Bizarre beater

Tosi: "No."

He doesn't like pranks, and he doesn't do unnecessary things because of personal emotions.

Party B, Yunhe, seemed unable to understand his refusal, and said enthusiastically, "It's Osamu Dazai, don't be shy, I understand."

Tosi: "...you are happy, but your ability is useless to Mr. Dazai, right?"

"But it works for other people."

Didn't Dazai want to die for love?

As long as there are enough people who love him, there will always be those who are willing to die in love with him.

Party B Yunhe even thought about the hot searches in a few days.

#Shock!A group of hundreds of people died in love at the seaside of Yokohama Bay. The reason behind the incident is tearful#

It's just wonderful.

Under the connivance of Mr. Tosi, a certain person picked up the birth dates of various supernatural beings from the other party's computer, and began to draw red lines.

In order to prevent some crazy things from happening, when Yunhe set up the ability, he didn't put the favor card to death.

Love, family, friendship, teacher-student relationship...all are possible.

People who have never met before will have a random feeling of goodwill, and the words of people who know each other will be based on their usual impressions of getting along.

After all, he was just pulling a red line, not pouring love potion, it could only influence but not control.

Speaking of which, the people around Osamu Dazai are quite concerned about him, so they may not need a red line.

What a sinful man!

Thinking of this, Party B Yunhe happily opened another file, and began to randomly select some lucky people to draw a red line with Osamu Dazai.

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Osamu Dazai received two bouquets of flowers, five love letters, and ten bombs in one day, heaped up piles of threatening gifts, was followed by idiots when he went out, passed by the river, and before he wanted to enter the water, there were more than a dozen people ready to net, if they were not smart , and may even accidentally pull into the white van.

Even passing a big tree, someone asked him if he wanted to hang himself together!

It was already time to get off work, but he rarely left, instead curled up on the sofa with the cushions in his arms, so gloomy that he was about to grow colorful mushrooms.

The other members nearby laughed.

Tanizaki Naomi: "It's really rare to see Mr. Dazai so depressed."

Kunikida Doppo: "This is your retribution for being unruly to women."

Yosano Akiko: "Don't you like to invite people to die in love? There are so many options all of a sudden, why are you unhappy?"

……

Osamu Dazai moved his face away from the back of the cushion, and said with a sneer, "At least I won't be affected by it myself, and it won't be so when it's your turn."

The smiles on everyone's faces were sharp and weathered.

Atsushi Nakajima complained firmly: "So now everyone has encountered something, can you directly suspect Mr. Yunhe?"

Edogawa Ranpo: "Then there are other candidates?"

Everyone was silent, and it was hard to tell for a while whether the targeted attack by the devil was more vicious, or the social death method of Party B Yunhe was more terrifying.

They choose to fight if they can.

But I can't beat it, damn it.

Depression pervaded, everyone decided to go home from get off work first, and talk about tomorrow's things tomorrow.

Dazai Osamu suddenly cheated on the corpse, and yelled "Kunikida" mournfully.

Kunikida Doppo bound the last document and put it on the top shelf of the drawer, and cast a cold gaze: "What are you doing?"

"I found out! This is actually a conspiracy of the devil." Osamu Dazai said in a serious tone, "Didn't you find out? Ever since the Guild officially settled in Yokohama, the Five Decays of Heaven and Man have not had any activities. Rat of the Dead House Regular transactions only."

Kunikida Doppo's expression also became serious: "This is really abnormal, do you have any thoughts?"

Osamu Dazai: "I suspect that the devil asked Party B Yunhe to hold me back through this way of manipulating people, so that I would not find out his latest actions. In fact, he has always been indifferent to the position of the camp. Assist the other party in their actions."

His partner frowned: "Do you have a plan?"

"In order to verify my conjecture, I think it is necessary for us to go to Party B Yunhe's new store in Tokyo to find out what he is doing with our business license for abilities."

When Kunikida Doppo heard the words "Tokyo" and "New Store", he subconsciously showed resistance.

His previous experience in Tokyo is a shadow that he will never forget in his life.

But compared to some guys who advertised themselves as good-hearted people every day, Mr. Kunikida was a truly upright person, so he postponed his fear, covered Osamu Dazai, and went from Yokohama to Tokyo with difficulty.

"Ah... this Tokyo Emotional Counseling Center is very close to the Tokyo Mental Hospital." Standing at the door, Osamu Dazai sighed.

Kunikida Doppo: "In a sense, people who will seek emotional counseling from the second party, Yunhe, probably have no better brains than those who need to go to a mental hospital."

Party B Yunhe stood on the steps in front of the door, looked down at them, and said dissatisfiedly, "I heard you all slandering my reputation from afar, but I am very popular."

Whether it's for emotional counseling or criminal counseling, he has solved the other party's problems (the process doesn't have to be too rigid).

"Really? Then you must be able to solve the problem Kunikida has been troubled with, right?"

Kunikida:? ? ?

"What did you say?!"

Osamu Dazai stepped on the steps and ran over, and handed a booklet with ideals on the cover to Party B Yunhe: "Kunikida has never been able to get a girlfriend. After a long time, his psychology is a bit abnormal. I hope you can give Come up with a solution."

Kunikida was furious, and was about to rush over to beat Osamu Dazai violently, but he heard the second party Yunhe say: "You are here to consult, I thought you were here to monitor our actions."

He kept his mouth shut, acquiescing that he was here to consult about emotional issues.

The eyesight he had cultivated over the years of being a detective made him discover that when they met this time, the other party's eyes were no longer filled with chaos but clear scrutiny.

As Osamu Dazai said, it is likely that this person's ideas and actions have changed.

He needs careful observation and testing.

Three minutes later, Osamu Dazai and Party B Yunhe ruthlessly laughed at his ideals while eating snacks.

Yunhe: "My God, he actually has a hundred requirements for his partner."

Dazai: "When I read it before, there were only 58, probably because I was stimulated by the enthusiasm of the female customers at the Cowherd's shop, so I added more than [-]."

"Such a woman has probably not been born yet."

"So I think he will definitely die alone."

"Hey, you are very self-aware. You set the time to meet the destined person five years later."

"Last year, he said that he would be a fickle man after four years."

……

In Mr. Kunikida's eyes gradually accumulating murderous intent, the two agreed that there was something wrong with his view of love.

The kind-hearted relationship counselor is determined to find him a female/male/binary/sentient being with whom he can spend the rest of his life.

Kunikida:? ? ?

"What kind of messy content did you add without authorization! Didn't you see that I marked women?"

Party B Yunhe: "Don't be so rigid about gender, race is the same, if you end up with a cat, we will respect love."

When the client was not voluntary, the counseling center temporarily took over the job of a dating agency to find a suitable lover for Mr. Kunikida.