Bizarre beater

Higuchi Ichiyo saw the familiar face inside and couldn't believe his eyes.

But she thought of Mr. Nakaya, whom she hadn't seen for a long time, and the shame-faced male publicist who had to follow the guest's request to meow like a cat.

And the man who looks so much like Osamu Dazai who is laughing at him.

At this moment, she had an astonishing and sinful association—is there a possibility that Mr. Chuya is not on a business trip, but was tricked into becoming a male publicist.

In order to verify her guess, she was about to go in to test the man, but she kept silent to the price of the service fee posted on the door.

Finally, I solemnly said sorry to my wallet and walked in.

When Nakahara saw Higuchi Ichiyo, he frowned on the spot, as if a cactus was placed under his buttocks. He couldn't sit still, and instantly shortened the distance between him and the guests.I looked around, but couldn't find a place to hide myself, so I turned my face away in a self-deceiving manner, pretending that I didn't know him.

Higuchi Ichiyo said blankly: "You are really Chuya-sama..."

Nakahara Chuya: "No, I'm not."

Osamu Dazai: "No, he is Nakahara Chuya of the Port Mafia."

Guest: "Mafia?!"

The panicked female guest was comforted and sent away by Osamu Dazai, leaving only Higuchi Ichiyo and Nakahara Nakaya, the former subordinates, at the moment the male publicist and his guest looked at each other awkwardly.

Nakahara Chuya: "I..."

"Stop talking! I understand!" Higuchi Ichiyo didn't know what he understood, and said sincerely, "Can you call out the store manager? I want to ask him something."

The kind-hearted Mr. Cadre didn't ask much, and called the store manager for her.

The manager read something from the anticipation and nervousness in the eyes of the customer, took her to a secluded corner where no one would eavesdrop, and poured her a cup of hot water for her to speak slowly.

Higuchi Ichiyo's heart beat faster, his face was flushed, but he spoke very clearly and neatly: "Please be sure to get Akutagawa-sama here to be a male publicist!"

Party B Yunhe: "Oh."

"But Akutagawa-sama is not allowed to receive customers other than me." Higuchi Ichiyo quickly added, pinching his wallet and said, "Even if I don't have enough money, I will definitely pay it back later!"

She thought about it carefully, and felt that with Master Akutagawa's EQ, the possibility of her being able to catch up with the other party was extremely low, so she had to seize every opportunity to get the other party's person... Oh no, let the other party understand through intimate contact first, They can not only be bosses and subordinates!

Yunhe was stunned for a while, and then said earnestly: "The last girl who talked like that in the Cowherd's shop has been tricked into going to the sea to shoot a third-grade movie."

Higuchi Ichiyo said without hesitation, "Mafia makes more money than tertiary movies."

"...All right." Party B Yunhe is no stranger to the fact that Japanese criminal law can't control criminals' money, but he didn't think about cheating the other party of money, but showed a vicious smile, "You don't need to come out." For money other than service consumption, I just need a little help from you."

The cowherd has grown so much, it's time for some guests.

He was worried that there was no reason to invite some familiar women to come over for consumption (in any case, it is very strange for the owner of the Cowherd shop to recommend his own shop to the lady).

Miss Higuchi, who can sell her soul for Akutagawa, agreed without hesitation.

She would bring Ozaki Momiji over, and then quietly tell the people at the detective agency that their core members are working as cowherds outside.

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This is the 27th day that Akutagawa Ryunosuke has not seen Osamu Dazai.

He originally thought that he would get rid of his weak physique and become more outstanding, and that he might be able to get a word or two of gratifying approval and concern from Mr. Dazai in the New Year (he would never have such an illusion before, and at this time, I would like to thank the detective agency Human touch brought to each other).

As a result, he didn't even see Dazai Osamu, and even sneaked into the police station to check the life-saving archives. He didn't see the other party's name for nearly ten days.

Then I quietly went to the detective agency to take a look, but the other party was still on annual leave!

If this vacation continues, the first ten days of January will be over!

In order to find the missing Mr. Dazai in Yokohama, Akutagawa taught himself the necessary skills for detectives, took on tasks from various districts, and conducted a blanket search, but he couldn't find him, not even Renhu.

He: "As expected of Mr. Dazai! And Renhu had better not be with Mr. Dazai."

His most trusted assistant, Ms. Higuchi: "In other words, is there a possibility that Mr. Dazai is not actually in Yokohama, but somewhere else."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke's eyes turned into peas, and the background was clouded, obviously stunned.

He: "Where will Mr. Dazai be? Meursault?"

Regarding his meaningful association, Higuchi Ichiyo was also taken aback for a moment, and said: "Actually, it is like this, I think... No, I received a report that there was a store in Tokyo where both Mr. Katochuya and Osamu Dazai appeared at the same time." People who look very similar."

Akutagawa: "Then they must be them. Take me there immediately to see Dazai... and find Chuya-sama."

The honest and hard-headed Akutagawa easily believed his subordinates, and got into the black car of Higuchi Ichiyo and went to Tokyo.

Kabukicho Street.

Akutagawa: "Mr. Dazai is absolutely impossible to be here!"

Then when he arrived at the "Zhengjing Cowherd's Shop", he opened the car door and walked straight in.

In his sight, Mr. Dazai, who was pressed by the store manager on the cat's paw sofa, was wearing a gentlemanly and exquisite suit, but he was wearing black cat ears with white fluff on his head, and a black cat's tail slipped quietly from between the vest and the coat. lean out.

Mr. Dazai's complexion is not very good-looking, like a little black cat who has a temper with others, even if the nape of the neck is pinned, he refuses to look at the door, instead he goes to provoke the same stinky, orange cat not far away. Ya-sama, Nakaya-sama scolded Mr. Dazai a few words, but because the store manager was present, he didn't do anything.

It reminds people of their bad relationship, but they trust each other's partner time.

heaven.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa had this evil thought in an instant.

But he quickly spurned himself again, walked in with a sense of mission, and said to the store manager: "How much will it cost before you are willing to let Mr. Dazai and Lord Chuya go."

He is just a brain, not without a brain, and he understands very clearly that he is temporarily unable to defeat the enemy in front of him to save Mr. Dazai.

If it was possible, so many people would not be caught here.

Party B Yunhe: "Looking at what you said, it's like I'm a human trafficker."

Other people in the store: "No need to look like it, you are."

Store Manager: "Tsk. Then you answer my question first."

Akutagawa looked at him vigilantly: "I know you and Majin are lovers, and I tell you seriously, I will not reveal the secrets of the organization."

"Admirable loyalty." Yunhe pretended to regret, and changed a question that sounded insignificant, "What kind of sack do you like?"

Honestly Akutagawa: "It's filled with all kinds of daily necessities...it's best to have a few pieces of sweet chocolate."

A sack was pulled over his head, and pieces of sweet chocolate poured out of it and landed at his feet.

The evil store manager who captured him sat on the sofa and lamented hypocritically: "It's really fate. The customer who wanted to redeem the male publicist in my store at the last moment has become a new employee in the store at this moment."

Some daring people made the sound of "yue".

Party B's Yunhe turned his head sharply, only to see that they were playing their roles devotedly, as if they didn't pay attention to this side at all.

He coughed twice, and those people looked at him with concern again.

"Master, are you hypocritical?"

"Cold? Viral flu? Pneumonia?"

"Should I call 119 or 110?"

……

These people spread rumors, and soon the guy who received the guests in the private room also ran out to join in the fun.

"What?! Manager, you are finally dying and need to buy a tomb through your relationship? I can contact you right now."

The store manager, who is healthy and has nothing to do, showed a beautiful and generous smile: "The store is equipped with all-round surveillance. I think it's time to put up some posters and sell peripherals in the store."

These people simply don't understand how conscientious he is!

When Feng Jingye told him how much money he could earn by selling merchandise and secretly photographed photo albums, he didn't waver. He just silently edited the surveillance video in the store, but he never took action.

Them: "Is there anything we can do for you?"

The manager of the Cowboy's shop, who had been responding to everyone's response, sat in a very dignified manner, raised his chin and said, "Here, newcomer, dress him up and change into work clothes."

The XP of the system is somewhat perverted, and each issue is weirder than the last, and each item is a new lower limit.

For example, Akutagawa's set.

It imitates a black and white lop-eared rabbit, with a white sweater inside and fur with black stripes on a white background, and a tail that looks short but can be stretched like a rabbit.

In the store where you can't use your ability to fight, and you prepare clothes without fabric, it's obvious that you want to make someone feel insecure.

Other guys with more perverted physiques than vampires went up together, and almost didn't hold him down.

[This is big data statistics and calculations, and has nothing to do with my aesthetics. 】

The system clarified for itself.

Party B Yunhe doesn't care about its clarification.

Because the pervert can't be the store manager, it can only be the store manager's boss.

After a lot of tossing, the new male publicist finally changed into his work clothes and came out amidst the tugging of the crowd.

Pulling his main force, Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help showing a happy smile: "I really didn't expect that you, Akutagawa, will have this day too."

Akutagawa refused to show his fear in front of his old enemy, and said eccentrically, "I'm not surprised that you put away your fangs and claws here, and please women like a kitten."

Atsushi Nakajima sneered: "What are you so arrogant about, Mr. Rabbit?"

With excitement, Higuchi Kazuyo readily paid the nomination fee, and said at the moment Akutagawa showed up with his acting skills: "Since there is no redemption project here, in order to prevent Mr. Akutagawa from falling into the hands of other women, I have to let him I'm here to hire him!"

Akutagawa: =. =