Bizarre beater

Probably because he felt that Party B, Yunhe, had lived a good life for too long, the system notified him temporarily that he was going on a business trip to another world.

Because of the continuous revelation of the inside story of the existence of multiple "scientific" worlds, someone who was vigilant by everyone was paralyzed at home, and the rascal said: "I won't go unless I am allowed to bring the object."

【Can. 】

The system agreed very simply, and then urged him to draw a card.

Party B Yunhe drew a random card and drew a very strange card.

Dual ID card.

[Character information:

Name: Party B Yunhe

Occupation: Flower Planter·Normal (Durability 50/50)/? ? ? (You seem to have another ulterior identity)

Age: 20 years old (beautiful young man who refuses to rely on his appearance) /?Years old (the age of the second identity seems to be different from the surface)

Inherent Skills: Death Summoning, Substitute Doll, Programming Proficiency (does not meet the current world technological level, temporarily sealed), Sin Song Mother (incomplete)

Occupational skills: planting (although the blood of the flower grower flows through the body, you seem to be unable to grow plants other than the Bianhua)

???

Occupational scope: You have been entrusted to cultivate blue Bana flowers in Yuguo Flower Street in Yoshihara.

Special Note: Please always pay attention to the flowers in the flower pots and meet their needs in time, otherwise terrible things will happen.

buff: seal (an unknown seal, making you look like an ordinary person from the outside)]

He stared at the interface for a long time, feeling insulted.

He actually said that he couldn't grow plants other than Bianhua!

He is a small farmer!Green Plant Expert!

His rebuttal didn't get any response from the system, only a reminder box was played to him indifferently.

【Do you want to bring Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky from this world to another world? 】

That's for sure.

I have already asked the other party's opinion, if you don't bring it, it seems ghostly.

Before he had time to talk to the subject, his eyes went dark, then blurred, and he appeared in an unfamiliar environment.

The flowers in front of the eyes are really beautiful, and the long sleeves in the style of Ukiyo-e on the red background are shining with gold powder under the light.

It's what he's wearing.

Although there are only 0 times and countless times for women's clothing, he never thought that he was just a flower grower and needed to wear such gorgeous women's clothing.

And judging from his kneeling posture and looking down, the woman in clogs in front of him might be his boss, and the other party's words quickly confirmed this.

"He Ji, people are already waiting outside, if you refuse to receive guests again, no matter how good-looking you are, I will drive you out, and your potted flower... I will also destroy it. "

The other party's voice was full of charm and affectation formed by holding his throat for a long time, and no two catties of makeup could not pick up this smell.

Party B Yunhe didn't look up, just said: "I will think about it."

"Don't think about it, hurry up and meet the guests with me first." The woman stretched out her arms thicker than his legs, and vigorously pulled him up from the floor, but failed.

So Yunhe looked up at her reluctantly, the thick lead powder made the facial features squeezed by the fat look smaller and awkward, the dark two-point eyebrows and red lips made him feel that this kind of makeup could be spread. It is simply an aesthetic deformity .

Although the momentum is very fierce, it seems that he has the right to influence the fate of others, so he looks arrogant and ugly.

He lowered his eyes and asked, "I haven't asked about the situation of the guests yet."

Talking so much nonsense with this person is mainly because he has a bad premonition.

The system said that Tuo Si was nearby, and the other party was probably also a staff member or a guest here.

The old bustard: "I heard it's a foreign businessman. It's no better than a local one. If something goes wrong, I won't be able to save face."

Party B Yunhe: "..."

Sure enough, the worst guesses are always apt to come true.

Tosi was sitting in the reception room, facing a geisha playing a fashionable repertoire. Judging from the decoration and the repertoire, it was the Yoshihara style nearly 100 years ago.

The boss of Yunhe simply gave him the identity of a Russian businessman and the money needed to meet the "Oiran", and let him figure out the rest.

He didn't need to think too much, he guessed that the oiran was Yunhe.

The apricot-colored door was opened, and a middle-aged woman walked in first, and said flatteringly in his direction: "Fei...Tuo...cough cough, hello my lord, He Ji has called for you. "

Someone came in dragging the hem of the skirt, and the steps were not as delicate as a lady's. Through the glass bead curtain, one could see the straight and slender legs looming in the colorful dress.

The other party didn't wear a foot bag or clogs, and walked on the ground barefoot, but quietly, showing the dexterity of a cat and the glistening whiteness of jade.

This unique "Oiran", even with a powder face and no makeup, has a beauty far beyond others.

It is an existence that can be sold at a high price just as a collection.

Under the apprehensive gaze of the bustard, the guest said in an admiring tone, "It's very beautiful."

Yunhe stood there in embarrassment, slowly realizing that his situation with the other party was not a simple meeting of lovers, but a guest and a chosen ploy.

Make it difficult for him to approach each other calmly.

Tosi felt that he seemed to be particularly shy and embarrassed in this respect, which was really interesting.

After teasing the other party habitually, he asked politely: "Can I be alone with this... He Ji for a while?"

The oiran’s ostentation is very grand, and there are more than [-] people with them when they go out, and there will be various service personnel to entertain guests (for example, the geisha who is playing at the moment will be counted in the appearance fee of the oiran).

Hearing this, the madam felt a little embarrassed.

According to the rules, unless you are a high-ranking official, you will not be able to sleep with the oiran in the first two visits. You can only drink tea, smoke, chat and enjoy performances after spending a lot of money. It is not okay to want to be alone for the first time.

And she was also very afraid that this disobedient ancestor would hurt the guests and cause trouble.

Party B Yunhe recovered from the embarrassment, didn't bother to talk to this person, summoned his trumpet, and drove them all out with a set of controls.

Then he sat next to Tuosi and said with a headache, "It's none of my business. The system arranged for me to be an oiran. I don't know why it happened like this."

In order to prove his innocence, he shared the known information with the other party, and then complained: "I can't just stay in Huajie because I want to grow flowers?"

Tosi: "I think the phrase 'meet its needs in a timely manner' in the reminder is very important, so what about your flowerpot?"

Someone who has a big heart and has not yet entered the role coughed, stood up and wanted to look for him, but stepped on the hem of his clothes and fell into Tuosi's arms.

There were no outsiders, and the partner didn't say anything strange, so Yunhe kissed the other person very generously, and then wrestled with the clothes outside for a long time and finally took them off. During this period, Tuosi's eyes gradually became strange, and he didn't feel anything at all. After taking off, he stood up and took off the clothes on the trumpet, put them on his body and ran.

Tosi: "..."

Okay, it turns out that there is no wrong frequency.

Party B Yunhe went back to the room just now and searched for a long time, but only found a few flower pots with dead plants. The soil was very black, not the fertile black of black soil, but the black of poison.

He urged the system: Didn't you let me grow flowers?Where are the flowers?

The system doesn't seem to have much control over the world, the response is much slower than before, and the operation is not very smooth (it may also be because of its special identity, it is communicating with some kind of existence).

[At the bustard's place, wait for me, I'll send you some memories of this identity right away. 】

The activity traces of this identity started a month ago.

The story is that a beautiful young man woke up one day and found that he couldn't remember the past. A person who couldn't see his face gave him a pot of ungerminated Bianhua, and asked him to cultivate a blue Bianhua, or he would eat him.

For the sake of his life and livelihood, he agreed.

Then he found that he could communicate with the potted flower in a simple way, and the flower would make various demands, and if it was not satisfied, people around him would disappear mysteriously.

He told the boss about this, and the other party asked him to meet Hua's every request at all costs.

The latest request is to "stay in a place with many beautiful women", so "he" disguised himself as a woman and came to Japan's largest gold selling cave at this time. Yoshihara visited Guohua Street and found a deserted shop to stay.

Men dress up as women in order not to be caught and molested by overly enthusiastic girls.

But the old bustard here saw that he was good-looking, and after he fell asleep, he stole the money and flower pots given to him by the boss, and forced him to be the oiran here.

He didn't dare to tell the boss about it, so he kept procrastinating.

Yunhe: "...This identity is ooc."

[Where there are many beauties, what comes to your mind is not Huajie?Which would you choose between being taken advantage of in men's clothing or being envied in women's clothing?Didn't you delay the manuscript because you accidentally deleted it but dare not tell others? 】

The system's soul question made him silent, and he whispered: "Your AI-synthesized plot should be updated in real time."

He is no longer the humble worker he was back then!If the boss goes too far, he will really hit the boss!

For my own problems, I still cheat and procrastinate.

He ran to the old bustard again and asked where he had put the flowerpot.

The old bustard replied blankly: "It was sold."

She didn't intend to let go of the cash cow "He Ji" at all, so she sold it to someone else at will.

Yunhe: "... Who did you sell it to?"

"There are words in the colorful eyes, the white hair looks like blood has been splashed, a man dressed in religious clothes."

After listening to this description, Party B, Yunhe, wondered if this is the legendary protagonist who can buy the incomplete version of the peerless treasure while walking on the roadside?