Bizarre beater

After this bad experience, Kunikida Doppo blocked the second party Yunhe and Osamu Dazai for a long time.

Yunhe felt that if he didn't cooperate, it would be meaningless to do it by himself, so he simply devoted himself to his job again.

He was unexpectedly able to adapt to the job of a supernatural crime consultant.

Those who come to consult, some of whom are habitual offenders, have a higher probability of being unhappy when consulting with him, and have a higher probability of being arrested as soon as they go out.

Just kidding, he is a key surveillance target of the state.

Although he was afraid that he would be unhappy and didn't send someone to monitor him, the monitor near the counseling center was watched all the time. Those wanted criminals stepped out of his shop and stepped into the police car.

Of course, if it is an agreement with him, the person who completes the transaction will have a special channel to go, and the more difficult one will be made by Gogol (through this near-death experience and another heart-to-heart meeting with Mr. After the talk, he had a new understanding of life and decided to help them) escort.

Most of the guests he is responsible for are confused, disappointed, and don't know how to get along with the world.

In the past life, they lost their relatives, lovers, friends, sunshine and flowers, got used to the cold night, and were about to lose themselves.

They can no longer pretend that nothing happened and go about their old ways and live actively...they don't want to live anymore.

"I will erase, trample and destroy the people and things that made this tragedy happen."

One of his guests said so.

Most of Mr. Tosi's guests are crazy, detached criminals who are like rabid dogs who are used to running at night. They have been able to do those things proficiently, and many of them are his regular customers.

That is, the object of his tool man reserve and removal.

Party B Yunhe receives the first type of guests, understands their demands, helps them sort out their ideas, and formulates the main direction of the plan, fills in the details by himself, and then Mr. Tuosi arranges the second type of guests to assist in the action, and finally the special The team erases the traces and facts of the crime.

This is the perfect crime.

Yunhe, who had teased Mr. Tosi's one-time teammate before, consumed the tool man faster than the opponent.

Probably because he doesn't like this kind of people either.

Mr. Dosi, who assisted him in his actions, praised him: "You are very suitable for this job, and you are much better than me."

Because Party B, Yunhe, knows better what is "everyday" and has lived in a "boring but peaceful and stable" social group, and has always remained calm and objective, so he can give a plan that is more acceptable to the other party. To be able to choose some things for myself.

Tuosi is also very self-aware. He understands that he has never been "normal" from the beginning to the end, so he will only lead the emotions on the verge of collapse to become more intense and chaotic, and will lead people to brandish weapons on the edge of the cliff, and then fall uncontrollably. go down.

Because he is a "sin".

A week later, Party B Yunhe received a letter from Edward.

"Dear Mr. Advisor,

Thanks to your arrangement and help, I have regained my foothold in London, entered the so-called high society, and met many supernatural beings.

At a banquet, I met Lady Agatha.

My sister used to be very envious, adored him and chased her hard, but when I looked at her, I lowered my head in fear.

I think my sister probably likes the rumored Ms. Agatha.

According to a widely circulated statement among ordinary people, Ms. Agatha moved the queen because of her outstanding talent and extraordinary reasoning ability, and obtained the title and job.

But now I find that she is not a rose to be pitied, but a ruler.

Before going to Yokohama, I had no formal contact with the world of supernatural beings, but when I came to London again with a new identity, I saw another world hidden under the daily life.

Europe is the activity center of supernatural beings, as well as the center of power. Most of the transcendents who stopped the last supernatural war came from Europe, so they are more accustomed to overriding the government.

People with supernatural powers are not bound by the law, but have special rules, but not many people care about these, and there are countless people who violate the rules, and many of them are tolerated because they are useful enough.

Yes, as long as you have power, you can override everything.

Lady Agatha invited me to her next party, and introduced me to a gentleman called William.

I know that she intends to let me join the bell tower attendants, so she arranged for me to guide the way.

But I'm not interested in this kind of thing anymore.

I can't forget the hunger in the slums, the sound of the wind, the pale moon at night, and the supernatural beings who smashed through the walls of the whole street with my peers.

Also love the candy you gave me that day.

According to your request, I will execute nine supernatural beings who committed serious crimes.So, tell me, what does it mean to commit a felony? "

Party B Yunhe wrote a reply letter: "Since you are committing a crime, don't refer to laws, regulations and popular standards, simply ask yourself what you hate and resist, and ask yourself why you hate your past self."

Because of the difference in acceptance, after thinking about it, everyone has their own standards for this kind of thing, but about all people will realize that a person who arbitrarily robs the happiness of innocent people is an unforgivable guy.

Armed Detective Agency.

Atsushi Nakajima, who was still working overtime, slammed his forehead on the table, and said extremely tiredly: "Why do you feel that there are so many crimes committed by supernatural beings recently, and they are all complicated and difficult?"

Evidence is extremely difficult to obtain, criminals are extremely difficult to catch, family members of the deceased are secretive and do not want to get to the bottom of it, and many cases are even hastily closed.

Everyone, including Mr. Dazai, is working overtime, and everyone has endless cases on hand.

He ate five bowls at a meal and lost five catties a week.

Osamu Dazai said angrily: "This is definitely the conspiracy of Party B Yunhe."

Edogawa Ranpo was also very angry: "But there is no evidence, and it is useless to have evidence."

Everyone held a meeting to "not work overtime", and the final result was to let Kunikida continue to go on blind dates.

Amidst the laughter, everyone welcomed Kunikida's second blind date.

Party B Yunhe introduced the other party in this way: "Never picky eaters or drinkers, kind-hearted and helpful, love life and cherish life, have a sense of humor, sing well, respect the old and love the young, have ingenuity, have a firm humanity, and have integrity. "

Although Kunikida Doppo doesn't intend to go on a real blind date and just hold back the second party, Yunhe, he still tries not to be weird about the blind date partner.After listening to it, he thought to himself, this sounds very sunny, beautiful and healthy, and he can see it.

The location is about a KTV in Tokyo.

Kunikida Doppo did not let his colleagues accompany him this time, and went to the meeting alone.

When we opened it, we found that there were three people inside, none of whom was an adult, and they had all met each other.

The first-year group of the sorcery college will probably be the second-year students soon.

he:?

He turned back and asked Party B what happened to Yunhe.

The other party said frantically: "They will be adults in five years, isn't it just right then?"

Kunikida: "..."

Inside, Knotaba Yuhito was already enthusiastically calling his name: "Mr. Kunikida, come in quickly."

The way out was blocked by someone, and he couldn't escape, so he had to walk in.

Under the gaze of the three, he said sadly: "Why did you agree to such a thing?!"

They are only fifteen or sixteen years old!

Knotweed Youruhito: "But Mr. Yunhe said that as long as he agrees to go on a blind date with you, you will tutor us in high school mathematics."

Here's the thing.

Because Gojo Satoru was too free, he gave them a math test paper for the end of the first grade.

The scores of the three students were 12 points (Knotweed), 20 points (Nagizaki) and 40 points (Fukuro Megumi).

Because they failed, they need to take the make-up exam. If they haven't passed the make-up exam, Gojo Satoru said that they will repeat the grade.

That is death, and you have to pass the make-up exam.

But something like mathematics, even if you die, you can't learn it overnight.

The three of them studied desperately for a few days according to the "points" of the Five Enlightenments, and the progress was a little better than spinning around.Gojo Satoru taught them for half an hour, and their progress immediately became negative.

At this time, Party B Yunhe said to them, "I found a teacher who let you make up the exam", which is tantamount to sending charcoal in the snow.

So the other party said the second half of the sentence "but you need to find someone to go on a blind date with him", and they agreed as soon as their brains got hot.

The person who came out was the knotweed Yourhito who agreed first.

Kunikida looked back at someone: "Why didn't I know about this?"

Yunhe: "Talking about the topic to the blind date is a way to promote the relationship! How many puppy loves come from this way, I am very optimistic about your level."

Kunikida: "... What's the difference between a teacher who falls in love with a student and a beast?!"

Knotweed: "But we really need someone to give us lectures!"

Kunikida: "..."

Although he was very resistant, when the other party handed him the exercise book, he still told them the questions honestly.

In order to fit the theme of the blind date, every time they successfully studied and understood a question type, Knotabazu would stand up and sing a love song ordered by Mr. Yunhe to Mr. Kunikida.

Party B Yunhe saw that Kunikida's face was not good-looking, and said: "If you don't like our cute knotweed classmate, you can also consider our virtuous Huijun. He is good at writing, likes nature, and is good at raising small animals. Supermarkets’ purchases of daily necessities have been getting stronger.”

Fu Heihui: "..."

Kunikida Doppo deeply felt that if the blind date continued like this, he would scratch all the one hundred items.