Dating game NPC just wants to break off the marriage

Today is really a lucky day, assistant supervisor Yizhi thought happily.

Not only because Gojo Satoru is not in the high school, which means that he doesn't have to serve this difficult man, but more importantly, he also got the opportunity to work with the senior whom he admires very much—Qihai Jianren!

Yi Dizhi looked at Jianren Qihai's steady back when he exorcised the curse spirit from a distance, his heart was surging, and he almost shed tears because of being too excited.

How long has it been, how long has he not done a decent, normal job that belongs to the auxiliary supervision? !

Mr. Qihai is so kind, he won't go down with a spell and demolish the whole building, causing him to go back to accept the death stare of the night moth principal with the compensation slip; he won't suddenly take out his mobile phone on the way to exorcise the curse spirit Take [-] consecutive shots, and then instruct him to queue up at the popular dessert shop; let alone snatching candy from the victim's child and making him cry, so that he has to apologize to the guardian Tuxiazao instead of the culprit...

Before he could finish counting the crimes of a certain strongest magician in his heart, Yi Dizhi suddenly heard the terrible bell that would make his blood pressure soar.

I turned on the screen and saw that there were three dazzling characters of "Wujo Wu" written on the caller ID.

... On a rare lucky day, I really don't want to answer the call from this plague god. I always feel that I may be unlucky for the next week.

Thinking of this, Yi Dizhi, a senior social animal, did not hesitate for half a second, and immediately connected: "Mr. Wu, Wutiao, what's the matter..."

"Yizhi, I can trust you." The conditioned polite words were interrupted, and the voice on the other end seemed a little distorted under the interference of radio waves, but Yidizhi could still hear the seriousness in Gojo Satoru's tone.

No, no, suddenly he is so serious, he will be under more pressure!Yi Dizhi really wanted to say that I didn't have it, but he didn't dare, and in the end he could only answer dryly: "Yes, yes?"

Gojo Satoru's voice became visibly cheerful: "Very good, then Yidizhi, you should immediately find a mantra that can make the person you like turn from negative to positive, and it's best to break through the full value of the magic spirit and come back right away?"

Yidizhi: "...What, what?"

Gojo Satoru, as always, ignored the question from Ichiji, and continued: "Hey, is it difficult to do it? But I'm not an unreasonable boss. If I don't have one, it will make people see it when they open their eyes. It’s okay to treat the first person as a husband’s curse, right?”

Yidizhi: "That, that..."

The two consecutive refusals made Wujo Wu unhappy, he reluctantly backed down and said: "Okay, okay, let's lower the requirements a little bit--the magician who can delete the memory that does not exist, this kind of person always It should be there, right? Or the Curse Master, I'm totally fine!"

Yi Dizhi finally found a gap in the answer from the five questions that seemed like a barrage of enlightenment. To be honest, he was completely at a loss, but he still bite the bullet and shouted:

"Mr. Wujo, I'm sorry, the things you said don't exist!" These are all strange requests. Even if you search through the records, it is impossible to find a curse or conjurer with such a wonderful spell. !

After a long silence, the voice on the other end of the phone suddenly became gloomy: "Yidizhi, are you passively sabotaging your work?"

The scapegoat assistant supervisor was dumbfounded, and he said with difficulty: "No, Mr. Gojo, but I really can't help you find that kind of magic spirit..."

"I know there will be. Even Liu Yichan thinks that I will kill her and resists my approach. What else in this world is impossible?" Gojo Satoru seemed to chuckle lightly, with A penetrating chill said, "Yi Dizhi, don't let me down the trust I have in you."

Who the hell wants this kind of trust!It's obvious that this guy is bored, so call to play tricks on him!Yi Dizhi roared inwardly.

...Wait a minute, isn't the name Liuyi the name of his ex-fiancée that Gojo Satoru often talks about when showing off to others?

Yi Dizhi realizes that this is the case, Wutiaowu is not here to find fault, but to vent his emotional crisis.

He told himself not to gloat, otherwise he would be easily hunted down by Gojo Satoru, then he cleared his throat and asked cautiously, "Mr. Gojo, are you having trouble with someone else?"

The other end was silent for a few seconds, and Yidizhi heard Gojo Gogo's calm voice: "No."

Even at this time, he is still stubborn. He deserves to be the strongest.Yidizhi was in awe, and was about to perfunctory, when Gojo Satoru added something nonchalantly.

"It was her who was unilaterally angry."

"...Well, instead of asking me to look for the curse spirit, why don't you try to apologize?" Yidizhi looked numb and read unemotionally, "I think that continuing to maintain an arrogant attitude during the Cold War is not a good thing for the detente." The relationship between the two parties is useless, you should reflect on yourself, and then sincerely ask that lady for forgiveness, will this be a safer way to deal with it?"

Wujo Wujo said sullenly: "...No."

"Hey?"

"No arrogance." Yi Dizhi heard the sound of knocking on the table on the other side, and could almost imagine Gojo Gojo's irritability at the moment, "I rushed to hug her and say sorry, but I was thrown away—if This method is useful, so why should I ask you?"

Yidizhi: ...What an outrageous thing you have done, Mr. Gojo, you don't even want to hear an apology.No, it's better to say that this guy will apologize obediently, which is already shocking.

Just when Yi Dizhi was speechless, Jianren Qihai, who had successfully exorcised the curse spirit, came out while wiping his knife, and said to him calmly, "The tent can be removed."

Yi Dizhi nodded hurriedly: "Yes, I understand."

This conversation was heard by Gojo Satoru, and the man's tone immediately rose: "Qihai is here too? Hurry up, Yidizhi, let him answer the phone. As for you—" He paused, and said with a sneer, "Because you let him answer the phone. I am even more distressed, so I decided to knock on your window in the middle of the night today, are you happy?"

Yidizhi: "!!!" Don't come here!

Jianren Qihai put away his weapon, and when he looked up, he saw Yidizhi handing over his mobile phone tremblingly. He thought that the higher-ups had something urgent to find him, so he took it casually, but when a pleasant voice "Qihaihai" came , he immediately regretted it.

Qihai: "I'm not free."

"As a reliable and mature junior, Qihai will definitely provide me with more useful advice, right?" Wujo Satoru didn't care whether Qihai Jianren was willing to talk to him, and decided on his own.

"It's like this, I took a lot of energy to bring her out of a hellish place intact, if this is in the game, after successfully saving the destined lover, no matter what you think about it, you should Have you reached the HE ending? I don’t mind if I don’t get hugs or kisses to express my gratitude, but——that doesn’t mean I can accept her committing suicide in front of me as soon as she wakes up, okay?”

Jianren Qihai tugged at his tie and frowned: "Suicide?"

Obviously Gojo Satoru's tone is the same as usual, very hearty, but for some reason, it always makes people tremble: "Ah, it seems that I want to cut the carotid artery with a scalpel...but don't worry, of course I didn't let you That kind of thing happened, it was just a little bit too much, and accidentally damaged the room... Hahaha, but it seems to scare Liu Yi."

"'Do you want to continue killing me'—that's what she said to me." Wujo Satoru paused, and said in a low voice, "Looking at me with such sad eyes... Even if you want to be angry, you can't be angry Get up."

Jianren Qihai finally understood that the woman Wujo Wu was talking about seemed to have misunderstood her, thinking that he wanted to kill herself.

"Is there a memory problem?" The experienced conjurer calmly guessed.

"Bingo! I thought so too, so I hugged her immediately, intending to check her body carefully with six eyes, but she couldn't accept my touch at all." At this point, Gojo Satoru laughed When he got up, the lightness of his laughter made Jianren Qihai think that there was something wrong with his brain.

To this, Qihai only replied with one word: "Oh."

"The moment I touched her, she broke out in a cold sweat and kept trembling in my arms, as if being pushed into the water, and couldn't breathe... Then she stared at me for a while, Just use spells to push me away, and then lie on the bed and retch non-stop—it’s really sad, does my face look like the ugliest curse spirit?"

Jianren Qihai: "..." Wujo Wu misunderstood his style assessment.

Sighing, Qihai frowned and asked, "Didn't you explain?"

Gojo Satoru raised his voice: "How could it not be, but the problem is that she refuses to do it!"

... What the hell is doing it?Qihai had a bad premonition: "What did you do?"

"Well, because she was too resistant, I felt that just explaining verbally that she might not be able to listen was not enough to show my sincerity, so I also took a scalpel and stuffed it into her hand, holding it Holding her hand, I taught her to point the knife point at my heart, and told her that it would be more fatal to stab here. Of course, I am not trying to restrict her, if she wants to pierce my artery, that's okay, no matter the neck There is no problem with the thigh or the arm, but the amount of bleeding will be heavy, and I am afraid that it will scare her."

Seven Seas: "..."

He believed from the bottom of his heart that Gojo Satoru was sick.

The guy who has no self-consciousness is still showing how he "explained": "I told her that it is absolutely impossible for me to have the idea of ​​killing her, because no murderer would willingly hand the knife to the victim right?"

"'If it kills you, what's the difference between me killing myself in front of you first?'—that's how I explained it to her."

Jianren Qihai no longer knew what expression to put on: "...that's your explanation?"

"Huh? Is there anything I missed?" Gojo Satoru really thought about it for a while, and then said firmly, "No, that's it."

The sound of the coffee machine running came from the other end of the phone, followed by the sound of ding ding dong dong. Qihai guessed that Gojo Satoru had poured half a box of sugar cubes into the coffee.

"So, since you think your actions are perfect, how did that woman react?" Qi Hai frowned, maintaining a cold tone out of politeness.

Sure enough, there was silence over there.

After a long while, Gojo Satoru replied sullenly: "Her face seems to be paler, and she has been desperately trying to break away from my hand... Later, she may be too emotional, unable to control the burst of spell power, and her body bears the pressure. I couldn't help but fainted."

Naturally, Fukami Liuyi also said in a hoarse voice, "I just want you to disappear now", but there is no need to let Qihai know such words.

"..."

If Gojo Satoru himself was standing in front of him at this moment, Jianren Nanami would definitely look at him like an idiot, but this guy is not there, so only Yi Dizhi trembled under Qihai's stressful gaze.

"Why did you come up with such a bad idea?" Qihai felt a headache, wishing to knock open the head of this careless senior to see how many liters of water it contained, "First of all, we should ask the source of the misunderstanding, right? Also, if you do this, aren't you afraid that the situation will get out of control? You should cancel the no-lower-limit spell in front of her, what if she really kills you, what will you do?"

"I also want to find out, but Liu Yi seems to have a stress disorder towards me, so I can't ask at all..." Gojo Satoru muttered, "Don't worry about other things, I have a reversal technique, she can stab me casually It doesn't matter to me, anyway, it can be cured with a whiff."

No, that's not the problem...forget it.

Jianren Qihai asked: "Let me just confirm it, Wutiao, were you really sober at that time?"

"Ahahaha, Nanami, what are you talking about~" Gojo Satoru couldn't stop laughing for a while, then suddenly stopped, his tone changed into an unbelievably soft tone, as if whispering in the ear of a lover, "Of course, yes You're very sober~ Otherwise, I wouldn't have explained it, but just tied up Liuyi-chan who committed such a bad behavior with magic power, right?"

So it turned out that Jianren Qihai finally understood that every move of Gojo Satoru was actually incompetent and furious.

This man is hopeless, why should he waste his time listening to the complaints of a guy who is destined to lose his love?

After thinking clearly, Jianren Qihai said calmly: "Senior Wutiao, I will hang up if there is nothing else, I wish you good luck."

Then, ignoring Gojo Wujo's persuasion, he hung up the phone neatly, and raised his head to meet Yidizhi's admiring gaze.

"If this guy harass you for such a boring reason next time, don't bother him." After returning the phone to Yidizhi, after thinking about it, Jianren Qihai kindly reminded him out of sympathy.

Yi Dizhi stood on the spot with his mobile phone in his hand, watching Qi Hai go away, the figure suddenly became extremely tall in his eyes.

Although, Mr. Qihai may be able to ignore Gojo Satoru... Yizhi shuddered, wanting to cry but not crying. If he really did this, he would definitely be crazily retaliated afterwards!

……

The tea room of the Armed Detective Agency.

Boring, boring.

At the critical moment, one or two of his lovely juniors are useless.

Hearing the "beep" sound of hanging up on the phone, Gojo Satoru threw the phone aside with a dark face, picked up the cup, and poured the whole cup of coffee into it.Because too much sugar has been added, the bitterness has long been completely covered by the sweetness. After one bite, the sweet and greasy taste of syrup is all in the mouth.

After venting, Gojo Satoru managed to calm down a bit, and reorganized what happened just now in his mind.

First of all, it is a very certain fact that there is a big problem with Fukami Liuyi's memory. She once said that she stayed in a different space for a long time and experienced countless reincarnations of resetting, but the problem is that now she Which reincarnation does the memory belong to?

Thinking of Shenjian Liuyi waking up and insisting that he would kill her, Wujo Wu couldn't help feeling a little bit guilty.

Could it be that it was such an unfortunate coincidence that only the reincarnation memory of me in the high school period throwing her into the pile of curse spirits, threatening her with various words, and killing her once remained?

Gojo Satoru remembered it very clearly, because of that time, Fukami Liuyi had a psychological shadow on Gao Zhuan himself.

"Really... this is a lottery." Gojo Satoru muttered to himself, "And this memory must have been tampered with, right? Was it done by the curser mentioned by Liu Yi?"

Seeing that Liu Yi is not the kind of character who would anger others because of her own death, Gojo Satoru couldn't understand this very well. No matter how many times she died in the game, when she saw herself, she was always gentle and gentle.

She has been pampering herself.Sometimes Gojo Satoru would be irritated by Fukami Ryuki's attitude, because he doesn't feel that he is the "special" one, when will Qiangzi be willing to succumb to become a member of the general public?

In addition, the killing of Fukami Ryuki that time was also based on her request. If it weren't for the unknown alteration of the memory, Gojo Satoru would not have believed that Ryuki would have such a violent reaction.

"Aha, I finally brought her into my world, and there are still mice coveting in the gutter..." Gojo Satoru raised his hand and pressed the bandage around his eyes, as if thinking of something ridiculous, Laughing intermittently, "It's really annoying."

It seems that it was because he hadn't done anything for so long that the curse master had forgotten the painful past of being beaten up.

It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, as the most popular teacher of the helpful college, he will help those dregs wake up the sleeping memory gently and as quickly as possible.

At this moment, footsteps came from behind, and someone walked briskly into the tea room, and after seeing Gojo Satoru, he pretended to be surprised and said, "Isn't this Mr. Gojo, what a surprise, I thought you would Stay close to Miss Fukami. After all, it was like this when you took her out before, like a dragon guarding a treasure, and drove everyone out of the country."

Gojo Satoru put down his hands, and he knew who this yin-yang and weird guy was without looking back. He was very unhappy now, so he turned his face and said contemptuously: "I'm sorry to disappoint you, Osamu Dazai, I'm not that kind of willful My fellow, I voluntarily gave up the room just to let Liu Yi rest well."

There is no doubt that this is a lie - in fact, he was kicked out by the family siege on the grounds that it would affect the physical and mental health of the patients.

Gojo Satoru expressed his dissatisfaction, and then he was repulsed by Nitro's indifferent sentence "What can you do here, continue to demolish the house for fun?" He could only leave in despair, and was replaced by Yosano Akiko, who is also a doctor. .

Osamu Dazai naturally saw through this man's cover-up, but he didn't expose it. He walked around Gojo Satoru slowly, brewed a cup of coffee, his kite eyes had a hypocritical smile: "I heard from Dr. Xie Ye that you just tried to Self-harm?"

Gojo Wu raised his eyebrows without changing his face: "What do you know, I'm lying."

Osamu Dazai admired his stubborn attitude, which was so hot that his eyebrows were burned to the brows, and he clapped his hands vigorously: "Ah, that's really amazing. If Mr. Gojo is willing to publish his emotional experience in a book, he will definitely be able to serve as a typical villain." The textbooks sell well overseas.”

Gojo Satoru gave him a gloomy look, turned his head and walked away, comforting himself in his heart as he walked, it doesn't matter, he is different from a frivolous and hypocritical scum like Osamu Dazai, he has someone to pursue—even if he is temporarily caught by the other party I don't want to see it, but if it's just for a while, he can bear it for a while, and he won't go crazy immediately.

Therefore, he should have enough sense of superiority over the kind of man who ran up to him to make acid.

Thinking of this, Gojo Satoru returned to the office area with a sullen face, went straight to Edogawa Ranpo who was playing with wave soda, slapped the table, and said in a low voice: "1000 million entrustment fee, tell me you What did you see on Liu Yi?"

The others pretended to be doing the work at hand, but actually quietly cast their eyes on the two of them.

Luanbu leaned on his face, without raising his eyelids: "No, I'm a third-rate detective."

...Fuck, this guy!

Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth: "...I was wrong, well, at least you started with a superb start."

Ranbu didn't respond, but just handed him the soda bottle in his hand, and tapped the beautiful glass beads floating in it: "Help me take it out."

This was too simple for Gojo Satoru. After all, Liuyan's fine control of mantra power was unparalleled in the world. After taking out the glass marble, the detective's naked eyes could see that he was a little more energetic.

"I know what you want to ask, memory confusion is not permanent." Ranbu cut to the point.

Gojo Satoru asked, "When will things return to normal?"

Luanbu opened a bag of puffs casually: "Well, I don't know, it won't be tomorrow anyway."

Before he was happy, the mouth of the strongest conjurer who was poured with cold water twitched, sneered and reached out to grab the glass marble he just took out: "Very good, then return the reward, you are in my heart again!" Downgraded to second-rate, Detective."

Edogawa paused as he stuffed puffs into his mouth in random steps.

Oh my god, what happened, Atsushi Nakajima, who was eavesdropping with his ears up, wailed and covered his face with documents, unable to bear to look directly.How did Mr. Wutiao grow up to be what he is now when he speaks so badly?

Sure enough, Edogawa Ranbu calmly took out his glasses from his pocket and put them on. His emerald eyes opened, and his penetrating gaze swept across Gojo Satoru. After just one glance, he returned to the table without interest. .

"You have temporarily regained your fiance status, but according to the extent to which Fukami Liuyi's memory has been tampered with, probably soon, you will be able to taste the feeling of being dumped again." Ranbu said lazily, "Congratulations."