Dating game NPC just wants to break off the marriage

In the early hours of the New Year's Eve, Ijichi, a hard-working social animal, watched the red and white song at home and was planning to go to the shrine to pay homage at the beginning of the new year, when he received a call from his troublesome boss.

Looking at the familiar name on the phone screen, Yi Dizhi felt his eyes hurt badly. If conditions permit, he really wants to pretend that he is a deaf-mute person, so that he can avoid having to deal with irrelevant people at this moment capitalist.

But this is obviously an extravagant wish, so, in the choice of answering the phone respectfully and waiting for orders immediately, or coveting a momentary pleasure and being bound by the strongest magician afterwards, Yi Dizhi very wisely abandoned the latter.

After pressing the answer button, a carefree laugh came from the other end of the phone: "Hey, Yidizhi, happy new year~"

No, I am very unhappy.Yidizhi thought blankly, but still perfectly maintained the tone that a social animal should have: "Mr. Wujo, happy holidays, do you have any important matters?"

Yidizhi slightly accentuated the pronunciation of the word "holiday" in order to awaken the conscience of the boss who doesn't know if he is still alive, trying to remind him that at this point in time, others should not be allowed to work overtime.

"Hey, the voice sounds very reluctant - in order to send New Year greetings to subordinates on time this time, I have not slept all the time, I didn't expect to be so unpopular, it really makes me a little sad. But I am a considerate and magnanimous boss, so I will forgive you, Yiji." Gojo Satoru naturally ignored Yijizhi's implicit protest, circled the ending, and laughed happily.

Yidizhi was silent for a while, as if choked: "...Mr. Wutiao, if you have something to say, just say it."

He declined to comment on the man's boastfulness.

The other end of the phone was quiet for a few seconds, and Gojo Satoru's tone suddenly became serious: "Yi Dizhi, there is a very, very important task for you now, if you mess it up, the consequences will be disastrous."

Yi Dizhi was confused by the man's sudden serious attitude, and subconsciously said, "Eh, yes?"

"I'm not joking, the severity of this matter is probably comparable to the destruction of Tokyo." Gojo Satoru lowered his voice, "If it is not done well, it will cause me a lot of trouble, you know, as for me, once If you are not happy, it is difficult to control the strength. Ah, the current buildings seem to be relatively fragile, if they collapse, it will be very troublesome to clean up, and even you, Yizhi, may be forced to work overtime for a month."

Gojo Satoru's words sounded very heavy, especially the word overtime, which immediately cast a psychological shadow on Yidizhi.

Originally, he thought that this person must have come here to amuse him on purpose, but now he couldn't help but feel nervous: "Hey, what is it... Could it be that there is another unregistered super-spell spirit like last time!"

"Hmm... That's right, it's the kind of despicable and shameless special curse spirit that can destroy family relationships, Yidizhi, as a qualified auxiliary supervisor, you will perform your duties well, right?" It was obviously a question, Gojo Satoru didn't intend to ask for advice at all, and his tone was firm.

"I know!" Infected, Yidi straightened his back unknowingly. He glanced at the long line of people outside the car window, gritted his teeth, turned the steering wheel, and drove in the direction away from the shrine, "Mr. Gojo, may I ask?" Where is the mission location?"

There was a chuckle from the other end of the phone, and Wujo Wu said word by word: "Yes, yes, me, home, oh."

Yidizhi: "...???"

Swallowing the words "Are you kidding me?" with difficulty, Yidizhi's face showed a profound bewilderment: Are the curse spirits these days... so wild that they dare to break into the house of the strongest magician?

Confused, Yi Dizhi drove the car to a high-end apartment in Gojo Wuzai according to the address given, only to find that the place was calm and there was no sign of the invasion of the curse spirit.Following the instructions sent by Gojo Satoru, he asked for a spare key from the management office, and opened the door carefully, but nothing happened, and Gojo Satoru himself was not at home.

"Well, Mr. Gojo, you called me here, what is it..." Yi Dizhi was completely at a loss.

"Ah, you go to the cloakroom of the master bedroom first." Gojo Satoru commanded on the phone, suddenly, there was a small sound from the other end, and Yidizhi could only hear his originally casual tone suddenly softened, and his voice was extremely soft, As if dealing with a fragile object, he said, "Are you awake?"

Yi Dizhi thought he was talking to him at first, but then realized that there was another person beside Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru's voice continued, but it sounded a little fuzzy, probably covering the microphone: "It looks like you're very tired... It's hard work, it doesn't matter if you sleep a little longer, I will always be here with you Tasks? Don’t worry, there are no tasks, after all, it’s the New Year, even the magic spirit should have a holiday, just now I was just looking for an excuse to lie to Yi Dizhi, I won’t leave.”

Yidizhi: ...you said it!Although he was mentally prepared when he came to the apartment, wouldn't it be too shameless to say that he was abducting him so openly!That so-called mean and shameless curse spirit is actually referring to you, Mr. Gojo!

"Are you so sleepy, you can't even open your eyes... Hey, what do you mean by turning your head away, do you dislike me? No, no, this is the only thing that is not allowed. Come on, come closer here, Or do you prefer a cold chair to my arms? Why did you suddenly raise your hand and put it down again—I understand, this means you want to beat me up, but it’s a pity, you have no strength in your body, right? ? Wow, so pitiful, pitiful, I can’t even move my fingers.”

There was an indescribable smile in Gojo Satoru's tone, and the undisguised uptick of his voice was the ultimate joy that Yidizhi had never seen before.

For some reason, Yi Dizhi felt a chill run down his back even though the apartment was well heated, and subconsciously shuddered, almost unable to restrain himself from feeling a little sympathetic to the person next to Gojo Satoru.

Having said that, there is no doubt that there is only one candidate for Gojo Satoru, the guy who can become the most unpopular No.

"...I'm sorry, I'm sorry, because this look is too cute, I can't help but want to tease it, don't be angry, I promise I won't say such stupid things anymore, okay? But speaking of it, Liu Yi should have gotten used to it long ago. , After all, you have said so much just now, and you haven't raised any objections, so this should be acquiesced—don't move, if you move again, you will really fall, okay?"

The movement on the other end of the phone was louder, it seemed that Gojo Satoru had thrown away the phone and brought someone back in a leisurely manner.

Yi Dizhi was vacillating between hanging up the phone and staying away from the phone.Sure enough, the other person is Ms. Fukami, but these words sound weird, what are these two people doing.

Gojo Satoru seemed to be close to Shen Jian Liuyi's ear to comfort her for a while, but Yidizhi couldn't hear clearly. After a few minutes, the phone was picked up again, and Gojo Satoru said briskly, "Phew, I finally put Liu Yichan back to sleep. Oh, ah, my fingers are still holding the corner of my clothes and I won’t let go. I’m holding her so tightly, is it because I’m worried that I’ll leave while she’s asleep... She’s so obedient, isn’t she? Sure enough, in this special period, the girl The child will feel very insecure, and instead of disappearing from her without authorization, he chooses to ask Yidizhi for help, which is really the right decision."

Although it sounded like he was praising himself, Yidizhi was not happy at all, he just wanted to throw the resignation letter in the face of his black-hearted boss.

After a small episode, Gojo Satoru returned to the topic, and continued to send people unceremoniously: "Yi Dizhi, have you found the cloakroom?"

The cloakroom in the master bedroom of this apartment is very large, with all the compartments opened up, and a dressing table is placed inside, which is clearly prepared for the future hostess.

Yidizhi became more and more confused, completely unaware of what Gojo Satoru wanted to do: "I found it, but..."

"The first wardrobe on the left, pick a piece of clothing from it and pack it up, and the second wardrobe on the right, there is a shopping bag on the top shelf, take it with you." Gojo Satoru did not give any explanation , gave the order directly, paused after finishing speaking, and suddenly exhorted, "By the way, it doesn't matter to other places, but don't open the cabinet in the middle, remember?"

Yidizhi: "What, pick, pick clothes?"

Gojo Satoru added: "The address will be sent to you later, after packing up what I said, just bring it over, thank you for your hard work~"

Yidizhi: "Wait, wait??"

In a daze, the phone was hung up.

Yi Dizhi stood alone in the huge cloakroom with his mobile phone in his hands, his back looked extremely bleak.

So in the end, the extremely important task Gojo Satoru said was extremely urgent and would lead to the destruction of Tokyo if he didn't do it--it was just to help him run errands and get a few clothes? !

Yidizhi felt that his blood pressure continued to rise, so he stood on the spot and did several psychological counseling, and finally calmed down. He walked to the closet that Gojo Satoru mentioned with heavy steps, and opened the closet door.

In the closet on the left is a row of men's shirts, most of which haven't even removed the tags, and the prices on them are ridiculously high. Yidizhi strictly followed the instructions of his boss, picked out a black shirt and wrapped it up, and then walked to the closet on the right , and took down the shopping bag Gojo Satoru said.

After the things were packed, Yi Dizhi was about to leave, but his footsteps paused slightly by the door, and Wujo Wu's words just now flashed in his mind.That guy made a point of not opening the middle cabinet... Is there something hidden in there?

If Gojo Satoru hadn't specifically mentioned it, Yidizhi would certainly not have cared about it, but human curiosity is like this, the more you are not allowed to do something, the more you want to do it.

After hesitating for a few seconds, the anger of being forced to work overtime by the boss took the upper hand. Yidizhi comforted himself in his heart and left with a glance. He glanced inward.

Although it was just a glimpse, the scene in his eyes still made Yi Dizhi stunned on the spot, and he unconsciously let go of the handle, and even the close of the cabinet door with a bang did not wake up his wandering thoughts.

That, that closet... The strange clothes that Yidizhi saw in that glance seemed to flash before Yidizhi's eyes again.

The materials of the clothes are all top-notch, and the style is very beautiful. You can tell at a glance that they are specially made to order by someone. They put a lot of thought into it, but, but!

——It’s too cool!And all of them are styles that will definitely cause misunderstanding when worn out, and some of them are professional clothes that are only suitable for special occasions... Forget about these, why are there tails, tails!

"I've never heard that Mr. Gojo likes cats before..."

Gudong, Yidizhi swallowed, and couldn't help wiping the cold sweat off his head, feeling that he who accidentally spied on the strongest secret might be silenced at any time.

The answer to this question is self-evident, who owns the horrible clothes in that cabinet. After all, they are all styles worn by girls. Except for Miss Fukami, no one else has the chance to try them on.

"I don't know if Ms. Fukami knows about the existence of this wardrobe... No, it would be too pitiful if she didn't know." Yidi moved away from the cloakroom with lingering fear, as if this place was some kind of dragon's den. It's too funny."

According to his visual inspection, there are at least [-] pieces of this kind of clothes in the closet. If you really want to try on one by one... Yi Dizhi has a look of pain on his face, and silently laments for Shen Jian Liuyi in his heart.

Yi Dizhi, who has been single until now, does not understand the special hobbies of the strongest magician, but is shocked and just wants to call the police.

……

The address that Gojo Satoru sent him showed that it was located in the wilderness of Saitama Prefecture.

Yidizhi didn't want to find out why those two people ran to such a ghostly place on New Year's Eve. He drove the car all the way to the destination and found an abandoned church standing there. Gojo Satoru obviously sensed his arrival long ago and was already waiting at the door , excitedly waved at him.

"Yidizhi, it's so slow~ I've been waiting for more than two hours."

Is this kind of boss really unable to complain?Yi Dizhi thought sadly, but handed over the bag respectfully.

"Wait a minute, it will be ready soon." Gojo Satoru took the bag, turned and walked into the abandoned church.

At this time, Yidizhi noticed that the man's neckline was opened a little wide, and he didn't seem too cold. The belt on his trousers was loosely tied, as if it could fall off at any time. Even his white hair, which was always well-groomed , which is also very messy at this time.

Could it be that the two of them came here to exorcise the cursed spirit and had a fight?Yi Dizhi was a little confused, but Wu Tiaowu was driving infinite, and there was no magic spirit that could get in. Even if he got into a fight, he wouldn't be in such a mess, right?

After sitting in the car and waiting for 10 minutes, Yi Dizhi finally saw two people walking out of the church.

To be precise, only Gojo Satoru was walking around, and Fukami Ryuki was held in his arms, covered with a man's long and wide coat, which was tightly wrapped from head to toe, with only a little hair exposed , and the gray-purple long hair pouring down the man's entire arm.

"Yidichi, help turn up the temperature." After sitting in the back seat of the car, Gojo Satoru ordered, and then placed Fukami Ryuki on his lap, and gently lifted her small face from the airtight coat freed her so she wouldn't be breathing hard.

But the parts below the face are still tightly covered, as if there is something shady on her body, for fear of being seen by others.

"Go back to the apartment." Wujo Satoru said casually, looked down at the person in his arms, and chuckled almost inaudibly, his tone was as soft as a sigh, "Sleeping so deeply, it was obviously Liuyi who made a fuss first , refused to go out with only my coat on, and when the clothes arrived, they didn’t bother to get up and put them on, and asked me to help you, just like a child... When you wake up, I will ask for compensation ?”

Yidizhi couldn't hold back, and sneaked a glance from the rear angle, and found that Fukami Ryuki was leaning on Wujo Wu's shoulder, breathing slowly, and deep tiredness could be vaguely seen in his closed eyes.

At this time, Gojo Satoru raised his hand to adjust her posture so that she could sleep more comfortably. During the process, the coat covering Fukami Ryuki slipped a little inadvertently, revealing a section of her neck that was as white as jade.

Yidizhi could clearly see that the men's shirt he brought from the apartment was being worn on Fukami Ryuki at this time, but this is not the point, the point is - Fukami Ryuki's exposed skin, from the neck to the collarbone One piece, covered with dazzling traces!

The color is deep red, like plum blossoms blooming in the snow, and some places have deep traces, as if they have been rubbed repeatedly, and have turned slightly purple. At first glance, it is shocking—if it is not for being a normal man, Yidi knows Instinctively understood what these traces were, he might suspect that Fukami Ryui had suffered inhuman abuse.

Gojo Satoru reacted extremely quickly, and immediately pulled up the coat again in the next second, covering up those hideous hickey marks under the coat.

"No—you can't watch it, Yidichi." The strongest conjurer narrowed his eyes and dragged out his tone lazily.Even though Yidizhi thinks his movements are secretive, under the six eyes, there is nothing to hide, and his small movements naturally cannot escape.

"Sorry, Mr. Gojo." Yidizhi quickly looked away and concentrated on driving.

"It's hard work for you to take a trip, this is good, I will let you take a good vacation for the next half month, how about it?" Maybe because he was worried about the sleeping Fukami Ryuki, Gojo Satoru's voice was not loud, "Speaking of it, thanks What about you, because I have to guard Liu Yichan, there is no way to leave, and Nitro has turned off the phone directly, if you hadn't helped bring the clothes here, after she wakes up, she will probably be angry with me for a long time, right?"

If he had known that he should have learned from his senior family members and lost contact during the holidays, Yidizhi thought regretfully that in this way, Gojo Satoru would be punished by his fiancée.

Yidizhi remained silent, and Gojo Satoru didn't need anyone to answer, and complained on his own.

"Really, she refuses to leave with just my coat on. Liu Yi is always shy about these details, isn't she cute? The size is just right, but in the end she was forced to rush, so she cried and said that the smell was too sweet. It’s heavy, eh, isn’t it? This kind of place is also very sensitive... Ah, to be honest, is this kind of water loss really not important?”

Yidizhi: "..." He couldn't understand.

Gojo Satoru, who was extremely bored, began to play with Fukami Ryuki's slender fingers, like a cat finding a favorite toy, folding it back and forth, having a great time.

Seeing that his boss shifted his target and did not continue the mental attack, Yidizhi immediately breathed a sigh of relief and focused his attention on the road.But it didn't take long before the big ADHD cat couldn't stand it anymore and tried to harass his dedicated subordinate again with his paws.

"Yidichi, tell me, do girls really care about their own things?" Gojo Satoru asked a tricky question.

Yi Dizhi, who is single, innocently sends out a questioning "ha".

Gojo Satoru didn't care about his response, and said to himself: "As for me, I just couldn't control the force a little bit, tore...and ruined her clothes, and as a result, she ignored me and scolded me for throwing things around. stuff, but when I incinerated everything I threw away, she seemed to get angrier—what the hell?"

Yi Dizhi: "..." He couldn't give an answer, but the only thing he was certain of was that if Fukami Ryui saw the things hanging in that mysterious cabinet, he would definitely run away overnight.

After a long journey, Yi Dizhi was exhausted physically and mentally from being harassed by the big white cat who was unwilling to be lonely. After finally driving the car back to the apartment downstairs, he almost greeted the two people off the car with the attitude of sending the plague god off, and then stepped on the gas pedal , away from the dust.

It was as if there was a curse spirit chasing after him.

The 1.9-meter white cat tilted its head, and did not find out the reason why the assistant supervisor left in such a hurry, so he simply put the incident behind his head, hugged his frail lover in his arms, and did not take the stairs. Seeing that there was no one on the street at midnight, he jumped into the air and entered the room from the balcony.

Entering the warm room with the underfloor heating on, seeing Liu Yi seemed to be feeling something, he hummed softly in a daze, but he didn't wake up, instead he moved his body and buried himself deeper into Wujo Wu's arms.

"Sure enough, you're more honest when you're asleep." Gojo Satoru took a step forward, but instead of entering the bedroom, he carried him into the bathroom.

After skillfully placing a tank of warm water, Gojo Satoru turned around and tried to strip Fukami Ryuki's obstructive clothes off, but perhaps feeling uneasy, she tightly grabbed the shirt inside and refused to let go, Gojo Satoru half-coaxed and half-deceived , the hoarse voice lingered in her ears for a long time before she finished this difficult task while she was drowsy from the smoke.

If it wasn't for the fear of making people anxious again, according to Wujou's character, of course it would be the simplest and straightforward way, tearing them all off would be the most convenient.

After testing the temperature of the water, Gojo Satoru gently carried him in, his sore and weak body touched the steaming pool, Fukami Ryuki's frowning brows gradually relaxed.

Although a simple cleaning had already been done in the abandoned church, Gojo Satoru had personally seen her so weak that she struggled to move her fingers, so naturally it would be better to clean it up again.

"It's so warm..." Shen Jian Liuyi was extremely tired, even this failed to wake her up from her deep sleep, she just shrank back according to her instinct.

Gojo Satoru pressed her shoulders from behind to prevent her from moving, and sighed: "It's not fair, Liu Yi."

This kind of thing is simply a different kind of torture. As comfortable as one of them is, the other has to suffer as much.Gojo Satoru lowered his eyes, reflecting the deep emotions rolling in the eyes of the sky, like a harbinger of an approaching storm, but was suppressed by reason just before the eruption.

His knuckle fingers swiped under the warm water. Under the clear water, from the neck all the way to the ankles was a tragic scene. The only face that survived the disaster was not much better, and the lips were very red and swollen.

The special-grade magic tool that rang in the middle of the night, the pair of golden bells were wrapped around Fukami Ryuki's ankles and fell asleep, dormant quietly.

And its owner relaxed in his lover's arms, almost shutting off all senses, only occasionally when his fingers passed over certain vulnerable areas, he would tremble slightly as if feeling frightened.

In order to prevent the water in the pool from getting cold, Gojo Satoru has been keeping an eye on the temperature, adding clean hot water to the bathtub in due course.The water in the pool was already hot enough, but there were still places where the temperature far exceeded the surrounding average, as if deliberately trying to melt the slightly cold fingertips on the spot.

Gojo Satoru's breathing quickened involuntarily, and he squeezed out a sentence that almost changed his tone: "Huh, it's really amazing... so cunning, Liu Yichan, don't you want to let me go even if you fall asleep?"

I don't know where it came across, the pool water suddenly stirred up waves, and some of the swaying water splashed out of the bathtub. Amidst the sound of the water waves, the slight ringing of the bell was fleeting.

In her sleep, she saw Liu Yi frowned uncomfortably, with an indescribable resistance on her face, and murmured like a dream: "Wu Jun, enough is enough, I can't take any more...it will break, It will really break..."

Gojo Satoru: "...Did you do it on purpose, Liu Yichan?"

He took a deep breath, raised his hand abruptly, there was a splashing sound, and the warm water splashed on the two of them. Gojo Satoru tightly hugged his lover with both hands, and buried his hairy head in the neck of Fukami Ryuki. , It took a long time to finally calm down.

...It's too dangerous.

Gojo Satoru took advantage of the situation and lifted up the wet hair in front of his forehead. The eyes of the sky that were not covered were dark and deep, and the sky seemed to be covered by a layer of dark clouds.

After calming down, the strongest conjurer looked down at Fukami Liuyi, because after soaking in warm water for a while, she felt refreshed a lot, and even the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, obviously sleeping more soundly, but On the contrary... Gojo Satoru felt that he might need to keep his eyes open until dawn.

"Really..." Pulling the towel from the side and picking him up, Gojo Gojo poked Fukami Ryuki's soft cheek with a funny face, "I can't stay any longer, otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to wash it clean forever. ?”

……

Fukami Ryui was awakened by hunger.

She opened her eyes, and what she saw was the ceiling and the strange room decoration around her—this was not her dormitory in the college, this was her first reaction.

Before she had time to think normally, she was first defeated by the ubiquitous soreness all over her body.No matter where it hurts, every muscle seems to be overused, and all parts are declared to be facing the end of rust overnight, as if... the body no longer belongs to me.

Deeply seeing that Liu Yi's eyes were filled with the haze of waking up, and she was paralyzed on the bed for an unknown amount of time, she gradually regained some consciousness, tried to bend her arms slowly and with difficulty, trying to prop herself up, but ended up halfway Just break the halberd and sink into the sand.

How should I put it, the brain can still perceive the existence of the limbs, but the command signal is intermittent, showing a state of severe network delay.

After the senses, the memory of last night came long after, and finally returned to its place. As more details were remembered, Fukami Liuyi's face became more subtle, and finally miraculously regained some strength, and retracted himself into the bed middle.

She, no, it was Wujo Satoru who dragged her to do something ridiculous—! !

To be honest, Fukami Ryuki really wanted to lose her memory completely and forget all those crazy scenes, but it was obviously not realistic, so she turned green and pale for a while, and could only accept the fact that she was bullied until she couldn't move.

Lying in a daze for a while, there was a click from the bedroom door, the door was opened, a snow-white head poked in, and then rushed into the room, there was also a burst of food aroma, and the smell from the kitchen. The sound of sizzling cooking.

"Finally woke up, breakfast is almost ready, but seeing Liu Yijiang sleeping so soundly, I don't want to disturb at all, I was worried that the food would be wasted, it's all right now!" He also wore a cute bear apron, but the size of the apron was not suitable for his height of 1.9 meters, which made him look a little funny.

Fukami Liuyi turned her head with difficulty, not really wanting to talk to him.

But this person seemed to be doing it on purpose, and asked loudly: "Can you sit up, Liu Yi? If you need my help, please don't be polite!"

The expectations in the voice were almost overflowing.

Shen Jian Liuyi: "...Wu Jun."

She called out, but it was fine if she didn't speak, but when she spoke, even she was startled.Her throat hurt badly, and her voice was unbelievably hoarse, as if there were coarse sand rolling in it, so she couldn't help coughing a few times.

"Don't talk." Almost at the same time, a warm body was next to him. Gojo Satoru skillfully helped her up, let Fukami Ryuki lean on him, then picked up the warm water on the bedside table, and brought it to her mouth By the side, he slowly fed her a few sips, while gently patting her on the back.

"Liu Yi, remember to talk less in the next few days. I bought you medicine to moisten your throat. How are you doing now? Do you still feel uncomfortable?" When he was a little vigilant, this person's bad taste returned to his old ways, "After all, it's normal for the throat to be unbearable after shouting all night. It must be very hard, right? If I had known this, I should have blocked it at that time, right? "

If you ignore the behavior of this oversized big cat dawdling on him, Fukami Ryui is still willing to listen to this guy's words of apology.

"I'm sorry, Liu Yi, I will reflect on it - because Liu Yijiang's voice is so beautiful that I can't help but indulge in it, and I didn't stop this from happening in time. As the first responsible person, I promise that I will definitely do it next time. You learned your lesson? Forgive me, okay?"

Seeing Liu Yi: "..."

She suppressed the discomfort in her throat and said word by word: "Wujo Wu, you bastard."