Dating game NPC just wants to break off the marriage

"Huh... finally got rid of those mad dogs."

Outside the deserted and abandoned factory, Chanyuan Maki wiped his sweat tiredly, and put away the magic tool with his backhand.

"I really admire their perseverance. Don't you feel tired after chasing us for three hours?"

The two classmates nodded with sympathy.

While calming down his breathing, Otoko Yuta was also busy appeasing the agitated Kimoto Rika - in the last siege, the leader of the Hong Kong/Black camp was replaced by a man wearing a long black coat with hoarfrost at the end of his hair , A man who calls himself "Akutagawa Ryunosuke".

At first, Otoko Yuta didn't guard against Akutagawa's appearance, until Akutagawa's coat turned into black spikes and was about to penetrate his chest from behind, Otoko Yuta realized that this guy is not a good guy, so he swung his knife in a hurry Blocked, but was still shaken a few meters away.

This attack immediately annoyed Lixiang, and a furious super-cursed wraith appeared from the shadow of Yi Gu, and the thick cursed breath instantly engulfed the whole street together.

If it wasn't for a white human-shaped tiger suddenly rushing out from the side and slapping Akutagawa into the air with a slap, Kimoto Rika who lost his mind might have killed everyone except Otoko Yuta.

"Lixiang, I'm fine, don't be angry, didn't we agree that we can't hurt other people at will?" Yi Guyou said softly, "Okay, let's put this Mr. Nakajima down first? Besides, Lixiang Remember to say thank you, if he hadn't helped us, I'm afraid we wouldn't be able to get away so quickly."

He looked at Atsushi Nakajima who was hanging in the air. The white-haired boy was held in the palm of Lixiang's hand. He was about to cry and looked at him without tears. He was kidnapped by a curse spirit.

Otoko said to Atsushi Nakajima embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, because it's not good to keep you there, so... But Li Xiang definitely has no malicious intentions!"

Atsushi Nakajima, who didn't dare to move at all: ... Are you kidding me, the way this monster looks at itself is no different from looking at a plate of roast suckling pig, okay?

Kimoto Rika let out an aggrieved hum, seemingly reluctant, but in the end obediently released Atsushi Nakajima.

The moment he landed, Atsushi Nakajima bounced away immediately, watching these three powerful weirdos vigilantly, regretting once again why he meddled in the first place.

He only saw Akutagawa doing something to these people, so he joined in on a whim, but he didn't expect that they didn't need help at all!

At this time, Yi Guyouta was still teaching Lixiang seriously: "Lixiang, don't be so rude, apologize to her!"

Facing Lixiang's cold gaze, Atsushi Nakajima shook his head frantically: "No, no, no, no!"

He hasn't lived enough yet.

"Don't worry about that, the first task now is to find Gojo Satoru as soon as possible." Maki said with a serious expression, "Let him come forward to negotiate with the mafia, otherwise, if the trouble continues, it will be troublesome."

I really don't know where the outsiders provoked the port mafia. In order to avoid being hunted down, they crossed half of Yokohama. Although the conjurer has strong physical strength, it is not such a waste.

In particular, Yokohama is a Hong Kong/Black territory. No matter where they go, there are eyeliners who will report the information to those who follow them. As a result, under the premise of not going to war, the three students can only keep changing positions and hide in a very embarrassing situation. .

The most important thing is that they are all so miserable, that damn bastard teacher is still missing!

Thinking of this, Maki gritted her teeth and snapped her fingers: "When I go back, I must complain to Principal Ye Moth and get that scumbag's teacher's license revoked!"

Atsushi Nakajima was stunned, and asked, "Are you... students?"

Maki squinted at him, "Isn't it like that?"

"Not really." It's just that I haven't seen someone so capable of fighting, Atsushi Nakajima scratched his head, "I just heard that you are looking for someone?"

Yi Guyou finally coaxed Lixiang back, and said: "Yes, our team leader teacher suddenly said that there is something important to do, so he left temporarily, and has been unable to contact him."

The tone was very natural, as if it was only natural for the teacher to abandon the students and run away.

Zenyuan Maki sneered and corrected: "Youtai, don't speak well for that guy, this is just skipping work and dereliction of duty!"

Otoko Yuta: "No, I'm just expressing my respect for Gojo-sensei verbally."

Atsushi Nakajima: ...they just said skipping work!Right right!Why does this word sound so familiar?

Wait a minute... In their detective agency, there seems to be a person who often does this kind of headache...

Atsushi Nakajima sighed subconsciously: "Thanks for your hard work, it turns out that you also have such an unreliable teacher over there."

In a sense, Osamu Dazai pointed out the path of life for himself, so Atsushi Nakajima has always secretly regarded him as his mentor—even though this person is not worthy of respect at all in many cases.

Yi Guyou caught that word too keenly: "...also?"

Due to his previous experience of fighting side by side, coupled with his subtle sympathy, Atsushi Nakajima readily recruited: "Actually, I also came out to find someone. One of my seniors skipped work and disappeared."

Originally, the president planned to convene a meeting of the members, but before the start, he found that there were no individuals. Kunikida, who had gone out to complete the commission, had returned, but Osamu Dazai, who went out with him, was nowhere to be found.

Atsushi Nakajima went to ask, Kunikida just said angrily, that bastard ran to seduce a woman halfway, and at this time he was probably trying to find a way to invite her to die in love.

Therefore, the honest Atsushi Nakajima was elected again to be responsible for finding Osamu Dazai and bringing him back.

Maki's curiosity was aroused, and she raised her eyebrows: "It seems that there are really bad bastards everywhere, so why did your senior skip work, to eat a limited amount of dessert, or to not delay the students? youth?"

"This kind of reason, no matter how you think about it, is too far-fetched!" Atsushi Nakajima straightened his waist, widened his eyes, and shouted super loudly, "Mr. Dazai is not such a person, he only wants to kill himself. skip class!"

Maki: "..."

Yi Gu: "..."

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

No, didn't he realize that skipping work to commit suicide is also very unreasonable? !

Why do you look so confident? This is not something to be proud of!

Chanyuan Maki pushed up the slipped glasses, her eyes were numb: "I probably understand, anyway, what we are looking for on both sides are rare bad people, so don't compare them to each other."

Yi Gu Youtai: "... Agree."

Dog Curlythorn: "Salmon Roe."

Half a beat later, Atsushi Nakajima, who finally realized what he had just said, smoked from his head.

Oops, he seems to have accidentally ruined Mr. Dazai's good image in front of outsiders!

Atsushi Nakajima, who knew he had said the wrong thing, tried to make amends: "Why don't we entrust the search for someone to the detective agency, don't look at Mr. Dazai, he is still very reliable at critical moments!"

Maki said: "An unreliable person would regard suicide as a hobby."

"Uh, also, and Mr. Ranpo, he is a super powerful detective, and he will definitely be able to find your teacher within a second!" Atsushi Nakajima burst into tears, "Please, please don't take me Take what you just said to heart!"

If the image of the detective agency is discredited because he exposed Mr. Dazai's true nature, he will definitely feel guilty.

Bone Youta: "..." For a second, is that still a human being?

Under the enthusiasm of Atsushi Nakajima, the students who wandered around for a long time but failed to catch Gojo Satoru followed him to the downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency with the mentality that it would be okay to try.

Under the red brick building where the detective was located, there was a coffee shop named Whirlpool. Atsushi Nakajima was about to lead a few people upstairs when he inadvertently glanced into the shop through the floor-to-ceiling glass and was stunned.

After a few seconds, he rubbed his eyes desperately, with an expression of disbelief on his face.

"Too, too..." Atsushi Nakajima raised his hand tremblingly, pointing to a place near the window of the coffee shop.

"What's wrong?" Zenyuan Maki was very strange, looking in the direction of his finger.

Immediately afterwards, he showed exactly the same expression as Atsushi Nakajima.

"Mr. Dazai!" This is Atsushi Nakajima.

"Wujo Satoru?!" This is a student of a high school.

After shouting, the two sides looked at each other, and they both read shock from the other's eyes.No way, it couldn't be such a coincidence, the people they were looking for... unexpectedly got together?

And more importantly, why did these two rotten people hold on to a girl so tightly? !

……

"Guest, here is the coffee you ordered, please use it slowly."

The female clerk bravely walked towards the table by the window, and felt the stagnant and oppressive atmosphere there before she got close. She forced a stiff smile and put the cup on the table as quickly as possible.

God, although Mr. Dazai has always been a frivolous person, most of the time he just talks about it. I have never seen him holding a girl's hand like this before, and the key is in front of another man!

The female shop assistant couldn't hold back her curiosity, and glanced at their sitting postures covertly: the three of them were crowded together on a sofa, and Osamu Dazai and another white-haired man occupied the positions on both sides. The values ​​are all one-on-one, and it looks like it will shine when you sit there.

It's a pity that either the smile was too false, or the look was too gloomy, blinding those two uniquely handsome faces for nothing.

The girl in the kimono who was sandwiched between the two tall gate gods was obviously a head shorter, and in contrast, she looked even smaller, especially when the two men squeezed in between intentionally or unintentionally, which made her very pitiful and helpless.

Ah, is this the legendary Shura field?

A girl who can carry two men at the same time is simply a role model for my generation.

The female clerk sighed in her heart, she could even feel the girl's help-seeking gaze towards her.

... No, there is nothing I can do to help, if you get involved rashly, you will definitely die a miserable death.

In a corner where the men couldn't see, the female clerk sneaked in and saw Liu Yi gesture a cheering gesture with an encouraging look on her face, and then quietly left the scene, hiding her achievements and fame.

Shenjian Liuyi watched the only person who could save the scene leave, and subconsciously wanted to stretch out her hand to keep her, but just as she moved, she remembered that her two hands were being held by someone, and she couldn't move at all.

"..."

To be honest, there is no need to hold it so tightly, right?Osamu Dazai was alright, but it was just resting on the back of his hand. The annoying thing was that Wujo Satoru insisted on inserting all five fingers between her fingers, and his strength was ridiculous.

"Wu Jun, you can relax a little bit, I won't run." Seeing that Liu Yi's left hand was a little numb from his grip, he couldn't help persuading him tactfully.

Hearing this, Gojo Satoru changed his gloomy expression, lowered his eyes pitifully, and blinked at Fukami Ryuki with those clear and beautiful blue eyes, as if he was the one who was wronged.

What's more, he put his furry head on Fukami Ryuki's shoulder, rubbed it like a cat coquettishly, deliberately lowered his voice, and played pitifully next to Ryuki's ear with ease:

"Liu Yijiang, I didn't do it on purpose, the main reason is that the seaweed head next to me laughed too arrogantly, and he was secretly protesting at me all the time. It was hard for me to resist the urge to beat him up, so please forgive me. ok ok~”

Having said that, Gojo Satoru restrained his strength obediently, and instead carefully held Fukami Ryuki's fingers to ensure that he would not hurt her again.

Tsk, he still prefers the gesture of interlocking his fingers just now, that would give him the illusion that he is completely holding Liuyi in his palm.But if Liu Yi felt uncomfortable, he had no choice but to give up with regret.

Hmm, who told him to be such a reliable and considerate peerless teacher.

Shen Jian Liu Yi: "...That's really hard work for you, Wu Jun." Don't just talk about the dangerous idea of ​​beating people casually!

Gojo Satoru automatically misinterpreted her meaning, and immediately became excited, and continued to rub her shoulder stickily: "It's been a lot of hard work, so do you want to give me some rewards, Liu Yi?"

Fukami Liuyi: ... If you want to make more progress, don't you need it?

On the other side, Osamu Dazai, who was called Haizatou, ignored Gojo Satoru's accusations, but sighed with a half-smile:

"...Miss Fukami, it's hard to imagine what kind of miserable environment you usually live in. There are such disabled people with not only vision problems but also hearing impairments around you, yet you still have a heart of tolerance all the time. It's really amazing. A great woman whom everyone admires."

As a former cadre who used to trick countless hostile organizations into applause, no one understands the truth of beating a snake and hitting seven inches better than him. The best way to face this kind of provocation is not to sneer back, but to catch the opponent's heart Accurate attack on pain points.

Inexplicably praised, Fukami Ryui's face was a little hot, and her attention was easily shifted to Osamu Dazai.

After discovering this, Gojo Satoru immediately changed from sunny to cloudy.

"It's not so exaggerated, Wu Jun..." Fukami Liuyi paused suspiciously, in order not to make the situation worse, finally managed to squeeze out a compliment, "It's still very easy to talk about."

Before, no matter whether he asked him to kill himself or call off the engagement, Gojo Satoru agreed without hesitation. This person has a bad personality, but he really wanted to help her.

For such a long time, in the entire game world, only Gojo Satoru ignored the constraints of the system and listened to her request.

She has never been treated kindly by the world, so she wants to cherish the kindness from others, even if the owner of the kindness is not perfect.

Osamu Dazai turned his face sideways, his slightly curly black hair fell down, his iris-colored eyes were dull for a moment, but when Fukami Ryuki looked over, they were covered with a layer of fragile gentleness again: "...so soft-hearted Well, see you, miss."

Seeing that Liu Yi didn't understand, he said, "Huh?"

"It's nothing." Dazai Osamu skipped the topic lightly, turned his eyes, looked at Gojo Satoru's cold eyes, smiled lightly, and said meaningfully, "I just saw some interesting things, and I can't help but look forward to it."

He smelled something similar to himself but different from Gojo Satoru. Of course, the two of them were not of the same kind, but that didn't stop him from watching the show, did it?

That's why he won't take the initiative to expose some things.

Gojo Wujo narrowed his eyes, as if he had grasped something, he immediately complained loudly to Shen Jian Liuyi: "Look, Liuyi, he is staring at me!"

Fukami Liuyi: ... May I ask what kind of three-year-old elementary school student you are, and you still practice face-to-face complaints.

Wujo Wu still didn't give up, and drove him away with words: "I said you can stop leaning over, if you are sensible, it's better to roll to the opposite side consciously? This is obviously a two-person booth, right?"

Osamu Dazai smiled and shook the overlapping hands with Fukami Ryuki: "I'm sorry, in order to invalidate Miss Fukami's ability, I must maintain direct contact with her. You, Mr. Gojo, who can’t help——the one who should give way the most, right?”

Gojo Satoru: "I allow you to sit across from each other and hold Liu Yi's hand, no, fingers, it doesn't work either, as long as it touches the clothes, the effect will be the same."

Osamu Dazai: "A man who talks to himself is terrible. As the most bloated person here, Mr. Gojo should be a little self-aware."

"Are you jealous of my height, Kelphead?"

"No, I'm complimenting your thick skin."

"Ahaha, I heard that people with supernatural powers are also forbidden to fight. Do you want to try it?"

"Hey, is it the instinct of conjurers to threaten the weak, or is this a unique problem of Mr. Gojo?"

The two big men hid their knives in their smiles, and each sentence became more and more ruthless. Seeing Liu Yi in a trance, he seemed to be able to see the invisible shadow of swords and swords in the air.

And the female clerk hiding behind the bar poked her head cautiously, pricked up her ears to listen to the movement of that table, and asked her store manager very worriedly when she saw this: "Well, is it really okay to leave it alone... "

Just a little bit of sparks detonated, and the two of them would fight immediately, right? !

The store manager has seen big storms before, and said calmly: "It's okay, it's just a matter of talking about it. Mr. Dazai is such a smart person, he will never let himself into a predicament that requires hand-to-hand combat."

Saleswoman: "But..."

"Besides, it doesn't matter even if there is a fight, someone will be responsible for the compensation." The store manager said in a firm tone.

"Mr. Dazai always pays on credit, how can there be any money to compensate!"

"I'm talking about the white-haired man." The store manager said, secretly making a "two" gesture, and whispered, "The shirt on his body is worth at least this price."

"20?!!" Seeing the store manager nodding, the female clerk suddenly gasped.

Good guy, no wonder the store manager is not worried at all!It turned out that the other party was a fat sheep!

……

There was lightning and thunder in the coffee shop, and it was not calm outside the shop.

The four young men huddled in a hidden corner, sneaking through the glass window, looking into the store, and could hear several people gasping one after another from time to time.

However, the thoughts in the minds of the two groups of people are actually completely different.

Everyone in the high school: Damn, who is the black-haired man with bandages next to Ms. Shenjian?Not only are they holding her hand, but the atmosphere is so gentle when they look at each other. No matter how you look at the relationship, the relationship is extraordinary!However, Mr. Gotjo showed that he was very close to Ms. Fukami before, and they thought they were a couple. Is there someone else in the main palace?In that case, Wujo Satoru's act of sticking to it on his own initiative, wouldn't it be...

Atsushi Nakajima: Oh my god, Mr. Dazai is hooking up with beautiful women again!Still in front of her boyfriend!He will be beaten, he will definitely be beaten up by his real boyfriend, right? ?No, wait, Mr. Dazai never approached a married woman before, could it be that he met true love this time?But the relationship between the young couple looks very good. The white-haired man has been sticking to the girl's shoulders, with pink bubbles all over his body. I'm afraid Mr. Dazai in the corner can't be pried away, right?

Everyone in the high school: "Too shameless!"

Gojo Satoru, a scumbag, wants to cuckold someone in person!

Atsushi Nakajima: "Too much!"

Even Mr. Dazai, prying the corner of the wall is not advisable!

The two groups of people spoke in unison, filled with righteous indignation, they were all taken aback when they spoke, and then looked at each other, as if they got affirmation from each other's eyes.

Atsushi Nakajima bent down abruptly, closed his eyes and said first, "I'm sorry for taking Mr. Dazai away, and I won't let him destroy the relationship between the other two!"

Almost at the same time, Yi Gu Youtai stood up on behalf of everyone in the college, and said guiltily: "I'm sorry, Mr. Wutiao has caused you trouble, we will take good care of him and prevent him from getting a chance to meddle in other people's feelings!"

. . . the silence, the silence of death.

Atsushi Nakajima raised his head in confusion: "Wait?"

Yi Guyou was too dumbfounded: "Hey, that's not right..."

The four of them froze in place in embarrassment, feeling as if their brains were about to pop out of the top of the sky.

No, Gojo Satoru and Dazai Osamu, which of the two of them is green? !

……

Four people stood outside the coffee shop, petrified into a statue, quietly doubting life, while in the building where the detective agency was located, footsteps suddenly came from the stairs.

A detective in a cloak walked briskly around Atsushi Nakajima and the others, obviously not interested in finding out what these people were doing, he pushed open the door of the coffee shop, and shouted as soon as he stepped in: "The manager, you agreed to give me Where are the donuts left?"

The store manager said: "In the kitchen, Mr. Ranpo, do you want to eat now?"

Edogawa Ranpo nodded vigorously: "Yes!"

His appearance broke the tense atmosphere in the store, and he glanced around at random, and after seeing Osamu Dazai, he said indifferently: "Dazai, you were not at the meeting just now, remember to find the president later."

However, when he glanced at Fukami Liuyi, his eyes suddenly froze, and the indifferent expression on his face was swept away.

"...It's really interesting." As if he had found some kind of interesting puzzle, he ran over at random steps, put his hands on the table, and looked at Fukami Ryui carefully.

Osamu Dazai asked calmly: "Mr. Ranpo, did you find anything?"

Edogawa Ranpo is the core of the detective agency. He has the unique ability to see through the truth at a glance. Since he has said so, he should already know the origin of Fukami Ryui. It has to be said that Osamu Dazai also agrees with this Very curious.

"Well, yes, she is very special." Edogawa Ranpo fumbled for a pair of glasses from his pocket and put them on. When he opened his eyes, there was only a cold and rational light in his eyes.

For some reason, Fukami Liuyi felt uncomfortable being stared at by him.

This look... seemed to be able to dissect her whole body up and down, so sharp that she flinched a little inexplicably.

She was about to say something, but Luanbu spoke first, and asked in an extremely childish and innocent tone: "In your eyes, is this world just a game?"