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Chapter 156 Survival Skills
Thinking of what he did when he lost his memory, even Zhang Zhou felt ashamed.At the same time, it is hard to imagine what it would be like if Hua Wanqing lost her memory.If he forgets him, can he call the other party back?
From the very beginning, it was Hua Wanqing who took the initiative to let him accept the reality step by step like a frog boiled in warm water.In turn, let him, the frog, heat the water...the chances of turning into a roasted frog are even higher.The more Zhang Zhou thought about it, the less confident he became. He really didn't have confidence in chasing men!
He has been worrying about this for the past two days after entering Chensha Palace.Even helping Qianji old ghost repair his soul was always interrupted by this matter.Since you can't concentrate, it's better to relax and divert your attention.He simply stood up and fumbled here and there for the furnishings in the room.
Unexpectedly, this Feiyu Xiezun is still a book control.In Zhang Zhou's knowledge, the classics in the realm of comprehension were either drawn by monster spirit skins or recorded in jade slips, but the bookshelf in Feiyu Xiezun's bedroom was actually full of ordinary paper books.
I don't know what kind of books a magician would like to read.Zhang Zhou picked up a copy at random, and the cover said "The Biography of Yu Jiao'e".The name looks like something out of a harem woman story.There seems to be nothing wrong with a magic cultivator reading novels.
When he casually opened the book from the middle, his face blushed suddenly.He still overestimated the magic cultivator!This is a little yellow///picture book!"Yujiao'e" in the title of the book is used as a verb explanation.He put the book back, and randomly pulled out another one, which is also a little yellow///picture book.Randomly picked a few books, either Xiaohuang///picture books or double practice scriptures.
The picture scroll on the bookshelf is indeed a spring/// palace map.Just when Zhang Zhou was speechless in front of a picture of Spring/// Palace, Feiyu Xiezun came out of the secret room, saw the picture scroll in his hand, and said with a smile: "How is it? Interesting? You are in the division Didn’t you see these things when you were practicing penance?”
Zhang Zhou put down the painting, and saw a handsome young man who suddenly appeared, exuding a strong demonic aura. He was wearing a plain white jacket and the little doll who claimed to be Feiyu Xiezun seemed to be wearing the same outfit.The blood stains on the collar are still there.
"Evil Lord Feiyu?" he asked.
"It's me!" Feiyu Xiezun smiled lightly, took out clothes from the closet and changed them in front of Zhang Zhou.
Zhang Zhou saw that his smile was evil, and he was completely different from the pink and jade-carved fleshy little doll before.Sure enough, it is a typical example of a child not being an adult if he is not educated well.However, it is also possible that it was his evil tricks, when his life was dying, he deliberately turned into an innocent and cute child to confuse the enemy.
After seeing his cultivation, Zhang Zhou was so surprised that his tongue couldn't flow smoothly, and asked, "You...are a Mahayana?" He had never seen a monk in the Mahayana period, but the energy emitted by this person was stronger than that of the monk in the Transcending Tribulation period. Yunxiao is too strong.
"Not yet." Feiyu Xiezun picked up a pair of boots and sat down, and said while putting them on, "I haven't played enough in the lower realm, I have been suppressing my cultivation. One day I get tired of playing, it will be Mahayana."
It seems that Feiyu Xiezun was not bragging when he said that he was not afraid of the five palaces above. Zhang Zhou curled his lips and said, "Why are you so powerful and still injured?"
Asked by Zhang Zhou, Feiyu Xiezun's face froze and he said angrily: "It's the old man of the Kongxing sage, who asked me to fight alone, but half of the old immortals from the world of immortal cultivation came to ambush and attack! Those gangs The bastard is old and not dead, and he still has plausible words, and he uses extreme means in extreme times! He is more shameless than me!"
Hearing what he said, Zhang Zhou knew why they were attacked for no reason.It turned out that the group of immortal cultivators had a guilty conscience and judged others by themselves. When they saw the five of them appear out of thin air, they regarded them as Feiyu Xiezun's ambush army.
"Originally, I also saved a hand. When I was about to escape, you came out from behind the group of old immortals and interrupted my spell."
Gazed by Feiyu Xiezun's complaining eyes, Zhang Zhou was so frightened that he almost tore off the scroll in his hand.Fuck!If this guy is erratic and overturns old accounts, wouldn't he be throwing himself into the trap?
"Hey! Be careful with my paintings!" Feiyu Xiezun cared more about the spring/// palace picture.Seeing Zhang Zhou rolling up the painting in a panic, he rushed over and pulled the painting into his hand, then rolled up the painting carefully and gently by himself, and said with disgust: "You are a mountain person who doesn't understand the preciousness of these objects. "
Thinking quickly, Zhang Zhou pretended to be shocked and said, "Isn't it? You also consider this kind of treasure? If this is also considered a treasure, then I can paint it too!"
"Cut! Yellow-mouthed boy!" Feiyu Xiezun only thought that he was ignorant and fearless, and laughed: "Don't think that being able to draw two people is a treasure. Even if you have stolen fish and played tricks in your spare time? What is chanting? Ape hugs a tree, and an old tree entangles its roots, do you understand?"
Zhang Zhou replied casually with a calm look: "What do you not understand about the third child? Seeking the secrets, Xuan Ming Pengzhu, mandarin ducks reconciling, Danxue Fengyou, etc. are not casual games."
"What is Xuan Ming Pengzhu?" Seeing that the old god was present in his words, Xie Zun Fei Yu was immediately attracted by the words he had never heard before.
Zhang Zhou looked at him proudly, and said, "Do you have a pen and paper in your room? Let me show you."
"Yes! Immediately grind ink and lay paper for you. If you kid amuse me, then your previous help will be cancelled!" Feiyu Xiezun also felt that it is better to let him draw directly than to talk about it, is it so he said? God, you can see it in one picture.He didn't fully believe what Zhang Zhou said, so he took the opportunity to attach conditions.
A magic cultivator is a magic cultivator, and if he doesn't take the opportunity to raise conditions to take advantage of it, he will feel at a disadvantage.Zhang Zhou watched Feiyu Xiezun prepare the pen and paper, and secretly cursed in his heart.
It's also thanks to his expertise in this skill, as long as he can match what he likes, then he will be able to do better in this heavy demon palace in the future.Zhang Zhou was also a little emotional, thankful that he didn't listen to his mother's arrangement to go to his elder brother's unit as a security guard after failing the exam.Otherwise, he would have to hug Xie Zun Feiyu today and beg for a position as a dog's leg.
I used to think that Zhang Zhou pretended not to understand, but seeing his proficiency in brushstrokes and sophisticated composition, he drew a erotic picture with both form and spirit in a short while. I was in a daze.He has never seen such a painting of spring///palace, the characters are three-dimensional, the subtle expressions are in place, and the plump///full///flesh/// body that is more concealed seems to protrude from the painting.Looking at the intersecting///combining movements in the picture, it seems as if you can hear the intimacy///lewd/// language and unexplainable lewd///sounding sounds coming from the painting.
"It's really alive!" Feiyu Xiezun was overwhelmed.He touched the paper to confirm whether it was covered with some kind of blindness or secret technique, but it was indeed just an ordinary ink painting. "Unexpectedly! You are young, and you are proficient! You have put all your thoughts into this, no wonder you will be expelled from the teacher."
"Are you praising me or hurting me?" Zhang Zhou smiled wryly.
Feiyu Xiezun turned around and patted him on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Don't worry! Xianxiu can't accommodate you, it's their loss, I need you here! Sooner or later, let them Crying and begging you!"
Plan to pass!Secretly giving himself a compliment, Zhang Zhou said calmly, "Then thank you Xie Zun first!"
"Eh? By the way, I don't know your name yet. I always call you hey, and I forgot to ask once." Feiyu Xiezun slapped his head and remembered something was wrong.
"My name is Hua Xiaozhou, thank you Xie Zun for your support!" Zhang Zhou changed his name slightly and reported it to him.He still has the common sense to keep his real name and date of birth secret in this kind of demonic territory, so it's best to be cautious.
"Hua Xiaozhou, um, I'll call you Xiaozhou from now on. You don't have to call me Xie Zun, as the day before yesterday, you can call me the boss." Fei Yu Xie Zun patted him boldly and said. "Let's go! Go to the front hall and shout out to those turtle sons!"
Before Zhang Zhou could answer, Fei Yu Xie Zun flashed out of the bedroom with his back collar.
"I'm back!"
His shout resounded through the Chensha Palace, and the two of them landed in the main hall of the Chensha Palace before the words fell.
Let go of Zhang Zhou, Feiyu Xiezun sits in the golden dragon chair on the high platform of the main hall.He casually pointed down and said to Zhang Zhou: "Sit! Sit wherever you like!"
Zhang Zhou was also polite and sat directly on the nearest seat to his left.
Feiyu Xiezun put one foot on the chair carelessly, and leaned his whole body on the armrest on the other side, watching the figures rushing in from the door.
"Xie Zun!" A dark-faced man with red eyebrows and purple lips who ran in first saluted Fei Yu Xie Zun first, but when he was about to find a seat, he found that the first place on the left had already been taken by a little boy.He turned his head in astonishment and asked Feiyu Xiezun what he meant with his eyes.
When more people came in, Feiyu Xiezun said: "This is my new younger brother, Hua Xiaozhou. From now on, you should get along well, and don't make a mess in my Chensha Palace. If you don't want to mess around, hurry up." Said, which temple do you want to go to, I will personally send it to you.”
Facing the glittering eyes of dozens of demon repairmen, Zhang Zhou once again felt the special treatment.The inquiry, disdain, and resentment in this gaze are the same whether it is a fairy cultivator or a demon cultivator.Fortunately, after those years of training, he has been able to turn a blind eye.
Seeing Zhang Zhou's calm and composed appearance, Xie Zun Feiyu nodded secretly. There are too many people in this demon world who are obedient and disobedient.If this brat shows a bit of timidity in front of these wild wolves, even the reincarnation of the devil will not be able to stop him.
"Xie Zun, what about Mr. Yaqi?" The red-browed and black-faced man who came in first finally couldn't help asking.
Feiyu Xiezun stretched out his hand to grab him, sucked him into his hands and grabbed the skirt of his clothes, and asked with a displeased face: "You are making trouble! Do I have to choose one or the other?"
"Evil Lord, calm down!" The red-browed, black-faced man hurriedly begged for mercy. "But the position he took belongs to Mr. Yaqi!" the man said aggrievedly pointing at Zhang Zhou.
"Oh! I forgot about this!" Feiyu Xiezun then put him down, smoothed the lapel of his chest, and said: "Hong Yaqi, you are old, just let me go! You are all from the world of immortal cultivation , don’t you pay attention to ‘young, my young and the young of people’? You just find a position. The rest can be found by yourself, right?”
A thin and elegant man in plain robes stood out from the crowd and responded respectfully: "Yes! Yaqi will follow the Lord's wishes." After finishing speaking, he calmly walked to the seat opposite Zhang Zhou and sat down.
"Look! It's a big deal, isn't this problem solved?" Fei Yu Xie Zun said, looking at the black-faced man who bowed his head and said nothing. "Do you have any other questions?"
"No! No problem!" The black-faced man bowed his waist and walked backwards down the high platform as if he had received an amnesty.
The others hurriedly occupied their seats.
Zhang Zhou watched from the beginning to the end, looking like he had nothing to do with himself.In his heart, he was secretly evaluating Feiyu Xiezun. He was protecting himself on the surface, but all he did was to recruit black and make enemies for himself.
Looking at the Taoist cultivator on the opposite side, it seems that he was once a big celebrity in front of Fei Yu Xie Zun.After Feiyu Xiezun clearly stated that he was dead, he was still able to hold a high position without being hurt by others, so he was a strong man that should not be underestimated.
From this incident, it can be seen that this Feiyu Xiezun treats his subordinates on a whim, but only stays in words, not true brotherly benevolence.In fact, he still followed the survival rules of the demon world, the strong are respected, let his subordinates fight to the death, and the rest is the best.
Zhang Zhou probably has a solid foundation for this elusive demon cultivator. He has to curry favor with Xie Zun Fei Yu before his novelty towards him has passed, and use his relationship to find out where Hua Wanqing is now.
The more difficult thing is yet to come, if Hua Wanqing really loses his memory, he still has to do his best to chase the man.
After solving the problem of ranking, Feiyu Xiezun leaned back on the armrest of the chair and asked, "Is there anything fun to do while I'm away?"
"After the palace master went out, a group of people went out from Tiansha Temple, and they came back only the day before yesterday." Hong Yaqi spoke first.
"Hmm! It's a new thing when no one comes in and out of Tiansha Temple!" Feiyu Xiezun commented.
"The princess of the Tiansha Palace wants to choose a husband-in-law, and she is looking for someone all over the city!" A magician sitting next to Zhang Zhou immediately reported it.
Zhang Zhou's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, what a coincidence?no?impossible?
Feiyu Xiezun said with great interest: "Hey! The old lady is finally getting married! Let's see who is so unlucky and will be chosen by her! Then we will give the groom the most beautiful green hat."
After hearing Feiyu Xiezun's words, Zhang Zhou almost couldn't help laughing, Xiezun is indeed Xiezun, and his eyes are so bad!According to what they said, the eldest princess's reputation is well-known throughout the city, and the man who can manage the wedding is probably turning a blind eye to it.But the head of the first hall gave a green hat, so did the groom official wear it?Or not?He believed that this magic cultivator would still make use of it.
Um!If Hua Wanqing really fell into the clutches of evil, he would be able to come to a hero to save the beauty.Chasing men is not good, but he is good at saving beauties!Thinking about it this way, he even felt that he had to curry favor with Xie Zun Feiyu during his stay in the magic city.Maybe it's a god assist!
After listening to his subordinates' report, Xie Zun Feiyu directly called the Demon Slave to serve wine and food, and held a reception banquet for Zhang Zhou in the main hall.After roughly understanding Feiyu Xiezun's behavior style, Zhang Zhou secretly kept an eye on it.This welcome feast might mean throwing him into a pack of wolves.
Sure enough, with the help of alcohol, those dissatisfied demon cultivators took turns pouring alcohol on him.In the past, bottle blowing was really weak, so one or two of them came up to touch a big wine vat with one hand!If you can't force him to death, you will have to support him to death.
Fortunately, these demons couldn't sense his energy, and Zhang Zhou secretly used his energy to dissolve the alcohol.
Watching him drank three or four tanks of wine in a row, his stomach didn't change at all, and he was very sober.Those demon cultivators were dumbfounded, and when they saw that he was going to do it with them in turn, they began to talk about him left and right.
"It's hard to have a good time just drinking? Brother Hua is not as good as singing and dancing, how about serving wine for everyone?" Hong Yaqi took the opportunity to say.The rest immediately echoed in unison, making Zhang Zhou unable to get off the stage.
He can only sing house songs, singing house songs in this kind of place will leave a loophole, right?
"Xiaozhou, the big guys are waiting for you, don't say you are shy!" Feiyu Xiezun added fuel to the fire. "Let's have something interesting!"
Zhang Zhou wiped his face and gave up. He picked up an empty wine bowl and jumped onto the table. He turned the wine bowl with his fingers and sang loudly: "Alibaba! Alibaba is a happy young man! Oh oh! Oh oh! Sesame opens the door Sesame Open the door..." When she sang "Ooh!", the bowl in her hand was clasped in front of her crotch, and her buttocks were pushed forward rhythmically.
Cooperating with his movements, the people under the table immediately understood what he meant, and all applauded and laughed.Feiyu Xiezun also laughed and said: "Sure enough, it's a little lewd///worm! It smells like me!"
Zhang Zhou deliberately chose this childhood golden song just because the lyrics are just a few lines, endless loop.A group of demon cultivators who were drunk were soon brainwashed by his singing, and they hummed and danced together with him.Playing and playing, dozens of men lined up in a circle, singing while walking, and when they said "oh oh", their neat crotches pushed forward.
Looking at the magnificent human centipede team, Zhang Zhou wiped his sweat silently. He didn't intend to taint the song on purpose.
Human beings always reject people who smell different from their own. After confirming that Zhang Zhou's aura is compatible, those demon cultivators more or less agreed that he stayed in Chensha Hall.Only Hong Yaqi is still lukewarm towards him.
After the banquet, Xie Zun Fei Yu put his arms around the slightly drunk Zhang Zhou and said that he would take him to see the night market.Seeing Feiyu Xiezun's mysterious appearance, Zhang Zhou felt that this night market must not be the night market he had seen before.
Two dark horses from the demon world, with red eyes as bright as jewels, pulled a chariot and galloped through the magic city at night.Standing in the car, Zhang Zhou was a little frightened, for fear that he would be thrown out of the car if he made a sharp turn.
He felt that Feiyu Xiezun occupied the sixth hall for the convenience of drag racing.The chariot rushed all the way down the hillside after leaving the Chensha Temple, making him want to vomit.Seeing his face turning blue and holding on tightly to the car, Feiyu Xiezun became even more violent, frantically throwing the reins and laughing wildly all the way.
The main road of the magic city is flat and spacious, and the speeding carriages attract the eyes of both sides.Zhang Zhou suddenly had the illusion of riding in a luxury car.
Just as he was addicted, the car stopped abruptly, almost throwing him out who was flustered. "Come!" Feiyu Xiezun greeted him into a building hung with red lanterns.
Zhang Zhou pressed his temple, and he knew there would be such a place.This is his first time!He was extremely nervous, but Fei Yu Xie Zun couldn't see it, so he tried his best to hold back and make himself look more relaxed.
When he got out of the car, his legs were a little fluttering, and he bumped into a woman wearing a veiled hat after walking a few steps, and apologized quickly.The woman seemed to pat the place where she was hit in disgust, and walked away without saying a word.When he approached Feiyu Xiezun, he even made fun of him.
"Your car..." Zhang Zhou turned his head and pointed to the carriage in the middle of the road.
"Let's go! Let's go! Don't worry about it! No one dares to move." Fei Yu Xie Zun couldn't stand his whining, so he directly grabbed his hand and pulled him into the building.
After entering the private room, Fei Yu Xie Zun bluntly said that he wanted fresh goods, and the bustard hurriedly began to make arrangements enthusiastically. "Which one do you like later, you're welcome!" He turned his head and patted Zhang Zhou's shoulder like a buddy.
"These are the newcomers, playing and singing, each with their own style." The mother-in-law led the four girls in with a smile. “All the freshest!”
The author has something to say:
A certain boat: The princess is going to get married, and the senior just happens to be here again. Such a coincidence can't help but make me think too much, my heart is so messed up... I want to get drunk late at night!
Huahua: Is that why you went to the red-light building with other men in the middle of the night?
Zhou: That's not the point.The point is that my heart aches for you, senior!
Huahua: But it's just your own imagination.
Mou Zhou: My heart aches for my seniors, doesn’t it mean that I’m sincere?
Huahua: I only saw you holding hands with other men into the red light building, drinking flower wine and listening to ditties.
A certain boat: ... (That's why chasing men is the most annoying thing! No matter how you coax them, it's not right!)
From the very beginning, it was Hua Wanqing who took the initiative to let him accept the reality step by step like a frog boiled in warm water.In turn, let him, the frog, heat the water...the chances of turning into a roasted frog are even higher.The more Zhang Zhou thought about it, the less confident he became. He really didn't have confidence in chasing men!
He has been worrying about this for the past two days after entering Chensha Palace.Even helping Qianji old ghost repair his soul was always interrupted by this matter.Since you can't concentrate, it's better to relax and divert your attention.He simply stood up and fumbled here and there for the furnishings in the room.
Unexpectedly, this Feiyu Xiezun is still a book control.In Zhang Zhou's knowledge, the classics in the realm of comprehension were either drawn by monster spirit skins or recorded in jade slips, but the bookshelf in Feiyu Xiezun's bedroom was actually full of ordinary paper books.
I don't know what kind of books a magician would like to read.Zhang Zhou picked up a copy at random, and the cover said "The Biography of Yu Jiao'e".The name looks like something out of a harem woman story.There seems to be nothing wrong with a magic cultivator reading novels.
When he casually opened the book from the middle, his face blushed suddenly.He still overestimated the magic cultivator!This is a little yellow///picture book!"Yujiao'e" in the title of the book is used as a verb explanation.He put the book back, and randomly pulled out another one, which is also a little yellow///picture book.Randomly picked a few books, either Xiaohuang///picture books or double practice scriptures.
The picture scroll on the bookshelf is indeed a spring/// palace map.Just when Zhang Zhou was speechless in front of a picture of Spring/// Palace, Feiyu Xiezun came out of the secret room, saw the picture scroll in his hand, and said with a smile: "How is it? Interesting? You are in the division Didn’t you see these things when you were practicing penance?”
Zhang Zhou put down the painting, and saw a handsome young man who suddenly appeared, exuding a strong demonic aura. He was wearing a plain white jacket and the little doll who claimed to be Feiyu Xiezun seemed to be wearing the same outfit.The blood stains on the collar are still there.
"Evil Lord Feiyu?" he asked.
"It's me!" Feiyu Xiezun smiled lightly, took out clothes from the closet and changed them in front of Zhang Zhou.
Zhang Zhou saw that his smile was evil, and he was completely different from the pink and jade-carved fleshy little doll before.Sure enough, it is a typical example of a child not being an adult if he is not educated well.However, it is also possible that it was his evil tricks, when his life was dying, he deliberately turned into an innocent and cute child to confuse the enemy.
After seeing his cultivation, Zhang Zhou was so surprised that his tongue couldn't flow smoothly, and asked, "You...are a Mahayana?" He had never seen a monk in the Mahayana period, but the energy emitted by this person was stronger than that of the monk in the Transcending Tribulation period. Yunxiao is too strong.
"Not yet." Feiyu Xiezun picked up a pair of boots and sat down, and said while putting them on, "I haven't played enough in the lower realm, I have been suppressing my cultivation. One day I get tired of playing, it will be Mahayana."
It seems that Feiyu Xiezun was not bragging when he said that he was not afraid of the five palaces above. Zhang Zhou curled his lips and said, "Why are you so powerful and still injured?"
Asked by Zhang Zhou, Feiyu Xiezun's face froze and he said angrily: "It's the old man of the Kongxing sage, who asked me to fight alone, but half of the old immortals from the world of immortal cultivation came to ambush and attack! Those gangs The bastard is old and not dead, and he still has plausible words, and he uses extreme means in extreme times! He is more shameless than me!"
Hearing what he said, Zhang Zhou knew why they were attacked for no reason.It turned out that the group of immortal cultivators had a guilty conscience and judged others by themselves. When they saw the five of them appear out of thin air, they regarded them as Feiyu Xiezun's ambush army.
"Originally, I also saved a hand. When I was about to escape, you came out from behind the group of old immortals and interrupted my spell."
Gazed by Feiyu Xiezun's complaining eyes, Zhang Zhou was so frightened that he almost tore off the scroll in his hand.Fuck!If this guy is erratic and overturns old accounts, wouldn't he be throwing himself into the trap?
"Hey! Be careful with my paintings!" Feiyu Xiezun cared more about the spring/// palace picture.Seeing Zhang Zhou rolling up the painting in a panic, he rushed over and pulled the painting into his hand, then rolled up the painting carefully and gently by himself, and said with disgust: "You are a mountain person who doesn't understand the preciousness of these objects. "
Thinking quickly, Zhang Zhou pretended to be shocked and said, "Isn't it? You also consider this kind of treasure? If this is also considered a treasure, then I can paint it too!"
"Cut! Yellow-mouthed boy!" Feiyu Xiezun only thought that he was ignorant and fearless, and laughed: "Don't think that being able to draw two people is a treasure. Even if you have stolen fish and played tricks in your spare time? What is chanting? Ape hugs a tree, and an old tree entangles its roots, do you understand?"
Zhang Zhou replied casually with a calm look: "What do you not understand about the third child? Seeking the secrets, Xuan Ming Pengzhu, mandarin ducks reconciling, Danxue Fengyou, etc. are not casual games."
"What is Xuan Ming Pengzhu?" Seeing that the old god was present in his words, Xie Zun Fei Yu was immediately attracted by the words he had never heard before.
Zhang Zhou looked at him proudly, and said, "Do you have a pen and paper in your room? Let me show you."
"Yes! Immediately grind ink and lay paper for you. If you kid amuse me, then your previous help will be cancelled!" Feiyu Xiezun also felt that it is better to let him draw directly than to talk about it, is it so he said? God, you can see it in one picture.He didn't fully believe what Zhang Zhou said, so he took the opportunity to attach conditions.
A magic cultivator is a magic cultivator, and if he doesn't take the opportunity to raise conditions to take advantage of it, he will feel at a disadvantage.Zhang Zhou watched Feiyu Xiezun prepare the pen and paper, and secretly cursed in his heart.
It's also thanks to his expertise in this skill, as long as he can match what he likes, then he will be able to do better in this heavy demon palace in the future.Zhang Zhou was also a little emotional, thankful that he didn't listen to his mother's arrangement to go to his elder brother's unit as a security guard after failing the exam.Otherwise, he would have to hug Xie Zun Feiyu today and beg for a position as a dog's leg.
I used to think that Zhang Zhou pretended not to understand, but seeing his proficiency in brushstrokes and sophisticated composition, he drew a erotic picture with both form and spirit in a short while. I was in a daze.He has never seen such a painting of spring///palace, the characters are three-dimensional, the subtle expressions are in place, and the plump///full///flesh/// body that is more concealed seems to protrude from the painting.Looking at the intersecting///combining movements in the picture, it seems as if you can hear the intimacy///lewd/// language and unexplainable lewd///sounding sounds coming from the painting.
"It's really alive!" Feiyu Xiezun was overwhelmed.He touched the paper to confirm whether it was covered with some kind of blindness or secret technique, but it was indeed just an ordinary ink painting. "Unexpectedly! You are young, and you are proficient! You have put all your thoughts into this, no wonder you will be expelled from the teacher."
"Are you praising me or hurting me?" Zhang Zhou smiled wryly.
Feiyu Xiezun turned around and patted him on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Don't worry! Xianxiu can't accommodate you, it's their loss, I need you here! Sooner or later, let them Crying and begging you!"
Plan to pass!Secretly giving himself a compliment, Zhang Zhou said calmly, "Then thank you Xie Zun first!"
"Eh? By the way, I don't know your name yet. I always call you hey, and I forgot to ask once." Feiyu Xiezun slapped his head and remembered something was wrong.
"My name is Hua Xiaozhou, thank you Xie Zun for your support!" Zhang Zhou changed his name slightly and reported it to him.He still has the common sense to keep his real name and date of birth secret in this kind of demonic territory, so it's best to be cautious.
"Hua Xiaozhou, um, I'll call you Xiaozhou from now on. You don't have to call me Xie Zun, as the day before yesterday, you can call me the boss." Fei Yu Xie Zun patted him boldly and said. "Let's go! Go to the front hall and shout out to those turtle sons!"
Before Zhang Zhou could answer, Fei Yu Xie Zun flashed out of the bedroom with his back collar.
"I'm back!"
His shout resounded through the Chensha Palace, and the two of them landed in the main hall of the Chensha Palace before the words fell.
Let go of Zhang Zhou, Feiyu Xiezun sits in the golden dragon chair on the high platform of the main hall.He casually pointed down and said to Zhang Zhou: "Sit! Sit wherever you like!"
Zhang Zhou was also polite and sat directly on the nearest seat to his left.
Feiyu Xiezun put one foot on the chair carelessly, and leaned his whole body on the armrest on the other side, watching the figures rushing in from the door.
"Xie Zun!" A dark-faced man with red eyebrows and purple lips who ran in first saluted Fei Yu Xie Zun first, but when he was about to find a seat, he found that the first place on the left had already been taken by a little boy.He turned his head in astonishment and asked Feiyu Xiezun what he meant with his eyes.
When more people came in, Feiyu Xiezun said: "This is my new younger brother, Hua Xiaozhou. From now on, you should get along well, and don't make a mess in my Chensha Palace. If you don't want to mess around, hurry up." Said, which temple do you want to go to, I will personally send it to you.”
Facing the glittering eyes of dozens of demon repairmen, Zhang Zhou once again felt the special treatment.The inquiry, disdain, and resentment in this gaze are the same whether it is a fairy cultivator or a demon cultivator.Fortunately, after those years of training, he has been able to turn a blind eye.
Seeing Zhang Zhou's calm and composed appearance, Xie Zun Feiyu nodded secretly. There are too many people in this demon world who are obedient and disobedient.If this brat shows a bit of timidity in front of these wild wolves, even the reincarnation of the devil will not be able to stop him.
"Xie Zun, what about Mr. Yaqi?" The red-browed and black-faced man who came in first finally couldn't help asking.
Feiyu Xiezun stretched out his hand to grab him, sucked him into his hands and grabbed the skirt of his clothes, and asked with a displeased face: "You are making trouble! Do I have to choose one or the other?"
"Evil Lord, calm down!" The red-browed, black-faced man hurriedly begged for mercy. "But the position he took belongs to Mr. Yaqi!" the man said aggrievedly pointing at Zhang Zhou.
"Oh! I forgot about this!" Feiyu Xiezun then put him down, smoothed the lapel of his chest, and said: "Hong Yaqi, you are old, just let me go! You are all from the world of immortal cultivation , don’t you pay attention to ‘young, my young and the young of people’? You just find a position. The rest can be found by yourself, right?”
A thin and elegant man in plain robes stood out from the crowd and responded respectfully: "Yes! Yaqi will follow the Lord's wishes." After finishing speaking, he calmly walked to the seat opposite Zhang Zhou and sat down.
"Look! It's a big deal, isn't this problem solved?" Fei Yu Xie Zun said, looking at the black-faced man who bowed his head and said nothing. "Do you have any other questions?"
"No! No problem!" The black-faced man bowed his waist and walked backwards down the high platform as if he had received an amnesty.
The others hurriedly occupied their seats.
Zhang Zhou watched from the beginning to the end, looking like he had nothing to do with himself.In his heart, he was secretly evaluating Feiyu Xiezun. He was protecting himself on the surface, but all he did was to recruit black and make enemies for himself.
Looking at the Taoist cultivator on the opposite side, it seems that he was once a big celebrity in front of Fei Yu Xie Zun.After Feiyu Xiezun clearly stated that he was dead, he was still able to hold a high position without being hurt by others, so he was a strong man that should not be underestimated.
From this incident, it can be seen that this Feiyu Xiezun treats his subordinates on a whim, but only stays in words, not true brotherly benevolence.In fact, he still followed the survival rules of the demon world, the strong are respected, let his subordinates fight to the death, and the rest is the best.
Zhang Zhou probably has a solid foundation for this elusive demon cultivator. He has to curry favor with Xie Zun Fei Yu before his novelty towards him has passed, and use his relationship to find out where Hua Wanqing is now.
The more difficult thing is yet to come, if Hua Wanqing really loses his memory, he still has to do his best to chase the man.
After solving the problem of ranking, Feiyu Xiezun leaned back on the armrest of the chair and asked, "Is there anything fun to do while I'm away?"
"After the palace master went out, a group of people went out from Tiansha Temple, and they came back only the day before yesterday." Hong Yaqi spoke first.
"Hmm! It's a new thing when no one comes in and out of Tiansha Temple!" Feiyu Xiezun commented.
"The princess of the Tiansha Palace wants to choose a husband-in-law, and she is looking for someone all over the city!" A magician sitting next to Zhang Zhou immediately reported it.
Zhang Zhou's heart skipped a beat when he heard this, what a coincidence?no?impossible?
Feiyu Xiezun said with great interest: "Hey! The old lady is finally getting married! Let's see who is so unlucky and will be chosen by her! Then we will give the groom the most beautiful green hat."
After hearing Feiyu Xiezun's words, Zhang Zhou almost couldn't help laughing, Xiezun is indeed Xiezun, and his eyes are so bad!According to what they said, the eldest princess's reputation is well-known throughout the city, and the man who can manage the wedding is probably turning a blind eye to it.But the head of the first hall gave a green hat, so did the groom official wear it?Or not?He believed that this magic cultivator would still make use of it.
Um!If Hua Wanqing really fell into the clutches of evil, he would be able to come to a hero to save the beauty.Chasing men is not good, but he is good at saving beauties!Thinking about it this way, he even felt that he had to curry favor with Xie Zun Feiyu during his stay in the magic city.Maybe it's a god assist!
After listening to his subordinates' report, Xie Zun Feiyu directly called the Demon Slave to serve wine and food, and held a reception banquet for Zhang Zhou in the main hall.After roughly understanding Feiyu Xiezun's behavior style, Zhang Zhou secretly kept an eye on it.This welcome feast might mean throwing him into a pack of wolves.
Sure enough, with the help of alcohol, those dissatisfied demon cultivators took turns pouring alcohol on him.In the past, bottle blowing was really weak, so one or two of them came up to touch a big wine vat with one hand!If you can't force him to death, you will have to support him to death.
Fortunately, these demons couldn't sense his energy, and Zhang Zhou secretly used his energy to dissolve the alcohol.
Watching him drank three or four tanks of wine in a row, his stomach didn't change at all, and he was very sober.Those demon cultivators were dumbfounded, and when they saw that he was going to do it with them in turn, they began to talk about him left and right.
"It's hard to have a good time just drinking? Brother Hua is not as good as singing and dancing, how about serving wine for everyone?" Hong Yaqi took the opportunity to say.The rest immediately echoed in unison, making Zhang Zhou unable to get off the stage.
He can only sing house songs, singing house songs in this kind of place will leave a loophole, right?
"Xiaozhou, the big guys are waiting for you, don't say you are shy!" Feiyu Xiezun added fuel to the fire. "Let's have something interesting!"
Zhang Zhou wiped his face and gave up. He picked up an empty wine bowl and jumped onto the table. He turned the wine bowl with his fingers and sang loudly: "Alibaba! Alibaba is a happy young man! Oh oh! Oh oh! Sesame opens the door Sesame Open the door..." When she sang "Ooh!", the bowl in her hand was clasped in front of her crotch, and her buttocks were pushed forward rhythmically.
Cooperating with his movements, the people under the table immediately understood what he meant, and all applauded and laughed.Feiyu Xiezun also laughed and said: "Sure enough, it's a little lewd///worm! It smells like me!"
Zhang Zhou deliberately chose this childhood golden song just because the lyrics are just a few lines, endless loop.A group of demon cultivators who were drunk were soon brainwashed by his singing, and they hummed and danced together with him.Playing and playing, dozens of men lined up in a circle, singing while walking, and when they said "oh oh", their neat crotches pushed forward.
Looking at the magnificent human centipede team, Zhang Zhou wiped his sweat silently. He didn't intend to taint the song on purpose.
Human beings always reject people who smell different from their own. After confirming that Zhang Zhou's aura is compatible, those demon cultivators more or less agreed that he stayed in Chensha Hall.Only Hong Yaqi is still lukewarm towards him.
After the banquet, Xie Zun Fei Yu put his arms around the slightly drunk Zhang Zhou and said that he would take him to see the night market.Seeing Feiyu Xiezun's mysterious appearance, Zhang Zhou felt that this night market must not be the night market he had seen before.
Two dark horses from the demon world, with red eyes as bright as jewels, pulled a chariot and galloped through the magic city at night.Standing in the car, Zhang Zhou was a little frightened, for fear that he would be thrown out of the car if he made a sharp turn.
He felt that Feiyu Xiezun occupied the sixth hall for the convenience of drag racing.The chariot rushed all the way down the hillside after leaving the Chensha Temple, making him want to vomit.Seeing his face turning blue and holding on tightly to the car, Feiyu Xiezun became even more violent, frantically throwing the reins and laughing wildly all the way.
The main road of the magic city is flat and spacious, and the speeding carriages attract the eyes of both sides.Zhang Zhou suddenly had the illusion of riding in a luxury car.
Just as he was addicted, the car stopped abruptly, almost throwing him out who was flustered. "Come!" Feiyu Xiezun greeted him into a building hung with red lanterns.
Zhang Zhou pressed his temple, and he knew there would be such a place.This is his first time!He was extremely nervous, but Fei Yu Xie Zun couldn't see it, so he tried his best to hold back and make himself look more relaxed.
When he got out of the car, his legs were a little fluttering, and he bumped into a woman wearing a veiled hat after walking a few steps, and apologized quickly.The woman seemed to pat the place where she was hit in disgust, and walked away without saying a word.When he approached Feiyu Xiezun, he even made fun of him.
"Your car..." Zhang Zhou turned his head and pointed to the carriage in the middle of the road.
"Let's go! Let's go! Don't worry about it! No one dares to move." Fei Yu Xie Zun couldn't stand his whining, so he directly grabbed his hand and pulled him into the building.
After entering the private room, Fei Yu Xie Zun bluntly said that he wanted fresh goods, and the bustard hurriedly began to make arrangements enthusiastically. "Which one do you like later, you're welcome!" He turned his head and patted Zhang Zhou's shoulder like a buddy.
"These are the newcomers, playing and singing, each with their own style." The mother-in-law led the four girls in with a smile. “All the freshest!”
The author has something to say:
A certain boat: The princess is going to get married, and the senior just happens to be here again. Such a coincidence can't help but make me think too much, my heart is so messed up... I want to get drunk late at night!
Huahua: Is that why you went to the red-light building with other men in the middle of the night?
Zhou: That's not the point.The point is that my heart aches for you, senior!
Huahua: But it's just your own imagination.
Mou Zhou: My heart aches for my seniors, doesn’t it mean that I’m sincere?
Huahua: I only saw you holding hands with other men into the red light building, drinking flower wine and listening to ditties.
A certain boat: ... (That's why chasing men is the most annoying thing! No matter how you coax them, it's not right!)
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