Bizarre beater

"Come and pull her away for me!"

Gojo Satoru shouted furiously at the two theatergoers.

Xia Youjie: "I think he might be enjoying it, he didn't even turn on Infinity."

Party B Yunhe: "Who says it's not, people nowadays just say what they say and what they mean."

Gojo Gojo was so angry that his mind, which had been having difficulty concentrating, returned to normal for a moment, and he directly used a spell to repel the thing that picked up his pants.

The woman in white with black hair smashed through the bathroom and a few walls, directly drawing a path through the forest, and finally disappeared into a puddle of water.

There were no roads in the forest, but if Wujou's spells were used too much, there would be ditches everywhere.

Gojo Satoru sat in shock on the bathroom floor, his hair wet on his handsome face, wondering why things had turned out this way.

He had finished washing his hair and was going to take another shower.

As a result, as soon as he took off his shirt, that thing suddenly appeared in the shower.

He was quite sure that his six eyes hadn't seen each other before he took off his clothes.

Moreover, he reacted instantly and opened the infinite, but after the other party started talking, his brain felt in a trance and he couldn't use the spell.

He was almost succeeded by the other party, so he couldn't help crying out.

If something had happened, he'd probably be laughed at by some guy from first grade to graduation.

No, you will be laughed at forever.

Gojo Satoru wiped his face, and said in an extremely cautious tone, "I've grown up so much, I've never encountered such a tricky thing."

No lower limit can't prevent mental attack and sound attack, this is his shortcoming.

Xia Youjie: "There is no curse power, it is not a curse spirit. No wonder IQ is so high, and I can also engage in online dating and invite people out to meet."

Generally speaking, even high-level spell spirits have limited IQ, rarely have the ability to communicate with people, and will not have such a similar appearance to humans.

They preconceived that the other party was born from resentment, and it should be a kind of cursed spirit.

Wujo Wu: "And I don't even have the magic power, so I didn't have time to prepare in advance."

Not his dish!It's not that he's duplicity!

His eyes fell on Yun He who was looking at the shower thoughtfully, and asked, "Do you know what that is?"

The other party: "Didn't you smell... a smell of seafood?"

Party B Yunhe is very familiar with this taste. During the time when he was delivering food, he was almost pickled.

He couldn't help casting a pitiful (gloating) look at someone: "If I'm not mistaken, this lady is a sea tribe wearing human skin, a follower of evil gods. They are best at confusing people's spirits , creating hallucinations."

Tianke Wujowu.

"And you even agreed to her online dating, she has coordinates on your body, and may come to pick up your pants at any time."

"In addition, because there is no magic power and a strong regenerative ability, so the magic power cannot kill her."

Party B, Yunhe, was able to kill him because his MP could be converted into any energy unit, and because he had eaten the juvenile body of Jules, he was suppressed by blood.

"Give me your demon mirror." Gojo Satoru reached out and grabbed his trouser legs tightly, raised his head, and looked at people with those big blue eyes that were watery due to the fog in the bathroom, as if It is a wronged cat that accidentally got wet.

Even a saint can hardly refuse his request.

Yunhe gave him the demon mirror, and imagined Wutiao Wu taking the mirror to take a picture twice, and felt strangely that it was not against harmony (probably because of his own characteristics).

Gojo Satoru went to Yunhe's room to continue taking a shower, then put the mirror on the bedside table, took a short sleep, and planned to study it the next day.

Then the next morning, instead of seeing his handsome face in the mirror, he saw a nympho face.

The other party didn't touch him, and avoided the range of the demon mirror. He just lay down beside the bed and smiled at him: "Oh, you are really the prettiest of all my boyfriends."

Wutiaowu: "..."

At this moment, two students knocked on the door outside, intending to call someone to go to class together. They noticed a strange noise inside and pushed the door open.

But did not see the room.

The other half of the bed in the room was taken away together with the rest, leaving only a pale, entangled male high school student.

The two laughed loudly: "Hahahaha..."

Gojo Satoru said indifferently: "Before I get rid of this thing, I will randomly sleep with one of you in the same bed. Don't forget how many people are using that account. I think you are also good-looking, and she will like it." of."

Xia You and Yunhe: Fuck

The three went to class worryingly, and fell asleep worryingly.

The teacher in charge of the class sighed when he saw their pale faces, and began to give lectures to the air (Gazi didn't come at all, and slept in the dormitory).

It may be because of the continuous setbacks on Gojo Satoru, the lady who climbed up from the sea focused on Gojo Satoru, and didn't give the other two people too much look.

As a result, Gojo Satoru's strength has improved by leaps and bounds, but within a week, he has learned to reflexively activate infinity without actively using his brain, and has also developed a strong resistance to mind control skills.

The downside is that he eats so much that he empties out other people's snack cabinets.

The other party could no longer touch a corner of his clothes, so he resentfully turned his gaze to the other two.

Then he realized that he had a natural sense of awe towards Yunhe, the second party, so he happily harassed Xia Youjie.

Early the next morning, Xia Youjie felt black all over his body, and said in a tone of "I'm dirty", "She actually thinks my mantras are also pretty, and some of them are even more handsome than me. Forget it, the problem is that she wants to marry me now."

Two other people: "Hahaha..."

Xia Youjie: "Why didn't she go to you? Shouldn't you be honest with me? Party B Yunhe."

"Hey, this young lady's aesthetic range is quite wide... Wait! Don't be angry, I may have a way to solve her."

Party B, Yunhe, honestly confessed that he had relevant experience, but he didn't have time to act because someone overreacted every time, sent him thousands of miles away or broke his body.

Gojo Satoru is no longer the foolish and heartless child he was back then, and directly exposed him: "You definitely want to see us play, don't pretend."

The bad guy who was exposed coughed twice, and solemnly promised that the case would be closed within three days.

-

Osamu Dazai hadn't heard of any new drowning deaths in the past week, and he felt that those people had something to do with them, so when he saw someone waving outside his courtyard, he avoided others and ran out.

As soon as he went out, he was grabbed by someone in the face. Gojo Satoru stared at Zhengtai and said resentfully, "Why don't you look like you're haunted by a female ghost?"

Even if you don't like Zhengtai, you should be bullied for being a hindrance, right?

He still remembers the little kid saying "I won't be affected, others may not" in the cold tone of watching a play.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

His mouth was pulled crookedly, how could he speak?

Party B Yunhe explained for him: "Of course they have the confidence to nullify all unnatural forces."

The kind-hearted classmate Xia You rescued Zhengtai from the school bully, and found a photo from his mobile phone and handed it to the other party: "Do you think this is what your sister looks like?"

Dazai nodded: "Yes, her body has disappeared."

Confirmation of death was due to loss of vital signs before the body disappeared.

After connecting the clues, the general experience of the matter is as follows:

Osamu Dazai's older sister Aoi Tsushima was not born to his parents, but his father's illegitimate daughter.A man told her about it and took the opportunity to approach her.

In the end, she just hoped that she would ask for more material compensation from her father with hatred, and then raise him.

When the family went to the beach to cool off, the incident was revealed. Tsushima Aoi left the crowd very sadly, and sat on the reef by the sea. As a result, a huge wave came and took her away.

That man later became the first to die, so this chain of events was considered revenge by the ghost.

"But sister Aoi is not someone who would commit suicide and harbor resentment."

Just after Osamu Dazai finished speaking, the other side of his face was pulled up, Party B Yunhe pointed at him: "At a young age, I already know suicide and online dating."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

This world is so disappointing to him!

After confirming the cause and effect, and the culprit, the four Gaozhuan prepared to lure the monster into the cage first, and then kill it directly. The material was given to Nitzi for fun.

"Are you crazy? Why do you really want to lock me in a cage?!" Xia Youjie held the iron fence of the cage used to imprison the curse spirit, and scolded his classmates.

This group of dogs actually spent huge sums of money to buy water beds and bathtubs and put them in them, saying that they "provide people with the feeling of coming home".

Gojo Satoru ruthlessly closed the cage, and even learned the nonsense of fooling people: "Actors must act decently, and it probably thinks that we think it is a curse spirit or an evil spirit. Facing this cage full of spells but with a handsome guy, It will definitely come quickly. Jie, you have to bear with it, we will kill it later."

Xia You: "..."

break up!Break up friendship for 3 minutes!

After locking it intimately, the other three withdrew a hundred meters away.

Then he played with a puppet that Party B Yunhe took out.

[Stand-in doll: the confluence of light and sea, where the gods whisper

Attribute: HP (1000 billion/1000 billion)

Power (70 billion/70 billion)

Agility (1 million/1 million)

Perception: max

Skills: Insanity Lv.1, Mind Induction Lv.1, Disintegration · Full Level, Devour · Full Level

Talent: Sovereign (Creatures with light and sea attributes are naturally close to and in awe of you)

】

This is an inherent skill that he got for 40.00% of his salary, and it looks a bit powerful.

He can manipulate the puppet with mental power, and he can also move his own soul into this body.

Equivalent to multiple robot spare vests.

"It doesn't look any different from you, just like a clone, can he help with homework?" Gojo Satoru poked the doll's face and asked curiously.

Party B Yunhe: "Wow, why didn't I think of that? You are really smart, Wu."

The layout is opened, and you don't even have to do your homework in the future.

He should have taken it out sooner.

【…】

The system left an ellipsis, and remained silent coldly.

The tablet playing and monitoring was held on the head by the puppet, and the three watched the picture inside with French fries, cola and popcorn, admiring the beauty in the cage——Xia Youjie.

About 10 minutes later, the pool in the cage was bubbling, and a pair of Sepi's hands grabbed Xia Youjie's bloomers.

Xia Youjie took out the demon mirror at an astonishing speed, and immediately separated from the demon.

A corpse that was fresh and beautiful on the outside but empty on the inside lay on the ground.

A lump of grotesque deep-sea creature lay wet on the ground, its translucent gray tentacles writhed wildly, trying to reach Xia Youjie.

Xia Youjie also turned pale, and immediately called out a curse spirit from the football team to protect himself from falling into the clutches of the devil.

When he was yelling at those people in his heart why they didn't come over, the three laughed and ate a handful of popcorn before running over faster.

When their online dating object realizes that something is wrong and plans to run away, the fine and shiny silk thread wraps it and swallows its soul, leaving only an empty shell.

Party B Yunhe randomly flipped through its memory, and found that it was fine and liked to leave the deep sea to see handsome guys in swimsuits, and couldn't help but want to go ashore, so it chose the unlucky girl Tsushima Aoi.

It wears the skin of Aoi Tsushima and swallows the memory of the other party. It has an obsession with the matter of "hoping someone loves itself", so it casts a net for all kinds of handsome guys on the Internet, and one counts as one.

This incident shows that perverts who do things regardless of other people's wishes will not end well (sublimation theme).

[Skill·Insanity upgraded to lv.2]

And the only contribution this guy has made to others is to upgrade his skills by a level.

Gee tut.

Yunhe called the Conjuration Association to explain what happened, packaged the marine life into an unknown curse spirit, and then went through the relevant procedures to return Tsushima Aoi's innocence.

The body was also returned to Tsushima's family. In order to reflect the harmony and grief of their family, the second funeral was held more grandly than the first.

But the smile on Dazai Osamu's face is still getting less and less.

In addition, in order to celebrate finally getting rid of the entanglement of the pervert, Xia Youjie and Wujo Satoru used the KTV stage lights and speakers bought by the latter to sing all night next door. Why, joined them.

The next day, the three of them were criticized by the high commissioner, and Jiaxin Nizi was earnestly instructed not to look like a scumbag.