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Chapter 4 Practice first
Goodbye!These bloody two days.Goodbye!A date girl.There is also the figure of my king on the road, before I have time to disassemble and assemble the big skirt, look at the white lace suspenders inside.Zhang Zhou suddenly felt that the moment before his death became very long, because he thought of many things in his mind.Um!I also forgot that the one-to-one version of Athena's holy clothes is almost unfinished.But forget it, that cosplay outfit was originally made for Momo, and she can probably buy a set of holy clothes made of real gold in the future.
If there is an afterlife, you must remember not to take the flight of DM Airline.No!If there is an afterlife, it is better not to be reincarnated in a difficult situation!This difficult mode is too difficult to pass the level, and I feel very bitter when I hear the name.Wax manually.Bye bye.
But if you can choose, can you not die?Thinking of this, his whole body trembled, his whole body was crushed in pain, and then his eyes went dark.
When he remembered the past again, he found that he was already five years old.That is to say, he was born again, and even his appearance grew again according to the appearance of the previous life.Fortunately, he was born as a beggar this time, except that he was clean when he was a baby. After he passed away, his face was unkempt and he couldn't see his face clearly. This face no longer caused him any trouble.
At first he thought he had traveled back to the past, but the reign title and emperor did not exist in his memory at all.So is it empty?In his memory of being a beggar, there is no such thing as an alien creature in this world.
When he saw the red-nosed old man, he vaguely knew that there were immortal cultivators in this world, and he was basically sure when he heard about the Nine Heavens Gate.It's just that the word "Jiu Xiao" is really bad, isn't it?Cultivation fantasy novels are as flooding as Xiao Ming in the next class!
Only when he saw Bai Yuehua with his own eyes, Zhang Zhou confirmed that he had transmigrated into the novel. The character Zhang Zhou was never written in "Xian Yuan Xuan Yan", and even his cheap master, Elder Wu, is someone who exists in Bai Yuehua's memory!The master is the background board, so isn't he the eggplant in the background board?
In the original book, the two big bosses fly bricks at each other, you shoot one and I shoot the other, and the relatives and friends of the other party are smashed into scum.After Bai Yuehua was exposed as a cultivator, the Jiuxiaomen was destroyed by the protagonist Hua Wanqing, and the head was forced to commit suicide.
Most of the disciples of the Nine Heavens Sect were killed by cannon fodder without even showing their faces.
Zhang Zhou pulled out a few hairs.what to do?Running away before the protagonist gets angry?No, no, no, damn the author screwed up the whole world in the finale.He's already died once and doesn't want to do it again.Well, people are all going to die, which means that they don't want to die again, and hope to end their lives.
Seeing that his hairline was about to be pushed back, Zhang Zhou finally made up his mind to practice first, count each step, and talk about things later.As a moving background, it's good to be able to take care of yourself.According to his recollection of the original book, his aptitude for the three spiritual roots is at the middle level, and he is equipped with standard miscellaneous fish.Those minions chasing the boss and shouting: "Kill!"
The facial paralyzed person above Yulan Peak is the standard boss configuration, and the Tianlinggen has mutated into the Icelingen.Upgrading is the same as drinking water, 15-year-old Jianji, 28-year-old Jiedan, 49-year-old Yuanying.Although because of Lan Xiyu's death, the heart demon stopped in the late Yuanying stage, but that's for later, so let's press it for now.According to the information obtained today, he is only 52 years old.
Although the protagonist Hua Wanqing has dual spiritual roots, not as good as Bai Yuehua, but it is also a combination of abnormal wind and fire spiritual roots.Zhu Ji was 34 years old when he formed the alchemy, and he is now in his early fifties, and he is in the middle of the golden alchemy stage.Even if he will be crippled by Bai Yuehua in the near future, but if he continues to practice, he will continue to rise like an elevator, and he will be on par with Bai Yuehua in 15 years.
Look at yourself again, and add an unreliable master.Let's wash and sleep first!
Anyway, there are still ten years before the two big bosses meet, and a hundred years before they finally kill each other. What if he burps before he lives a hundred years?Don't you worry about it for nothing?
After thinking about it, Zhang Zhou felt relieved.Anyway, what he is best at is muddling along, and when he is in a hurry, he will at most break the tank.
In other words, this surname Wu really doesn't worry about his illiteracy at all!
Depressed, Zhang Zhou took out the most basic introductory training course "Entraining Qi Jue" from the storage bag.Fortunately, he was born in the beat generation and has been immersed in pirated books from Hong Kong and Taiwan for many years since he was a child. He has never had trouble recognizing traditional and simplified characters.
But literacy and understanding have never meant the same thing.Zhang Zhou knew every word, but he was dizzy when he combined them.It seems that it is not suitable to practice today, let's wash up and sleep as soon as possible!
In the early morning of the next day, Zhang Zhou was still drooling and dreaming sweetly, so Brother Fang, a handyman disciple, came to ask him to get up.Tell him that Senior Brother Zhong, who is in front of the head hall, has come to pick him up and is waiting at the foot of the mountain.
Zhang Zhou woke up more than half of the time, hurriedly washed up and stepped on the teleportation array to go down the mountain.
I saw that Zhong Ming stepped on the enlarged paper crane standing outside the teleportation array, and there were four little boys and girls on the paper crane.
"Brother Zhong." Zhang Zhou bowed his hands in salute.
Zhong Ming nodded and said to him: "Today, I will guide you new disciples to familiarize themselves with the sect."
After Zhang Zhou climbed onto the paper crane, the four people on the paper crane gathered around him and started asking questions.
"What's your name?"
"You live in Zhuoran Peak, are you apprentice?"
"Why didn't I see you when I started the trial?"
When Zhang Zhou blankly expressed that he didn't know about the entry test, everyone had complicated expressions and different reactions, but they all fell silent in unison.
Zhang Zhou secretly screamed "Oops". After all, he had lived in his thirties. Even if he was a mess, he knew that everyone would classify him as a special category.Be quiet along the way, for fear of making too many mistakes.
That Zhong Ming looked to be in his thirties, but he was actually in his fifties, in the late stage of Foundation Establishment.I am not surprised by the reaction of this group of brats. In the past, there were always such and such things among the disciples, and they couldn't control them at all. As long as there were no major incidents, they would not make a sound.He just fulfilled his duty of explaining along the way, and gave a detailed introduction to all parts of the sect. When passing by the deacon's hall, he registered his identity and received the token and monthly regulations.
At the end of the day, Zhang Zhou was relieved a lot, knowing that the new disciples who had not entrained their energy would have morning classes, and there would be seniors above Foundation Establishment who would guide them in detail until the new disciples established their foundations.No wonder his half-way master herded the sheep so casually.
"Zhang Zhou!"
As soon as Pu stepped out of the teleportation formation, Zhang Zhou heard a loud shout.His hand trembled, his fingers curled into a fist, and he quickly let go. "Senior Brother Chen!" He smiled obsequiously, and cupped his hands to meet him.
"Stop talking nonsense!" The other party stretched out his hand to him.
Knowing that he couldn't escape, Zhang Zhou lowered his head and took out the Yueru Lingshi he had just received from his storage bag, and handed it to Senior Brother Chen respectfully.
There is no time in the mountains, and Zhang Zhou stayed in Jiuxiaomen for five years in a blink of an eye.If he knew exactly which time his irresponsible master died, he would definitely try to stop it.It's a pity that he didn't regret it before being bullied.
Five years ago, it was the once-in-ten-year apprenticeship period of Jiuxiaomen. The disciple who was in charge of going down the mountain to collect qualified people ran into the mad Taoist Master Congqing, and he stole the measuring ruler to test his qualifications in retaliation.Zhang Zhou, who was brought back by the head of Xiao when he personally retrieved the Tianchi ruler.
The practice of Jiuxiaomen is special compared to other schools.In addition to martial arts, Jiuxiaomen practice also pays attention to entering the world and cultivating the mind, and pays attention to personal perception. Therefore, the requirements for the monk's ambition and understanding are slightly higher.
Entering the world and cultivating the mind means to be contaminated with the mundane world, which is completely different from other sects in the world who practice alone and cut off the cause and effect of the world.Those who are not determined will not be able to achieve great success in Jiuxiaomen.
Therefore, since the establishment of the Nine Heavens Sect, there have been very few people who have ascended, and most of the disciples have fallen due to various causes and effects on the road of cultivation, or lost their skills, or reincarnated to re-cultivate.However, the Heavenly Tribulation that descended when Dacheng ascended was much simpler than those of other sects, it was just a formality.That is to say, if you practice well, you will definitely be able to ascend, and you will not fall in the final catastrophe.The most important thing is that the most important reason for maintaining Jiuxiaomen's foothold as a first-class sect and continuously attracting people to join is that the immortals of Jiuxiaomen can return to the lower realm after ascending.Whenever there is a catastrophe in the lower realm, the seniors who ascended from the Nine Heavens Gate will come down to help the disciples in the lower realm.
Originally, according to the regulations, new disciples had to pass the last mental test of the mountain gate, and only those who passed the test could be regarded as inner disciples.The high-quality ones are selected by monks above Jindan to receive their names or become direct disciples.But Zhang Zhou was personally brought into the mountain gate by Sect Leader Xiao, and later became a nominal disciple of Zhuoran Peak, skipping the final trial.This inevitably caused dissatisfaction among some inner disciples who started at the same time.
When Wu Zhuopu was around, everyone would at most roll their eyes and play some harmless pranks in the morning class.Since the news that Wu Zhuopu's natal jade tablet was broken three years ago, everyone's rejection of him has intensified.
Relying on the backing of his aristocratic family, Senior Brother Chen bullied the inner and outer disciples.Seeing that Zhang Zhou was the only one left in Zhuo Ranfeng, without any elders to ask him, he came up with his idea.Every month, he intercepted the Lingshi in his monthly case outside the teleportation array that came out of the deacon's hall.
"Wait! It's not over yet!" This Chen Shaojing put away the spirit stone, and stopped him from leaving.
"Senior Brother Chen, what advice do you have?" Zhang Zhou asked with a nod and a bow.Thanks to his previous years of begging in Yizhou City, this kind of begging skills is at his fingertips.
It's just that Chen Shaojing made it clear today that he came to Xingshi to inquire about his crimes, and collecting spirit stones is just a routine.
"Tell me! How did you seduce Junior Sister Zhou? Why did I ask her out yesterday and ignored me, but spent the whole day basking in the sun in the elixir garden with you!"
"Ah! This... I really don't know! Brother Chen, I received the mission of the elixir nursery yesterday, and Senior Sister Zhou is already there when I go there! We just complete the mission together..." He whispered more and more quietly , because Chen Shaojing's face made it clear that he didn't believe it.To be honest, he is really wronged in this matter, let alone what he thinks about Senior Sister Zhou, what can he do if he is only 13 years old and has no body?
"Hmph! I don't care what tasks you do! Stay away from Zhou Jing!" He said with a wave of his hand, and the dogs standing behind him immediately surrounded Zhang Zhou.
Under the pressure of Wu Zhuopu five years ago, Zhang Zhou was the first among the new disciples who did not entrain qi to enter the body, and within two years he had reached the third level of qi refining.However, after Wu Zhuopu went down the mountain and never returned, due to various reasons, his progress in cultivation has been slow, and he has only just broken through the fourth level of Qi Refining.
The other disciples around him were already at the fifth or sixth level of Qi refining, and they had also practiced kung fu, so he knew that a meal was inevitable.Sighing, he knelt down with his head in his arms, and said, "Brothers, be merciful, please don't slap your face."
"Hit! Smash his bewitching face!" It's good that Zhang Zhou doesn't mention his face. What Chen Shaojing is most angry with is his little face. I don't believe that those junior sisters who are close to him are not interested in his face. .
When Zhang Zhou heard this, he covered his head and face even tighter.
The author has something to say:
Zhou: Why do the place names here repeat so much with ancient times?I thought I could start spoiler cheats!
Author: This is how it was written in the original book.
A certain boat: ... the original book is not also your idea?
Author: Haha!The weather is fine tonight!La la la la!
If there is an afterlife, you must remember not to take the flight of DM Airline.No!If there is an afterlife, it is better not to be reincarnated in a difficult situation!This difficult mode is too difficult to pass the level, and I feel very bitter when I hear the name.Wax manually.Bye bye.
But if you can choose, can you not die?Thinking of this, his whole body trembled, his whole body was crushed in pain, and then his eyes went dark.
When he remembered the past again, he found that he was already five years old.That is to say, he was born again, and even his appearance grew again according to the appearance of the previous life.Fortunately, he was born as a beggar this time, except that he was clean when he was a baby. After he passed away, his face was unkempt and he couldn't see his face clearly. This face no longer caused him any trouble.
At first he thought he had traveled back to the past, but the reign title and emperor did not exist in his memory at all.So is it empty?In his memory of being a beggar, there is no such thing as an alien creature in this world.
When he saw the red-nosed old man, he vaguely knew that there were immortal cultivators in this world, and he was basically sure when he heard about the Nine Heavens Gate.It's just that the word "Jiu Xiao" is really bad, isn't it?Cultivation fantasy novels are as flooding as Xiao Ming in the next class!
Only when he saw Bai Yuehua with his own eyes, Zhang Zhou confirmed that he had transmigrated into the novel. The character Zhang Zhou was never written in "Xian Yuan Xuan Yan", and even his cheap master, Elder Wu, is someone who exists in Bai Yuehua's memory!The master is the background board, so isn't he the eggplant in the background board?
In the original book, the two big bosses fly bricks at each other, you shoot one and I shoot the other, and the relatives and friends of the other party are smashed into scum.After Bai Yuehua was exposed as a cultivator, the Jiuxiaomen was destroyed by the protagonist Hua Wanqing, and the head was forced to commit suicide.
Most of the disciples of the Nine Heavens Sect were killed by cannon fodder without even showing their faces.
Zhang Zhou pulled out a few hairs.what to do?Running away before the protagonist gets angry?No, no, no, damn the author screwed up the whole world in the finale.He's already died once and doesn't want to do it again.Well, people are all going to die, which means that they don't want to die again, and hope to end their lives.
Seeing that his hairline was about to be pushed back, Zhang Zhou finally made up his mind to practice first, count each step, and talk about things later.As a moving background, it's good to be able to take care of yourself.According to his recollection of the original book, his aptitude for the three spiritual roots is at the middle level, and he is equipped with standard miscellaneous fish.Those minions chasing the boss and shouting: "Kill!"
The facial paralyzed person above Yulan Peak is the standard boss configuration, and the Tianlinggen has mutated into the Icelingen.Upgrading is the same as drinking water, 15-year-old Jianji, 28-year-old Jiedan, 49-year-old Yuanying.Although because of Lan Xiyu's death, the heart demon stopped in the late Yuanying stage, but that's for later, so let's press it for now.According to the information obtained today, he is only 52 years old.
Although the protagonist Hua Wanqing has dual spiritual roots, not as good as Bai Yuehua, but it is also a combination of abnormal wind and fire spiritual roots.Zhu Ji was 34 years old when he formed the alchemy, and he is now in his early fifties, and he is in the middle of the golden alchemy stage.Even if he will be crippled by Bai Yuehua in the near future, but if he continues to practice, he will continue to rise like an elevator, and he will be on par with Bai Yuehua in 15 years.
Look at yourself again, and add an unreliable master.Let's wash and sleep first!
Anyway, there are still ten years before the two big bosses meet, and a hundred years before they finally kill each other. What if he burps before he lives a hundred years?Don't you worry about it for nothing?
After thinking about it, Zhang Zhou felt relieved.Anyway, what he is best at is muddling along, and when he is in a hurry, he will at most break the tank.
In other words, this surname Wu really doesn't worry about his illiteracy at all!
Depressed, Zhang Zhou took out the most basic introductory training course "Entraining Qi Jue" from the storage bag.Fortunately, he was born in the beat generation and has been immersed in pirated books from Hong Kong and Taiwan for many years since he was a child. He has never had trouble recognizing traditional and simplified characters.
But literacy and understanding have never meant the same thing.Zhang Zhou knew every word, but he was dizzy when he combined them.It seems that it is not suitable to practice today, let's wash up and sleep as soon as possible!
In the early morning of the next day, Zhang Zhou was still drooling and dreaming sweetly, so Brother Fang, a handyman disciple, came to ask him to get up.Tell him that Senior Brother Zhong, who is in front of the head hall, has come to pick him up and is waiting at the foot of the mountain.
Zhang Zhou woke up more than half of the time, hurriedly washed up and stepped on the teleportation array to go down the mountain.
I saw that Zhong Ming stepped on the enlarged paper crane standing outside the teleportation array, and there were four little boys and girls on the paper crane.
"Brother Zhong." Zhang Zhou bowed his hands in salute.
Zhong Ming nodded and said to him: "Today, I will guide you new disciples to familiarize themselves with the sect."
After Zhang Zhou climbed onto the paper crane, the four people on the paper crane gathered around him and started asking questions.
"What's your name?"
"You live in Zhuoran Peak, are you apprentice?"
"Why didn't I see you when I started the trial?"
When Zhang Zhou blankly expressed that he didn't know about the entry test, everyone had complicated expressions and different reactions, but they all fell silent in unison.
Zhang Zhou secretly screamed "Oops". After all, he had lived in his thirties. Even if he was a mess, he knew that everyone would classify him as a special category.Be quiet along the way, for fear of making too many mistakes.
That Zhong Ming looked to be in his thirties, but he was actually in his fifties, in the late stage of Foundation Establishment.I am not surprised by the reaction of this group of brats. In the past, there were always such and such things among the disciples, and they couldn't control them at all. As long as there were no major incidents, they would not make a sound.He just fulfilled his duty of explaining along the way, and gave a detailed introduction to all parts of the sect. When passing by the deacon's hall, he registered his identity and received the token and monthly regulations.
At the end of the day, Zhang Zhou was relieved a lot, knowing that the new disciples who had not entrained their energy would have morning classes, and there would be seniors above Foundation Establishment who would guide them in detail until the new disciples established their foundations.No wonder his half-way master herded the sheep so casually.
"Zhang Zhou!"
As soon as Pu stepped out of the teleportation formation, Zhang Zhou heard a loud shout.His hand trembled, his fingers curled into a fist, and he quickly let go. "Senior Brother Chen!" He smiled obsequiously, and cupped his hands to meet him.
"Stop talking nonsense!" The other party stretched out his hand to him.
Knowing that he couldn't escape, Zhang Zhou lowered his head and took out the Yueru Lingshi he had just received from his storage bag, and handed it to Senior Brother Chen respectfully.
There is no time in the mountains, and Zhang Zhou stayed in Jiuxiaomen for five years in a blink of an eye.If he knew exactly which time his irresponsible master died, he would definitely try to stop it.It's a pity that he didn't regret it before being bullied.
Five years ago, it was the once-in-ten-year apprenticeship period of Jiuxiaomen. The disciple who was in charge of going down the mountain to collect qualified people ran into the mad Taoist Master Congqing, and he stole the measuring ruler to test his qualifications in retaliation.Zhang Zhou, who was brought back by the head of Xiao when he personally retrieved the Tianchi ruler.
The practice of Jiuxiaomen is special compared to other schools.In addition to martial arts, Jiuxiaomen practice also pays attention to entering the world and cultivating the mind, and pays attention to personal perception. Therefore, the requirements for the monk's ambition and understanding are slightly higher.
Entering the world and cultivating the mind means to be contaminated with the mundane world, which is completely different from other sects in the world who practice alone and cut off the cause and effect of the world.Those who are not determined will not be able to achieve great success in Jiuxiaomen.
Therefore, since the establishment of the Nine Heavens Sect, there have been very few people who have ascended, and most of the disciples have fallen due to various causes and effects on the road of cultivation, or lost their skills, or reincarnated to re-cultivate.However, the Heavenly Tribulation that descended when Dacheng ascended was much simpler than those of other sects, it was just a formality.That is to say, if you practice well, you will definitely be able to ascend, and you will not fall in the final catastrophe.The most important thing is that the most important reason for maintaining Jiuxiaomen's foothold as a first-class sect and continuously attracting people to join is that the immortals of Jiuxiaomen can return to the lower realm after ascending.Whenever there is a catastrophe in the lower realm, the seniors who ascended from the Nine Heavens Gate will come down to help the disciples in the lower realm.
Originally, according to the regulations, new disciples had to pass the last mental test of the mountain gate, and only those who passed the test could be regarded as inner disciples.The high-quality ones are selected by monks above Jindan to receive their names or become direct disciples.But Zhang Zhou was personally brought into the mountain gate by Sect Leader Xiao, and later became a nominal disciple of Zhuoran Peak, skipping the final trial.This inevitably caused dissatisfaction among some inner disciples who started at the same time.
When Wu Zhuopu was around, everyone would at most roll their eyes and play some harmless pranks in the morning class.Since the news that Wu Zhuopu's natal jade tablet was broken three years ago, everyone's rejection of him has intensified.
Relying on the backing of his aristocratic family, Senior Brother Chen bullied the inner and outer disciples.Seeing that Zhang Zhou was the only one left in Zhuo Ranfeng, without any elders to ask him, he came up with his idea.Every month, he intercepted the Lingshi in his monthly case outside the teleportation array that came out of the deacon's hall.
"Wait! It's not over yet!" This Chen Shaojing put away the spirit stone, and stopped him from leaving.
"Senior Brother Chen, what advice do you have?" Zhang Zhou asked with a nod and a bow.Thanks to his previous years of begging in Yizhou City, this kind of begging skills is at his fingertips.
It's just that Chen Shaojing made it clear today that he came to Xingshi to inquire about his crimes, and collecting spirit stones is just a routine.
"Tell me! How did you seduce Junior Sister Zhou? Why did I ask her out yesterday and ignored me, but spent the whole day basking in the sun in the elixir garden with you!"
"Ah! This... I really don't know! Brother Chen, I received the mission of the elixir nursery yesterday, and Senior Sister Zhou is already there when I go there! We just complete the mission together..." He whispered more and more quietly , because Chen Shaojing's face made it clear that he didn't believe it.To be honest, he is really wronged in this matter, let alone what he thinks about Senior Sister Zhou, what can he do if he is only 13 years old and has no body?
"Hmph! I don't care what tasks you do! Stay away from Zhou Jing!" He said with a wave of his hand, and the dogs standing behind him immediately surrounded Zhang Zhou.
Under the pressure of Wu Zhuopu five years ago, Zhang Zhou was the first among the new disciples who did not entrain qi to enter the body, and within two years he had reached the third level of qi refining.However, after Wu Zhuopu went down the mountain and never returned, due to various reasons, his progress in cultivation has been slow, and he has only just broken through the fourth level of Qi Refining.
The other disciples around him were already at the fifth or sixth level of Qi refining, and they had also practiced kung fu, so he knew that a meal was inevitable.Sighing, he knelt down with his head in his arms, and said, "Brothers, be merciful, please don't slap your face."
"Hit! Smash his bewitching face!" It's good that Zhang Zhou doesn't mention his face. What Chen Shaojing is most angry with is his little face. I don't believe that those junior sisters who are close to him are not interested in his face. .
When Zhang Zhou heard this, he covered his head and face even tighter.
The author has something to say:
Zhou: Why do the place names here repeat so much with ancient times?I thought I could start spoiler cheats!
Author: This is how it was written in the original book.
A certain boat: ... the original book is not also your idea?
Author: Haha!The weather is fine tonight!La la la la!
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