Bizarre beater

Party B Yunhe studied the mechanism of this exam and found that groups or areas can be designated, exam rooms can be made, and papers can also be sent to them directly. There is also a method of reviewing by each other's examiners.

Includes all modes related to assessment.

As a child educated for exams, he decided to give out a set of papers to warm up everyone in Yokohama.

Ten questions to choose, five questions to fill in the blanks, three essays on reading comprehension, and a short composition of twenty lines.

One hour time limit, closed book exam.

Then set the punishment for abandoning the test/cheating, the penalty for failing, the reward for passing, and so on.

Probably when he was an art examinee, he was tortured by the exam and went crazy. In the past so many years, Party B Yunhe has completely forgotten the mathematical formula, but he still memorizes the exam pattern of liberal arts and the pitfalls he fell in those years.

Some things have already been engraved into his DNA, so don't blame him for using them to torture others.

Before the sun went down, he made the first paper, set the range of candidates to be 12-70 year old supernatural beings in Yokohama, and then clicked to start the exam.

Everyone is not a fool, they all know that after someone’s attitude changes, they will suffer (I don’t know which is worse than the persecution they suffered before), so they figured out the rules, and all staff prepared for the battle after twelve o’clock in the morning , waiting for his action.

As a result, from the morning to the end of get off work, there was no movement at all!

"Maybe he's on a business trip, let's get off work." Saying this, Osamu Dazai opened the door first and walked out.

Stepped into a classroom.

On a huge dark green blackboard on the podium, there are exam notes written in white chalk.

"Yokohama Supernatural Being 20XX First Joint Examination: The content of this examination is the knowledge and ability of supernatural beings. Please complete the answer within one hour. If you have any questions, please do not ask."

Under the podium, there are a total of forty seats in five rows and eight rows, with a long distance between rows.

On the podium and in the last row stood an invigilator with a vicious expression.

Atsushi Nakajima, who has never been to school, has never seen such a scene. He was so scared that he took a few steps back. Instead of returning to the detective agency, he bumped into the railing of the corridor, turned his head and looked down, and was almost afraid of heights.

The invigilator on the podium urged them: "Find a seat and sit down, the exam will start in 3 minutes."

Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency has an extra admission ticket in their hands. In order to prevent cheating, they are staggered. For example, Atsushi Nakajima has Akutagawa in front and Ango Sakaguchi in the back. One side is by the window, and the other side is an unknown ability By.

After 3 minutes, a paper, a signature pen, a 2B pencil and an eraser appeared on everyone's desk.

Atsushi Nakajima picked up the paper and began to read it carefully, and found that it was not as difficult as imagined.

They are all people he knows!

He happily picked up the pen and started with multiple choice questions.

[The following sentence is said by Osamu Dazai:

A. "The moon meets the clouds, and the flowers meet the wind."

B. "People are such despicable things, and they will get used to everything."

C. "You have beautiful colors even on your fingertips."

D. "Of all the attributes of God, the one I most sympathize with is: God cannot commit suicide."]

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

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He covered his lips and began to analyze in a panic.

First of all, exclude A. Mr. Dazai is not the kind of man who will express his love seriously. Ms. Kua always likes to choose greasy and exaggerated sentences to ensure that she will not impress others.

In this way, C seems to be something the other party can say, but C is too short, so don't choose it.

B and D seem to be in line with Mr. Dazai's personality and thinking.

According to everyone's inherent impression of Mr. Dazai, you will immediately contact him when you see the word "suicide", but it is too obvious, maybe it is a trap deliberately set by the question maker.

Then choose B!

As one of the think tanks of the detective agency, Dazai Osamu did not rush to answer the questions, but read through the entire paper, reading it first.

The first reading was "Cherry (Adapted)". Just looking at the title, he thought that Party B Yunhe had come up with a recipe to fool them. After reading it carefully, he fell into silence.

After looking at the title again, he felt that the article was poorly written.

The first question of reading is: [What is the clue of the article?What is the role of clues in the text? 】

The second question: [Please analyze the psychological changes of the protagonist and the reasons for the changes. 】

The third question: [express your views on the protagonist. 】

Osamu Dazai refused to read this question a second time. Although he was not such a person at all (really not), he always felt that it was connoting him.

empty.

The second reading is "The Dancer (Excerpt)".

After Mori Ogai finished reading it, he couldn't help calling Alice out, and read the beautiful adjectives in the book to her, and then he was judged as cheating, caught on the spot, his grades were cleared, and he was locked in a small black room, ah no, Thinking room.

The other examinees all looked at him with disdainful eyes, and cursed "should" in their hearts.

The third reading is "Orange".

When Ryunosuke Akutagawa noticed the score, he chose the last reading question with the highest score without hesitation.

As long as you write something like reading questions, you will definitely get points.

He thought so, who had never been to school, and only learned some knowledge after being brought back to Mafia by Dazai.

He read the question first, and then began to look for the answer in the text.

[In the penultimate paragraph, why do you use "bright" to describe the oranges in "the bright colors of the oranges that were thrown over their heads"? 】

Akutagawa: Because the color of the orange is very bright, it will look very bright among the gray and low-class people, and it is difficult to hide due to its size, and it is easy to be crushed and cannot be stored for a long time. A luxury that can be eaten immediately.

[Is "I" the protagonist in the article?What is the role? 】

Akutagawa: It's the protagonist, because he doesn't have to be alert to the surrounding environment all the time, can sleep, and has the leisure to think about life's boring problems.The role is to dislike the heroine.

[A brief analysis of "I"'s mood and thoughts at the end of the article, why does "I" feel joy? 】

Akutagawa: The protagonist fell in love with that girl?

When the people in the classroom were anxiously fighting against the air or praying for the author to give him an answer, as the chief examiner, Party B Yunhe put on glasses, put on a plaid shirt, and walked around the corridor with his hands behind his back to inspect the situation of each examination room.

Yokohama doesn't look like a big place, but there are several examination rooms filled by people with supernatural powers.

He quietly walked to the back window of a certain examination room, and quietly peeked inside.

Because Akutagawa Yin couldn't make the paper, she lay on the table and pulled her hair in pain. The pomegranate flower balls she tied were pulled apart by her. Michiza Tachihara, who was across the aisle from her, looked at her every now and then for a long time. After a long time, she finally couldn't bear it and deliberately slapped her pen on the table.He raised his face and pretended to be bored.

Xiaoyin was attracted by his movements, looked at him from the corner of the eye, and was immediately shocked.

That look, that attitude, is completely a school bully.

Although the two of them cooperated very tacitly when they were out on missions, they were a bit at odds in the organization, so when Akutagawa Yin saw each other like this, he immediately felt unwilling to admit defeat, picked up his pen again, and prepared to make up something casually. Fill the void.

It won't be particularly bad if you fill it up, right?

Unexpectedly, as soon as she picked up the pen, the metal nib began to write on the paper by itself.

She opened her eyes wide, looked a little panicked, and let out a lovely voice: "Ah."

The sound was actually not loud, but it was very obvious in the quiet and empty classroom, and the two invigilators at the front and back cast sharp gazes.

The invigilator at the front: "What's wrong with you?"

Akutagawa Gin who realized something: "It's nothing, I just suddenly thought it would."

The invigilator walked up to her, observed her for a long time, found nothing unusual, and left again.

Seeing this scene, Party B Yunhe shook his head. The artificial intelligence he made looked a little artificially retarded. It seemed that he had to study the function of detecting abilities.

Wearing a mask to cover the upturned corners of his mouth, Gin Akutagawa lowered his head and pretended to be trying to answer the paper.

Just when she thought she could go ashore successfully, someone knocked on the glass window next to her twice.

She looked up in horror, and saw the examiner sneakily sticking to the glass window, showing a deathly smile at her.

Party B Yunhe: "You two, come out for me."

Shua Shua Shua stood up four people.

Silence, silence is today's examination room.