You want to run away after flirting with the male protagonist?

"You fart! You still can't control your own hands?" Zhang Zhou repeatedly slapped Hua Wanqing's hands away.

"You couldn't control yourself when you first met me?" Hua Wanqing continued to tease him with a smile.

"You, you... didn't you agree not to mention this?" Zhang Zhou wailed with a red face.

"Then do you believe it?"

"Believe me! Aren't you ADHD!"

Hua Wanqing laughed and withdrew her hand, and coughed again after a while.

"Oh, you! Can you be more careful? You'll be scared to death sooner or later if you cough up blood at every turn." Zhang Zhou immediately pressed his hand on his back to relieve him of luck.

"Huahua." Caijiao approached and tugged at the hem of Hua Wanqing's clothes.

"What's wrong with Caijiao?" Hua Wanqing looked down at her.

"Can I take Hua Hua's surname?"

"Why do you want to take his surname all of a sudden?" Zhang Zhou asked puzzled.

"Huahua guaranteed us payment just now, and we decided to follow Huahua from now on," Caijiao said.

"Hey! Did you see clearly? I was the one who went out just now!" Zhang Zhou was depressed.

"But if you use the magic weapon, you will give it to you." Caijiao retorted.

"Okay, okay." Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Hua Wanqing hurriedly spoke out. "Caijiao, you don't need to have my surname if you follow me. You and I are neither parent nor child nor master and servant."

"That's right, otherwise your name is Huacaijiao, how ugly it is." Zhang Zhou laughed.

"Hua's surname is Hua. Hua and Fudie are very suitable! Caijiao also wants to be called Hua." Caijiao said persistently.

"Caijiao is too ugly, you might as well call it Jennifer. What a foreign name."

"What is foreign style?" Caijiao asked curiously.

"Western style means very good and elegant." Zhang Zhou said to her seriously. "And this name also fulfills your wish, it sounds like a girl."

"Okay! From now on, my name will be Jennifer!" Caijiao, no, Jennifer immediately accepted the name when she heard that she looked like a girl.

Zhang Zhou turned around and laughed secretly.

Although he couldn't tell what the problem was, but looking at Zhang Zhou's appearance, Hua Wanqing could probably guess that he had made a small mess of Caijiao.But his jealous look is really cute.Originally, she didn't like the two being disturbed, but now Hua Wanqing thought it might be a good idea to take Caijiao, no, Jennifer with her.

Given that they were not familiar with the local conditions, the two first found a village to settle down.Hua Wanqing taught Jennifer to transform into a child to temporarily deceive others.

"Why don't you wear aluminum baby paper for Senmo?" Jennifer, who had turned into a fat doll, looked at her new look very dissatisfied.

"Shenbao has no gender." Hua Wanqing explained to her.

"Are you stupid? How do children's body shapes be divided into male and female? A child with bumps and convexities will scare people to death!" Zhang Zhou laughed directly.

"Bumpy is the Mori?" Jennifer looked up at the two of them.

"Cough! You'll know for yourself when you grow up." Zhang Zhou was at a loss for words when asked, so he prevaricated casually.

"Sambo grows too slowly! I want to grow up! I have bumps!" Jennifer pinched her face and shouted.

"Wow wow..." Shen Bao was pinched and cried by himself.

Hua Wanqing reprimanded: "Jennifer, don't bully Shen Bao. If he grows up, can you still freely manipulate his body like now? You also have to be content."

But Shen Bao was crying so hard that Jennifer couldn't get out.Zhang Zhou covered his ears and said, "Shenbao, don't cry. If you cry again, it will be dark. Do you still want to enter the village?"

Hearing Zhang Zhou's words, Shenmao immediately stopped, nodded vigorously and said, "I want to enter the village."

"Let's make an agreement first. When we enter the village, we must be obedient. We are not allowed to cry, run around, or touch other people's things." For such a ginseng who yearns for the human world, Zhang Zhou also agreed. A little speechless, especially since the other party is still a child at heart, he had to beware of the miserable experience of a child.

Before crossing over, his eldest brother's son was a typical brat, every time he went to his place, he would destroy his collection, but his mother always blamed him for not packing it up, and took the things out of the cabinet in front of him Take it out to coax the bear child.Therefore, he is always not enthusiastic or even impatient with children.

Fortunately, this radish belongs to the ranks that can still communicate, otherwise he would not want to walk with children no matter what.

After receiving the guarantee from Shenbao and Jennifer, Yunzhou landed towards the outskirts of the village ahead.

The two claimed to be merchants from the Southern Islands in the Inner Sea, and they were going to visit friends in Langshan Country, when they ran into robbers on the way and fled here.

After the village head received them, he told them that this place is on the west border of the Zheming country on the mainland, and Xuanyin country is across a hill to the north.

Zhang Zhou searched all the storage space on his body, only to find a little silver in a small storage bag.I rented two rooms with the village head for the night.

Shen Bao was full of curiosity about the village, and stood at the door of the rented house and stretched his neck to look out.After Zhang Zhou and Hua Wanqing cleaned up the house, they pulled Zhang Zhou's sleeve and begged twice, Zhang Zhou had no choice but to take him out for a walk.

The child has short legs, Zhang Zhou disliked him for walking slowly, so he simply lifted it up and put it on his shoulder.

Shen Bao sits high and sees far away. He always asks chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep when he sees them along the way, and Zhang Zhou answers them one by one.

Seeing a group of children chasing and playing on the drying ground, Shen Bao was eager to move. "Don't make trouble, your Transfiguration is unstable, and it's easy to reveal your original shape if you play crazy." Zhang Zhou stopped in time.

Shen Bao had no choice but to sit down obediently.

Zhang Zhou continued to walk with him on his back, and within a few steps, a peasant woman standing in front of her watching the child said with a smile, "Does your father want to come down to play, little baby?"

When Zhang Zhou heard this, he smiled awkwardly.That's why he doesn't like bringing up children the least. An unmarried boy immediately loses his price and becomes the child's father.

Shen Bao blinked, looked at the peasant woman, then turned to look at Zhang Zhou, and nodded.

"I'm so wronged that tears are about to fall out. It's really distressing." The peasant woman took out a piece of candy from the pocket of her apron and handed it to him. "Here, take it. Here in the countryside, your father is afraid that you will stain your clothes. It's not that he doesn't love you, so don't cry! Obediently listen to your father!"

"Thank you big sister!" Zhang Zhou smiled and nodded when he heard that the other party was helping him coax the child. "A Bao, thank you, Auntie!"

"Thank you, Auntie!"

Shen Bao's well-behaved answer won another burst of praise from the peasant woman.

Leaving the drying yard and walking back, Shen Bao asked with the candy, "What is this?"

"This is sugar, eat it. It's as sweet as honey." Zhang Zhou replied.

"You eat." Shen Bao handed it to his mouth.

"No, thank you! You can eat it yourself!" Zhang Zhou was pleased with Shen Bao's move, and it was not in vain for him to carry it for so long.In fact, the more annoying thing is that Jennifer who seized the house, and Shen Bao is also a poor victim. Zhang Zhou separated the two in his heart.

"What is father? Why are you my father?" Shen Bao asked again.

"Father... ah! A man and a woman gave birth to a child, the man is the father of the child, and the woman is the mother of the child." Zhang Zhou thought about it and explained it to him in simpler words. "I'm not your father. That aunt misunderstood just now and thought I was your father."

"Then where is Shen Bao's father?" Shen Bao continued to ask.

"Stupid Shenbao, he said that Di is a blue man and a Lu man. You are not a man, and you have no father." Jennifer couldn't help but said out loud.

"Jennifer, don't make a sound, be careful not to be seen." Zhang Zhou immediately stopped her from continuing.

Shen Bao didn't ask any more questions, he put the candy in his mouth and tasted it carefully.

On the road, there was smoke from every house, and the farmers either carried hoes or buckets and came back from work one after another.The peasant woman stood at the gate of the yard calling her children to go home for dinner.

A peaceful rural scene.

Zhang Zhou looked in a daze. How many years had he not seen such an ordinary scene?Occasionally, a few children ran past him, and he had the illusion of looking back a hundred years while avoiding it.

"Brother, look where we live!"

Shen Bao's voice brought Zhang Zhou back to his senses.He looked up at the rented farmhouse, and there was light smoke rising from the chimney.

"This man!" Zhang Zhou grabbed Shen Bao's leg and ran back faster.

Sure enough, he guessed right, Hua Wanqing was cooking vegetables in front of the stove with his waist bent.

"Didn't I tell you to take a good rest?"

Seeing Hua Wanqing's hands stained with smoke and dust, Zhang Zhou felt uncomfortable.

"I'm not disabled either, just sit and go." Hua Wanqing blocked his hand grabbing the long spoon and pushed him away. "I also want to eat now. By the way, I will let you taste my cooking."

Unable to resist, Zhang Zhou had no choice but to wipe the dining table and help with the dishes.

The food was served, and the three of them sat down.

Zhang Zhou poured a bowl of honey water for Shenbao.

"Come, have a taste." Hua Wanqing picked up the chopsticks and put a piece of meat into Zhang Zhou's bowl.

In fact, seeing Hua Wanqing looking good in front of the stove, Zhang Zhou was also curious if he could cook?

Looking at the bright red meat in the bowl, it looks good.He took a bite nervously, then stuffed the whole piece of meat into his mouth.

"Delicious!" He praised while chewing.Before time-traveling, he moved out of the house to live by himself, although he had to cook by himself, but he was only proficient in snack skills such as barbecue and snacks for pick-up girls, and he couldn't cook real home-cooked dishes.He sincerely praised the taste comparable to a restaurant.

"Then eat more." Hua Wanqing moved the dish closer to him with a smile.

In order to thank Hua Wanqing for cooking, Zhang Zhou took the initiative to make tea after dinner.

"Senior, how do you know how to cook?" Zhang Zhou asked curiously while drinking tea.

Hua Wanqing hadn't had the tea he brewed for a year, so she sipped it first and then said slowly, "I learned it in the secular world after I established my foundation."

"Didn't senior sects not go to the secular world for their training?" Zhang Zhou remembered that only the Jiuxiao Sect was relatively unique, and the other sects' experience was to break into dangerous situations.

"Don't you know me quite well? Of course I have to go to a place that is so secretive in the secular world for the sect before I'm willing to do it myself." Hua Wanqing said with a smile.

"Uh..." Zhang Zhou knew that Hua Wanqing would do this, but he never thought that he would lead a truly mundane life, even cooking.

"It's nothing. Life is your own, you can live it however you want." Hua Wanqing seemed to see through his mind, and said.

All right!He forgot that Hua Wanqing is still a playboy at heart.Zhang Zhou thought for a while and asked, "Senior said that there was an accident after the establishment of the foundation, which made you alert from now on. Can you tell me?"

"It's related to the fragrance." Hua Wanqing continued drinking tea with a calm expression. "After the foundation was established, Momei Nong gave me the hookah as a foundation-establishing gift. I rarely saw this kind of thing in Donglin, and I tried it for a while. At that time, it was still a normal hookah. In my Linlin Before going down the mountain, Momenon gave me new spices. One day after I went down the mountain, I changed to the new spices, and I was erratic after smoking the whole thing. When I realized something was wrong, my elder brother happened to be going down the mountain. He saw Because of my appearance at that time, I had evil thoughts, and I activated the dragon head golden knife to protect myself."

"You're alright!" Zhang Zhou heard the hand tremble, and some water in the kettle was sprinkled on the coals, making a hissing sound.

Hua Wanqing put down the teacup and said with a smile, "Of course I'm fine. It's just that my elder brother has a scar on his face, so I can't say I did it."

Only then did Zhang Zhou feel at ease and continue adding tea.

Hua Wanqing went on to say: "These things seem to be coincidences, but when the coincidences continue, it seems weird. Mo Meinong actually doesn't know what harm the incense has. She has always believed that as long as I use this incense, I will die." I don’t want to leave her. I have no way of finding out who asked her to give me this kind of incense. I tried it, and she told me that I heard about it from the merchants in Xilin in the secular market. My senior brother originally planned to Passing by one day, I had something to postpone. The purpose of this accident was to force me to use the dragon head golden sword, but I didn’t use the sword technique that day. Thanks to the senior brother who was too close to me at that time, I made a fight I was caught off guard. By the way, the Dragon Head Golden Sword is what it looks like now after I formed the alchemy. It was just a black iron knife before."

The author has something to say:

Zhou: Senior, you still haven’t said why you want to learn how to cook.

Huahua: To make it for you to eat!

Zhou: Seriously... You knew I was coming then?

Huahua: 50 years ago, I counted my fingers, and my future Taoist couple had a lot of food, so they quickly learned how to cook.

A certain boat: Did the senior say that I am an idiot?

Huahua: Are you admitting that you are my Taoist partner?

A certain boat: _(:з」∠)_ doesn’t count!I was just about to say something wrong!Can't count! QQ