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Chapter 27 It's Not Scientific
It was getting late at night, but Jin Zhou stayed at Yang Shiyu's house.
The clothes on his body were strongly smelled of alcohol. After Jin Zhou went to the bathroom to take a comfortable bath, he changed into Yang Shiyu's white short sleeves and loose shorts. He didn't wear anything underneath and just shook them around. walked out of the bathroom.
The weather in the night of October was already a bit chilly, and the sudden temperature difference made Jin Zhou shiver, so he came to the bedroom in three steps at a time, and got into Yang Shiyu's bed.
At this moment, Yang Shiyu was still asleep, so he turned his back to Jin Zhou and said, "I brought you a blanket, you go to sleep on the sofa."
"I don't." Jin Zhou hugged Yang Shiyu like a koala, "You left such a wide space here, didn't you just wait for me to come over?"
The 1.5-meter-wide bed is just enough for an adult to sleep comfortably. However, when Jin Zhou came over, he saw Yang Shiyu was leaning against the window, leaving a wide space for his back.
"If you really don't want me to come," Jin Zhou squeezed on Yang Shiyu again, "then you lock the door."
Yang Shiyu stopped answering the call and let Jin Zhou hold him.
Although the current situation is very different from the "husband come quickly" picture in Jin Zhou's imagination, he is already very satisfied to be able to successfully climb onto Yang Shiyu's bed.
The two became quiet, their breathing gradually became steady, and after a while, Yang Shiyu suddenly called softly: "Jin Zhou."
"Huh?" Jin Zhou was in a daze, already on the verge of falling asleep.
"Don't drink like that again in the future." Yang Shiyu said, "It's not good for your health."
"You control me again." Jin Zhou leaned forward, resting his head on the back of Yang Shiyu's neck, "Seriously, Yang Shiyu, if you want to control me, it's very simple, call me husband, I'm 100% Listen to your words, you tell me to go east, I will never go west."
The room became quiet again. Knowing that Yang Shiyu couldn't cry, Jin Zhou adjusted his sleeping position and fell asleep comfortably.
As everyone knows, Yang Shiyu in the dark did not close his eyes, and began to think seriously about Jin Zhou's proposal.
The next day was the weekend, and Yang Shiyu didn't get up early.
When Jin Zhou woke up, he realized that he had pushed Yang Shiyu to the edge of the bed.
At this moment, Xiao Zhouzhou was very energetic. Before Yang Shiyu woke up, Jin Zhou dared to rub against Yang Shiyu. He thought Yang Shiyu would not find out, so he accidentally used it. As a result, Yang Shiyu looked sideways at him abruptly, and asked expressionlessly, "What are you doing?"
The eyes of the two met directly, and they didn't even have a chance to pretend to be asleep.
"Uh, they're all men, understand." Jin Zhou stretched out his hand as he spoke, "I can also help you—"
Although Jin Zhou's movements were so natural, in his expectation, the sneak attack would definitely not be successful.
However, what he didn't expect was that Yang Shiyu didn't stop his hand, so he touched a strange thing.
"Isn't that right?" Jin Zhou immediately took his hand back and stared at Yang Shiyu with wide eyes, "Isn't this scientific?"
"Where is it unscientific?" Yang Shiyu sat up and lifted the quilt casually, regardless of the shock that the big killer brought to Jin Zhou.
"I must still be dreaming." Jin Zhou closed his eyes and lay back down again, repeating this sentence silently three times.
Yang Shiyu picked up the gold-rimmed glasses beside the bed and put them on, turned over on his two strong and straight long legs and got out of bed. While changing into home clothes, he said to Jin Zhou who was pretending to sleep: "You asked me yesterday Not gay."
Jin Zhou opened his eyes abruptly.
"I am." Yang Shiyu pulled the hem of his clothes to block the Lantau Island that hadn't disappeared yet.
"You really are?" Jin Zhou sat up straight, "I knew it! You are not a straight man!"
"You" is not a good word, Yang Shiyu immediately frowned.
"Ahem." Jin Zhou cleared his throat and became inexplicably nervous, "Well, what do you mean by suddenly admitting it?"
"It doesn't mean much." Yang Shiyu said lightly, "You said you wanted to have a date with me."
Jin Zhou felt more and more that he was dreaming, and he even began to wonder if Yang Shiyu had some conspiracy.
He asked uncertainly, "You mean... promise?"
"It's not impossible." Yang Shiyu sat down by the bed with a flat expression as if he was discussing today's menu.
Jin Zhou felt that something was wrong even more, and frowned suspiciously: "Why did you suddenly...?"
"I have the conditions." Yang Shiyu interrupted Jin Zhou's question in a flat tone.
"I'll just say it." Hearing this, Jin Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, "What conditions?"
"You said it yourself," Yang Shiyu paused, "Listen to me, I will tell you to go east, and you will never go west."
Hi, Ganqing is here for this.
Jin Zhou probably figured out what Yang Shiyu meant, he must be causing Yang Shiyu a headache too much, so Yang Shiyu decided to sacrifice himself and tie him up.
Although the purpose is impure, Jin Zhou thinks it is not unacceptable. Men, they just want to listen to their wives.
"Okay." Jin Zhou put his hands behind his back and accepted Yang Shiyu's proposal, "Then you should call me husband now."
"I have one more condition." Yang Shiyu pushed the glasses with his middle finger, his eyes were hidden behind the lenses and he couldn't see clearly.
"Just mention it, I agree." Jin Zhou waited impatiently for the two words he had been expecting for a long time to come out from his red lips, but then, Yang Shiyu did say those two words, but it was more than that. two words.
"I'm on top." Yang Shiyu said, "You call me husband."
The bedroom fell silent in an instant, Jin Zhou tilted his head, and asked in bewilderment, "What did you say?"
"You," Yang Shiyu deliberately slowed down, "call me husband."
Jin Zhou seemed to be struck by a thunderbolt, and looked at Yang Shiyu in disbelief, with a bad premonition in his heart.
"Think about it." Yang Shiyu got up and left the bedroom.
What do you think?
Jin Zhou froze on the bed, asking Yang Shiyu to mess with him?
A strange picture suddenly appeared in his mind, he suddenly came back to his senses, covered his chest with the quilt, and shouted angrily towards the outside of the bedroom: "Yang Shiyu, you are thinking about farting!"
If Lawyer Li's offer of 48 yuan for settlement seems like a joke to Jin Zhou, then Yang Shiyu's desire to suppress Jin Zhou is the same as Lawyer Li asking Luo Xueqing to pay [-] yuan. It's a big joke to say.
Breakfast was still hot egg noodles, and the two sat at the dining table facing each other, Yang Shiyu was at ease, just like usual.
But Jin Zhou is always uncomfortable. When he thinks that his gentle and gentle teacher Xiao Yang is such a person, he feels very uncomfortable.
"No," Jin Zhou couldn't bear it anymore, put down his chopsticks and looked at Yang Shiyu and asked, "Why do you think you can be on top?"
"I should ask you that." Yang Shiyu ate the noodles with his eyes half down.
"Obviously I'm 1." Jin Zhou began to reason, "I have so many babies, I can't be 1, okay?"
Yang Shiyu glanced at Jin Zhou coldly.
Well, now is not the time to talk about baby.
"Don't think I can't beat you all the time," Jin Zhou said again, "I can't bear to beat you, so I put in all my strength."
"Then do you think I have the heart to beat you up?" Yang Shiyu asked back.
What Jin Zhou said was mixed with worry and joy. On the one hand, he heard that Yang Shiyu cared about him, but on the other hand, Yang Shiyu meant that he didn't use his full strength.
Jin Zhou hadn't practiced seriously for some years, and felt a little guilty for a while, and asked awkwardly: "Well, who did you learn to fight with? How can the judge be so violent?"
"Because the job of a judge is very dangerous." Yang Shiyu said, "A few years ago, a judge was killed, and my work unit organized joint training with the armed police. I worshiped a master."
"Wu, armed police?" Jin Zhou was shocked suddenly.Thinking back to the incident where the skycar was smashed a few days ago, he thought it was good that Yang Shiyu could fight.
Since the value of force was not comparable, he decided to change his mind.
"That one just now, cough..." He coughed, "Did I touch it wrong?"
"No." Yang Shiyu looked at Jin Zhou calmly, "I'm only that old."
"How is that possible!" Jin Zhou firmly refused to believe, "Are you an elephant?"
Yang Shiyu didn't answer the call, which was his default.
Jin Zhou decided to take a sip of noodle soup to relax.
After a while, he put down the bowl in his hand and changed his mind: "How tall are you? I'm already 1 meters."
In fact, it was 1 meters, and he secretly falsely reported it to himself by 83 centimeters.
"Bare feet measure 1 meters." Yang Shiyu said.
"I do not believe!!!"
In fact, Jin Zhou could feel that Yang Shiyu was slightly taller than him.
The real touch just now also told him that he was indeed right.
Hateful, too hateful.
Jin Zhou was so angry that he went downstairs to buy melon seed soda, and then went back to Yang Shiyu's sofa to watch TV.
Today is the weekend, and Yang Shiyu is still working in his study.
He came out of the study to fetch water, looked at Jin Zhou who was angrily kowtowling sunflower seeds and asked, "You haven't left yet?"
"I'm a lawyer, and I can't be impulsive." Jin Zhou said, "I want to seriously consider your proposal."
Yang Shiyu dropped a "casual" look and returned to the study.
It's not that Jin Zhou didn't try to convince himself, what is he trying to do after being single for so many years?He always went to the court, what was he doing hanging around in front of Yang Shiyu?
Isn't it just because I haven't let go of that damn first love.
It turned out to be good now, this first love gave him such a big "surprise".
Jin Zhou put down the melon seeds, took out his mobile phone, and sent a message in the WeChat group of three.
[Jin Zhou: Ask a question. 】
【Huzi: What】
[Xiao Wu:? 】
Jin Zhou was typing on his mobile phone: Suppose you liked a girl like a princess when you were young, and when you grow up, you find that girl is taller than you, fights better than you, and that thing is bigger than you——
No, no, Jin Zhou deleted the last sentence, edited it and sent it out.
[Jin Zhou: ...more manly than you, do you still like her? 】
[Xiao Wu: wilted, respect and blessing]
【Huzi: Very good】
【Huzi: I just like men】
Ok?
Jin Zhou brought the phone close to his eyes, thinking that he was delusional.
But Huzi quickly added another one.
【Huzi: My girl】
One positive and the other negative, Jin Zhou found that it was completely useless to ask these two people.
He was about to ask another group question, when suddenly Yang Shiyu answered the phone from the study.
The sound insulation effect of the old house is not good. Even though Yang Shiyu closed the door tightly, Jin Zhou still heard what he said.
"...When did it happen?...It can't be an accident...I see...I'll go there."
The sound stopped here, and the next second, Yang Shiyu came out of the study, and then went to the bedroom to change out of the clothes.
"Do you want to go out?" Jin Zhou stretched his neck and asked.
Yang Shiyu probably didn't pay much attention to it, and left the bedroom door ajar, leaving a palm-width slit.
Jin Zhou found a tricky angle and hung on the arm of the sofa to peek at the whole process of the judge changing clothes.
This ass is really warped.
Jin Zhou sighed regretfully.
Why is its owner so unaware?
At this time, Yang Shiyu suddenly opened the bedroom door and walked out, and Jin Zhou quickly sat down on the sofa.
"Do you want to go out?" Jin Zhou asked again.
"Well, I'm going to the Public Security Bureau." Yang Shiyu said, "Wang Darong is dead."
--------------------
Xiao Zhouzhou: A cat wearing a tiger headgear, its cry is meow~
Lantau Island: A sleeping tiger.
The clothes on his body were strongly smelled of alcohol. After Jin Zhou went to the bathroom to take a comfortable bath, he changed into Yang Shiyu's white short sleeves and loose shorts. He didn't wear anything underneath and just shook them around. walked out of the bathroom.
The weather in the night of October was already a bit chilly, and the sudden temperature difference made Jin Zhou shiver, so he came to the bedroom in three steps at a time, and got into Yang Shiyu's bed.
At this moment, Yang Shiyu was still asleep, so he turned his back to Jin Zhou and said, "I brought you a blanket, you go to sleep on the sofa."
"I don't." Jin Zhou hugged Yang Shiyu like a koala, "You left such a wide space here, didn't you just wait for me to come over?"
The 1.5-meter-wide bed is just enough for an adult to sleep comfortably. However, when Jin Zhou came over, he saw Yang Shiyu was leaning against the window, leaving a wide space for his back.
"If you really don't want me to come," Jin Zhou squeezed on Yang Shiyu again, "then you lock the door."
Yang Shiyu stopped answering the call and let Jin Zhou hold him.
Although the current situation is very different from the "husband come quickly" picture in Jin Zhou's imagination, he is already very satisfied to be able to successfully climb onto Yang Shiyu's bed.
The two became quiet, their breathing gradually became steady, and after a while, Yang Shiyu suddenly called softly: "Jin Zhou."
"Huh?" Jin Zhou was in a daze, already on the verge of falling asleep.
"Don't drink like that again in the future." Yang Shiyu said, "It's not good for your health."
"You control me again." Jin Zhou leaned forward, resting his head on the back of Yang Shiyu's neck, "Seriously, Yang Shiyu, if you want to control me, it's very simple, call me husband, I'm 100% Listen to your words, you tell me to go east, I will never go west."
The room became quiet again. Knowing that Yang Shiyu couldn't cry, Jin Zhou adjusted his sleeping position and fell asleep comfortably.
As everyone knows, Yang Shiyu in the dark did not close his eyes, and began to think seriously about Jin Zhou's proposal.
The next day was the weekend, and Yang Shiyu didn't get up early.
When Jin Zhou woke up, he realized that he had pushed Yang Shiyu to the edge of the bed.
At this moment, Xiao Zhouzhou was very energetic. Before Yang Shiyu woke up, Jin Zhou dared to rub against Yang Shiyu. He thought Yang Shiyu would not find out, so he accidentally used it. As a result, Yang Shiyu looked sideways at him abruptly, and asked expressionlessly, "What are you doing?"
The eyes of the two met directly, and they didn't even have a chance to pretend to be asleep.
"Uh, they're all men, understand." Jin Zhou stretched out his hand as he spoke, "I can also help you—"
Although Jin Zhou's movements were so natural, in his expectation, the sneak attack would definitely not be successful.
However, what he didn't expect was that Yang Shiyu didn't stop his hand, so he touched a strange thing.
"Isn't that right?" Jin Zhou immediately took his hand back and stared at Yang Shiyu with wide eyes, "Isn't this scientific?"
"Where is it unscientific?" Yang Shiyu sat up and lifted the quilt casually, regardless of the shock that the big killer brought to Jin Zhou.
"I must still be dreaming." Jin Zhou closed his eyes and lay back down again, repeating this sentence silently three times.
Yang Shiyu picked up the gold-rimmed glasses beside the bed and put them on, turned over on his two strong and straight long legs and got out of bed. While changing into home clothes, he said to Jin Zhou who was pretending to sleep: "You asked me yesterday Not gay."
Jin Zhou opened his eyes abruptly.
"I am." Yang Shiyu pulled the hem of his clothes to block the Lantau Island that hadn't disappeared yet.
"You really are?" Jin Zhou sat up straight, "I knew it! You are not a straight man!"
"You" is not a good word, Yang Shiyu immediately frowned.
"Ahem." Jin Zhou cleared his throat and became inexplicably nervous, "Well, what do you mean by suddenly admitting it?"
"It doesn't mean much." Yang Shiyu said lightly, "You said you wanted to have a date with me."
Jin Zhou felt more and more that he was dreaming, and he even began to wonder if Yang Shiyu had some conspiracy.
He asked uncertainly, "You mean... promise?"
"It's not impossible." Yang Shiyu sat down by the bed with a flat expression as if he was discussing today's menu.
Jin Zhou felt that something was wrong even more, and frowned suspiciously: "Why did you suddenly...?"
"I have the conditions." Yang Shiyu interrupted Jin Zhou's question in a flat tone.
"I'll just say it." Hearing this, Jin Zhou breathed a sigh of relief, "What conditions?"
"You said it yourself," Yang Shiyu paused, "Listen to me, I will tell you to go east, and you will never go west."
Hi, Ganqing is here for this.
Jin Zhou probably figured out what Yang Shiyu meant, he must be causing Yang Shiyu a headache too much, so Yang Shiyu decided to sacrifice himself and tie him up.
Although the purpose is impure, Jin Zhou thinks it is not unacceptable. Men, they just want to listen to their wives.
"Okay." Jin Zhou put his hands behind his back and accepted Yang Shiyu's proposal, "Then you should call me husband now."
"I have one more condition." Yang Shiyu pushed the glasses with his middle finger, his eyes were hidden behind the lenses and he couldn't see clearly.
"Just mention it, I agree." Jin Zhou waited impatiently for the two words he had been expecting for a long time to come out from his red lips, but then, Yang Shiyu did say those two words, but it was more than that. two words.
"I'm on top." Yang Shiyu said, "You call me husband."
The bedroom fell silent in an instant, Jin Zhou tilted his head, and asked in bewilderment, "What did you say?"
"You," Yang Shiyu deliberately slowed down, "call me husband."
Jin Zhou seemed to be struck by a thunderbolt, and looked at Yang Shiyu in disbelief, with a bad premonition in his heart.
"Think about it." Yang Shiyu got up and left the bedroom.
What do you think?
Jin Zhou froze on the bed, asking Yang Shiyu to mess with him?
A strange picture suddenly appeared in his mind, he suddenly came back to his senses, covered his chest with the quilt, and shouted angrily towards the outside of the bedroom: "Yang Shiyu, you are thinking about farting!"
If Lawyer Li's offer of 48 yuan for settlement seems like a joke to Jin Zhou, then Yang Shiyu's desire to suppress Jin Zhou is the same as Lawyer Li asking Luo Xueqing to pay [-] yuan. It's a big joke to say.
Breakfast was still hot egg noodles, and the two sat at the dining table facing each other, Yang Shiyu was at ease, just like usual.
But Jin Zhou is always uncomfortable. When he thinks that his gentle and gentle teacher Xiao Yang is such a person, he feels very uncomfortable.
"No," Jin Zhou couldn't bear it anymore, put down his chopsticks and looked at Yang Shiyu and asked, "Why do you think you can be on top?"
"I should ask you that." Yang Shiyu ate the noodles with his eyes half down.
"Obviously I'm 1." Jin Zhou began to reason, "I have so many babies, I can't be 1, okay?"
Yang Shiyu glanced at Jin Zhou coldly.
Well, now is not the time to talk about baby.
"Don't think I can't beat you all the time," Jin Zhou said again, "I can't bear to beat you, so I put in all my strength."
"Then do you think I have the heart to beat you up?" Yang Shiyu asked back.
What Jin Zhou said was mixed with worry and joy. On the one hand, he heard that Yang Shiyu cared about him, but on the other hand, Yang Shiyu meant that he didn't use his full strength.
Jin Zhou hadn't practiced seriously for some years, and felt a little guilty for a while, and asked awkwardly: "Well, who did you learn to fight with? How can the judge be so violent?"
"Because the job of a judge is very dangerous." Yang Shiyu said, "A few years ago, a judge was killed, and my work unit organized joint training with the armed police. I worshiped a master."
"Wu, armed police?" Jin Zhou was shocked suddenly.Thinking back to the incident where the skycar was smashed a few days ago, he thought it was good that Yang Shiyu could fight.
Since the value of force was not comparable, he decided to change his mind.
"That one just now, cough..." He coughed, "Did I touch it wrong?"
"No." Yang Shiyu looked at Jin Zhou calmly, "I'm only that old."
"How is that possible!" Jin Zhou firmly refused to believe, "Are you an elephant?"
Yang Shiyu didn't answer the call, which was his default.
Jin Zhou decided to take a sip of noodle soup to relax.
After a while, he put down the bowl in his hand and changed his mind: "How tall are you? I'm already 1 meters."
In fact, it was 1 meters, and he secretly falsely reported it to himself by 83 centimeters.
"Bare feet measure 1 meters." Yang Shiyu said.
"I do not believe!!!"
In fact, Jin Zhou could feel that Yang Shiyu was slightly taller than him.
The real touch just now also told him that he was indeed right.
Hateful, too hateful.
Jin Zhou was so angry that he went downstairs to buy melon seed soda, and then went back to Yang Shiyu's sofa to watch TV.
Today is the weekend, and Yang Shiyu is still working in his study.
He came out of the study to fetch water, looked at Jin Zhou who was angrily kowtowling sunflower seeds and asked, "You haven't left yet?"
"I'm a lawyer, and I can't be impulsive." Jin Zhou said, "I want to seriously consider your proposal."
Yang Shiyu dropped a "casual" look and returned to the study.
It's not that Jin Zhou didn't try to convince himself, what is he trying to do after being single for so many years?He always went to the court, what was he doing hanging around in front of Yang Shiyu?
Isn't it just because I haven't let go of that damn first love.
It turned out to be good now, this first love gave him such a big "surprise".
Jin Zhou put down the melon seeds, took out his mobile phone, and sent a message in the WeChat group of three.
[Jin Zhou: Ask a question. 】
【Huzi: What】
[Xiao Wu:? 】
Jin Zhou was typing on his mobile phone: Suppose you liked a girl like a princess when you were young, and when you grow up, you find that girl is taller than you, fights better than you, and that thing is bigger than you——
No, no, Jin Zhou deleted the last sentence, edited it and sent it out.
[Jin Zhou: ...more manly than you, do you still like her? 】
[Xiao Wu: wilted, respect and blessing]
【Huzi: Very good】
【Huzi: I just like men】
Ok?
Jin Zhou brought the phone close to his eyes, thinking that he was delusional.
But Huzi quickly added another one.
【Huzi: My girl】
One positive and the other negative, Jin Zhou found that it was completely useless to ask these two people.
He was about to ask another group question, when suddenly Yang Shiyu answered the phone from the study.
The sound insulation effect of the old house is not good. Even though Yang Shiyu closed the door tightly, Jin Zhou still heard what he said.
"...When did it happen?...It can't be an accident...I see...I'll go there."
The sound stopped here, and the next second, Yang Shiyu came out of the study, and then went to the bedroom to change out of the clothes.
"Do you want to go out?" Jin Zhou stretched his neck and asked.
Yang Shiyu probably didn't pay much attention to it, and left the bedroom door ajar, leaving a palm-width slit.
Jin Zhou found a tricky angle and hung on the arm of the sofa to peek at the whole process of the judge changing clothes.
This ass is really warped.
Jin Zhou sighed regretfully.
Why is its owner so unaware?
At this time, Yang Shiyu suddenly opened the bedroom door and walked out, and Jin Zhou quickly sat down on the sofa.
"Do you want to go out?" Jin Zhou asked again.
"Well, I'm going to the Public Security Bureau." Yang Shiyu said, "Wang Darong is dead."
--------------------
Xiao Zhouzhou: A cat wearing a tiger headgear, its cry is meow~
Lantau Island: A sleeping tiger.
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