Bizarre beater

"In the past, the teacher always called me outrageous, but I didn't take it to heart, and I always thought I was normal."

Gojo Satoru said in a rare trance tone: "Today, when I saw you, I realized that I am really normal."

There is actually someone selling barbecue at the entrance of the High School of Magic with a serious face.

It turned out that the mantra was selling barbecue, and the only human being was acting as a babysitter, and said to him: "It's really delicious, the seafood is fresh and sweet, do you want to eat it?"

In the other party's eyes of "just pretend", Wujo Satoru quickly accepted this setting and joined them.

While nibbling on the claws of the big crab, he still questioned the behavior of these people: "Why are you selling barbecue here?"

Xia Youjie: "When you start a business, you must first think about giving back to your alma mater."

Party B Yunhe: "I used to hear from my teacher that if you can't find a job in the future, you can set up a barbecue stall at the school gate to earn money from your juniors and girls, and you can buy a house soon, so I came to try .”

Wutiao Wu believes that the two of them are ghosts.

"Need I remind you how many people there are in the High School?"

Even if they are all good at eating, it is impossible to support a group of entrepreneurial teams.

Yunhe: "No need, we saw it when the Xingxing Palace was burned that day."

Usually they act separately, it feels like there are two or three kittens, and if something happens, they all run over and the ground will shake violently, and they run very fast.

Gojo Satoru: "Speaking of this, didn't you say you wanted to show me something fun that day?"

"I'll show you today, everyone is here, let's eat first."

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The weather is getting colder and colder, and the students of the Conjuration College are returning earlier and earlier from their missions.

On this day, it was slightly dark, and they came back in a group, but they felt a wave of enthusiasm before entering the school.

This reminded them of that day, when the wind was very strong and the Xingxing Palace was burning very warm.

After losing Tianyuan's high school, although the enchantment is still there, it is not as flexible and tough as before. If those super-level spell spirits come to make trouble again, they may not be able to withstand it.

Yidizhi nervously accelerated the driving speed, the mobile phone was already sandwiched between his ears and shoulders, ready to notify the higher-ups at any time, but when he saw clearly what happened at the high-tech entrance, he was so shocked that he dropped the mobile phone.

Before he knew Wujo Wu, he was told by his predecessors to "stay away from Wujo Wu".

After getting to know Gojo Satoru, he wanted to stay away from him very much, and couldn't figure out why there were such escaped men in the world.

After officially joining the assistant supervisor and being assigned to the Tokyo school, he felt that he would live in Gojo Satoru's outrageousness every day.

He originally felt that he had completely accepted this person, and he would not be surprised no matter what the other person did.

But when he saw Wujo Satoru sitting between the curse master and the curse spirit, and said in a tormented tone, "The boss made delicious food, come to Wuchuaner", he felt that the world was over.

What was even more outrageous was that he heard Knotabazu Yuhito in the back seat say: "Ah, really, I think that barbecue is delicious, and the lobster that is being grilled is huge. Shall we go there and eat it too?"

The students who once gathered together with a group of curse spirits to burn Wutiao Wu's body were not particularly surprised by this situation, and after thinking about it carefully, they accepted it.

Although Wujo Wu did not explain the matter of the prison gate, they probably figured out later that the so-called defected Xia Youjie might not have turned against their teacher, and even now he is still working together.

As Gojo Satoru's students, they didn't care much about the so-called group division and the strict rules of spells (except for Fu Heihui, the other two didn't even read a few).

Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei agreed with the words of Knotweed: "It's all open to the school gate, and Teacher Wujo is also eating. We must have eaten together in the past because the teacher treats you?"

She felt a little bit resentful about a certain people's teacher's perfunctory treats last time, and her daily stingy behavior.

And he didn't apologize to her for stealing her skirt last time! !

This time, the other party must spend a lot of money!

Before they opened the car door and rushed over, Fu Heihui complained: "Really, no one thinks there is a problem with Manu Ling opening a barbecue stall?"

Knotabagi Yuhito: "But I think they are very professional."

other people:"……"

Damn, there was no way to refute it.

As soon as they got out of the car, Gojo Satoru waved to them and said cheerfully, "Come and eat, this restaurant is really good."

They ran over unceremoniously, took the plastic chairs and sat down.

High school entrance, orange folding table, small plastic bench, quite childlike teacher and his students, and a gluttonous barbecue.

The air is filled with the aroma of barbecue and charcoal fire, and the atmosphere is so harmonious and warm.

Yi Dizhi who was parking on the side was drunk.

He deeply felt that although he was only 26 years old, he was still out of touch with society and the world.

The student Polygonum cuspidatum who dared to eat anything enthusiastically took over the huge grilled lobster from the grill master and split it, asking curiously: "These seafood look very fresh, where are they shipped from?"

Although Tokyo is near the sea, the vitality of these deep-sea seafood is not strong when it is transported to the shore, not to mention the high school that is a little far from the sea and has inconvenient transportation.

Wujo Wu: "It's from the realm of the curse spirit."

Students: "Huh???"

Xia Youjie: "Tuogen's domain is to keep what he eats in the domain and drive it as a shikigami. Before that, he circled a piece in the uninhabited sea and let it eat it."

Gojo Satoru: "Wow~ No wonder these seafood are very lively. It turns out that they have been strengthened by the domain."

Knotweed: "It's amazing!"

After he finished speaking, he bit down on the lobster claws, and the other two students didn't have time to stop him.

Nazaki: "... Is it really okay to eat this?"

Fu Heihui: "... No matter how you look at it, there is a problem, right??"

Yujin Yuzhang: "It shouldn't be worse than Su Nuo's fingers, no, it's much better than Su Nuo's fingers!"

The two students silently saw that the teacher and the curser were eating normally, and told themselves "these are fresh seafood, not cursed objects", and then they also ate.

Fragrance is real fragrance.

It should be to control the degree of alienation, except that the size is a bit exaggerated, the taste is no different from ordinary seafood.

After Xia Youjie said that the meal was free, they started to eat in peace.

On the way, Yidizhi called the upper class of a certain college, and the students controlled by Party B Yunhe beat him up, and said that this was the "fun" he wanted to show Wujo Wu.

Mr. Gojo said that it was really fun.

Yunhe lifted the spell, involuntarily on the surface, but the cheering students continued to hit him a few times, knocking him out, and then said to Yidizhi: "Help, we are under control, you must testify to me!"

Yidizhi: "..."

Probably seeing his hesitation and disbelief, Nagasaki Yaqiangwei slowly raised her fist and shouted "Oh, I can't control myself anymore".

Yidizhi: "Okay, I know, sorry!"

He bowed and ran away immediately.

Several students verbally accused Party B of Yunhe's behavior, then continued to eat and drink, and even drank a little low-alcohol beverage, which was poured on the table after a while.

Knotweed Yuren thought they were drunk and didn't realize that something was wrong. When he received the seafood porridge from the enthusiastic stall owner, he politely said thank you.

In the end, something stuck in his throat, and the familiar unpalatable taste rushed straight to his celestial spirit cap. Before he took the initiative in his body, he said in a deadpan tone: "You actually put it in the porridge..."

Party B Yunhe admitted frankly: "Yes, I let go of Su Nuo's finger."

Su Nuo, who was switched out, showed a villainous smile: "You are really interesting. I have sensed all the remaining fingers on your body. Do you want to negotiate a deal with me?"

He generally doesn't negotiate deals with people. If it were another person, he might beat the other party to death and even eat the body with his fingers.

But he can't beat this one, and he can't figure out the opponent's operation. There are two super-levels watching beside him, so it is necessary to be cautious.

Party B Yunhe: "The requirements are not high, just give me a good review! Please be sure to give me this good review, because your good review is very important to me." It is related to when he can leave the order.

The real person got more than a dozen Su Nuo fingers, and he flipped through his brain's memory again, leading Xia Youjie's magic spirit army, and worked overtime to get the remaining Su Nuo fingers together.

Just to be able to get the man before Mr. Tosi's birthday.

He doesn't want to spend Singles' Day alone!

After 11.11, it will be his partner's birthday!

Liangmiansu Nuo has been active for more than 1000 years, and this is the first time he has heard of this kind of "trade".

He didn't understand people now, but he was shocked.

"...Gojo Satoru agrees with you to do this?" He looked at a certain people's teacher, and found that the other party was using ketchup to draw blood on the students' faces and taking pictures.

Hearing his name mentioned, Gojo Gojo looked over and said very kindly: "I also really want to see the King of Curses at his peak, you can do whatever you want."

Xia Youjie on the other side was already excitedly watching him eat with a bowl, obviously very much approving of someone's behavior of making up a cursed king just for a good review.

Su Nuo: "I am surprised that the magic world can survive until now."

Who are these people?

The curse spirit was confused when he saw it.

Yunhe: "Let's just say whether you agree with it or not. If not, I can exchange it for other curse spirits with good reviews."

Su Nuo: "That's why you've been mingling with the curse spirit recently? Your boss is really interesting."

A certain worker whose race has been tampered with said, "It's always difficult for employees to understand the boss's fresh ideas."

Although, Su Nuo agreed to the other party.

It's just a good review, so it's worth dying for the resurrection in place?

A fool would not agree.

When the King of Curses swallowed his last finger, overwhelmed by the increase in spell power, he was ready to face the sorcerer who dared to take him to dinner, but he didn't expect someone to move faster.

"Monster, don't hurry up and show your true colors!" ——Yunhe, the second party who immediately turned his back on him after receiving good reviews.

"Huh? What?" ——by the king of curse who suddenly left the body of a male high school student.

Although Mr. Su Nuo reacted very quickly and opened the field on the spot, the other two super magicians also opened the field.

Xia Youjie's domain is called "Hundred Ghosts Night Walking Street". Its ability is 30% attribute bonus of own spell spirits, 30% attribute weakening of non-own spell spirits, plus spell spirits can be resurrected after death, and it is also a semi-open domain. Spirit unfolds for boundaries.

It was his pious wish to Niatz on his birthday (Gazi:?), plus countless hard days of playing games until late at night, in exchange for the amazing field!

Anyone who understands the enchantment released by Master Tianyuan with a [-]% attribute bonus can understand it.

Gojo Satoru was locked in a transparent box, and he maintained the gesture of opening the barrier, stupefied.

Mr. Su Nuo, who was opposite him, cursed in a stable mood: "Sure enough, magicians have never had a good thing since ancient times."

Then there were some stories about "contemporary young people beating the thousand-year-old man ruthlessly", and "a 16-year-old boy eating the thousand-year-old man in a frenzy".

It is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who see it.

Fortunately, there is a way to good and evil, and the way of heaven is like reincarnation.

The two young men who beat the old man were chased for more than ten miles by the principal called by Yidichi.

-

Yunhe, who finally became a man again, left the stall and went home happily.

Then I found out that I had to write a work summary before I could settle.

[Why are you shocked by this kind of thing?Isn't this normal procedure? 】

The courier is because the time is too short and there is nothing to write about, the policeman is because he has to arrange a business trip immediately, and the conjurer is because he has to switch worlds. These are all grace times under special circumstances.

Yunhe said cursingly: "If you let me know which leader invented the work summary, I will go there overnight and assassinate him."

It was a merciless injury to the bastard! !

[You also know that you are a mess. 】

The system is really speechless, it can't figure out why every time such a powerful skill is handed over to this person, this person either doesn't use it, or uses it to do some outrageous things.

The ability to manipulate people as puppets, see what he uses them for?

Students who hypnotize Wujo Wujo go to burn blindfolds and sunglasses, rob prisons and save good friends, hypnotize students who are Wujo Wujo go to the upper level of the magic world!

He never did anything serious.

Did it get the name wrong?

The original intention is to refer to the bizarre beyond common sense, but not this outrageous beyond the common sense!

The system thought about the possibility of changing the name to "Outrageous Beating Workers" with mixed emotions, and thought it might encourage someone's flame, so he gave up again.

Party B, Yunhe, didn't know the system's entangled thoughts (he even firmly believed that the weird thing was Party A, who beat the workers hard), but bit his finger and wanted to write something in the work summary amidst the system's accusations.

Thinking about it carefully, although he has not been a curse spirit for a long time, he seems to be a little addicted to the happiness of the underworld, and his character has become cunning and vicious.

Immediately start a new life.

Anyway, rambling on and holding back the [-]-word work summary, he excitedly ordered the settlement.

[Occupation: Curse Spirit Legendary (recovered).

In the past 15 working days, you have served a total of five Party A (including two who died during the service, and three who died after the service), and received 3 positive reviews and 0 negative reviews. The highest evaluation you got was "Really A qualified curse", and the worst evaluation obtained was "act it".

The job reward is: the inherent skills are upgraded by one level.

Death Summoning: Smilt lv.5 (new skill: Cerberus Three-Headed Dog Summoning)

Stand-in doll: Upgraded to version 2.0, implanted with primary AI, can complete more complex instructions independently.

】

Probably because he got that book, the system has recently given him some skills and has become rich.

I don't know what's going on with body repairs and upgrades.

Put him on quickly!

[Please draw an identity card first. 】

No, he hasn't finished his vacation yet, why is he going to start a new job?

To confess, he overcame procrastination!If the holidays are gone, he's going to start messing around.

[There are still fakes, but what if the new job is not human? 】

The boss's words were full of sarcasm, which made the workers very angry.

But I went to bathe and burn incense immediately, played "Good Luck" and turned on all the lights.

This cutscene is a bit like a holographic animation, which makes him feel like he is there.

The turbid waves violently rose, hit the seaside city, and swallowed it in an instant, leaving only remnants.A huge boat stopped in front of him smoothly, and there seemed to be many people standing on it, but their faces were blurred.

He could feel the salty breath penetrating into his body from the skin, the waves that were raised wet his sleeves, and the lightning that split the sky seemed to be in front of him in the next moment.

There was a wooden ladder in front of him, and someone on the giant ship reached out to him.

But he was indifferent.

[Everyone is ignorant and sinful, the gods send down floods, and the noble souls will set sail with Noah's Ark...]

Party B Yunhe is a little numb.

At any time, he doesn't like this kind of nagging stuff. The system should be a high-latitude creation, why not make some high-tech ones for him to play with?

The system finished reading the following content coldly.

[But these have nothing to do with you, you are not a player, but a planner, or an art planner]

Yunhe: Oh, okay.

[Character information:

Name: Party B Yunhe

Occupation: Game Graphics Designer·Excellent (Durability 300/300)

Age: 26 years old (young and talented art practitioner)

Inherent Skills: Reaper Call, Substitute Doll

Occupational Skills: Art Proficiency·Elementary, Programming Proficiency·Elementary, Language Proficiency·Elementary

Occupational scope: All art-related content is your scope of work.

Job: Please submit your resume to "Noah's Ark Computer System Co., Ltd." within today to apply for the chief game graphic designer (referred to as the main artist) of the company's new game "Yokohama City Story".

Negative buffs: the curse of the lover card, the curse of hell, the curse of the cursed spirit (all the cursed spirits you encounter will be extremely distrustful of you)]