After dressing like a fool, I'll be fine with the villain

This night was a tormenting and long night for Gu Guannan, and he didn't close his eyes almost all night.However, for Shen Zhibei, it was the sweetest and most peaceful sleep he had these days.

Shen Zhibei, who was very drunk, fell asleep and woke up naturally.It was almost nine o'clock when I woke up.

After autumn, the days gradually turned cooler.The original owner's physique is not good, he is cold all the year round, and Shen Zhibei himself is also a person who is extremely afraid of the cold, which has caused him to suffer from sleep since autumn, especially these days, every time he wakes up, his hands and feet are It's cold, and it can't be warmed up.But last night, even though the weather had cooled down, he slept very comfortably, and the quilt was warm all night.

Shen Zhibei felt lazy and didn't want to get up, so he buried half of his face in the quilt and stretched himself.He stretched his limbs as far as possible, stretched his body to the limit, and wanted to experience the feeling of happiness when the muscles all over his body were tensed to the extreme and then suddenly relaxed.Then halfway through, his right hand was suddenly blocked and forced to stop.

Shen Zhibei froze for a moment, the touch on the back of his hand was warm, flexible and very elastic, a bit like the skin of a human body.

Shen Zhibei was startled when he realized this, he stood up and got up from the bed.However, when he opened his eyes and saw the whole picture of the room clearly, he was stunned again.The bedroom in front of me was both familiar and strange.Familiar because he has been here before, and more than once.The strangeness comes from this bed.He had seen and touched this big gray bed countless times, but he had never laid down on it.

Because - this bed belongs to Gu Guannan, and the room he is in now is Gu Guannan's secret bedroom that no strangers should get close to.

The bleary sleepiness suddenly recovered after this shock, Shen Zhibei sat on Gu Guannan's bed, his expression at the moment was shocked and a little confused.

Why is he sleeping here?

At this moment, a slight movement came from the other half of the bed.Shen Zhibei didn't feel the existence of another person whom he had been neglecting until now.

Shen Zhibei's expression became stiff in an instant, his body was also tense, and he dared not move.He didn't dare to turn his head to look at the man on the other half of the bed.Because without looking at him, he could already feel the dangerous gaze that was about to tear him apart.

Gu Guannan had obviously woken up, and was very angry at the moment, very angry.

The scene at the hotel that day seemed to be repeated, but this time he obviously couldn't just run away like last time.

Shen Zhibei lowered his head and thought seriously against the oppressive gaze behind him, and didn't know whether he could avoid Gu Guannan's violent storm by lying back and pretending to be sleepwalking.

However, before he could conceive the feeling of sleepwalking, the people around him were the first to speak out.

"Are you awake?" The voice was cold, without any emotion.

Shen Zhibei's body trembled instinctively.He got along very well with Gu Guannan during this time, and it had been a long time since he had heard the other party speak to him in such a cold and emotionless tone.

Shen Zhibei was shocked but also a little surprised, Gu Guannan's tone was so terrifying that he was obviously angry.

What else did I do besides sleeping in his bed last night, which made Gu Guannan look terrified that he wanted to crush him to ashes.

When Gu Guannan thought about what Shen Zhibei did to him last night, he really wanted to crush him.Especially when he found that Shen Zhibei had kept his back to him after waking up, and refused to face him face to face, his mood became even worse, and his face darkened instantly.

"Turn around." After enduring and enduring, he finally gritted his back molars and squeezed out these three words from between his teeth.

Shen Zhibei's body trembled slightly again, his expression became more bitter, and he turned around slowly after deliberating for a while.

"Morning, morning." As the old saying goes, you don't reach out to hit a smiling face, so Shen Zhibei tried to lift the corners of his mouth, and showed a friendly smile to the dark-faced Gu Guannan.

But he forgot that Gu Guannan is a person who is neither soft nor hard.

I saw that his expression didn't change, and he didn't speak, just staring at him with a pair of icy eyes that could almost freeze to death.After a long time, he said coldly: "It seems that I slept well. Is my bed comfortable?"

Shen Zhibei laughed twice, a little confused about what he meant, and tentatively replied: "Comfortable, is it comfortable?"

"Didn't you experience it yourself?" Gu Guannan said, "Don't you know if it's comfortable or not?"

"It should be comfortable, after all, this bed is not cheap." Shen Zhibei argued with him habitually, at the same time quietly moved his legs huddled under the quilt, and measured the distance to the edge of the bed with his feet.

Shen Zhibei pretended to be calm, hugged the quilt and chatted with Gu Guannan face to face: "You don't look very well, did you not sleep well? This weekend, why don't you sleep again? I won't bother you, now Just leave!" He said as he quickly lifted the quilt and jumped to the ground.

As a result, before his feet touched the ground, he felt his arms tighten, and even his movements stopped for a moment, and then a strong force pulled him back.Shen Zhibei tilted his body and fell back on the bed.

He didn't expect that Gu Guannan had actually been observing his actions, the moment he showed that he was running away, he shot like lightning and grabbed his arm.Regardless of Gu Guannan's inconvenient legs, his wrist is quite strong. With just such a tug, he actually pulled Shen Zhibei back into the air.

Shen Zhibei felt his body vacated for a brief moment when he was pulled up, and then fell back onto the quilt with a heavy weight, and directly hit Gu Guannan's body with a bang.What's more coincidental is that Gu Guannan was half lying on the bed when he fell down, and he fell face down, so his face hit the lower part of Gu Guannan's abdomen by coincidence...

Then he heard a muffled grunt above his head.

Shen Zhibei: "..."

Fortunately, Gu Guannan was covered with a quilt, and the soft cotton wadding had a shock-absorbing effect, so the force of Shen Zhibei's impact was much reduced. Gu Guannan was just hit, so it can be said that he was not injured at all.

Although there was a quilt as a barrier, this posture still made Shen Zhibei feel a little embarrassed, and hurriedly got up from him.

Seeing Gu Guannan's brows furrowed tightly, and he tried to pretend nothing had happened, he couldn't help feeling a little worried, and asked in a low voice, "It didn't get smashed, did it?"

Gu Guannan: "..."

The only answer to him was Gu Guannan's increasingly gloomy face and somewhat unsteady shortness of breath.

Shen Zhibei lowered his head silently, knelt down on the quilt, put his hands on his knees very neatly, with an obedient appearance of admitting his mistake.

After being silent for about 2 minutes, Shen Zhibei cleared his throat and asked Gu Guannan again: "Why am I sleeping in your room?"

He is quite a bit of a broken pot now.Anyway, according to the current situation, it is obvious that there is no escape, so it is better to take the opportunity to clarify the matter.

Gu Guannan's expression was not as gloomy as before, but his anger did not disappear at all.He glanced at Shen Zhibei coldly: "You don't even remember?"

Shen Zhibei raised his head to recall carefully, and shook his head truthfully for a long while.

Regarding the memory of last night, he ended up staying in the yard where he and Gu Guannan were drinking and talking after the barbecue party.He only remembered that after Shen Cunxin and Zhu Weixing left last night, they chatted for a long time and drank a lot of wine, and then he didn't remember.

Shen Zhibei rubbed his swollen and sore temples, and asked uncertainly: "I must have been drunk last night, right?"

Gu Guannan didn't answer, but his expression was very telling.

Shen Zhibei was quite surprised.He can drink very well, because of his status, he has often been in and out of various drinking bureaus since he was an adult, and drinking is an essential skill.Over time, I also practiced my drinking capacity. Although it is not enough to drink a thousand drinks, it is more than enough for ordinary social occasions.In these years, he has never been drunk on any occasion, and he has never thought about what it would be like to be drunk.

He didn't think that he had exhausted his drinking capacity just by wearing a book. The problem should be his body.The little fool's physique is really bad, probably because he has never touched alcohol before pouring a glass.

Shen Zhibei rubbed his forehead, feeling a little helpless.He no longer wanted to know how drunk he was, and now he only wanted to know how his wine tasted.

He observed Gu Guannan's face, and asked cautiously, "I didn't do anything out of the ordinary when I was drunk, did I?"

"To what extent do you refer to the outrageousness?" Gu Guannan raised his eyelids and glanced at him indifferently, and asked unhurriedly, "It was because I was drunk and insisted on pushing me back to the room, and after hitting the wall several times, I still blamed my way Is it unfair? Or do you keep saying that because you are worried that I will sleep alone, you will be afraid and insist on climbing into my bed and say you want to sleep with me? Or that you can’t sleep at night and insist on pulling me to count how many eyelashes I have with you? Or... ..."

"Okay! Don't say any more!" Shen Zhibei interrupted loudly, every time Gu Guannan said something, his face turned pale, and when Gu Guannan stopped talking, there was no blood on his face.

Shen Zhibei rubbed his face vigorously, and asked in disbelief, "I... really did that?"

Gu Guannan narrowed his eyes: "Do you think I'm lying to you?"

Shen Zhibei shook his head slowly, with a dull expression on his face: "I'm just a little... I can't believe it."

Gu Guannan sneered: "I can't believe it? I haven't said the worst thing yet, do you want to hear it?"

"I don't want to, don't say it!" Shen Zhibei desperately refused.He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, drooping his eyes, a little afraid to look at Guan Nan's eyes, his voice was so soft that he moaned, "Sorry, I didn't expect that I would look like this when I was drunk."

This apology not only did not calm Gu Guannan, but instead reminded him of the bad memories of last night, his face not only did not ease, but even worse.

Shen Zhibei was so close that he clearly sensed the sudden change in the mood of the man opposite him. While feeling uneasy, he regretted that he had refused too simply.Now he is very curious about what outrageous things he did to make this man so angry.

He looked at Gu Guannan's gloomy but still handsome face, secretly startled.

Could it be that he raped someone after drinking? !

But as soon as this thought came up, he was strangled to death in the cradle.

impossible!He tried his best to convince himself that a man who was really drunk could never get up, and that Gu Guannan was alive and well, and he didn't look like he had been abused by someone.Besides, although Gu Guannan has disabled legs, he is not a little white rabbit who is slaughtered by others. If he really did something to him, it is impossible for him to stand in front of him safe and sound with his means.

But then again, if it wasn't for this matter, what else would be worth Gu Guannan's anger?What shocked and puzzled him even more was why Gu Guannan tolerated himself sleeping in his bed all night?Didn't it mean that he has become so obsessed with cleanliness that he doesn't even allow people to enter the bedroom easily?

Shen Zhibei knelt and sat on the quilt, while Gu Guannan was sitting on the head of the bed at this moment, holding his hands and looking at him uncertainly, although his expression was horrifying, he didn't intend to drive him out of bed.

Shen Zhibei moved his buttocks to the edge of the bed calmly, wondering if he should take the initiative.

Gu Guannan is probably still angry and didn't realize this problem. When he reacts, he will probably be kicked out of the house.

Thinking like this, Shen Zhibei moved towards the bed again.

He thought he was hiding it, but in fact his every move was seen by Gu Guannan.So when Shen Zhibei was about to run away again while he was not paying attention, he repeated his tricks again, dragging him back the moment he was about to "take off".

This time, both Gu Guannan and Shen Zhibei had experience. One moved back a little distance, and the other supported it with his hands when he fell, so he successfully avoided the embarrassing situation just now.

But in fact, the posture at this time is more or less awkward.

Because Gu Guannan was still holding one of his arms, Shen Zhibei's foot was still on the ground, but Gu Guannan dragged his body towards him, which caused Shen Zhibei's body to almost straddle the entire sheet at this time. bed.In order to maintain his balance, he had to support Gu Guannan with his other hand.

Their upper bodies were very close, and their posture at the moment seemed as if he had trapped Gu Guannan on the bed, a coincidence like a plot in an idol drama.

But in the idol drama, the performances are sweet and romantic, while Shen Zhibei and Gu Guannan are left with the embarrassment of having nowhere to rest.

Just at this time, the bedroom door was pushed open very rudely from the outside.

Then Shen Cunxin, who was wearing a chicken coop and one foot was wearing slippers and the other was bare, rushed in, yelling in panic, "Lao Gu, Lao Gu! Zhibei is gone! My nephew is gone!"

Shen Zhibei was so frightened when he heard his uncle's voice that his arm went limp, and hit Gu Guannan again with a bang.

With a "poof", his face was buried under the quilt again.

At the same time, he faintly heard a muffled hum.

And Shen Cunxin's scream is comparable to that of a screaming chicken.