Bizarre beater

Party B's Yunhe immediately thought of the flyer he received that day, and immediately became afraid.

Although he couldn't remember what was written in the precautions, but based on his experience, he definitely couldn't say he saw it at this time.

Because according to the usual practice, saying "see it" is equivalent to opening the branch line of finding a doll for the other party, and becoming a plaything for a little boy.

It can't be said that he didn't see it, which is likely to lead to the end of death.

Wait... Even if it is a ghost, it can't do anything to him.

He is the strongest beater.

When Yumeno Hisaku heard his new toy, he said without hesitation: "I haven't seen it."

And didn't show any extra expressions to him.

Neither fear nor pity, but like seeing flowers and plants on the side of the road.

His expression became gloomy, and he suddenly reached out to grab the other party.

He was confiscated of everything that could hurt him (such as shards of blade glass... not even a toothpick), so to achieve the prerequisite of "being hurt", you must let the other party touch him and push him .

At that time, if he falls down again, he will be injured.

The plan was diabolical, but it was very difficult to implement.

Yunhe dodged swiftly, not giving him a chance to touch him.

Then I saw that Zhengtai fell to the ground with an "oops", looking at him with strange and beautiful big watery eyes, it was very pitiful.

He sneered, unmoved: "Give up, I won't give you a chance to touch porcelain."

Whether or not to help the fallen old man on the side of the road has been discussed for many years, and countless people have developed a pair of sharp eyes to see through evil spirits.

This kind of level can't fool him at all.

Yumeno Hisaku: "..."

hateful.

Apart from Dazai Osamu, there are actually such difficult people in the world.

Yumeno Hisaku, who has been locked up for a long time and recuperated, is extremely disappointed with the current people.

After trying to touch porcelain several times but not even touching the corner of the person's clothes, he watched the person run out of the elevator resentfully.

Then there was a knock on the door of the confinement room.

Party B Yunhe opened the door and found that it looked like a ward for critically ill patients in a mental hospital. All the items had no edges and corners, and there was nothing lethal in sight.

Or rather, almost nothing.

There are only gray walls, a white bed, a low brown table, a book and a transparent water glass.

There is also a piece of paper on the ground by the door.

He hesitated for a while, then picked it up and looked at it.

"If you see a doll with a bandaged head and a bleeding face. Please pick it up immediately (a long passage is covered in black ink, and the writing is different after that) and give it to a doll with stars in its eyes boy.

Please play with him until (another paragraph is crossed out and you can vaguely see the word winner), please keep playing with him.

Kusaku just wants to play games with people, he has no bad intentions, and he is not sick... No need to see a doctor!Kusaku's dolls are also cute, so please don't make strange expressions.

Hisaku hates Mr. Dazai very much, please don't mention this person at any time and anywhere.

Many, many people are required to play the game together, and the person who wins (a horizontal line crosses out the line and the second half of the sentence has been covered with ink).I hope everyone can be happy. "

"So can you play with me?" Zhengtai's sweet voice suddenly came from the side.

Party B's hairy Yunhe lowered his head and looked at him.

"First... I need to make sure of one thing." The gentleman who came to deliver the food revealed panic, swallowed his saliva and said, "Are you human?"

Yumeno Hisaku:?

Seeing the confusion on Zhengtai's face, Yunhe, the second party, was convinced that the other party was human, and immediately stood up.

He is not afraid of a mere sickly lady.

He dodged the other party's touch again, and said righteously: "Every day, you know how to play! Have you finished reading the book, have you finished writing the [-]-word impressions after reading it? Have you finished the preview and review of the elementary, junior, high and high school courses? Do the questions? Do you know how many sets are wrong and why they are wrong?"

Madam:? ?

"I..." Seemed to be trapped by his series of questions, Yumeno Hisaku stuck for a while before saying, "I didn't go to school."

"It's because you don't go to school, that's why you work in this kind of black-hearted enterprise! Studying can change your destiny!"

As an adult worker, he felt very sad for the boy who lost his footing: "You will have to work for the rest of your life in the future, why don't you study hard while you are still young, go on the right path, and change yourself to a boss who is not so mad , and use the knowledge for their own legitimate benefit."

The young man who has lived in the sinister world for a long time was directly shocked by the chicken soup of this rotten street.

The gloom and sinisterness in the eyes faded away, replaced by thinking, Yumeno Hisaku said with a tranced expression: "I...do I still have the possibility to change my destiny?"

He has been in the port mafia since he can remember, and he is a tool that the leader likes and fears, and he does everything possible to control it.

No matter how big a mistake you make, you will be forgiven, and you will be caught no matter where you go.

Even if the blood flowed like a river, even if everyone hated him.

He was born to be in the dark.

But obviously Mr. Dazai left, and so did Kyoka.

Why can't he?

Zhengtai, who was lost in thought, didn't notice for a while, and was directly tied up with a rope.

They were all tied up and tied to a chair, but the two of them had no contact the whole time.

The culprit who thought his ability was achieved through touch, and thought he was very witty, poked his waist and laughed at him: "Young man, don't trust strangers casually, and don't open the door to strangers casually."

Yumeno Hisaku:? ? ?

"The rope is not a dead knot. It will be loosened in about 10 minutes, and you can come down to eat." Party B Yunhe didn't mean to educate the other party, but simply retaliated against the other party's series of actions that wanted to mess with him.

The weather is not bad now, and the food will still be hot after 10 minutes.

"I hope that when we meet next time, you will be really cute and not trying to hurt people." After saying this, he left gracefully.

He didn't notice that the piece of paper he threw on the ground seemed to be soaked and shredded by invisible water, and finally turned into a fuzzy black pulp. Zhengtai who was tied up tilted his head in doubt.

I also didn't notice a certain message reminder that popped up on the system interface.

[Negative status update: Death's curse + brain hell + unspeakable induction: The world of the living and the world of the dead overlap at this moment, what you see is true, what you say is psychic, and what you do is true. 】

Party B Yunhe, who originally planned to leave in a hurry, found that the system might have improved the algorithm, and took several orders for him from within the port mafia in one go.

In fact, this is in line with the order-taking rules of the delivery staff, and they can receive several orders in the same area at one time, so as to maximize the efficiency of transportation.

So he had no doubts at all.

Instead, he went to the cafeteria to get dinner for the beauty in the basement.

The aunt in the cafeteria still gave him a pitiful look, and secretly stuffed him with a piece of cake.

Today, he had enough sugar intake and gave the cake to a Mafia member who didn't see his face clearly.

Probably due to power cuts, the light of the port mafia building has dimmed a little, and the appearance of many people has become a little blurred.

But these problems are not big - he couldn't tell those people apart at first, and didn't greet them.

He didn't even know the name of the man in the basement yet.

He's just a food delivery guy, it's annoying to know too much.

The beauty was still sitting on the wicker chair today and reading a book, and she didn't pay attention to his arrival.

But he seemed to be bewildered by the beauty, and he took the initiative to talk to the other party.

""The Collection of Rules and Strange Tales" has been popular for a long time, and I also bought a copy. If you want to read it, how about I send it to you to relieve your boredom."

Verlaine turned his head, saw the child's handprint under the white-haired young man's neck, and looked at the pair of golden pupils that looked like animal pupils for a moment, and said, "Can you tell me who asked you to come and deliver meals to me every day?" ?”

He never asked before, because he knew that the other party didn't know who it was.

Now maybe something in the other party can give him the answer.

"I will send the book to you." The other replied.

He looked back lazily, but heard the other party say: "It is said that what is written on it may become a reality."

Party B Yunhe saw the beauty staring at him for a long time.

Although he was a widow who had been cursed by the love card, he couldn't help but agree to the other party's request to watch "A Collection of Strange Tales about Rules".

The courier guy can do anything.

Anyway, he has finished reading it, and it makes him a little scared every time he puts it there.

So he decided to take the book and give it to the other party, and then go to deliver the next order.

After autumn, the sky was getting darker and earlier, and today seemed to be extraordinarily early. When he came out after giving away the book, the faces of passers-by on the road could not be seen clearly.

The request for the next order is to pick up the goods from the fishermen and deliver them to the corner of the stairs from the fourth floor of No.40 to the fifth floor of No.40 in the port mafia.

The Angler sat in the position of his previous Angler employer, but it was not the same person.

He was wearing a shabby black cotton coat, half of his face was hidden in a dirty scarf, his eyes were hidden in the brim of his hat, his rough nose was like a hook, and he carried a huge gray-black sack in his hand.

There was a strong fishy smell coming from the sack.

Party B Yunhe couldn't help complaining: "Your seafood is not very fresh."

The fisherman smiled strangely and said in a hoarse voice, "It's very fresh, he likes it very much."

Fine.

It wasn't him who ate it anyway.

Holding his nose, he quickly opened any door and left with the bag in hand.

There was another problem with the positioning of any door.

This time he appeared outside the Port Mafia building.

Party B Yunhe looked at the five identical buildings and fell into deep thought.

Then, according to the principle of symmetry, the building standing at position c was selected.

The author has something to say:

happy New Year!

Although Ah He has neither physical defense nor magic resistance, he has a big heart!

Note: The curse of the god of death is the visual effect, the hell of the brain is the illusion of confusion, the induction is the induction of the mysterious test, and the full buff is a brand new world.