Dating game NPC just wants to break off the marriage

Mr. Gojo Satoru, the strongest, was slapped in the face immediately after he published his cat-raising declaration that did not match the facts.

—a real, literal slap in the face.

It was the store manager's big fat and strong white cat who did it.

It looks impressive in tonnage, but its movements are very sensitive. It gently and deftly climbed onto Fukami Ryuki's skirt and jumped onto the table. With a fist, the sharp claws hidden under the pad of the flesh flashed out, shining coldly under the light.

Gojo Satoru probably didn't expect that the big cat would suddenly get into trouble. He was approaching Fukami Ryuki calmly, trying to take the opportunity to sell himself out. Most of the sunglasses fell off under his intentional or unintentional pull, and his blue eyes were pierced. The eyes are completely exposed to the air.

And the foothold of the cat's claw happens to be the most precious eyeball in the world.

Facing the sudden attack, Gojo Satoru leaned back calmly and calmly, avoiding the sharp claws of the white cat, and also deliberately unlocked the no-lower-limit spell, so that the white cat can get closer - just kidding, If rumors spread that he is the strongest in the world of conjuration and has to rely on infinity to deal with a fat cat, will he be a human again!

"Mr. Gojo, are you okay, have you scratched your eyes?" Fukami Liuyi felt a blur in front of her eyes, and what caught her eyes was the scene of the little white cat fighting the big white cat. She was shocked, and she didn't understand why The cat, who was originally very docile to him, suddenly changed his temperament, and quickly waved at the kitten, "Come here quickly, don't hurt people."

Gojo Satoru replied briskly: "It's okay, it's better to say that it's the cat that has something to do, right? It's time for lunch after we finish shopping, how about eating cat meat hot pot?"

Seeing Liu Yi deeply, he suddenly felt that his worries about this person were in vain: "Stop messing around, didn't you say that this is the store manager's cat?"

Gojo Satoru purposely leaned his face in front of the white cat, blinked his beautiful eyes that were almost blinded, and snorted softly: "This guy looks very cheap, it's no problem to buy it for hot pot!"

The little white cat seemed to understand what he said, and immediately let out an angry growl, its back arched suddenly, and its vertical pupils shrank into a line.

Fukami Liuyi: "This is not for sale... No, Mr. Gojo, what nonsense are you talking about in front of others, this is not food!"

She softly glared at the strongest child who was so naive as to threaten small animals, and stretched out her hand to hug the white cat off the table, but the cat, which had been very well-behaved before, turned around at this time and quickly avoided her hand, turned his head and meowed at her very aggrieved, then jumped up again, and punched Gojo Wu's tall nose again.

As a matter of course, Gojo Satoru subdued him with one hand in mid-air.

"You still don't give up? Very good, very good, I appreciate your courage to dare to challenge, okay?"

The white-haired conjurer squeezed the back of the white cat's neck with a smile, brought it up to his eyes, and shook it a few times as if he was holding a plush toy in his hand.

"You want to sneak up on me? Unfortunately, it didn't work~" Gojo Satoru bent his lips viciously, revealing the words of shame and arrogance all over his body, making the white cat so angry that he kept blowing at him. The short legs tried desperately to kick him in the face.

But the object of his bragging rights is just an innocent and cute, harmless and soft kitten... Seeing Liu Yi deeply, I think this scene is very funny.

Afterwards, the man weighed the cat in his hand, and under the glaring gaze of the white cat, he quickly pinched its lower belly and mocked disgustingly: "It's so fat, you can tell it's nutrition excess."

There was a fierce light in the white cat's eyes.

"Don't bully it." In the end, Fukami Liuyi saved the white cat from Gojo Satoru's claws. Just as he put the cat on his lap, the kitten immediately softened into a puddle of liquid, purring from its throat With a loud sound, he hugged her wrist and rubbed lightly.

Those blue eyes very similar to Gojo Satoru were full of grievances, pitiful, seeing Liu Yi couldn't hold back, he raised his hand and slowly stroked his hair.

"I'm sorry, don't be afraid." Shenjian Liuyi's tone was soft, and she lowered her eyes to comfort her, "You are so smart, you definitely won't care about the kindergarten children over there, right?"

She raised her eyes slightly, and gave Wujo Wu a half-smile.

Gojo Satoru was surprised: "Kindergarten?"

Fukami Ryuki smiled: "Do you think you are too old?" To be honest, no kindergarten child is as troublesome as him.

Gojo Satoru still wanted to protest, but when his eyes touched Fukami Ryuki's smile, he felt as if he had been hit, and his whole body froze immediately, he just lay on the table and muttered dissatisfiedly: "This guy just wanted to sneak attack The world of magic is the strongest, does it know what happened to the magic spirits who did this before?"

Oh I got it.Shen Jian Liu Yi understands, this person feels humiliated by being beaten by cats in public, but... isn't it even more embarrassing to be fussy with cats?

Seeing that Gojo Satoru has started to turn the fork back and forth with magic power, in order to avoid staging supernatural events in the public and attracting the attention of other guests, and also to prevent Gojo Satoru from getting angry and destroying public property, Fukami Liuyi Sighing, he stretched out his hand abruptly, and flicked Wujo Wu on the forehead with all his strength.

pat.

The sound is crisp.

Gojo Wu's complexion is so white that it should be easy to leave a mark, but it's a pity that Fukami Liuyi is too weak, even if he didn't deliberately retract the force, the snap of his fingers was just not painful to him, even a little shallow No red marks were left on his forehead.

The strongest conjurer, who was used to lifting the limitless spell in front of Fukami Ryuki, opened his mouth, with a rare look of confusion in his eyes, and stood there, clutching the spot she bounced to.

Fukami Ryuki's actions were not within his expectations at all - infinitely able to defend against the enemy's attack, but never able to fortify against the playfulness of the person he likes.

"... Liu Yi?" Gojo Satoru subconsciously called out her name.

It was strange, it didn't hurt at all, but the place where it was touched became hot like a fire, and the slight heat quickly spread to the surroundings, boiling the blood all over his body, forcing his heartbeat to speed up involuntarily.

Fukami Liuyi withdrew her hand calmly, met Gojo Satoru's eyes, and bent the corners of her mouth: "Now, I also succeeded in the sneak attack."

"...Huh?" Gojo Satoru just uttered a confused monosyllable, obviously not quite understanding what it meant.

It's really rare, this kind of expression that doesn't match the strongest... Fukami Ryuki thought about it for a while, whether it's those false memories or real getting along, it seems that Gojo Satoru has never shown a similar expression, and it can even be called A look of weakness.

"So, the cat and I are accomplices in attacking Mr. Gojo together. How are you going to deal with us? Do you want us to experience the fate of those cursed spirits you exorcised?" Fukami Liuyi blinked slowly , laughed, "For the sake of the first offender, let us go once?"

She picked up the cats that were rolling on her body and turned to Gojo Satoru. The faces of one cat and the other were very close. He even forgot to exhale to the annoying humans.

"Please, please, please forgive us, Mr. Gojo Satoru, the strongest."

Fukami Ryuki smiled, holding the white cat's little hand and waving it lightly, just like the beckoning cat that Gojo Satoru once saw in the shop window in Chinatown.

thump.

...so noisy.

Who doesn't know how to wink, doesn't know that he is dating Liu Yichan, why does he run up to him and make noise and disturb people's peace.

Gojo Satoru used his arm to cover the expression on his face by lying on the table, and unconsciously caressed the position of his chest with the other hand. At that place, his heart was beating vigorously, each time faster than each time, the voice Every time it gets louder.

Then he realized belatedly, what, it was not someone else, it was his own heart that was making uncontrollable noise.

After realizing this, the white-haired conjurer almost didn't jump up, but the actual situation was not much better than this. He put his feet on the ground, and moved back with the chair, and the chair legs scratched on the smooth floor. However, there was a screeching sound.

Because there was too much movement, the guests at the neighboring tables all looked here curiously.

One person and one cat were also startled by his violent reaction, Fukami Ryui's hand shaking the cat's paw hesitated in mid-air.

Gojo Satoru's hand was still on his face, his expression was tightly covered, and vague syllables overflowed from his mouth: "What is this...too cunning, Liu Yi, this is a foul."

How could he be so obedient? Although he felt that way all the time, but... this time, his heart was about to burst.

It's so foul, it's almost a hit on him.

Obviously Infinity has been re-opened, and it is reasonable to be able to defend 100% of all offensives, but completely, it has no effect on Liu Yi.

Gojo Satoru's voice was too soft, and seeing that Liu Yi couldn't hear clearly, he asked suspiciously, "Did you say anything just now?"

"...No." Gojo Satoru denied it.

Yeah?Fukami Ryui frowned, and looked at him inquiringly, trying to see his expression clearly at the moment, but because she blocked it with her hands, naturally she failed.

As if noticing Fukami Ryuki's gaze, Gojo Satoru's voice became louder: "Wait a while, don't look."

You can't let Liu Yi see his current expression, otherwise it will scare people away.

After adjusting for a while, Gojo Satoru's breathing returned to normal, and then he put down his hands, showing the same hearty smile as usual, moving the chair back with his legs dangling, and said nonchalantly, "It's decided, I want to raise it too." cat."

A kitten that is petite, gentle, and so cute that people can't help but keep it in their pockets all the time.

"Ah yes, just now you asked me if I wanted to try to raise a cat." Shenjian Liuyi remembered the topic that was diverted. She likes to have a beginning and an end, so even though she was interrupted, she added the answer, "I think it's okay. gone."

Gojo Satoru opened those clear eyes: "Why?"

"Because a cat is such a creature, its personality is really uncertain. It can be hugged by people for a while, and it can jump up and fight for a while..." Fukami Liuyi stroked the soft hair of the white cat in his arms and said, "I might I can't handle it well, I always feel that I will be bullied by the cat in turn... Please don't make fun of me, Mr. Gojo, thank you for your suggestion, but maybe I don't have the same sexuality as the cat."

Gojo Satoru almost couldn't hold back and was about to slap the table: "Why doesn't it fit, it's obviously 100% fit!"

Shenjian Liuyi pretended not to hear, thought for a while, and added: "Besides, maybe I was too worried. When I thought about raising a cat, I couldn't help worrying about its weight. To tell you the truth, I was still dreaming about it yesterday." I dreamed of a giant cat that stood taller than me and weighed heavily on my body... I always feel that if I really raise it, I will accidentally make the cat look like that. As a pet, being overweight will affect the body healthy?"

For some reason, when mentioning the big cat in the dream, Fukami Ryui seemed to see Gojo Satoru's face froze.

"Ah, ha... dreams are always reversed." Shenjian Liuyi felt that she might be too tired, otherwise how could she hear a hint of guilt from the five enlightenment words that were always confident and flamboyant.

He never pressed the cat question again.

At this time, because of the commotion before, I noticed that the waiter here finally ran over with the store manager, and took the pestering white cat from Fukami Ryuki.

The store manager apologized very embarrassedly, saying that the cat was usually very cold and would never harass the customers. He did not expect such a thing to happen, and promised to give them a discount for this table.

"It doesn't matter, it was just playing with us just now." Shenjian Liuyi comforted.When the store manager left with the reluctant white cat in his arms, she turned her head and asked, "I'm a little curious, why did that cat only target you, Mr. Wujo? Did you do anything to it?"

Hearing this, Gojo Goto was immediately indignant: "You doubt me?!"

What he said was like breaking a lover's cheating. Seeing Liu Yi rubbed the center of his brows, he said helplessly, "Because it's only fierce to you..."

Gojo Satoru: "You doubt me just because of a fat cat! Why don't you say what it did to me!"

"..." Fukami Liuyi was full of smiles, looking soft and harmless, but under her gaze, Gojo Satoru couldn't express any follow-up complaints.

"Looking at me like that, on purpose..." He muttered, as if discouraged, his snow-white hair drooped listlessly.

So, under Gojo Satoru's confession, Fukami Ryui learned that during the past few years that this guy became a regular customer in the store, he pulled the white cat's fur, secretly hid other people's dried fish snacks, and used magic power to put the cat's Tie the tail into a bow and play, etc... There are many "criminal evidence".

The guy also defended: "It was the one who provoked me first! It almost disfigured me the first time we met!"

Seeing Liu Yi: "..."

No wonder the cat greeted him in the face as soon as it came, it deserved it.

……

It was already an hour and a half by the time Gojo Satoru cleared up the table of desserts.

Fukami Liuyi looked at the man next to him who insisted on walking beside him, his eyes swept over his flat stomach, and he was very puzzled, where did he eat all these things, or did the magician have a second chance? a stomach?

Originally Fukami Ryuki agreed to go out just to pick out glasses with Wujo Gojo, but when she proposed to go to the optician's shop, the man talked about him and just wandered around in the huge shopping mall.

Every time he walks up a floor, Gojo Satoru will have a few extra bags of things in his hand—all of which he bought without batting an eye because he thought Fukami Ryui would look good in it.

Walking down like this, until there was really no place to put both hands, Gojo Satoru stopped, and said to himself: "I made a mistake, I should have asked Yidizhi to wait outside, and I can help carry the bag."

Fukami Ryui: ...Leave Mr. Yizhichi alone!

She covered her face, and the shopping guides in the store took the two of them as a fool, and fixed their eyes on them. Seeing that Liu Yi felt uncomfortable, she involuntarily moved behind Gojo Wu, using his tall figure Cover yourself.

"That's enough, Mr. Gojo, I don't need so many things..."

"A lot?" Patriarch Wutiao, who had no money pressure since childhood, was surprised, looked down at the dozen or so bags in his hand, and said sincerely, "It's just that little, and the closet can't be full."

Fukami Liuyi: "The wardrobe in the college dormitory isn't very big, is it?"

"I'm not talking about the dormitory..." Gojo Satoru stopped in time, met Fukami Ryuki's puzzled gaze, laughed suddenly, and vaguely skipped: "Well, anyway, we'll know later."

The house he bought specially, the cloakroom belonging to the hostess is very, very spacious.

Under Fukami Ryuki's tough attitude, Gojo Satoru finally gave up the idea of ​​continuing to sweep, reluctantly followed her into the optical shop, and then used the name of trying on it to wear it for a long time. .

Therefore, when Fukami Ryuki, who was exhausted physically and mentally, was finally able to walk out of the shopping mall, he found out that the tram back to Gaozhuan had stopped running.

"Hey, what a coincidence, I missed the last train." The white-haired man beside him said with a smile, but there was no trace of regret in his tone.

Fukami Ryui was silent under the stop sign.

"Mr. Yizhi..."

"Liuyichan, it's so late, how dare you trouble Yidizhi to pick us up?" Gojo Satoru didn't blush, as if he wasn't the one who used to make the assistant supervisor around, "I'm a good boss, and I usually don't work during working hours. Let Yi Dizhi work overtime."

"Then we..."

"Let's go to my house first?" Gojo Satoru took the words quite naturally, and the blue eyes under the sunglasses stared at her, "It's very lucky that my apartment happens to be nearby."

Seeing Liu Yi: "..."

For some reason, she sensed a sense of disobedience.

But Gojo Satoru put on an innocent expression, and after buying so many things, his request to temporarily store the shopping bags in the apartment was reasonable, so Fukami Ryui agreed.

The high-end apartment has complete facilities, and Wujo Gojo’s room has a large floor-to-ceiling window, which can easily overlook the night view of Tokyo. Gojo Wu also specifically mentioned: “This is the second time Liu Yijiang has come here~”

"I don't have an impression." Fukami Ryuki's memory is still very chaotic, occasionally a little fragment may emerge, but it can't be put together.

Gojo Satoru seemed to be recalling something, and his breath was unpleasant for a moment: "Ah, that time Liu Yichan ran away without waiting for me to come back, so I had to redecorate this house."

... Is there any inevitable connection between her leaving and the renovation of the house?Deeply seeing Liu Yi is at a loss.

Gojo Satoru didn't say any more, just casually threw the bag on the ground, and immediately yelled to go to the kitchen to replenish the sugar.

"Please don't throw things around... Forget it." Seeing that Liu Yi couldn't see, she sighed softly, and resigned herself to squatting down to help tidy up, taking out the things one by one and putting them away.

Gojo Satoru stopped, leaning against the wall and staring at her back.After a while, his cell phone rang suddenly, and after seeing the name of the caller displayed on the screen, Gojo Satoru quietly walked to the balcony before pressing the answer button.

"I helped you get Ms. Fukami's supervision right, don't you want to say thank you, Mr. Gojo?" Osamu Dazai's voice contained an ambiguous smile.

Gojo Satoru leaned lazily on the railing: "Don't make a legitimate deal like you're helping others, Osamu Dazai."

The other end of the phone chuckled: "Okay, I'm on the Shinkansen back to Yokohama, and I'll let you know as soon as Mr. Mori agrees, but it's best to be prepared for heavy bleeding."

Gojo Satoru's voice was devoid of emotion: "It's the old guys' business to have heartaches. They have deployed a lot of people in Yokohama, right? Tsk, I'm not interested in getting involved in the battle of people with supernatural abilities."

As he said that, Gojo Satoru raised his eyelids, moved the tip of his other empty finger slightly, and the instant spell power hit the watcher on the opposite floor. People were kicked out of the window, and shattered glass splashed down.

The pair of sky pupils looked at this scene indifferently, and the clean blue sky was gradually filled with dark clouds.

Those rotten oranges really don't give up... At the high school, they couldn't install people, so when Shen Jian Liuyi went out, they sent people to follow them from a distance. It's called observing unstable factors, but it's actually not surveillance. ?

So he had to express his attitude. The blow just now was not fatal, but it was enough to make the monitor lie down for two or three months.

Fukami Ryuki in the room also heard the noise outside, and asked suspiciously, "What happened?"

Gojo Satoru replied casually: "The flower pot upstairs fell."

"Really." Seeing that Liu Yi had no doubt about him, Shen Jian continued to concentrate on sorting things.

Dazai Osamu on the other end of the phone also heard the voice, but the former mafia cadre who had been involved in the killing naturally wouldn't make a fuss about it. He knew without thinking that Gojo Satoru was warning the high-level people, and he even seemed to be He sighed deeply: "It's a pity, I also wanted to try the method of jumping off a building to commit suicide."

After a pause, he continued: "No matter where you are, there are a lot of stupid lackeys, but this time I hope they will be a little bit lucky."

Gojo Satoru wouldn't care about these petty tricks that can't be seen on the stage, but it's different when it comes to Fukami Ryuki. In front of him, those high-level people dare to install monitors. If he gets caught by other things, wouldn't they Will he attack Liu Yi more brazenly?

So, this time, Gojo Satoru was merciless.

After finishing the call with Osamu Dazai, Gojo Satoru returned to the living room and found that Fukami Ryui had already packed everything.

"It's too late, I have to go back..."

Just as he was about to propose to leave, Gojo Satoru suddenly jumped up, sat cross-legged on the expensive and soft carpet, rested his chin on the armrest of the sofa, pulled down half of his sunglasses, and winked at Fukami Ryuki who was sitting on the sofa: "How long have you been out so late?" It’s not safe, why not just stay here for one night!”

"No, I..."

"My bed is very big. It won't be crowded even if two people sleep, and the pillows are very soft. Liu Yichan is not used to sleeping on hard pillows, right? The pillows purchased by Gaozhuan are all hard. If you fall asleep, just sleep It will unconsciously move out of the pillow."

"Thank you, you can stay here and rest by yourself...wait a minute." Shenjian Liuyi suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the words just now.Wujo Wutuo, why did he know his sleeping habits?

But before she could think about it, Gojo Satoru continued to mess around, just like the white cat in the dessert shop that wrapped its tail around her ankle and wouldn't let it go.

Her thoughts were interrupted, Fukami Liuyi's attention was drawn away, she smiled softly: "Mr. Gojo forgot, I can use a spell to reset the time to last night, and then my position will be different. It was transferred to the high school."

Wutiaowu: "..."

What, there is still this crop!

With a sullen face, he gritted his teeth fiercely, secretly thinking that he made a mistake.Damn, both the location and the time have been calculated, but the last step is missing...!

Just a little bit, just a little bit!

The oversized white big cat that had failed in its abduction collapsed in despondency.