old friend for many years is indeed a fine person, and he is not afraid of offending others.

Although he also thought so, but the other party and himself were both doing web articles, so they were more or less thin-faced. Unexpectedly, this old friend of his said it so bluntly.

Director Shi put down his teacup and looked at Xi Bubai, as if he wanted to see through her.

This is the third time she was frightened by her gaze today, and it took her a long time to recover, "Of course it's on the work! Two teachers, it's already noon... Why don't we go to the hotel next door to have a light meal, and I'll talk to you by the way." Let me explain my idea carefully..."

Director Shi rubbed his temples, "How many interviewees are there?"

Xiao Li hurriedly said: "One, that is Mr. Han."

Xibubai and Xiao Li quickly exchanged glances. She deliberately asked Xiao Li to arrange a seat for herself near noon, just to invite the two teachers to have dinner at the hotel where the fans meet next door, and to prove her influence from the side.

Why did Mr. He refuse to book a hotel, so she simply booked 10 tables in the name of fans, and paid in advance, 19888 per table!

She has to make the most of it!

"Oh," Director Shi stood up, "Alright, I'm really hungry—"

Plan pass!

"Director Shi?"

A crisp greeting sounded outside the door.

"Who..." Director Shi was taken aback, "Come in, please?"

Han Yi came in with two large bags of lunch boxes, "Hello, two teachers, I just took the liberty to bother you when I heard that you were going to eat. Today, the hotel next door is holding Miss Xi's book club. It’s been a long time, so I bought braised pork from another small restaurant, you two will interview me while eating here, right?”

Being pointed out about the book club in public, Xi Bubai couldn't bear it immediately, but the matter has come to this point, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet, "It's better to be in the hotel..."

"How do you know that I love braised pork?" Director Shi glanced at Xi Bubai, then immediately looked at Han Yi, "I've been in this park for half a year, and I don't know there are still braised pork?"

The topic has been changed... There is really no trace of it.

Han Yi immediately understood, and put the lunch box on the table: "I was also walking around when I came here this morning..."

Director Shi's eyes were fixed on the braised pork, "Miss Xi, we appreciate your kindness. You can go and have dinner with your fans. I won't see you off soon."

The answer is self-evident whether to paint your mind on the work or on yourself.

"Okay..." Seeing this, Xi Bubai said nothing would work, so while exiting the room, he gave Han Yi a hard look.

This move of hers is considered to be an empty plan.

But she won't stop there.

The moment she exited the room, she immediately called Dangdang, "Hey, quickly call a few people from the studio to the hotel..."

The room smelled of salty braised pork, but Wutao didn't move his chopsticks for a long time.

"Do you know what your name is? Bribe the interviewer! If you put it on Xiangdao, you will be investigated by the Independent Commission Against Corruption!" Wu Tao looked at Han Yi, not hiding the contempt in his eyes.

He has heard of this person's previous works, and he doesn't like this kind of "speculative" kid.

"How can there be bribes?" Han Yi immediately took out his mobile phone and put the QR code on the table, "I believe the two teachers will not let me, a newcomer, pay for the treat, please transfer the money to me, 48 per person."

"You..." Wutao's beard became furious, "Are you here for an interview or to generate income? What braised pork is 48 per person..."

"Oh, I paid for it for you, so treat it as if I were asking you," Director Shi readily paid, and patted his old friend on the shoulder, "Let's eat quickly, no, let's start the interview soon..."

"Okay. In order for the two of you to see the effect—" Han Yi looked up for a while, "Please allow me to play it on this TV!"

"Hmph," Wutao did not hide his dissatisfaction, "I want to see what tricks you can come up with!"

Han Yi connected the phone to the TV, and soon, a clear image was transmitted.

In an instant, Wutao's eyes widened, and he was stunned——

"This is……"

Ink and wash, black and white lines filling the screen.

The previous few people, including Xi Bubai's video, all had a pure white background.

However, Han Yi's works express the boundless background with only the technique of ink and wash, which is still changing constantly, showing the trend of treacherous and dark clouds overwhelming the city for a while.

how did you do that?

Just when Wutao was very curious, the screen went blank and there was a loud "boom".

Although the sound effect is rough, compared with the previous tranquility, it is easy for people to understand that this is the thunder of heaven.

Then, a small man in ragged clothes appeared, looking forward.

Needless to say, this is Liu Xiu who was cornered.

He is independent from the group of haze, and even used paper towels to create a fierce effect of clothes.

His flapping clothes.his hand.his gaze.

The three close-ups followed by the big panorama have a strong visual impact.

Just when Wutao was out of breath from the impact of this rhythm, the next second, the camera was pulled out, and the sky was full of paper kites.

Dreamy.

On the other side of the paper kite, countless fragmentary parts form an extremely freehand enemy army.

The background changed again, the flames were blazing and bursting with sound.

Almost all of them are fighting scenes, and various shots are spliced ​​quickly, which makes people dizzy, and the background also blends and disperses crazily, bringing out the extremely tragic battle situation.

A miserable battle.

In the end, Liu Xiu, with her arms and limbs crippled, staggered forward with her knife in hand, and was about to slash at the head of the enemy general when the screen suddenly went black.

After a while, four vigorous brush characters filled the entire screen.

"Please watch the next episode"

Wutao: "???"

what?

I'm seeing the rise, why is the next episode? ? ?

Wutao fell silent for an instant, unable to separate himself from this dreamy war.

After a while, his beard trembled, showing the eager expression of a child seeing a toy:

"What about the next episode? What about the next episode!!! Quick... let me see!"