Bizarre beater

What does it feel like to see Two-dimensional when you open your eyes?

Party B Yunhe: Alright, help, help!

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Yunhe clearly remembered the pain, the remorse, and the feeling of wanting to explode the company when he was rushing to draft last night, but this morning he almost fell into the gentle trap of the soft big bed and couldn't get up.

The air conditioner was turned on all night, and the room also maintained a suitable humidity.

There are unlabeled high-end clothes hanging on the hanger beside the bed, and there is an unfinished fruit platter on the bedside table.

corruption!extravagant!

Great!

A certain man used to be a rich young man who spent money with his eyes closed. Later, he felt that money was meaningless to him, which affected his integration into the life of the crowd. After he became an adult, he donated all his inheritance except the old house.

Later, it became a social animal running around for life, struggling with Party A to the limit every day, and living carefully.

I didn't expect such a good thing to become a rich man again as soon as I opened my eyes.

It took Party B Yunhe a while to figure out how many digits the amount in his account was, and after confirming many times that the unit was in U.S. dollars instead of Zimbabwean dollars, he immediately decided to lie down and sleep for a while.

When he woke up again, he was still in a reality that was more beautiful than a dream.

So I happily got up and changed my clothes, planning to go out for a stroll.

Of course, he has long passed the naive age of the second year of middle school, and he is very clear that he is acting as someone else.

Although he can't recall his original appearance and name, it is absolutely impossible for him to have the face of a paper man and his surname is Party B.

In order not to cause trouble to the original owner of this body as much as possible (there is no trace of assassination in the room, and the body feels very healthy, it should not be dead, he guessed it was a soul exchange or something), he was wearing new clothes He also wore a hat and mask.

Observing the situation outside from the balcony, someone felt vaguely familiar with this small basin-shaped building.

It looks very much like a bowl, too round, and except for the surrounding area, the other buildings are very dilapidated, and there are many signs of destruction like a dog gnawed.

The billionaire actually lives in a slum. Is it the brilliance of human nature or a special habit behind the incident?

Neither, but TM's!The ambiguous partner lives next door!

When Party B Yunhe heard the door of the balcony next door opened, he wanted to retreat a little bit. When he heard the other party's affectionate tone "Do you want to go out for lunch today", he now wants to quit the world directly.

However, this is not a game world with an exit button, he has to face the man next door.

If it doesn't work, just tell the other party that you are not the original... Fuck, it's fine for this beauty to be good-looking, isn't it a bit too much for a villain who looks like a certain writer X dog? !

Damn it can't be true!

Yunhe was so nervous that his face was expressionless and his pupils were dilated.

Mr. Tosi on the balcony next to him:?

"What's the matter with you?"

"No...it's nothing, I just feel like I've forgotten something."

Tosi thought for a while and said, "Today is Monday, you should go to a new job."

Him: "Work, what work?"

Is it reasonable to be so rich and still work?

"I don't know, but you should have documents on your computer."

"Oh, okay. I'll go back and have a look."

Yunhe felt that no matter whether the man in front of him was the one he thought of or not, it was too dangerous, so he used this reason to quickly return to his room.

Instead of wanting to go to work.

Things like work, in order to prevent him from messing up, should be left to the original owner.

He thought of a good reason.

He just said he forgot his password, didn't know what his job was, and asked for leave if someone called to urge him.

Party B, Yunhe, pretended to be sitting in front of the computer, casually entered one of his usual passwords...and opened it.

Staring blankly at the desktop, he began to doubt himself.

Could it be that he has penetrated into the body of a Two-dimensional homologue?

Without giving him enough time to think, the computer suddenly played a special effect, a crane that was obviously drawn by him swayed on the desktop for a while, and said: "Let's face it, the profession you drew this time is indeed Brick movers."

he:? ? ?

With the help of the desktop elf Pandora (whose name is not a good thing), Party B Yunhe has a basic understanding of the world.

He was once known as the strongest beater.

"Once" was because the system that bound him had a little problem when he left, and got some of his data wrong.

While he was in trouble, a new system took over his mess and stabilized his situation.

But his skills are no longer available, and he has to work part-time to pay off his debts.

The way of part-time work is particularly exciting, it is a card draw mode, and this time he drew ordinary brick movers.

Someone didn't want to believe it: "You are not lying to me, are you? I have always been very lucky in drawing cards."

Pandora: "Turn on your phone to see for yourself, you did ten R in a row yesterday, and you didn't get a new character for [-] draws."

Party B Yunhe: "...No, it can't be me! I don't remember binding the system at all. You guys are buying and selling by force. I want to complain!"

Pandora: "You can complain, as long as you can find my unit, you can complain as you like. Go to work now, or I will freeze your card."

After he went out, the computer crackled and exploded with fireworks for a long time.

The unfilial son of Yunhe's family spread the word about his amnesia, and all his contacts knew about it.

At this moment, the Port Mafia, the Armed Detective Agency, and the Supernatural Secret Service Division temporarily put aside their positions and formed an anonymous group to discuss this matter.

[Nakahara Chuya is 1.6 meters tall: Do you really lose your memory?How much amnesia?

The new system Pandora: I don't even remember my boss, nor my partner.

Osamu Dazai lived a long life: You are not pulling this group to get revenge on him, are you?And Osamu Dazai, you bastard, you think I won't recognize you if you're anonymous?

Nakahara Chuya is less than 1.6 meters tall: Do you think I can't recognize you?You will be short even through the screen, okay?

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These two people got off to a bad start, a quarrel quickly broke out in the group, and no rules were discussed.

But it doesn't affect everyone watching the show.

On a sunny day in June, the young laborers were wearing six-figure custom-made clothes and a yellow helmet. With their flawless and calloused hands, they slowly lifted one brick from the ground and laid it on top of another.

How embarrassing is this scene.

When Mori Ogai saw him, he called the contractor and told him to catch the lazy one.