blank count

Yang Shiyu only went back for two hours, and returned to the hospital before noon.

He changed into clean and fresh clothes, a simple sweater and sweatpants, and he looked younger than Jin Zhou.

He was carrying three boxes of lunch in his hand, apparently he had Hu Zi and Xiao Wu in mind besides Jin Zhou.

Jin Zhou is so beautiful in his heart. His wife can dress up and take care of his brothers. Who wouldn't envy such a sister-in-law?

"Wife," Jin Zhou yelled, "Help me to the bathroom."

Yang Shiyu paused when he handed the box lunch to the other two, and glanced at Jin Zhou indifferently: "Right away."

Huzi and Xiaowu looked at each other, took the lunch box from Yang Shiyu, and nodded in unison: "Thank you, sister-in-law."

He didn't feel it when he was lying on the bed, but Jin Zhou was in excruciating pain when he was walking.

He hung almost his whole body on Yang Shiyu's body, moaning, "It hurts so much, wife."

Yang Shiyu was obviously too lazy to bother with the injured, he didn't get angry no matter how much Jin Zhou called his wife, he just said: "If you know it hurts, be honest."

The bathroom in the single ward is very spacious and equipped with a smart toilet.

Jin Zhou stepped on his right foot, retracted his arm from Yang Shiyu's shoulder, and untied the waistband of the hospital gown.

Before picking out the bird, he looked at Yang Shiyu beside him and asked, "Aren't you going to avoid it?"

If Yang Shiyu insisted on watching it, Jin Zhou would not refuse to watch it.

Although a bit younger than his wife's, as the saying goes, an ugly daughter-in-law must see her in-laws, and he didn't want to hide it. Anyway, one day, he will make Yang Shiyu fall in love with him completely.

Unexpectedly, Yang Shiyu didn't look at his crotch at all, pointed to the toilet with his chin, and said, "Sit up, it's easy to fall when standing."

"What?" Jin Zhou subconsciously thought that he had an auditory hallucination, and he couldn't believe that Yang Shiyu asked him to sit and pee.

"If you accidentally fall," Yang Shiyu ignored Jin Zhou's shock, "the wound may tear."

"No, is this a question of whether or not it hurts?" Jin Zhou stared, "I'm a pure man!"

Standing or sitting, this is related to the dignity of a man, Jin Zhou will never give in, otherwise how will he hold his head up in front of Yang Shiyu in the future?

However, there is always a gap between determination and action. Jin Zhou's knife wound was indeed a bit painful, and he didn't dare to use force when he wanted to resist, so Yang Shiyu stripped off his pants and pressed him on the toilet.

"Go ahead." Yang Shiyu said lightly.

"Even if I'm suffocated, I won't go!" Jin Zhou glared at Yang Shiyu angrily.

Having said that, the pressure that the infusion puts on the bladder can be quite serious.

Jin Zhou felt more and more bad, and wanted to stand up, but Yang Shiyu pressed his shoulder again.

He reacted belatedly, maybe this person is taking revenge on him for calling him his wife in public, isn't he?

On the surface, he was cooperative and patient, but secretly tortured him like this!

"Are you sure you want to suffocate?" Yang Shiyu lowered his eyes and asked as if it had nothing to do with him.

Jin Zhou gritted his teeth, thinking that what happened today never happened.

Outside the bathroom, on the other side of the ward.

Huzi held the lunch box in his hand, swallowed the food in his mouth, and poked Xiao Wu beside him with his elbow: "Tell me, is it possible that sister-in-law is not sister-in-law?"

"It's not sister-in-law, is it possible that they are still younger siblings?" Xiao Wu concentrated on pawing the food, not understanding Huzi's meaning.

"Of course they're not younger siblings." Huzi looked in the direction of the bathroom and said in a low voice, "I mean, could it be brother-in-law?"

"Brother?" Xiao Wu stopped the chopsticks in his hand, a white light flashed in his mind, "I also felt this way before."

"That's right." Huzi continued to eat, "I heard from those little zeros in the bar that Brother Jin has never slept with anyone."

"No way?" Xiao Wu didn't quite believe it, "Could it be that Brother Jin really doesn't care about his kidneys but only his heart?"

"Anyway, everyone thinks Brother Jin is 1." Huzi said, "But I think sister-in-law is even stronger."

"I think so too." Xiao Wu nodded in agreement, "You don't know, Brother Jin is still blushing in front of his sister-in-law."

"But I asked Brother Jin quietly," Huzi said again, "he said to fuck my mother."

"I also mentioned it," Xiao Wu said, "He said it was my sister-in-law."

Just in time, the door of the bathroom opened from the inside, and Jin Zhou was helped out by Yang Shiyu with a flushed face. Hu Zi and Xiao Wu glanced at each other, and both fell silent to eat.

After completing the discharge procedures in the afternoon, Yang Shiyu took Jin Zhou back to his community.

Since there was no elevator, the process of the two of them going upstairs was extremely slow. If it hadn't been for Jin Zhou's life-and-death disagreement, Yang Shiyu almost didn't hug him up.

The luggage packed from Jin Zhou's house is piled up on the sofa at home. In addition to toiletries and clothes, there are also pillows that Jin Zhou has been used to sleeping with since he was a child.

"This is a bit redundant." Jin Zhou mercilessly threw the pillow to the other side of the sofa, moved slowly, and sat down on the sofa, "Now I have a human-shaped pillow."

The humanoid pillow he was talking about——Yang Shiyu, had a surprisingly good temper today. No matter what kind of name he was given, he would acquiesce and would not be as angry as usual.

"I'm a little thirsty." Jin Zhou said tentatively.

Yang Shiyu immediately went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of mineral water.

"I want to drink hot water." Jin Zhou said sickly.

Yang Shiyu went to the kitchen to boil water without any complaints. After a while, he mixed boiling water and ice water to make a glass of warm water.

"White water has no taste," Jin Zhou gradually let go of his courage, "I want to drink fruit juice."

Now Yang Shiyu frowned coldly, Jin Zhou shrank his neck, and honestly finished the water glass: "White water is also very good."

"I'm going to pack up." Yang Shiyu picked up Jin Zhou's luggage from the sofa, "Call me if you need something."

Jin Zhou couldn't help sighing, it's good to be an injured patient.

Yang Shiyu put Jin Zhou's toiletries into the bathroom, and then went to the bedroom to sort Jin Zhou's clothes.

Jin Zhou didn't turn on the TV, just lazily nestled on the sofa, admiring the back view of Yang Shiyu folding clothes.

"Wife." Jin Zhou couldn't help shouting.

He thought Yang Shiyu would not talk to him at all, but Yang Shiyu stopped and looked back.

"Hey." Jin Zhou smiled, "It's okay."

Yang Shiyu turned back expressionlessly.

"Have you ever thought about making a deal with Brother Crooked?" Jin Zhou found a serious topic, "For example, in exchange for testifying, change the death sentence to life sentence."

"You don't have to worry about it." Yang Shiyu rolled up Jin Zhou's underwear and stuffed it into a drawer of the wardrobe. "After the police catch him, they will persuade him to testify."

"But he's so crooked, he might disagree." Jin Zhou rubbed his chin and said, "What if he takes all the crimes away?"

"Then he's going to die." These words came out of the judge's mouth, somewhat creepy.

However, Judge Yang, who said such harsh words, was folding cartoon socks for Jin Zhou.

Jin Zhou couldn't help but want to laugh, and his eyes continued to wander on Yang Shiyu's buttocks: "If he pleads guilty, the clue will be broken."

"It's okay." Yang Shiyu said with his back to Jin Zhou, "I will find a chance to get close to Wang Hetai."

Hearing this, Jin Zhou froze for a moment, then sat up straight.

The pain from the forgotten wound made him grin his teeth and let out a "hiss". Yang Shiyu turned around when he heard the sound, looked at him and asked, "What's wrong?"

"No, how did you get close to Wang Hetai?" Jin Zhou frowned, "You are a judge, if you approach an entrepreneur, aren't you afraid of violating discipline?"

Even if it is for investigation, it is very likely to cross the line.

This is simply making fun of his own career prospects.

"No." Seeing that Jin Zhou was fine, Yang Shiyu turned his head back lightly.

"Why not?" Jin Zhou was anxious, "You don't know how dangerous this is? Do you think I was stabbed for nothing?"

Yang Shiyu didn't answer the call immediately. After putting all Jin Zhou's clothes in the closet, he came out of the bedroom: "I have my plan."

"You're planning a fart!" Jin Zhou couldn't help but swear, "You don't allow me to investigate this matter, you don't even let me be a judge, what about you? I have never seen such a double standard like you!"

Speaking of excitement, Jin Zhou's wound started to hurt again, he slowed down, and said with a sigh of relief: "Anyway, you are not allowed to approach."

Yang Shiyu was obviously too lazy to talk to Jin Zhou, and went to the kitchen to pour a glass of water on his own.

"Did you hear that, the one surnamed Yang?"

Jin Zhou stretched his neck and shouted in the direction of the kitchen. Shouting, he suddenly understood Yang Shiyu's headache.

The biggest problem between the two of them was that he would not listen to Yang Shiyu, and Yang Shiyu would not listen to him.

Just like Yang Shiyu didn't allow him to intervene, he wouldn't take it seriously at all, and he knew that Yang Shiyu would never take his words to heart.

It's really hard to do.

Jin Zhou slumped on the sofa bored, not wanting to have any more ineffective communication, looked at Yang Shiyu and said, "How about we have a peaceful talk?"

Holding a water glass, Yang Shiyu sat down on the sofa for one person: "What are you talking about?"

"Look, you want me to listen to you, right?" Jin Zhou said frankly, "And me? It's very simple, I want to sleep with you."

Yang Shiyu frowned when he heard this, probably because he didn't expect Jin Zhou to talk so straightforwardly.

"On these two points, we will not give in, so it is best to exchange these two points." Jin Zhou analyzed rationally, "If you let me sleep with you, I will listen to you, how about it? Fair enough ?”

Jin Zhou thought it was very fair.

He observed Yang Shiyu's reaction, and wanted to read some information from it before proceeding to the next negotiation, but Yang Shiyu didn't respond at all, he just glanced at his wound and asked, "Are you hurt?" How can you sleep like this?"

"It's simple." Seeing Yang Shiyu let go, Jin Zhou immediately took advantage of the victory and pursued, "You sit up and move yourself."

Now Yang Shiyu's face darkened slightly, and Jin Zhou immediately felt that something was wrong, and the negotiation was likely to break down.

However, Yang Shiyu said, "Yes."

Jin Zhou's eyes lit up immediately: "Are you sure?"

"It's still the same condition," Yang Shiyu's lips parted slightly, "I'm on top."

"That must be done." Jin Zhou took it for granted, "Otherwise, why would you move by yourself?"

"I made a mistake, it's not above." Yang Shiyu corrected without changing his expression, "It's inside."

"Huh?" Jin Zhou didn't react immediately, but when he sorted out the logic, his eyes widened suddenly, "Damn it!"

Whether it is above or below, who is in it is the most important.

"Isn't it?" Jin Zhou swished the abandoned pillow and hugged it tightly to his chest, "You fucking want me to be obedient and want to sleep with me, you are a beast, Yang Shiyu? "

Yang Shiyu didn't respond and said, "You want to talk about it yourself."

"Is this a negotiation?" Jin Zhou protested, "I'm trading one for one, but you're fine, let me give you two unconditionally, do you think I'm stupid?"

Yang Shiyu said: "Then you don't have to talk about it."

After saying this, he got up and went to the study.

Jin Zhou was so angry that his teeth itch. As a lawyer, he has been in the negotiation field for so many years, but he has never seen such an arrogant person.

"Why are you so unreasonable, judge?" Jin Zhou turned to Yang Shiyu's back and said, "I'm going to complain to your leader!"

Before the study door was closed, Yang Shiyu threw down two words: "Whatever."