Dating game NPC just wants to break off the marriage

"Get up blindfolded idiot! It was you who called us up early in the morning to say that we need to do gymnastics training, but now you leave the students aside and sleep here by yourself, go to hell and reflect on you Derelict teacher!"

Gojo Satoru woke up from his sleep, and immediately felt a strong murderous aura rushing towards the door. A long knife-shaped magic tool was picked up by the master, and it was thrown out fiercely, flying over half of the playground, accurately and accurately He chopped off Gojo Satoru's head.

——But it was blocked within a short distance from him, and he could no longer advance an inch.

"Wow, it's so dangerous." Gojo Satoru didn't care about this murderous weapon at all, and looked at the "sneak attack" with a smile, "Hysterical women are not welcome, Maki."

The one who threw the magic tool just now was Zenyuan Maki, a student of Tokyo High School. She looked very itchy. If the other three students did not rush to suppress her and persuade her not to be impulsive, she would have rushed to Gojo Satoru. Zhang Lian came to kick.

Under the gentle persuasion of Yigu Youta, who was recently enrolled in the class, Chanyuan Maki finally calmed down. She sneered, crossed her arms, and mocked Gojo Satoru: "I'm sorry, but my popularity is much better than yours. No matter how unpopular you are, you can probably become the strongest in the world."

Manju who had a panda shell beside him nodded involuntarily, expressing his agreement.

Gojo Satoru put on an unbelievable expression, and said in an exaggerated tone: "Nonsense, teacher, I have been the most beloved magician No. 1 for many years in a row!"

Yigu Youtai was a little curious. He hadn't been in contact with the magic world for a long time, and was in the period of exploring new things. He asked obediently, "Then where can I see this ranking?"

Zenyuan Maki glared: "You are too easy to deceive, no matter how you think this ghost ranking is made up by him, right?!"

Yi Gu Youtai blinked: "Ah, is that so..."

Received unanimous condemnation from several students, Gojo Satoru decisively changed the subject: "Okay, okay, I was just too sleepy just now, and I didn't mean to skip class, so to make up for everyone—let's have a teacher-student meeting. How about a friendly and intimate discussion between us!"

Chanyuan Maki's face froze, and she felt that she couldn't understand how the brain circuit of the man in front of her was growing: "... Huh? Reject."

"Refusal is invalid!" Gojo Satoru ignored Zenyuan Maki's eyes that wanted to eat people, and decided on the topic of the symposium on his own, "Don't look at me like this, I am actually very concerned about trends, okay? Let's talk about what is very popular recently. The kind of love game where dokidoki's heart beats faster?"

As he was talking, he became excited, and there seemed to be many little flowers behind him: "Generally speaking, this type of game will have many strategy characters, right, but those games on the market seem to be too old-fashioned, and the character templates It’s not attractive, it won’t be able to retain players! However, if you use me as a template to shape the characters, maybe you can create the best-selling love game in history!”

The topic was changed too quickly, and several students looked confused and could only watch Gojo Satoru perform. self-promotion.

After a while, Panda couldn't hold it anymore: "Well, I'm a panda, can I not participate in the discussion?"

Yi Gu Youtai was in a trance, and murmured: "Teacher Wutiao, love games..." These two things don't go together at all, how do they connect?

"Let's not talk about the game first, where do you have the confidence to think that normal girls will fall in love with you?" Chanyuan Maki said mercilessly.

Gojo Satoru took it for granted: "Because I am the strongest!"

Zenyuan Maki's expression was indifferent: "Let's put it this way, if your character is set to be a mute, then there is still a chance to become a best-selling product in your mouth."

Gojo Satoru asked, "Why must he be dumb?"

Zenyuan Maki said meaningfully: "As long as you can talk, that game will immediately be reduced to a defective product that is sold out at a special price."

Gojo Satoru: "?? Wait a minute, isn't that too much?!"

"I understand." Yi Guyoutai thoughtfully, nodded, and said in a very solemn tone, "If you want to ensure the sales of the game, you just need to design the characters according to the opposite of Teacher Wutiao, and you will be fine."

The dog curly spine gave a thumbs up: "Salmon roe."

"...Yuta, in a sense, you are attacking the teacher personally."

Gojo Satoru, who suffered a serious blow from the students, was completely wilted, and even his white hair seemed to be drooping listlessly. He claimed that he must use desserts to heal his wounded heart, and then he straightened up In this class, the roar of Chanyuan Maki was left behind.

Gojo Satoru, who was wandering around the school, stroked his chin, and muttered unwillingly: "But in that dream, I was obviously the most popular character who was attacked the most times?"

As the strongest conjurer, Gojo Satoru has not faced any interesting challenges for many years. Whether it is a curse spirit or a curse master, they are so vulnerable in front of him, they are not qualified toys at all, and the boring emotions Little by little accumulated in the bottom of his heart, just when he was about to reach the critical point, Gojo Satoru found himself drawn into a strange place by an unknown curse.

A large number of non-existent memory fragments are instilled in the mind. The female protagonist in the memory has different faces and different names, but the behavior is very consistent, that is, to approach him, please him, until a romantic relationship is reached.

Goodwill is solidified into numerical values, words and deeds are written programs, relying on the six eyes, Gojo Satoru quickly understands that this curse seems to be run in the form of a game, and all characters in it, no matter how much they look like living people , are essentially manipulated puppets.

But in the boring world, Gojo Satoru accidentally found the only living figure.

It was as if a drop of colored ink was dripping onto the black and white drawing paper. After noticing that person, the dream world really flowed in Gojo Satoru's eyes.

"Tsk, it's a type of curse that I've never seen before..." Gojo Gojo smacked his lips and rubbed his hair, "It's decided, then let's check around for information first~"

……

The first person to be harassed was the dedicated assistant supervisor, Yidizhi Jiegao.

"Mr. Gojo, with all due respect." Yidizhi in the driver's seat held the steering wheel numbly, "The curse of 'drawing people into the game, and randomly giving a cute fiancee' does not exist, no, none of this It should be called a curse, isn't this really giving warmth to single people?"

Gojo Satoru was lazily nestled in the back seat, his long legs had no place to rest, he kicked the back of the driver's seat dissatisfied, and said darkly, "Yi Dizhi, if you can't find it, I'll beat you up. "

Yidizhi broke out in cold sweat, scolded in his heart that his boss was so stupid that he didn't do anything about personnel, and said bitterly, "But Mr. Wutiao, even if you say that, I really don't have any relevant extermination tasks in hand, please don't make things difficult for me anymore." me."

"……whispering sound."

Hearing that the back seat became quiet, Yidizhi heaved a long sigh of relief, and he hurriedly said cautiously: "Then, please read the introduction of this mission first..."

However, in the next moment, Yi Dizhi realized that he was relieved too early, and the devilish voice sounded again: "Sure enough, it's better to deduct all your salary for this month."

Yidizhi: "..." Be a human being.

……

The second target to be harassed was the elders of the Wutiao family.

These old men were sipping tea leisurely, but when they turned their heads, they saw Wu Tiaowu kicked open the door and walked in swaggeringly. Throwing the elder aside, he unceremoniously sat down cross-legged.

Since inheriting the position of Patriarch, the Wutiao family has become Wujo Wu's one-word house, but this Patriarch is used to being independent, and he doesn't see anyone a few times throughout the year. This time he came to the door suddenly. To be honest, the elders of the clan are in a strange mood Uneasy, afraid that this humanoid nuclear bomb is here to demolish the house.

Unexpectedly, Gojo Satoru only asked one question: "You guys, should you have a relationship with the Fukami family?"

Gojo Satoru only remembered the vivid girl in the dream named Fukami, but he didn't know her name—maybe it was because the "self" in the game didn't care about this fiancée, but Fukami was in the magic world. real.

Of course, this family is small and incomparable with the Yusan family, and Gojo Satoru has only heard of it by chance.

The clan elders were stunned for a moment, not understanding why Gojo Satoru asked this, but they still replied: "The Shenjian family...they are just a small family attached to the Wujo family, and they are not worth mentioning."

Gojo Satoru leaned on his face: "Are there any girls of unmarried age in their family?"

As soon as this sentence came out, it was no less than dropping a giant bomb/bomb. A certain elder took a sip of tea and almost spit it out. Everyone was stunned: No, there is nothing wrong with their ears, right?Gojo Satoru, that super-difficult Gojo Satoru who seemed impatient to destroy the world when he mentioned marriage—he actually took the initiative to ask girls of unmarried age? !

The clan elder's voice trembled: "But, but... Shen Jian's generation is all boys, and there are no women..."

Wutiaowu: "..."

The clan elder said happily: "If you are interested, you might as well go and meet the Kamo family..."

Before he finished speaking, the mantra swept away with Gojo Satoru as the center, and easily overturned the roof of the Japanese room. Gojo Satoru bid farewell to the clan elders in this unique way, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The clan elders looking at the big hole in the ceiling: "..." Wujo Wu, a prodigal son! !

……

The third person who was unfortunately harassed was a curse master who happened to pass by the scene of Wujo Wujo's extermination and was caught by him before he could escape.

Wujo Satoru was like a cat catching a mouse, slowly stalking behind the curse master, with a leisurely expression, as if he was playing with someone: "Wow, run faster, if I catch you so soon , I will feel very unfulfilling, huh?"

The cursing master secretly called unlucky, panting and yelling angrily: "Wu Tiao Wu, what do you want to do! Kill if you want to kill, give it a good time!"

Gojo Wu raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't be so nervous. In this way, I will ask you to answer. If the answer satisfies me, it is not impossible to let you go."

The Curser stared at him suspiciously: "...what do you want to ask?"

Someone cooperated, and Gojo Satoru's interest was immediately aroused: "That's right, I'm looking for a curse that I've never seen before, but the knowledge of the conjurers is too shallow, and I can't find any results after asking. , I thought, there might be clues from the curse master, so tell me, where can I find the fiancee curse?"

The curse master was stunned for a long time: "... how would I know!" The fiancee cursed, what the hell is that, I've never heard of it before, so Wujo Satoru probably made it up to fish on purpose, right? !

Seeing the bewildered expression of the Curse Master, Wujo Gou's smile disappeared immediately: "What, as a Curse Master, you don't even have this bit of knowledge reserves, so go die."

The curse master felt that he had been wronged, and he yelled in grief and indignation: "You are really playing tricks on me!" As he said, he gritted his teeth and activated the power of the curse, and attacked Gojo Wu recklessly.

Gojo Satoru didn't even hide: "It's terrible, the corpse is talking."

Yawning and finishing off the hapless curser, Gojo Satoru sighed, stepped on his head, and said to himself: "Oops, the clue is broken..."

Although he said it was terrible, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and his interest became stronger.

In the room, seeing Liu Yi wake up from the darkness, he found himself back to the beginning of the game again.

The dialog box came as expected and appeared beside her.

[Deep See Liu Yi: I am willing to enter into a marriage contract with Wu Jun. 】

Fukami Ryuki's eyes moved away from the dialogue box, and calmly fell on the young man opposite, the white-haired blue-eyed conjurer stared at her indifferently, with thick disgust in his eyes.

This is the plot point where she and Gojo Satoru made a marriage contract, because she had experienced it several times before, and she was not surprised to see Liu Yi at all. She focused all her attention on the extra thing-the top of Gojo Satoru's head, Suddenly there are strange values ​​that have never been seen before:

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