The male god was tricked by me again today

Both Atobe and Yukimura had an accident at the same time and place.

Mitsui Yui rushed to the lounge to inquire about the situation while still holding the juice he hadn't swallowed in the morning when he got the news.

Yukimura was lying on the sofa, and Akashi kindly asked someone to draw a curtain for him to cover up his little embarrassment.

Atobe, on the other hand, was sitting upright on the sofa on the other side, wearing a straight suit, arms crossed, and expressionless.

On the way here, she heard from the servant that Yukimura accidentally fell on a cactus when he got up at night, and his buttocks and thighs were injured.

Getting stabbed in the butt by a cactus is scary when you think about it. The key is that the pot of cactus is said to have been raised for many years. The thorns are not as hard as usual, and because Yukimura fell and sat on it, I don’t know if it hurts other parts. .

As for Atobe, the time was too short for the servant to say anything... Mitsui Yui stared at Atobe carefully twice, but he didn't see anything wrong with him.

Because I saw him sitting, I couldn't help thinking about his legs and feet: "Are you sprained?"

Trace Department did not say a word.

It seems not, Yui Mitsui continued to guess: "Is your leg injured?"

Atobu didn't say a word.

Yui Mitsui: "Could it be that you twisted your waist too much in the bath?"

Atobu remained silent.

Yui Mitsui frowned and asked, "What's going on? Tell me."

Atobe shook his head, but remained silent.

He was also helpless.

As long as she opens her mouth, her mouth and nose will be crooked, making her ugly.That's why he kept silent in order to maintain his noble image.

"Facial neuritis, also known as facial paralysis, is mainly characterized by motor dysfunction of the facial expression muscles. There are many pathogenic factors." Akashi explained to Mitsui while handing Atobe a small mirror, "When he fell asleep last night , someone put a fan next to his bed, I guess that's the main reason. He's not in the right condition to talk about."

... Isn't this just facial paralysis?

Mitsui Yui himself also experienced facial paralysis.When she was in high school, she was greedy for the cold, blowing the sea breeze all night, and when she got up to eat noodles in the morning, she found that she couldn't suck the noodles into her mouth. Only when she looked in the mirror did she find that her mouth and nose were crooked, her expression was weird, and her speech was slurred.

Fortunately, she usually has no expression, so others don't think it's strange that she has no expression.After a week of treatment, she was finally able to flexibly raise her eyebrows and nose.

...Speaking of which, Xiandao Zhang is a good hand at treating facial paralysis, and he is also very good at pulling out fish bones, so pulling out cactus thorns should not be a problem.

Yui Mitsui said to Akashi: "I know a very good doctor who is very capable in treating these strange minor ailments. It just so happens that his hospital is also nearby."

Akashi originally wanted to contact his family's doctor in Kyoto, but when he heard Yui Mitsui say this, he thought it would be better to deal with these problems as soon as possible, so he nodded and said, "Let's send them to the hospital as soon as possible, the problems of Atobe and Yukimura Neither can be delayed."

Although it is not a serious illness, these two problems are too destructive.One was hurt on the face and the other was hurt on the butt.

Atobe can still sit in the car by himself, just to prevent himself from opening his mouth uncontrollably at all times, lest dripping saliva be regarded as mentally handicapped.Yukimura was even more miserable. He almost got into the car with the help of a maid. He couldn't sit down and had to lie on the back seat.He buried his face in his arms, thinking that next time he must not sleep like Baishi's regimen on a whim and only wear underwear, he didn't know that he would encounter a hidden weapon while sleepwalking!

When it hit it, it was so painful that I couldn't bear to think about the pain at that moment.

Compared to sitting on the durian and being bitten by Yui Mitsui before, those are nothing.

The cactus thorns were still sticking to the skin not covered by his underwear. It was painful and itchy, and it was already red and swollen.

The dick in front was also pressed, although the thorn did not go in because of the underwear blocking it, but it was still very painful.

Did he have a fight with his butt during this period of time... The buttocks are ill-fated.

Is he shameless? !

Where is there any time and energy to feel the sadness of the first love that is about to pass away?

As long as people are healthy and healthy.

Those who are in love are all floating clouds.

Now he just hopes that his butt will get better soon, and he won't have to lie miserably on the back seat of the car anymore.

Entering the Children's Hospital in Xiandao again, Atobe refused in his heart.

Who is Xian Daozhang?

——The first Buddhist doctor in Japan.

Actually allowing Yui Mitsui, who has no doctor's license and is not a medical student, to help him with injections. Although thinking about it now, this incident also promoted the development of the relationship between the two, but from another perspective, it is quite scary.

Are you not afraid to call him out?

Is it really okay to let this kind of doctor treat his face?Don't cause irreparable damage to his beauty!

But looking at the expression on Mitsui's only face, "Senior Xiandao is the number one genius doctor in the world", and Mitsui Yui's statement that he had also suffered from facial paralysis before, it was Xiandao who cured her. With her example, he can only choose to believe .

There were almost no children in the clinic in summer, and Xiandao was enjoying his leisure. He was about to pick up his fishing rod and close the door to go fishing by the sea, when he saw a stretched Lincoln lying across the door of his clinic.

"...It seems that today's sea fishing plan has failed again."

Xiandao rubbed his chin with a look of lovelessness.

He treated Yukimura behind the curtain first, and picked out the visible thorns with tweezers. The invisible thorns were first pasted repeatedly with medical tape, and then coated with anti-inflammatory ointment. The kid took the thorns from the cactus, but it’s the first time I got the thorns on the buttocks. It seems that your three legs are a little bit affected. What happened? Did you quarrel with your girlfriend and you were pushed on the flower pot?”

Yukimura: "..."

Akashi & Yui Mitsui: "..."

After dealing with Yukimura's injury, Xiandao asked him to rest on his stomach first, let the ointment rest for absorption, and then walked out from behind the curtain to diagnose the wound.

Xiandao: "Raise your eyebrows."

Atobe: "..."

Xiandao: "Choose one."

Atobe: "..."

Xiandao: "Stare."

Atobe: "..."

Xiandao: "Blow your beard."

Atobe: "..."

Atobe tried his best to cooperate with Xiandao's password to make corresponding actions, but the effect was quite low.He is also not used to being pinched and rubbed by the same sex.

Turning his head to look at Yui Mitsui, who was looking at him worriedly, and asked, "Senior Xiandao, is he okay?"

Xiandao shook his head: "The situation is a bit serious, he can't even make simple facial expressions."

"what?"

"But it doesn't matter, it can be cured." Xiandao let go of Atobe's face, turned around and took out a box from the desk drawer at the back, "I will definitely cure it."

"That's good." Yui Mitsui breathed a sigh of relief, and when he saw the thing in Xiandao's hand, his heart that had just let go hung again, "What are you?"

"Needle." Xiandao took out one and inserted it into Atobe's head, but Atobe raised his hand to block it.

Although Atobe couldn't speak, and couldn't stare, but there was a cold light in his pupils.

Mitsui Yui asked: "When I had this symptom before, didn't you just rub my face and massage me? Are you going to use acupuncture on him?"

Xiandao nodded and said: "His situation is quite special, you can just massage it, he still needs a few needles. Besides, he is so calm now, he should not faint."

Atobe has a slight fear of needle points, but he doesn't want others to know because of face.

He has only read about acupuncture and moxibustion in books introducing Chinese culture, and he has no idea about practicing it on himself.

... It's hard to get off a tiger, which is probably the current situation.

"It's okay, there will be no problem."

Mitsui Yui bowed to Xiandao, and said seriously, "Senior Xiandao, my family, Jingwu, please."

The phrase "my family Jingwu" was like a reassurance pill, and it immediately made Atobe feel at ease.

All the previous anxiety and tension, including the fear of needles, disappeared in an instant.

There was a deep smile on the corner of Xiandao's mouth: "Of course, I am a professional doctor with a medical license."

The acupuncture process seemed cruel at first glance, but when the first needle was inserted, the pain Atobu imagined did not come, but a feeling of soreness and swelling. After a few needles were dropped, it was actually a little comfortable.

It can be seen that although Xiandao is young, his acupuncture skills are already superb.

Runs a small but well-equipped children's hospital. From minor ailments such as fever and cough, to minor operations such as tooth extraction and filling, including simple emergency care, he can even do acupuncture and cupping. It can be seen that he is indeed a talent.

Xiandao has always given people an image of retiring from the world and being idle, but as long as he takes over the work, there is nothing he does badly.

Hisashi Mitsui regretted that Xiandao rejected Fukasawa Sports University's invitation back then, and said lightly: "I don't know how to play professional basketball, I'm just an amateur."

He likes to find happiness and passion from basketball, but he does not take basketball as his lifelong goal.

When Mitsui Shou knew that Xiandao became a doctor, he also complained to Mitsui Yui: "That guy can be a doctor, can he? Don't put people to death."

Mitsui Yui looked at Xiandao who was concentrating on giving Atobe the needle, and said in his heart: "Brother, Xiandao-senpai is an excellent doctor."

Xiandao is extremely afraid of heat, the air conditioner in the room is turned on very low, it is still frost-resistant for boys, but he is not so friendly to Yui Mitsui who is wearing a short skirt.

Akashi, who had been accompanying him all the time, noticed that she was afraid of the cold, so he took off his coat and handed it to Yui Mitsui to cover her lap.

This movement was very natural and skillful, Atobe felt a little strange, and always felt that it was not the first time that Akashi was so considerate to her.

……

After getting the needles, Atobe was asked to rest in bed for half a day, and next to the bed lay Yukimura waiting for the ointment to fuse.

The two looked at each other silently, and looked away again - they couldn't laugh at each other, because they didn't have much qualifications to make fun of each other, one hurt his butt, and the other couldn't even open his mouth crookedly.

When it was time for dinner, Akashi wanted to order his servants to bring food over, but thinking that Yui Mitsui was a little cold after sitting in the air conditioner for a long time, he said, "Mitsui, let's go out to eat, and then bring some back to Yukimura and the others."

Mitsui, who wanted to bask in the sun, could only ask for it: "Okay."

Xiandao, who wanted to make soy sauce but picked up two patients by accident, also interjected, "Bring me an eel rice and a bottle of Itoen green tea too, and it will be used to offset today's medical expenses."

"How is this possible, Senior Xiandao—"

Although I know that Xiandao has a perverse personality and often has unexpected behaviors, but lying on his bed is a professional tennis player with a huge bonus and countless endorsement fees and the young master of the Atobe Foundation. He also freed these two rich people indiscriminately.

Xiandao waved his hand: "Go, I want to read a book."

The weather in June is not very hot, the sun is shining on the body, as if a weightless blanket wraps the body, which is warm and gentle.

Especially for Yui Mitsui who was freed from the air-conditioning.

Akashi walked side by side with her on the quiet street at noon and asked her, "Is it better now?"

"It's not cold anymore, it's more comfortable to go out for a walk."

"Aren't you used to turning on the air conditioner?"

"Well. My dad is an environmentalist. He rarely turns on the air conditioner for me. He only tells me that it's cool to be calm."

"and after?"

"Later, I became more afraid of the cold, but I could bear it."

Akashi stopped in his tracks and looked at her with some amusement: "What are you enduring? Wear clothes when it's cold, and remember to put a coat in your bag from now on."

Yui Mitsui was still holding his thin coat in his hand. He didn't use perfume very much, so there was no obvious perfume smell like Atobe's on the clothes, and some only had a faint smell of washing powder, which looked extremely clean.

"That's what he said."

When choosing a dining place, Akashi is also different from Atobe. He doesn't like luxury and high-end cuisine. Instead, he has a soft spot for Japanese home cooking, so he chose an ordinary Japanese restaurant.

The owner is a chubby middle-aged lady who looks a bit like the mother in the anime "Chibi Maruko-chan", and the waiter is only an old gentleman.

There were only a few customers in the store, all of them were devoting themselves to eating hard, but it was impossible to tell from their expressions whether the food here was bad or delicious.

But what really attracted Yui Mitsui was the vending machine next to the front desk. Instead of drinks, snacks and daily necessities, they sold envelopes one by one.

Even the envelopes are folded from old newspapers.

"Shopkeeper, are the items in this vending machine handmade envelopes?"

The shop owner said: "This is an envelope, but it's not for sale. It's to let everyone pay attention to the elderly with limited mobility in remote areas. When people buy an envelope here, the money they pay will be donated to an old man. In return, the old man wrote a card in the envelope with his life advice to others."

Yui Mitsui felt a little touched, took out the money and put it into the vending machine, and bought an envelope.

She opened it carefully, and there was a note inside, which was written on the back of the convenience store receipt.

[When I was young, I was not smart, and my mother often told me that the stupid bird would fly first.But I didn't understand until I was very old, how can a stupid bird fly first?It doesn't even know the direction.So the stupid bird must wait for the other birds to fly, and then follow their trajectories to conclude the best direction.Young people, your life can be confused, but you must have a plan. 】

Very interesting and novel quotations, it can be seen that it was written by an optimistic old man, but due to carelessness, several typos were written in just a few sentences.

Akashi also bought an envelope.

The card inside reads: [Emperor Akihito will abdicate next year.If there is someone by your side to accompany you at this moment, give him a hug.Because this is the last summer of the Heisei era. 】

"..." What the hell is this?Akashi refused Mitsui Yui's request to exchange the reading cards, folded the envelope and put it in his pocket.

The two ordered one serving of yudofu, one serving of rice cake soup and two servings of Akita rice balls at the Japanese grocery store.

When it was served, Akashi, who had some small expectations, wanted to return the product on the spot.

Seeing Akashi's frown, Yui Mitsui asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"Not authentic."

"Hush, keep your voice down, the store will hear you."

"Why is there wakame in yudofu!"

"Probably for nutritional supplements." Yui Mitsui asked, "You don't like wakame?"

"Yeah. I don't like it, I find it hard to eat." Red Ginger doesn't like it either.

Mitsui Yui smiled: "Then let me eat it for you."

Akashi narrowed his eyes and said, "Okay, thank you."

He understood and helped him eat it, picking out the wakame and eating it.

Although wakame is annoying, it will not affect the taste of the soup itself, so after picking it out, I believe that tofu is still delicious.

In his vague anticipation, Mitsui Yui picked up his soup tofu bowl, and ate up the entire bowl with lightning speed.

Akashi: "..." I was fooled, I was fooled!

Why not pick out the wakame for him, but eat all of his stuff?

Yui Mitsui licked his lips contentedly: "It tastes very good, I didn't expect you to find wakame unpalatable."

The sunlight fell on her hair through the uncleanly wiped glass, and the original navy blue hair color had a soft luster, and the smile at the corner of her mouth deepened.

She didn't have time to put on makeup today, she didn't draw her eyebrows, put on lipstick, or put on powder, as if... Gradually overlapped with the first time he saw her.

Akashi grabbed a rice ball, remembering how she was bullied at the seaside.

It was also summer at that time, and it was such a good weather, and the sun was so warm.

... She is also like this at this moment, smiling like a vicious dog.

The author has something to say

The cactus that hurt Yukimura was given to Iwasaki Kukai by Fuji a few years ago (as written in the previous article).

Jiuhai likes cactus very much, and puts it in the corridor next to Yukimura's room to bask in the sun (facing south).

The story of Yukimura’s sleepwalking was mentioned in Shinwangwang, but he has always been very sleepwalking, even sleepwalking. This time he slipped while sleepwalking, tripped over a cactus and fell on it—but he will never You will know that this is the only cactus.