Bizarre beater

Party B Yunhe swears to the sky that he really kindly hopes that the neighbor's husband will be in good health, and he doesn't mean to cheat the other party.

After he noticed that the other party's face became ugly, he quickly lowered his head and said, "If you really don't want to, I can also pretend that I don't know that you live next door to me. As long as no one else sees it, I don't have to arrest you."

To be honest, he has no sense of belonging to his work unit and is just completing a rigid work target.

There is always flexibility between regulations and reality.

But he thinks that the other party may not have expected the current situation, and staying here is because he is ready to be caught by him.

That being the case, what is there to be angry about?

He doesn't understand.

Fyodor calmed down, realized that he was actually angry because the other party's emotions did not affect the action (he used to appreciate this kind of reason and ruthlessness), and felt that he was a little unreasonable.

But his tone was still a bit cold: "I have no opinion, as you said, maybe I should find a place away from work and rest."

Yunhe laughed a few times in embarrassment, opened the handcuffs first, re-tied his hair, and tidied his clothes.

The stand-up collar inside perfectly covered the bite marks, and with the cloak tied on, no one would know what happened between him and the prisoner to be arrested unless they saw him change his clothes.

As long as he doesn't behave abnormally.

The prisoner who bit him off thought for a while, and then put his beloved hat in the drawer, so as not to let it be taken away with him.

It is estimated that he will be allowed to wear a prison uniform in the prison, and he will not be allowed to wear it.

He took out a stack of documents from the drawer and handed it to the police, and the confessed prisoner reported another person: "I hope Osamu Dazai will go in with me."

Party B Yunhe looked down at the summary in front of the document.

During Dazai's time in the Port Mafia, there were 138 cases of co-murder, 312 cases of intimidation, and 625 cases of fraud and other cases that had criminal evidence and records.

The policeman was amazed: "I really can't tell, he used to be a model worker."

There are thousands of cases with evidence and records in the past four years, and there must be more without evidence and records.

No wonder Osamu Dazai wanted to run away, and he especially hated Mori Ogai who had taught him.

With the newly arrested prisoner, Party B Yunhe walked upright on the street, passing by Osamu Dazai who seemed to come to Chinatown to buy crabs, but was actually watching a good show.

Osamu Dazai hugged the huge "Killer Crab", covered his face with the crab, and watched the play quietly, with a pleasant smile on his lips.

But in fact, a giant crab whose body was bigger than a human face and whose legs were longer than human arms couldn't hide it at all, and the two saw him at a glance.

"I've gotten rich recently, Dazai." Party B Yunhe greeted people with his usual expression and chatted.

"The salary has just been paid." Dazai Osamu gave him a suspicious look, feeling that his attitude was not quite right.

It may be because he gave a bad review, and the other party's attitude towards him has always been not good, even with disgust.

Seeing the friendly attitude of the neighbors in the neighborhood gave him a sense of disparity, as if a plainclothes policeman was asking the suspect where he had his meal this morning.

Dazai's eyes met with Fyodor, who was emotionally stable in handcuffs, and his heart sank.

In order to be decent, he didn't turn around and run away, but directly smashed the crab in his arms on the face of a Russian.

Fyodor swiftly avoided some, but because his hands were handcuffed and the crab was too huge, the thorny crab legs were caught by the fur collar of the cloak, making him look very embarrassed.

he:"……"

He should assassinate Osamu Dazai instead of letting him go to jail with him.

"Kacha", Party B's Yunhe handcuffed someone again, suppressed a smile and said, "Osamu Dazai, because someone has reported the crimes you committed in the past, so come with me."

Dazai Osamu: "Dostoyevsky reported me, right? I think he is fully capable of forging a criminal record that cannot be seen as true or false. What do you think?"

Yunhe: "As expected of him, he is very powerful."

Dazai: "..."

These two people!Absolutely!Good job!

When passing by a certain street, Mori Ogai, who was taking Alice to buy clothes, saw a handcuffed demon on the left of Yifang Yunhe, and Dazai Osamu who was handcuffed and tied a crab to his right, and happily took out his mobile phone to record Download this world famous painting.

Mori Ogai: "It's a pity, Chuya-kun went abroad on a business trip, and I didn't get to see Dazai-kun, your wonderful appearance at this moment."

Osamu Dazai smiled when he saw him, and was just about to say "I want to report", when he noticed Fyodor's smile, and the words turned into sarcasm: "Thank you very much for treating me when I was young. Crushing done, hope you don't get hung up on a street lamp one day."

Alice: "I'm afraid it will be difficult."

Sen: "..."

When the scene became awkward, a handsome and delicate blond gentleman ran over in a hurry, and stretched out his hands to the police: "Quick, take me away."

Party B Yunhe looked at Verlaine, then at the handcuffed hands in front of him, and said, "This is the first time I have heard such a request."

Then without hesitation, amidst Mori Ogai's cry of "No—" he put handcuffs on the other party: "Since you feel guilty, come with me."

After a while, Hugo, who had just fled, appeared in his sight. Not only did he leave without turning his head, but he also appeared in front of them excitedly.

Hugo: "Mr. Police, I surrender myself."

The policeman nodded, and with a "click", another one was handcuffed away.

When passing by the embassy, ​​the real representative of France, Mr. Cazali, was stunned when he saw that Hugo and Verlaine were both in handcuffs and emotionally following behind a certain military police.

These TMs are two transcendents, not some bum who steals battery cars.

Why is this happening? ?

He couldn't help summoning the skeleton, trying to bring the two people over.

Then I like to mention a pair of rose gold handcuffs.

Party B Yunhe stuck his chattering mouth with tape: "Assaulting the police or trying to rescue the criminal? Don't say anything, come with me."

At the military base where the hound is located, the other members of the hound and their boss are waiting for the second party Yunhe to catch the devil to come back, or not to come back.

Fukuchi Sakurachi, who proposed the suggestion of "letting him go to arrest Dostoyevsky, proves his position", is pouring himself a drink. .

This is a "world hero" held up by the Japanese government, although he is not a transcendent... No, it is precisely because he is not a transcendent that governments of all countries trust his bravery and "justice".

In fact, he is just a cruel and crazy executioner.

As long as he can keep the hounds on the leash, the government will turn a blind eye to what he's doing.

Just like his proposal.

It seemed nonsensical and selfish, but they were still moved and gave such an order.

Shibusawa Tatsuhiko has been dead for a long time, and they also want a new "country weapon". If the opponent is strong and sticks to justice, even if it is a bit bizarre or even outrageous, they can...

Looking at the people's police who made their debut, and behind him two transcendents, three dangerous superhumans, a giant crab, and even a handcuffed skeleton, the upper management slowly retracted the above sentence.

Tiaoye Caiju: "... Don't you feel that you are a bit outrageous when you are asked to arrest a person and you bring back two football teams? I warn you, Party B Yunhe, you must interrogate with us, and you cannot leave work early .”

Party B Yunhe: "Don't keep complaining about me, okay? I have always been normal, because you have never met ordinary people, you think I am outrageous. These weird guys are sent to me by yourself, I will not handcuff me Or the police?"

Isn't it natural for the police to catch criminals?

What's wrong with him? ?

other people:"……"

"Apologize for the word 'ordinary man,' please Mr. Policeman."

A gentleman with glasses with a dangerous hairline walked in from the door, carefully moved away the skeleton in front of him, and walked in solemnly and said, "Ango Sakaguchi, the executive officer of the Supernatural Secret Service Division, is here to record the criminal's statement together. Hello sir, Mr. Khazali."

Tsujimura Fukatsuki, who followed in, had never seen such a scene, so he could only maintain his superficial composure, and tore off the tape on Kazali's mouth under the instructions of his boss.

Khazali: "...is this how your country treats guests?"

In fact, Ango Sakaguchi, who has been following them all the time: "Because you have been impersonated, I can't let you go until your identity is verified. Please forgive me."

The so-called "three transcendents have come to Japan", in fact, two are spies secretly sent by France, and one is their wanted criminal.

Of course, they couldn't just let the other party take people away.

So while trying to send people to contact, at the same time add to the other side.

I just didn't expect it to end so quickly.

Ango Sakaguchi looked like an elite professional staff member, and looked at Party B Yunhe through the lens from the corner of his eye.

On the surface, it is very confusing, and it will briefly feel that the rumor is a rumor.

However, judging from the opponent's actions today: I may be more outrageous than the rumors.

This is how everyone is handcuffed, without blinking an eye.

Ango, who felt that he might have to work overtime because of the sudden death of the other party, sighed deeply in his heart, and went to see Osamu Dazai again.

Osamu Dazai exchanged a look with him.

He looked back and showed the document to the person in charge here.

The person in charge didn't feel offended, but heaved a sigh of relief.

Not to mention that the Supernatural Secret Service Division originally accepted all cases related to supernatural beings, but even this scene, he couldn't control it.

A large enough meeting room with enough seats was provided to act as an "interrogation room". As the person in charge, a certain upper level moved another stool to sit near the door, and was going to be the first one when they fought. Time to retreat.

But in fact, the atmosphere inside can be considered harmonious.

The first to be interrogated was Fyodor.

He sat dignifiedly and said frankly: "I have already sent my crime and some information to your government. I think you probably don't want to share with me the details of my crime under such circumstances."

The person in charge just received the news at this moment, coughed twice and said: "The government's decision is to send Dostoevsky to Meursault Prison for life imprisonment."

Cazali withdrew his gaze in disappointment, and said to Verlaine, "Mr. Verlaine, where is Mr. Rimbaud?"

Verlaine pressed his chest, listening to the powerful heartbeat inside, he smiled for a long time: "Here."

Hugo next to him: "Oh - very touching love, what a pity, my impression of you is still that you often quarrel."

Osamu Dazai: "Who will win the fight between the two of them?"

Hugo: "Of course... You must know that there is no winner in a small quarrel in love."

Verlaine withdrew his gaze, and said in a calm and unwavering tone: "I am not him, and it is not my homeland, I don't want to be loyal to anyone or any organization, and I don't want to see anyone, so I won't go back. I know you have prepared a lot for me, but I choose to plead guilty and go to Meursault."

Kazali: "...Then Mr. Victor, I think it is necessary for him to be handed over to our government. Do you have any opinions?"

Hugo raised his hand: "I have an opinion. I belong to an international crime. I should go to Meursault to thank you."

"Gentlemen who are going to prison, please sit on the left. Now, the pressure is on Osamu Dazai." Party B Yunhe took a sip of the hot tea on the table, regretting that there were no melon seeds here.

Osamu Dazai hugged the crab that had just died, and said regretfully, "I hope to eat it before going to Meursault."

"I remember that there are marching pots in the base, right?" Yunhe turned to look at his teammates who had already started to go their separate ways.

Tiao Ye Caiju with a face that was numb from the beginning: "Yes, but don't you think this development is very problematic?"

He had never seen a group of prisoners who had committed different crimes put together in a conference room for interrogation.

And it's over without even asking a few words, is that reasonable? ?

"What's the problem? Oh, I know, you are jealous of my ability to judge cases, and you can complete your night's workload in half an hour alone."

There was a fierce quarrel between the two young white-haired men in the hound team. The deputy leader went to dig out the pot, Suehiro Tiechang went to dig out soy sauce and various seasonings, and the captain poured the wine.

Red flames were burning in the meeting room. In a trance, someone felt that Party B Yunhe, who was guiding the crab to split, was indeed a normal person.

You see, how harmonious they get along.

Osamu Dazai, who angrily snatched away Fyodor's share because he was only given half a crab leg, also behaved normally.

Anwu was in a trance, thinking that he might be falling asleep and dreaming.