Bizarre beater

1. "Early Observation Records of Kind Neighbors"

Party B, Yunhe, divination to a guest who is very in line with his own aesthetics, that the other party will definitely fall in love within half a year.

But the guest didn't seem very happy, revealing a temperament even more ruthless than the widowed king.

He felt a little lost, so he threw the tarot cards in his hand into the trash can. (If possible, he would like to throw the boss in too)

Regarding the first house he owned in this world, the bad news is that it is in a very poor location, but the good news is that the beautiful guest is his neighbor, and there are only two of them in the whole building.

He warmly invited the other party to dinner and hoped to borrow the other party's dishwasher.

Mr. Neighbor has the same name as his favorite author, but looks too elegant and quiet to be Russian.

Only when fighting can it reflect neatness and vigor.

Not a nice guy, but he seemed to live up to what he'd expect from a neighbor.

Mr. Neighbor is a young man with Internet addiction and a legendary master hacker, because the Internet is very easy to use, and there is no wall at high speed.Work very hard, ten hours a day, if all the bosses have this kind of work attitude, he will not be full of discrimination against the boss group.

In summer, I also wear warm hats and cloaks. Not only do I not sweat from the heat, but my complexion is also very pale, plus a sickness attribute.

The speech is very in-depth, and it is a bit of a second class, but the second class in the Two-dimensional world is cute.

It is really in line with his aesthetics, in all aspects.As for character, as long as Mr. Tosi thinks, he can become whatever anyone likes.

For him, who was in a worse mood than Yue Yue, it was like a false moonlight in the dark night.

Party B, Yunhe, never insists on the perfection of things. He maintains a good relationship with the other party with the mood of a paper sucker. Even if he is rich, he does not buy a dishwasher. He eats and chats with the other party when he is free.

It was just that some accidents happened in the middle, which made him accidentally destroy the other party's plan.

Adhering to the ruthlessness that the villain should have, the other party put him on the death list. Unfortunately, his life is too tenacious (even immortal), and the power given by the system is strong enough.

It sounds odd that he's not mad at someone trying to kill him.But he continued his life because he didn't want to end his life because of the meaninglessness of the world.

But before he knew the identity of the man behind the scenes, he seriously injured the man behind the scene.

This is a pleasant surprise.

Probably because he was very big-hearted, he fell in love with this man who wrote his death into the plan.

But there is no plan to be with the other party for the time being, it is too troublesome.

Like a person who wants to kill himself, in a sense it's pretty good, it reduces his sense of guilt, he has no scruples when he acts, and he only needs to say an insincere apology when he is caught.

If he doesn't end up with each other.

2. "Early Observation Records of Outrageous Neighbors"

Tuosi spent 70 billion divinations about the "book", and the unreliable fortune-teller also said that he was about to fall in love.

Outrageous.

This guy, who made him suspect that he was wasting money, quietly lived next door to him, and seemed to be living a very normal life.

It's "as if normal".

Obviously everything around him was not the way the other party was used to, but he worked hard to put on an appearance of adaptation, and forcibly ignored abnormal factors.

I have to go to and from get off work on time every day, I cook occasionally when the food around me doesn’t please me, and I don’t care about other people’s struggles... I am still living happily.

At first, he thought that this was a person who was good at whitewashing life and was unwilling to face the absurd. Even if he had special abilities, he was as easy to handle and arrange as other ordinary people.

Later, he discovered that the other party's thinking was actually very transparent, and he had a clear understanding of the world and himself.

Live with "the way you think is the right way of life" to resist the absurdity around you.

A person who wields great power, but manages it rationally.

There is no excessive, annoying desire.

The more he understands and changes, the more he appreciates this person.

The other party also unexpectedly understood his thoughts. Although he was a completely different type of person, he gave him full respect.

Tosi felt that even if the other party always made some outrageous operations, it would be difficult for him to hate such a person.

Moreover, it was the other party who did the provocative things first, not just pretending to be innocent and pretending nothing happened.

After going through a series of things, he only accepted the result that the other party belonged to him.

3.

As two widowed kings, Party B, Yunhe and Tuosi, both believed that they had no emotional needs before they were tempted.

Party B Yunhe also intermittently scented the paper figurine, trying to fall in love, and happily continued widowing after thinking about various complicated factors.

Tosi is completely in the state of a sage like "feelings affect judgment", "love and desire are part of sin", "coitus is a boring and ignorant catharsis", so he is slightly inferior to Dazai in controlling people's hearts (but higher than seductive). Sawa Ryuhiko).

Being able to fall in love is thanks to their big hearts, and they can't let go of each other if they can't kill each other (thanks to the sunk cost here).

Compared with the hesitation, temptation and repeated jumps before falling in love, Yunhe was unexpectedly serious and frank after confirming the relationship.

You don't need to drink, and you can express your likes and feelings straightforwardly.

Not very clingy, but will stick to people naturally and intimately when getting along.

They will not interfere with the lovers' choices and actions because of the relationship, leaving enough private space for each other.

When cooking, I choose the dishes that I like, the dishes that my lover likes, and the dishes that both of us like.

I usually live by myself, but when I want to stay overnight, I am embarrassed to say it bluntly. I just look at people with bright eyes and say some euphemistic words.

He was so cute that one couldn't help pampering him.

So if the other party didn't deliberately oppose him, Tosi would always forgive the other party very easily, and then try to erase the possibility that the other party would add trouble to him.

It was not very successful because the other party was too outrageous, but it still made do.

4. The business story of the owner of the Cowherd Shop

Although the Cowboy's shop is a decent one that doesn't have a sleeping companion business, the surrounding area is not very serious, and some strange props and decorations are often stuffed in when shopping.

Out of curiosity, the store manager also visited some store managers.

And the boyfriend of the store manager will come to live two days a week to see if his lover has any outrageous moves recently, and whether some people have secretly separated them, and stay with his lover for a while.But out of respect, after falling in love, he didn't look at the other party's browsing history or anything like that.

On this day, the two of them were sitting in the room playing their own games again. Party B Yunhe suddenly grabbed Tuo Si's hand and put it on his neck, and then found that the other party's expression was very strange.

Mr. Tosi saw his lover with his neck slightly raised, showing him the new decorations around his neck generously. The loose silver hair and jade-white skin set off the black leather choker like a vicious sadistic prop.

Probably because he is not used to wearing this kind of thing, the beautiful young man frequently rolled his Adam's apple, and the slightly hard leather left light red marks on his skin.

Tosi: "You...why do you do this?"

Yunhe coughed twice, and said, "Just now when Dazai and the others were chatting, he said that you are a perverted control freak and a lunatic, and you must like some kind of props. I went to find out, and then bought some gadgets. But you It doesn't look as exciting as expected."

"No, I don't have such a hobby."

"Control the other party, let the other party only see you, so that you have a sense of security and pleasure, don't you think so?"

When someone said this, his eyes were too clear, as if he didn't realize what he was saying.

Where is it like a person under control.

Tosi clearly knew that this was a person who could not be bound by any shackles, but he was really stimulated by these words and the eyes that only reflected himself.

In an instant, countless dark and obscure thoughts emerged from the bottom of my heart, extremely vile and possessive.

As Osamu Dazai said, he is a lunatic.

Pushing these thoughts back bit by bit, he shook his head slightly: "I really don't have this kind of...well, not a good hobby."

"But your heart is beating fast, Mr. Doth."

"It's not because of that."

"Okay." Party B Yunhe actually doesn't like this sense of restraint (he doesn't even like wearing a scarf until it's very cold in winter), he raised his eyes to look at Tuo Si, but suddenly opened his eyes wide, "This... ...what are you doing?!"

Tosi took the soft black leather strap on the table and wrapped it around his elegant neck a few times. His complexion was weak and pale, so he presented a shocking sense of fragility and conflict, which made people... unable to move away. look.

Delicate and fragile beauty is always fascinating.

Handing one end of the tape to Party B's Yunhe, Tuosi raised his eyes, his beautiful and deep eyes were somewhat covered by long curly eyelashes, showing a bit of innocence: "Explain why my heart beats faster, you You shouldn't have any strange hobbies, right?"

Party B's heartbeat is much faster than the other party's Yunhe at the moment.

His throat was dry, but his eyes were bright and he said: "Then what, it's almost dark now, I'll take a bath first?"

"Don't worry." Mr. Tosi opened the drawer, took out some brand new gifts from it, and said, "Although I don't have any strange hobbies, maybe I can try more."