Bizarre beater

Although I don't know why, but Yunhe, the second party who seems to have made his partner angry somewhere, is really a lot more honest after playing with him for two days.

Smart people have many tricks, but he is a simple person, and his spirit cannot bear so many stimulations.

Well, it's time to work again.

Yunhe, who put on new work clothes, returned to the original place, but this place is no longer the original appearance.

There is a black and white signboard above the door, which simply says "coffin shop", and a line of small characters below it says "undertake the business of carrying coffins and funerals".

There are paper-pasted white lanterns hanging on both sides, which looks like a hellish atmosphere.

As soon as Party B's Yunhe opened the door, he smelled a fragrant... wood smell.

Seeing the various types of wood prepared for him by the system, a newly appointed undertaker suddenly realized that he needed to process the raw materials to make the coffins.

In winter, sawing wood should be very warm.

he thought indifferently.

Probably because he was heartbroken by his fishing, when he was working this time, the system gave him tasks very systematically.

[Business task [-]: Since we want to operate a coffin shop, we can’t do without samples to attract customers. Please make at least one sample within today. 】

Yunhe: "What about rewards? Do you need me to teach you the principle of rewards for completing tasks?"

What he hates the most is the boss who doesn't say a word about overtime and overtime pay, but only says "XX will be paid to me by week X".

【...It won't take you that long. 】

The system was very speechless, but still gave him a reward.

[Reward Golden Phoebe X5, Odorless Paint X10]

Yunhe opened the paint in the shop and smelled it, and immediately decided to complete the task quickly.

He desperately needs odorless paint, otherwise he thinks he will be pickled if he works here for a few days.

Someone with more coffin-making knowledge in his mind used his fresh programming proficiency to quickly model and disassemble the coffin, planning what materials to use.

Usually speaking of coffins, crystal coffins, golden coffins, Kowloon coffins, coffins where vampires live, coffins where zombies live, etc. all come to mind.

Realizing that his thoughts were gradually drifting in the direction of ghosts and ghosts, Party B Yunhe took a sip of hot water to calm his shock, and then designed a sentence "No resurrection" in big blood red characters on the black coffin board.

Written in Russian, and distorted to prevent recognition.

When the coffin was halfway done, customers came to the store.

Yunhe: "I'm not surprised to see you at all, Mr. Dazai."

Osamu Dazai tilted his head: "Why, don't you welcome me? Although there was hostility before, that is already a thing of the past. What does the Lord Mei do have nothing to do with you, the coffin shop owner?"

He can be said to be very upright, and he got a kind look from the owner of the coffin shop.

"What you said is very reasonable, but I don't think hell will welcome you." The coffin shop owner reminded the seemingly healthy guests about the fact that they were all blocked by hell.

Osamu Dazai: "Because of this, it's more interesting if I go in, isn't it?"

The boss thought so, and immediately hooked up with him... Oh no, we reached an agreement.

Party B Yunhe gestured to Osamu Dazai's height and found that this person was likely to be over 1.8 meters. After maliciously speculating that the other party must have inner heightening in the shoes, he said with a straight face: "The coffin I just designed should be able to lie down. you."

Dazai: "It's not too late, send me away today."

Yunhe: "I'm so anxious, I haven't finished it yet."

Nailing is quick for him, but after painting and oiling, it usually sits for about a week.Although the system provides quick-drying materials, it is not enough to loosen the smell in one day.

Osamu Dazai said something very true: "The salary just paid today, I am not sure if it will be on me tomorrow."

He is habitually in a poor state, except for the indispensable bandage consumption and daily life, he will basically use it to buy useless but expensive things, or simply take them into the water. (So ​​Kunikida called him "a combination of demons, evil spirits and poor gods")

So he decided to use the salary he just paid to buy a coffin!

Party B Yunhe: "As expected of you."

Since all the guests asked for it, he had no reason to refuse.

Osamu Dazai enthusiastically helped him saw the wood together, sawing the edge like a dog gnawed, he chased away people in disgust, and Dazai left for the time being.

After a while, he came back with the blanket and the pillow he snatched from Ranbu.

Party B Yunhe saw his own Party A, and sighed strangely: "For you, the coffin is as warm as a long-awaited bed?"

The other party was moved and said: "My confidant!"

"Forget it." With a thankful and insensitive expression, Yunhe finished the last piece of wood and invited him to go in and experience it.

Although it is the first time to sit on this kind of thing, but thanks to his excellent modeling skills and precise operation, it looks very similar.

The bottom of the coffin was covered with a quilt that he had just gone out to collect, and the sides were white willow.

The outside has not been painted yet.

Apart from the smell of wood, it feels comfortable.

Osamu Dazai was happy to put down the pillows and lie down, and then found that the structure of the coffin was wider as it went up. In fact, the bottom was not as long as it seemed. He could not lie flat, but had to bend his legs.

He opened his mouth to say something, but Party B Yunhe interrupted him: "Stop talking, it's not about my coffin, it's because your legs are too long."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Yunhe: "I only make one a day, if you want to change it, come back tomorrow."

The person in the coffin lay down with legs bent, aggrieved, did a few sit-ups to warm up, then covered himself with a small blanket, and closed his eyes peacefully.

"There's no need to lie down so early. Schmidt's gate of hell was destroyed by that hell lord. When dusk and night meet, follow the instructions to sneak in from the nearest gate of the underworld. You come out first." , I'll do some engraving and painting."

The system's requirements for him can be said to be extremely low, as long as it looks like a coffin, it will be judged a success for him.

The person in the coffin remained motionless, with an extremely peaceful expression.

Party B Yunhe kicked the coffin, urged him, and said, "If you don't get up again, I'll go out and hug a dog and go in to lick you."

Osamu Dazai, who was still like a corpse at the last moment, did another sit-up, quickly crawled out from inside, and began to watch his work.

Because it was just a sample at first, someone was very free in the design.

Not only wrote "resurrection prohibited" on the coffin board, but also took out the digital board that had been idle for a long time, and drew the appearance of the cursed spirit all around.

Flower Yulehu Tuo Gen real person.

Exactly four.

Osamu Dazai strongly requested to draw him next to "Prohibition of Resurrection", and said that he could do it himself.

Since it was Party A who paid the money, Party B Yunhe still agreed to this bizarre request.

And when he saw that self-portrait, he said: "I have been strongly polluted by the spirit. I will tell you that this is a work-related injury."

The ingenious boss quickly completed the carving, sprayed the paint provided by the system, and spent a few hours to dry.

During the period, I played a few mobile games with Osamu Dazai, and I was satisfied with the other party's skills, and decided to use the other party as a sub-tool when necessary.

The time finally came to seven o'clock in the evening, and Mr. Dazai, who was full of food and drink, closed his eyes again.

After a busy day, the owner of the coffin shop finally had time to dress up and put on his newly bought cloak.

Party B Yunhe originally wanted to buy black ones, but the system sent him white overalls. He thought that matching white ones would be especially in line with the theme of Bai Wuchang.

Coupled with the black-haired and black-clothed Smilt, he can directly play Black and White Impermanence.

Smilt: "..."

He felt that from the very beginning, he had never received respect for the god of death.

Now he is even asked to play Hei Wuchang in other studios!

Is he shameless? ?

After some incompetent rage, Smilt summoned his three-headed hell dog, and honestly carried the coffin out with Party B Yunhe.

The Gate of the Underworld was refreshed in the middle of the big pit on Leibo Street. The bad thing is that the road is not easy to walk, but fortunately, there is no one to stop them from moving.

No one saw their strange behavior.

Apart from……

Tosi working on the balcony.

Because I was very worried about my lover's new job, I asked the other party why he hadn't come back so late, and got the answer "I will go back after finishing this job on Raibo Street".

He simply tried to see if he could see the other party here.

I saw it, but I felt that the scene was a little weird.

I saw a giant three-headed dog clearing the way in front of the team. Two invisible men with white hair and white cloak and black hair and black cloak were carrying a dark coffin with blood printed on it. There is a stereo playing festive rock songs.

Tosi took out the binoculars and took a closer look at the blood writing on the coffin.

Discovery is "prohibition of resurrection" in Russian.

he:"……"

This profession is really played by someone.

Because the dressed relatives don't recognize each other, and the death gods in hell all look the same, so Party B's Yunhe and his party went in smoothly.

On the road, there was a low-level god of death who greeted them respectfully, and asked curiously: "I know that after reaching a certain level, you can take the projection of Lord Cerberus to work, but this adult is dressed in all white...it's me. Do you not know the grade?"

Smilte, who was flattered by the compliments, suddenly realized that he was someone else's younger brother, numb his expression, nodded and said, "It's not a class you can touch, don't ask."

The other party: "Oh, oh, then I won't disturb your work."

At first glance, the coffin was sealed with an incredible person, otherwise he would not have been sent to hell with the coffin, so he had better not delay the boss's work.

Before the god of death left, he was very kind to point out the direction.

They went straight to the palace of the Lord of Hell.

It was very quiet inside, there were no guards, and the Lord of Hell was still sleeping.

Osamu Dazai opened the coffin on the spot, and sincerely suggested: "Why don't you put that one in?"

The other two said, "You are so wicked."

Then he happily put the other party into the coffin while the Lord of Hell was sleeping.

The moment the coffin was closed, Party B Yunhe heard the sound of skill activation.

[Fu Ling: The coffin you make always has some functions. The more creative the design, the easier it is to be endowed with special effects. 】

At this moment, the sound of the death knell sounded outside the door.

The whole hell was in a state of confusion, unable to understand the meaning of the notification.

What does it mean that their Lord is dead? ?

Can the god of death die again? !