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Today is the day of great joy for Nazitong, the Empress of the Southern Desolation Heavenly Emperor, who is to be empress Yuan Jun, the chef of the Internal Affairs Office of the Jiuchongtian Imperial Dining Room.Although the position under the jurisdiction of this Yuanjun is not brilliant, it is a position coveted by all the immortals in the Southern Wilderness, so his rank is extremely respected, and his incense is very prosperous.Adored and loved.In addition, everyone has often heard that this Yuanjun is a female Yuanjun, and she is also a female Yuanjun with extraordinary appearance, law, appearance, and appearance.Everyone agrees that this is really a couple made in heaven.The wedding invitations are scattered all over the six realms, and the whole world celebrates together.

In fact, objectively speaking, everyone's opinion is correct, this is indeed a match made in heaven.It's just that it doesn't matter if everyone thinks this way, because God's will doesn't think so, maybe they feel that the two of them are overjoyed, or maybe they think it's too early for the Emperor of the Southern Wilderness to be crowned queen at this time, so they specially arrange it on the wedding day. In the future, the queen will disappear, so he will not be able to become a queen.

On the wedding day, 36 golden crows and 72 red phoenixes descended on the House of Internal Affairs, and carried Yuan Jun, who was eating food, to the Lingxiao Palace. It was empty, and the Future Empress, who was sitting comfortably in the coquettish center, was missing. The Nanhuang Emperor froze with a wonderful smile on his face.

This is really a big embarrassing news, which spread across the three realms and six realms in an instant. The gods of the immortal family talked about it with great interest, and there were different opinions, and countless reasons were derived in an instant.

Some people say that Mr. Shanxian Yuan has already fallen in love with others, and was forced by the authority of the Southern Wilderness Emperor to marry. After half of the marriage, he regretted it and then slipped away halfway; some people said that maybe the two were in love Xiangyue, it's just that Mr. Shanxiang Yuan suddenly found out that Emperor Nanhuang was disabled and humanely incapable of doing so. In fact, Jun is a mirror grinder, a strange woman who rejects men and prefers women to women. Although it is unkind to run away from marriage halfway, she has to run away because she really can't feel wronged... It's unbelievable.

Although there are thousands of reasons, let alone the cause and effect, this scandal is really a great shame to a generation of heavenly monarchs.The Emperor of the Southern Wilderness was furious, and immediately sent the sixteen immortal attendants who carried the sedan chair but lost the future queen to Duanxiantai, and issued an order to hunt down the gods, asking the immortals of the Southern Wilderness to search all three realms and six realms, and they must find them within a hundred years. There must be no mistake in returning to the meal to serve Yuanjun.If there is a mistake, overdue delay or something, all the immortals in the Southern Wilderness will be severely punished.

As a result, the immortals in the Southern Wilderness began to complain, complaining in their hearts, and it was naturally the two parties who complained.

Complaining that it is not rational to feed Lord Yuan, no matter what the reason is, he escaped from the marriage in front of the gods of the Southern Wilderness, and the one who escaped was the marriage of Tianjun.

Second, I complain that Emperor Nanhuang is not wise enough. You say that you are a generation of heavenly monarchs, why is your charm so poor?It's okay to be poor in charm, but also very poor in ability, and I can't even look down on my future queen.You can barely accept your poor ability. The most speechless thing is that your intelligence is as bad as the previous two. If you lose your diva, you will lose it, and it is not lost by everyone. The most urgent thing is to investigate the truth immediately. to others

The immortals were indignant, but because of the power of the heavenly king, they had to give in. They sighed and received the order, and went to find someone.

A happy event that was celebrated by the whole world turned into an embarrassing event that the whole world complained about, and everyone was very unlucky.Although everyone has been so unlucky, the most unlucky one is still a mere little one.

Different from the emperor in the mortal world, after the establishment of the emperor, he needs to be accompanied by imperial guards, who are used to deal with all kinds of emergencies during the marriage, and to run errands for the emperor.Of course, the most important thing is to be a supporting green leaf, and do your best to wait by Tianjun's side.

Since it is a foil, the candidate must be suitable.As the Imperial Guard of the Southern Desolation Heavenly Emperor, the seat and appearance must be outstanding, so that he is worthy of standing with the Heavenly Lord.But the appearance of the seat should not be too outstanding, otherwise it is difficult to guarantee that the demeanor of Tianjun will not be suppressed, so that the contrasting effect will not be achieved, and it will be embarrassing to go against it.

There are actually quite a lot of suitable candidates, but the most suitable candidate is none other than the God of Sangmen who has just ascended to the throne but has worked hard.

It sounds very strange that the mourning door god came to act as an imperial guard.Although auspiciousness is just a mortal saying, the priests do not interfere with each other, and no one can influence anyone.However, there is actually no deep meaning to this move.

The title of Sangmen God is really not flattering, but another title is very pleasant, called the God of the Year.

The god of age is different from ordinary gods, so how to be different from ordinary laws has to start with people's hearts.Ordinary people have ulterior motives and often have enmity.However, many times there is a feud but due to various reasons, it is impossible to take revenge, so I have to have fun in my heart, cursing and cursing in secret. , Then they showed their supernatural power and made their wishes come true.Because if ordinary people are not angry in their hearts, there must be a reason for the incident, and they cannot speak out about their suffering.When the God of the Years appears, it is not only to obey the destiny, but also to avenge people's grievances.Mortals can't avenge their hatred, so the God of Years avenges them. Naturally, there are many believers and incense, and he is the most famous one among the gods.With him, there is the saying that good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the way of heaven is good for reincarnation.

Of course, because the mourning door god is the god of disaster, it will be bad luck to care for anyone, so there are no palaces and temples, and the word of mouth is also praised less than criticized.Sui Shen is notorious for doing the way of heaven, so naturally he has worked hard and made great achievements.

To sum up, there is no more suitable candidate to be a royal officer than Suishen.

Alas, this unlucky imperial guard, also known as the legendary Zangmen God, is nothing but Xiaoke.

At that time, Emperor Nanhuang held the Lingxiao Court Meeting, and specifically named me by name.The other gods of the immortal family stood in their usual places, but I was the only one standing in the middle as if sitting on pins and needles, with all the attention, it was really tormented.

The Tianjun on the dragon chair was particularly angry, but still majestic.Sitting upright, dignified.As if afraid that people would not hear what he said, he raised his voice and shouted loudly: "Sui God, you are guilty!"

I rolled my eyes, really not knowing how to answer this difficult question.This time, he was naturally angry because of the future queen hero who escaped marriage halfway.But it is reasonable to say that this matter is not special to others, and it is no wonder to me.You need to know that I have no interaction with Shanxiang, and I haven't met a few times. I don't know why she escaped from marriage, why she escaped from marriage, and where she finally escaped. She is also one of the out-and-out victims. What is the crime? ?

But since Longyan slapped the table in a rage and asked me if I knew I was guilty, most likely he wanted to impose a crime on me for the sake of venting his anger.The seriousness of this crime at least started with the ineffective protection of the law, and the consequences seemed to be very serious.But if it goes against his intention and remonstrates that the humble minister does not know, the consequences seem to be more serious.No matter how you remonstrate, the consequences will be serious, and I am really embarrassed.

I was feeling sorry for the world, and the emperor probably felt quite self-aware that I had been wronged so much. Before I could give an answer, he broke the deadlock first, coughed and said: "You are an imperial guard, but you failed to fulfill your duty. The emperor's grand ceremony was messed up. I have neglected my duties so far, what should I do?"

I was at a loss for words for a while, and made a bow: "This, I was negligent. But the matter has come to this point, and there is no way to save it. Cough, there is a good saying in this world, there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, eat to Yuanjun Since you are willing to risk the nine heavens and abandon you, it seems that Luohua is ruthless, so why do you have to think about it, Dijun? In my opinion, there are many fairies in Jiuzhongtian who are better than Yuanjun in appearance, so it is better for the emperor to descend to the heavenly decree to order We will search for you for you, and promise to choose another empress who suits you well."

All the immortal officials held their breath and concentrated on hearing the words, and looked at me like an idiot, but I felt deeply helpless.The heavens can learn from each other, the above remarks are well-intentioned and sincere.

But Dijun doesn't care about my good intentions, his face darkens every time I say a game.After I finished speaking, it was as dark as the bottom of an old pot, scaring others.

Ruoshui Zhenjun couldn't stand it any longer, and out of compassion he came out with a wat board and played: "Emperor, now that the whereabouts of Shanxiang Yuanjun is unknown, this is not the time to question the crime, and we should try our best to send people to search for it. In my opinion, Now is the time for employing people, so it is better to give Sui Shen a chance to pay off his merits."

The emperor's dark complexion finally eased: "Then what the true emperor means is how to make meritorious deeds a crime?"

Ruoshui Zhenjun glanced at me, and his eyebrows said: "Today, I will say a few words for you, this favor must be remembered."After the transmission, he continued to advise: "The most urgent thing now is to try to find the empress, but I have searched for the empress in the Jiuzhongtian and failed. She must have sneaked into the mortal world. It is inconvenient for the priests to go to the lower world. It is a coincidence that the God of Sui was not born as a human god, but from He came up from the fairy mountain in the lower realm. I heard that he had quite a status in the mortal world before he ascended. This impressive status may be useful. Well, of course, since it is a punishment, it cannot be punished so easily. It is better to punish him within the time limit. For starters, the immortals next to him are 100 years old, and the god of age is wearing a sinful body, so it is better to limit it to a year and a half. If the empress is found or some clues are found within a year and a half, the merits and demerits can be offset; At that time, if nothing is achieved, it will not be too late to impose a heavy punishment.”

Dijun readily agreed.Now that I, the pawn of the horse, are charging forward, the rest of the immortal family can breathe a little bit of relief. Anyway, if there is no one to punish, they will punish me first. Everyone is very happy.

Everyone was happy, but I was not too happy.However, no matter how unhappy you are, you can only be unhappy in your heart, and you must never show it.The sad thing is that Mingming is quite unhappy in his heart, and he still needs to thank Long En with a very happy expression on his face. Only after thanking him can he take his leave and leave the Lingxiao Palace.

Taking the order means leading a lot of troubles. If I want to find the invisible Lord Jinxiang within a year, I think it is easier to try to make the rooster lay eggs and lay a salted duck egg.This matter is not only big in size, but even more involved.In general, the investigation of the escaped marriage of the emperor's family can lead to many allusions, and most of them are unfavorable allusions, so you need to think twice.

After leaving the Lingxiao Palace, I tapped on the pleated fan in my hand. After thinking twice, I decided that it would be better to honestly search for people in the lower realms and ignore the cause and effect of the incident.

Then here comes the problem, the reason for Shanxiang’s escape from marriage is probably directly related to her current whereabouts, maybe her current hiding place is also the reason for her escape from marriage, if the ins and outs are not clarified, this glorious mission will have a long way to go, and the future is bleak. But when the truth is clear, there is no guarantee that the future will not be agreed, and it will be worrying about how to do it.

I waited alone outside Lingxiao Hall, I hid my pleated fan and counted with my fingers. I felt that the first worry must be worrying, and the second was just a foregone conclusion.This is hard to guarantee, and the half chance is not particularly worrying.Therefore, I clapped my hands, thinking that it would be better to sort out the ins and outs of this matter, so as to find out the clues.

To sort out the ins and outs of this matter, we need to start with the origin of Lord Yuan himself.I don't have a good relationship with this Yuan Jun, and I have a little bit of trouble with some high-ranking officials in the imperial kitchen house, so it's hard to guarantee that I won't be tripped up by the investigation, and there are twists and turns in the trouble with the emperor.Apart from the Imperial Dining Room and the House of Internal Affairs, only her fiancé, the Emperor of the Southern Wilderness, is the only one who is most familiar with Dining in Jiuzhongtian. However, the Dijun is furious at this moment and needs to calm down. He reminded "your future queen has run away", otherwise it will add fuel to the fire.Besides, the authorities were obsessed with it, and this matter involved dignity and face, so he couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't hide it.

Apart from these two items, the only one I can find is Zigu who usually has a good personal relationship with Shanxiang.

Fortunately, although I was only a casual acquaintance with Aunt Zigu in the past, there were no conflicts, and I must have found the right person to ask her for help.Besides, although the two of us are just casual acquaintances, we are both Gods of Misfortune in the End of the World.

Everyone knows that I am a god of mourning, so there is no need to mention it.Although this Zigu is a priestess, she is a priestess who is very different from other fairies, very different.It's not that she has a strange appearance, but that she has a strange job, and she specializes in dirty toilets.

The reason why the Sangmen God is hated by people is unknown; the same is true of the toilet god, but it is because when Zigu cleans the toilet, she often has some weird smells on her body, and as time goes by, this smell follows her everywhere like a shadow.Because it is the old smell that has been accumulated for many years, it has a long aftertaste and can make people dizzy, so that, like me, everyone avoids it.

It can be said that she and I feel sympathy for each other. This time I came to ask for help, and most of them went back and forth.She was also present at the meeting of the gods of Lingxiao Temple before, but they never wanted to ask her for help at that time, and they didn't say hello when the meeting was over.

When walking to Chugong's Mansion, I passed the Magpie Bridge, but I saw the unspeakably graceful Lady Zigu waiting on the bridge, looking left and right, as if she was waiting for someone.He caught sight of me in a blink of an eye, and stretched out his hand to beckon me over.

I walked quickly as she wished, I wanted to close my five senses to avoid catastrophe.But as soon as she got closer, a strange and rich fragrance emanated from her body from the inside out, covering up the original terrifying smell of ghosts and ghosts.I was overjoyed that the five senses did not need to be closed.

She floated over with a surprised face: "Suishen, why are you here at this time?"

I was even more surprised: "You know I'm coming?"

"I didn't know it at first, but after seeing them, everyone and I guessed that you should come to the humble house." As I said that, I pointed to the way when I came to the Magpie Bridge.

I followed her fingertips and looked over, except for Qionglouyuyu, which was full of hazy smog, I couldn't help being confused: "Who are they?"

"It's the fairy officials who rushed to the Lingxiao Palace today."

I was even more confused: "Where are they? Why did they all disappear?"

"It hasn't disappeared, and we are all waiting in the humble house, just waiting for the god of the year to come." Saying this, he made a respectful invitation and turned around to get off the bridge to lead the way.

I was speechless for a moment, and followed her in and out of Gong's Mansion unimpeded.

Stepping into the hall, I saw many immortals gathered together, the inner three floors and the outer three floors were crowded with the main seat and the side hall, leaving two most conspicuous places in the middle, I don't know who they are for.

As soon as he entered the hall, everyone's eyes all looked over at the same time.Resentful, complaining, sad, gloating... everything.

I saw that except for the two places in the middle, other places were occupied by others.I wanted to keep a low profile, but because I didn't have a chance, I just sat down quietly.

Aunt Zi also sat next to each other.As soon as he was seated, there was a handsome young talent beside him who greeted him enthusiastically: "Master Sui Shen, I have admired your name for a long time, and it is a pleasure to meet you. It is just now that the emperor is here in front of the Lingxiao Palace. It is inconvenient and I have not greeted you. It’s better not to be offended.”

He spoke to an adult, and it sounded very sincere, and there was a bit of admiration and flattery in it.Although I don't know what he has admired me for a long time, but I am extremely benefited from hearing it.If you are like this, if you don't make friends at this time, when will you wait?Hastily threw away the pleated fan and rolled up his sleeves, and returned the gift with a smile: "Where is it, the fairy friend is really serious, everyone is in front of the emperor, why bother to see the extra, forgive Xiaoke for many years, and rarely go to the heavenly palace. I have never seen Xianliao before, dare to ask Xianyou Gao's name"

He was the first to speak: "Everyone is here, let's get straight to the point. You must have come here to eat and drink with Yuanjun."

I looked around and found that everyone was still looking at me with piercing eyes, and they didn't intend to speak. They probably agreed that I was the leader of this glorious task, and that I should be the one to lead the negotiation, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and put on armor go to battle.However, I looked at the few unscrupulous immortals nearby.Whether their intentions for coming here are the same as mine is really hard to jump to conclusions.After some deliberation, I think it's better to speak cautiously: "Hey, what Zi Gu said is right, Xiao Ke really has some doubts this time and urgently needs to ask for advice."

The Big Dipper came over with a smile on his hand, and put his rough palm on my shoulder: "Suishen, speaking of this immortal official, it's a long story. He was your favorite when he was in the mortal world. The number one supporter, the most loyal believer, I admire you very much. But he has just ascended not long ago, and a new official has taken office, so you have to cover him in the future."

I glanced at Cai Jun, who was dressed in white and his face was getting whiter, and said in a daze, "Isn't my name notorious in the mortal world? How can I have fans?"

Mr. Big Dipper smiled mysteriously: "Speaking of it, you are really not very kind. You feel that you are notorious, and you think that incense offerings are all based on infamy, and you are not sincere enough, so you ignore it. You don't know that you are wronged. Those believers who sincerely came to enshrine you have wronged our fairy who worked so hard to fly up..."

What he said hit the nail on the head.I usually wander around in the lower world, and rarely go to heaven to check the number of incense and offerings.When mortals enshrine me, they often talk about it in order to bless their wishes to come true, but when they are unlucky, they scold me bloody.It is common to burn incense and kneel before the portrait at home in the morning, and throw my portrait into the stove when applying for a license.

Sometimes it is clear that it has nothing to do with me, and it is also blamed on me.Taking the blame for no reason, especially if it is a scapegoat, is really indignant, and the more indignant, the more anxious.I was simply out of sight and out of mind, and ignored it. When I wanted to appear on a whim, I just showed my spirit.In this way, I seldom hear the voices of mortals, and naturally I don't know who is sincere and who is guilty.Occasionally, there are one or two sincere ones that I missed and neglected, which is normal.

"Ai ai ai!" The young talented man tapped his fan and pointed towards him: "Bei Diou, you are enough, you have agreed not to reveal the truth. Now you call me a fool in public, what do you mean?"

"That's wrong." Everyone has curiosity, and so do gods.I was in a daze, and General Ning Yue, who was in charge of the battle on the right, raised his hand in fear of chaos in the world and said: "You Xianyou, what you said is wrong. Now it is Dijun who has made a lot of embarrassment. Compared with him, No matter how embarrassing the other side is, it is nothing embarrassing, so you don’t have to worry about it. Besides, priests are used for mortals to worship and admire. It’s just that they are unattainable when they are mortals, and they can only be admired. Nowadays We are all colleagues now. Not only can we continue to admire, but we can also observe the demeanor from a close distance. It is a beautiful thing. Why is it so embarrassing to have you? Let me tell you all about it. Everyone will refer to it for you and win over your friendship. , isn't it wonderful?"

Lord Beidou Xing attached to my ears: "This fairy is called Liang Ting, and he is titled Rabbit God Lord. He is in charge of the marriage between Longyang and Yang, and he is in charge of mirroring. You just came up from the mortal world yesterday for the title you received a while ago, so those who don’t know don’t blame him. However, when it comes to this, you should know why he admires you so much, he is your most loyal believer. Haha, haha Haha, hahahaha..."

I was bringing tea to my mouth with a green cup, when I heard that my mouthful of tea was stuck in my throat, and I was so dizzy from choking.

He raised his eyebrows and said: "One more thing, do you know where the rabbit ascended from in the mortal world, and where was his ancestral home before he ascended?" He knew that I didn't know, so he paused without waiting for my answer, and continued: " He flew up from the Jiuchong Mountain in the lower realm, and his ancestral home is Guangfeng City."

The smile that hadn't faded from my face froze in an instant.

Coincidentally, I also flew up from the Jiuchong Mountain in the lower realm.Although his ancestral home is not Guangfeng City, but once upon a time, he also went to that grotesque and elegant city.

"That's enough, that's all." Tu'er God frowned and interrupted Beidou's words, smiled at me politely, and then clasped his fists at Mi Zigu: "Today we are here for serious business."

Next to him, a red-mouthed and white-toothed boy shook the pleated fan that was empty on paper and continued: "That's right, Lord Sui Shen's doubts are also your doubts. It's just that the three realms and six realms are vast, and you have to hide a person It's really too easy, but finding someone is a bit more difficult than finding a needle in a haystack. Everyone doesn't know where to start. Xiangu, you have a good friendship with Fengxiang, and you know everything, so you should be able to give some clues."

So everyone's eyes shifted from Liang Ting to Zi Gu in unison.

Aunt Zi straightened her sleeves calmly, probably because she felt that there were too many people, and she didn't know who to look at, so she simply didn't look at anyone, and lowered her head and said: "It's not that I know the basics, but I know that food and food are the same Rabbits are like gods, they are not born gods, they flew up from the mortal world. She agrees with the emperor, and she escaped marriage on the spot.

The hairy boy refused to let go: "Don't worry, the clues can be found out one by one. If it is like Xiangu said, the meal came from the mortal world, then it should be found from her ancestral home. If she really slipped into the world Go, the most suitable hiding place is the old place. Because the old place is more familiar, there are many believers, and there are many people who are easy to handle, so it is beneficial to hide your whereabouts."

What he said was barely reasonable, but I was quite critical, and I stroked my chin and read out: "But Shanxiang should not be a fool, and she also knows that her details are not so hidden. If the emperor sends someone The investigation, of course, is easy to find out, so it is natural to focus on the investigation. Facts have proved that we have indeed found it easily, how dare she go to the old place again? If she were to choose an excellent hiding place, it would be unexpected out of reach."

I just finished speaking on my side, and before the others had time to chew, the Rabbit God already interjected in agreement: "Master Sui Shen is justified."

The Big Dipper glanced at him cheerfully, as if he wanted to tease him, but Aunt Zi was already ahead of him and said: "It's reasonable, but I really can't think of where else to go for dinner besides the old place. Besides, it's dark under the lamp." , the more dangerous the place is, the more likely it is to survive in the cracks. Since everyone has no other ideas, it is better to start from the old place of Shanxi."

I looked around and found that everyone was nodding secretly. It seemed that the opinions were quite unified, so I went along with the situation and asked, "But I don't know where the ancestral home was before Shanxi Feisheng, and which family was it?"

Aunt Zi Zi said surprisingly: "Everyone has heard more or less, the ancestral home of Shanxiang is in the country of Donglan."