Bizarre beater

Although you don't need to think about it, you know that this is Wujo Satoru's new prank, but Nanami Jianren still intends to go.

Since he had to find someone to go back and share his workload, it was not a good sign to have so much overtime in the first month of the year.

So he went with a knife.

For this kind of boring childish ghost, you have to give the opponent a hard punch.

The blonde, mixed-race and beautiful office worker is undoubtedly the type that customs girls like.

So on the way Qihai Jianren arrived at Zhengjing Niulang's shop, he was boldly pulled and frivolous by several women. Because he had never seen such a scene, he didn't take precautions in time, and even got lipstick marks on his cheeks.

After finally breaking away from the crowd, he looked not far away while arranging his clothes.

I was shocked to find that the man dressed as a fox demon standing in front of a certain store was very similar to one of his peers.

He glanced down at the location, then raised his head to look at the other party.

Jianren Qihai never felt disbelief in Wujo Wu's behavior of breaking the lower limit (Gojo Wu: meow meow?), so he took a step back and planned to run away immediately.

It's just overtime, he can do it.

However, he has come here, so naturally there is no possibility of escape.

Party B Yunhe and Wutiao Wu rushed out from a certain corner, tugging at him more enthusiastically than the seductive girl Qihai met just now.

Yunhe: "It's all here, let's go in and play."

Gojo Satoru: "We are all free! Jie is also free! And knotweed!"

Jianren Qihai reprimanded them loudly: "Please don't use a cheerful tone to say that this kind of beast is inferior!"

Then he was dragged in without any resistance.

Inside, the knotweed Youruhito greeted him cheerfully as if nothing had happened: "Nana Ming! You're finally here too!"

Qihai: "...I shouldn't have come, and please don't use the word 'finally'."

This place is simply a fairy cave in Pansi Cave, full of male fairies.

Now I really regret that I came to such a ghost place because I didn't want to work overtime.

Party B Yunhe started entertaining guests with the old-fashioned free milk tea again, trying to relieve the other party's depression of being captured: "Really, don't be afraid, we called you here, just want to find you for free."

Jianren Qihai: "Usually people who say this say that they have to charge a high price for drinks. I don't drink such sweet things, but I must pour them into the toilet and don't give them to Gojo Satoru."

Gojo Satoru snatched the milk tea sadly and hurt, and drank a cup: "How dare you treat your senior like this, Nana Ming, is it true that society has taught you to be ruthless?"

"Don't call me Nana Ming, and it's wrong to tolerate someone like you." Qihai glanced around and saw the four students of Gojo Wu, "Forget about the knotweed stick, why bring Huijun and Yigu, Even girls?"

Nagasaki Yarose shook the low-alcohol drink in her hand: "No, I'm a guest."

He took out his mobile phone and wanted to call the police, saying that this place actually accepts underage girls, but Yunhe, the second party, held his hand and said, "Don't call the police, there are already three policemen here."

Qihai Jianren is not very familiar with Party B Yunhe, but he has heard a little about the other party taking Xia Youjie to burn the Xing Xing Palace, and feeding Master Tianyuan to Xia Youjie (Yunhe: meow?) Yes, now that we've met, I think this person might be even more outrageous than Gojo Satoru.

Tired, let the world be destroyed directly, he doesn't want to live among this group of people, and has to work all kinds of overtime.

"So what on earth are you calling me for?" he said indifferently.

Party B Yunhe held a menu and smiled softly: "Don't you think you have been persecuted by Gojo Satoru for a long time, and want to take this opportunity to let you relax?"

The blond looked at him suspiciously, then looked around again, and found a young man who also had a sense of community, facing the world with an expression of "It took me eight lifetimes of bad luck to suffer this crime".

He found it difficult to relax.

Yunhe emphasized: "Really! When Nizi comes, we can say yes!"

Qihai thought of the last time when he went to the school infirmary to ask Glass if he had seen Wujo Wuxia Youjie Wutiao's elders, Jiaru Glass shook his head without hesitation, and said indifferently that he had been working overtime and had no time to see the uninjured people .

He felt that the world might be more complicated than he imagined.

There is no longer any trust between people.

Yunhe continued to sell enthusiastically: "As long as you order, you can get service! There are notes on the menu, and there is no deception."

Customers also understand that if they don't consume today, it will be difficult to leave the store, so they finally took the menu and looked at the items on it.

It's not as expensive as expected, and it's about 5.00% higher than the service fee outside, but the service content is very attractive.

For example, if you buy a cat's claw and fruit, you can touch the paw of any cat in the store (except Wujo Satoru's), which is a limited hit item.

There is also a project suitable for gambling on dogs (probability of being manipulated behind the scenes) by buying a copy of Xijiufu for Gojo Satoru with a certain probability to shake his hand.

The service of the luxurious champagne tower is even more impressive.

But as an ordinary conjurer who needs to save money to buy magic tools, Jianren Qihai doesn't plan to choose too expensive ones.

In the expensive project related to Wujo Wu, he chose "buy a gift pack of snacks and give Wujo Wu as a gift, and there is a 30.00% probability of getting Wujo Wu's substitute service".

Party B Yunhe took out the turntable and handed it to him.

The European spirit attached to Qihai Jianren's Danish ancestry successfully made him win the lottery once.

Gojo Satoru was holding the big gift bag tied with red flowers, and looked at him expectantly: "Tell me, who do you want me to hit?"

Jianren Qihai: "Please bang your head against the wall hard to vent the resentment I have felt towards you for so long."

Wutiaowu: "..."

The enthusiastic store manager pointed to the wall facing the street and said: "That wall is not broken, you can go there boldly."

Gojo Satoru went over and knocked the wall down, and came back with an unrecognizable pace with nothing happened on his face, and fell into the sofa all at once, buried his face in the big fluffy tail, and didn't get up for a long time.

The broken wall also repaired itself.

The guest who suspected that he was cheated of money looked at him suspiciously, but gave up anyway, not wanting to spend more money on this expensive man.

Party B Yunhe, who has achieved the purpose of swiping the bill (?), smiled even more gently: "There is still a project that can reasonably not work overtime, work seven hours a day, and fish for four hours, with a guaranteed salary of 60 yuan per day. Room and board included, are you interested?"

Jianren Qihai was shamefully moved, but in the end his integrity overcame his desire, and he planned to stand up and run.

However, if they could escape, there wouldn't be so many people in this store.

The store manager of Xitian's new employee sat on the sofa with his legs crossed. Although he had white hair and a heavy cloak, he had no sense of immortality. He raised his face and asked, "Whose turn is it next?"

Gojo Satoru, who had passed out, sat up in an instant: "The supernatural being over there."

Tiaoye Caiju: "Our team is already here, and there is still one who cannot be contacted."

Mori Ogai: "Momiji has come, and the Armed Detective Agency."

Osamu Dazai: "Almost all the members of our detective agency are here, why don't you ask Mr. Gogol, who is a man of all ages, to contact one of them."

Compared with them, who were quite companions, Gogol immediately agreed: "Yes, I will call someone over."

Sigma, who was delivering couriers and taking the opportunity to gather information, saw the address sent by Gogol:?

Sigma forwarded this message to Toth very carefully.

And Tuo Si, who was working at a critical juncture, saw this address:?

In all fairness, Tosi didn't want Sigma, the five evils of heaven and man, to be the last one to work besides him (Blame called the police and took him away after he regained his freedom. He is currently autistic in Meursault like Verlaine, or in other words, sleep in happiness) also take it in.

But first rule out the possibility that Party B Yunhe wanted to harm him.

Secondly, focus on Osamu Dazai and Gogol.

Although Yokohama would not be unable to operate without those supernatural beings, after all, it did not prevent those people from contacting the outside world.

But there must be loopholes for him too, so he speeds up his plan (thankfully, his lover finally does something to support him).

Osamu Dazai is testing his movements, and Gogol is playing.

So the best choice at the moment is to let Sigma play with them in the past, and he can move a little more quickly.

Mr. Tosi deeply suspects that some people are recharging their energy and making them stay up all night to hurt their health.

But it is impossible not to work without work.

So, he asked Sigma to send his mate a bouquet of flowers.

A bouquet of champagne roses.

The store manager who received the flowers looked dignified and gentle: "Why are you wearing the courier's clothes?"

Sigma: "Recently working as a courier."

This is the inspiration that Tuosi got from Party B Yunhe.

Under normal circumstances, the person who receives the courier will not feel anything about the courier.

The most I want to know is who bought the courier for me, and the more sensitive one is whether the courier is a threat.

Sigma is just a powerless and non-aggressive intelligence officer, so what threat can he pose?

Osamu Dazai sneered: "He is quite calculating."

"Don't say such disappointing things in my site. Come, Sigma sit here." Party B Yunhe patted the seat beside him, signaling the new guest to sit down.

Sigma wanted to stay away from the vacant throne, but Gogol suddenly appeared behind him, pushed him, and he fell directly on the sofa, and others reached out to help him sit up.

When he was very nervous, a menu was stuffed into his hand.

Sigma glanced at the price above, and after working so hard to deliver the courier for a month, he might only be able to spend it here once, showing an indifferent expression: "I'm not interested in this kind of project."

Party B Yunhe: "Then what kind of sack do you like?"

Sigma replied honestly: "Get into the sack that can reach the express recipient."

In order to obtain information, he really delivered the courier for a long time, and he was a little numb. It can be said that he was very envious of Party B Yunhe's previous arbitrary door.

After a while, he sat numbly on the sofa, and heard the object of his former boss, the current boss said in a comforting tone: "Okay, now there is no need to deliver the courier."

Sigma twitched the corners of his mouth: "What's the difference between you and comforting abducted children that they don't have to go to school now?"

In order not to startle the scene, no new guests were invited today, and everyone spent the boss's money on drinks and snacks together, and warmly celebrated the fact that more and more people joined their big family.