Bizarre beater

When Gojo Satoru was thinking about the bizarre question of "Is this dead and alive, alive and dead, ready to climb out of hell and take his life for Halloween?", Xia Youjie was hugged by a pair of 16-year-old sisters without moving. with.

He didn't know how to describe his mood.

But he understands one thing, he will feel love for his daughter (?) and love himself for young girls of the same age, and he may be single until his death in the future.

He tried to comfort the two sisters: "Ah... don't cry, listen to me first, I won't run away, don't be afraid."

He was copied from Xia Youjie after the Tiannei Lizi incident. There was him in the original world, and he couldn't go back, so he just stayed here.

Raising... Raising a daughter is not impossible.

Nanako reached out and grabbed his face, crying even louder: "Your face looks like a teenager, how could it be real... woo woo woo."

He: "I am sixteen, so I don't remember you."

Mimiko also cried louder: "You don't even remember us woo woo..."

Xia Youjie realized that it would be difficult for the two girls to think rationally before they cried to vent all their emotions, so he chose to shut up and shouted helplessly in his heart.

Help--

Why didn't Yunhe come back? Didn't he mean to avenge Wutiaowu for him?

How can it take so long? ?

"Jie—I'm back! I brought you a video of us gathering people to burn Wujou's body!"

Party B's Yunhe stepped into the door, saw the situation inside, and retracted his foot again, preparing to dodge tactically first.

Gee.

It seems that Xia You has accepted the setting of being an unmarried minor with two children.

"Come back to me!" Xia Youjie spoke to someone in a much tougher tone than he did to the sisters, and even sent a curse spirit to pull him in and close the door.

"Why are you so fierce?" In order to maintain his "not good at fighting" spell spirit setting, Party B Yunhe squatted obediently in front of him, and handed him the phone to watch Wujo Wu's video.

When Xia Youjie first watched it, he still smiled happily, but gradually lost his smile again.

"This person is really 28 and looks like eighteen."

His tone was a little sour, but he didn't sound like he wanted to mind Wujo Satoru killing the original him in this world.

So Party B Yunhe put away his phone and began to discuss the follow-up content with him.

And he used super easy-to-use techniques to stabilize the emotions of the two sisters.

The two sisters wiped away their tears, sat obediently for a while, recovered their mood, and ran to fetch tea and snacks, and clean clothes for Xia Youjie.

"I went to get the prison gate border today. But the things needed to open it were destroyed by Gojo Wu himself." Party B Yunhe shook his head, not surprised by the destructive ability of a certain guy, "I'm not sure if the mirror can be used .”

【You give me the prison gate later, and I can open it for you. 】

The thoughtful system offered to help again, because there was something it wanted in the prison gate.

Xia Youjie was about to say, "If they can't be fooled, I'll accept them, maybe I can give them good reviews after accepting them", but he heard this person say, "The good news is that I don't need a magic mirror to open it".

He had no choice but to swallow the words back: "Tsk. When you grow up, you all become slapped."

Yunhe: "If you want to talk about changes, Wu's changes are quite big. At that time, I couldn't figure out why he became a teacher, and the college agreed."

Xia Youjie smiled: "I saw in the video that his students also disliked him, and it doesn't feel like he has changed much."

There will be no more in-depth discussions, and then they are going to be happy all the time, after all, tomorrow night is the funeral.

Party B Yunhe, who was planning a funeral for the first time, was very excited, because he was still alive and Halloween was approaching, so he planned to make it more festive and hellish.

After all, he is an artist, and the plan he finally came up with firmly grasped these two characteristics.

Mr. Xia You, who was plotted, fought with him and almost demolished the house.

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Wutiaowu brought his students to Panxing Teaching to see what kind of demons and ghosts were making trouble, but he was pointed out by Party B Yunhe at the door.

Yunhe: "The majestic head of the Wutiao family brought three children to the banquet, shameless!"

Gojo Satoru: "...I want to hit you, right now."

The other party yelled and took a step back from you: "Insane! You hit the host during the funeral! Xia Youjie will never let you go!"

Wutiaowu: "..."

In order to see what outrageous operations are going on in the future, he chose to be patient, and when the other party said "money is worth it", he calmly put a list in the other party's hand.

The list had the prices of those items that he had burned.

In the eyes of Party B Yunhe, it is a relatively outrageous number.

But this number seemed normal to Gojo Satoru, so the person who ran to the door to receive the guests shut his mouth and turned sideways to let them in.

As soon as the four-person group of teachers and students entered the door, they could feel the atmosphere of the underworld.

Most of the house was shrouded in darkness, and the air was filled with a stale and decaying smell.

A dead tree in the yard, with a faded wishing card hanging on it, swayed with the wind from nowhere, and its branches were crumbling.

Lights, dark red or dark green.

White cloth, tattered and stained with red.

Pillars, covered with scratches from unknown creatures, with gray debris or hair stuck to them.

There were rustling sounds in the corner, but they stopped abruptly when they came in, and fell into extreme silence, as if countless eyes were cast on them.

The young first-year students had obviously experienced life-and-death battles with the curse spirit many times, but faced with this situation, they even felt a little scared.

They wondered why the funeral seemed to be the only four of them, why it seemed that no one had lived here for years, who hung the wishing cards, who tore the white cloth, and what animal made the scratches on the pillars. Yes, in the darkness, something is watching them.

The amount of information is too much, and it seems that every detail makes people think carefully.

And when they looked at the house intently, they only saw dark, tangled mantras...no mantras.

In such an environment, it would be unreasonable not to have a first-level spell spirit, but unfortunately, there was nothing.

And they obviously came to attend the funeral, but there was no one here.

Gojo Satoru felt three hands grabbing his arm respectively, and heard the lovely student asking him what he saw.

He lowered his voice, with a hint of mystery in his tone: "You...do you really want to know what I saw?"

A chill hit the heads of the students, they shook their heads vigorously, and decided not to explore the things in the dark.

Sometimes ignorance is a blessing.

Anyway, with the teacher around, no monsters can harm them.

Gojo Satoru: "Then you want to go in?"

They shook their heads again.

At this moment, the sound of wooden clogs stepping on old wooden boards came from far and near in the wooden corridor.

There was a wonderful rhythm in that voice, and one sound was followed by another, but it was not messy, as if it came from a lady.

As a result, when a person appeared in their line of sight, they were shocked to find that it was not one person, but two.

A pair of twins.

Wearing black and white kimonos, with different hair colors, and different masks on their heads, when you look at them, one is expressionless and the other is smiling.

The same thing is that the movements are exactly the same, and the eyes do not have highlights.

The students who were still hoping to see people in the last second: "..."

The two walked to both sides of the door, stood and bent over, inviting them in: "Welcome everyone to attend Xia You's funeral, please wait in the main hall."

Gojo Satoru: "Oh."

He walked in with long legs, and even though he dragged the three college students who couldn't move, he couldn't shake his actions.

After the three of them went in, they reluctantly plucked up their courage and prepared to explore around.

Then Yuzu Yujin stepped on something, and made a crisp clicking sound in the silence.

He raised his legs in fright, but it didn't help. He could only open a pair of bead eyes, and saw a bright light suddenly appeared in the dark room, and flames ignited on the walls on all sides, illuminating the hall brightly.

He looked down at what he had stepped on and saw it was a broken fox mask.

In the corner was a nest of eating rats and mice, still in cages.

In the middle of the hall stood a table surrounded by flowers, but nothing else.

Even the murals on the walls are ordinary myths, without any underworld things.

he:"……"

Nazaki expressed the feelings of the three people: "We were definitely tricked just now, right?"

Wujo Wujo laughed unkindly: "It seems that you still watch too few horror movies, and this can scare you."

The trio was about to denounce him, when suddenly, cheerful and rock music came from outside the door, accompanied by the heavy footsteps of a group of people that fluctuated with the music.

The two sisters at the door disappeared, but it was not a big problem. They leaned against the door and poked their heads out to see what was going on.

I saw a group of strong men in white clothes and high hats carrying a coffin with the lid not tightly closed, walking from far to near.

They carried the platinum-gold coffin, tore off the white cloth everywhere, and danced while walking. The old wooden corridor couldn't stand such a trendy way of playing, and made a painful sound.

The scene is very weird, but I don't know why, it makes people feel very cheerful and humorous.

Knotweed: "Ah, I know this! Is it the oriental version of that... black coffin bearer?"

Fu Heihui expressed everyone's aspirations: "Isn't this too outrageous?"

Thoughts before they came: Frames, plots, knives.

What they thought after they came: outrageous.

But they are already well-informed people, no matter what they encounter again, they will not feel outrageous.

Until the coffin was placed on the stage in the hall, Party B Yunhe at the door ran in, the twins carried two chairs and placed them in front of the stage, and the people in the coffin suddenly opened the coffin and stood up.

First graders and Gojo Satoru:? ? ?

Outrageous, bro.

However, the outrageous things are not over yet.

Xia Youjie and Party B, Yunhe, sat on the brought chairs, and Xia Youjie was stuffed with a thermos cup by a caring little girl, so that he could stabilize the trembling caused by the constant shaking of the coffin and music brainwashing.

The two coughed at the same time and started the performance.

Party B Yunhe: "We are gathered here today to celebrate the former Mr. Xia You leaving this unworthy world and the arrival of the new Mr. Xia You."

Xia Youjie: "I would like to introduce you here solemnly. The Mr. Yifang Yunhe next to me is my classmate and best friend (one of them) during my high school period. From now on, I will also be with you We, Panxing Sect, have established a deep friendship."

The surrounding circle of leader, Du Wei, applauded fiercely, pushing the absurd atmosphere to a climax.

But at the same time, there was an infiltrating killing intent.

Gojo Satoru rushed over to lift Xia Youjie's collar, his six eyes opened wide, trying to see what kind of monster it was, but no matter whether it was eyes, perception, or intuition, it told him that it was indeed Xia Youjie.

Was Xia Youjie's brain eaten by a dog? !

Party B Yunhe who was next to him didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and even dubbed the sound for this scene: "Those three years, after all, I paid by mistake!!"

Wutiaowu: "..."

When he was stuck in his head and didn't know how to proceed with the next move, the other two moved very quickly. One took out the cube and began to use the spell, while the other tied him up.

When the others blinked, Wutiao Wuren disappeared.

There is only one cube with big blue eyes on the ground.

Leuhu and Zhenren, who had been hiding before, rushed over quickly, and showed villainous smiles at the door: "It's been a long time, boy knotweed."

Now there is no teacher to protect you!

Xia Youjie exchanged glances with Party B Yunhe, and was about to release the water according to the plan to let the children who hadn't recovered from the shock run away, but another accident happened——

A handsome gentleman walked in through the gate, as if he didn't see the strange scene here, he walked in calmly and gracefully, and politely said to the two inhuman curse spirits: "Please let me go."

Zhenren and Leuhu felt a strong sense of oppression from this person, seeing that he didn't intend to make a move, they stepped aside.

Party B Yunhe recognized the person and greeted him: "Mr. Hugo, long time no see, you still look so charming."

It was Hugo who had chased Verlaine into prison before and then escaped suddenly.

The other party was wearing a black suit, black tie, and no other accessories except a watch. He seemed to know that a funeral was being held here.

Hugo took off his hat and greeted him: "Your changes seem a bit big, and I'm glad to see such a good change."

Yunhe: "Thank you, thank you."

Just as the two were exchanging greetings, a bright light suddenly appeared in the room.

Others didn't know what happened, and their brains were blank for a while.

Only Party B, Yunhe, heard "Sorry, I'm here to make trouble".

In fact, his vision would not be damaged by the strong light, so he could clearly see that the human world evaporated in the rapid pull of light and shadow.

On the system panel, there is no reality leak or real person disappearing.

Because it wasn't magic power, they couldn't kill them, so they were just scattered.

Party B, Yunhe, closed the panel and thought: This is not here to make trouble for him, it is obviously an assist from God!

Mr. Tosi is awesome! !

He will always love this witty and kind man!

The three of Knotweed Yuren and the others were hit by the enhanced spell, passed out, and were taken to the guest room for placement.

Only our own people were left at the scene, and everyone packed up and returned to their original state.Xia Youjie made a speech about starting over, everyone agreed with it without thinking, and was dismissed by the new leader who couldn't bear it.

When there were only two of them left, Party B Yunhe glanced furtively around, then closed the door, and laughed wildly with Xia Youjie.

Xia Youjie: "Can Wu hear us laughing in the prison gate?"

Yunhe: "I can't hear you."

"Then let him hear us laugh."

Wujo Wu, who had just been imprisoned and released immediately, sat on the ground expressionlessly, and heard two people laugh wildly, saying things like "Gojo Wu, you have today", "Surprised or not".

Slowly, slowly, he raised his hand and made a gesture.

The expressions of the two of them changed, and they rushed over to hold his hand.

Xia Youjie: "Enlightenment! Don't be impulsive, we are all friends, there is no need to be like this."

Party B Yunhe: "Friends, everyone is a friend! Don't hurt your teammates!"

Gojo Satoru stretched out his arms to wrap their shoulders, as if accepting the status of "friendly army", but the next moment, he pressed the heads of the two of them and slammed them hard on the floor.