Dressed as Meow, Grandpa becomes Goldfinger

Zuo Tianlang's voice awakened Mr. Yu from his memories.

The first thing Mr. Yu met was the little guy with big curious eyes.

[Then, and then, why don’t you say half of it? ]

Halfway through the story, the text suddenly disappeared, which made Jiang Miao's heart itch, and couldn't help urging "meow, meow".

A familiar tense feeling came from the back of the neck, Jiang Miao kicked his hind legs unhappily, lowered his claws and tail obediently, and let Zuo Tianlang carry it back to his shoulder and put it away.

"Black and white."

[exist. ]

"You greet the guests first."

[OK, sir. ]

Lao Shan and the others were surprised by the extra voice in their heads, so they heard Zuo Tianlang tell them.

"I'll excuse you first. If you have any needs, you can tell Black and White. I personally suggest cleaning up first."

After Zuo Tianlang finished speaking on his own, he turned and left.

Old Yu smiled and said, "Interesting young man."

Lao Dan didn't reply, his eyes stayed on the small ball on Zuo Tianlang's shoulder.

[Distinguished guests, what do you need? ]

After Zuo Tianlang's figure disappeared on the second floor, black and white voices came to mind again.

Reluctantly, Lao Shan withdrew his gaze and scanned around, looking for the person who spoke.

Mr. Yu is also looking around, but he sees things from a different angle from Mr. Shan.

The old single looks at all the places where people, cameras, and secret doors may be hidden, looking for people hidden in the dark while evaluating security.

Mr. Yu paid more attention to the construction period, decoration style, material selection, detail description, etc. of the castle, and so on, which allowed him to grasp the information of the castle.

The castle lobby is a regular rectangle, with black and white marble floors, white walls, and black roofs, forming a black and white space together.

Directly opposite the gate, there are two three-meter-high chess piece sculptures, namely the black queen and the white king.

On both sides of the sculpture are left-right symmetrical arc-shaped double-running stairs, which together guard the second-floor platform.

There is a rectangular door opening on the wall between the curved double-run staircase and the gate, leading to both sides.

Except for the two chess piece sculptures, there are no other decorations in the lobby, not even one of the usual portraits in the castle, it looks empty and monotonous.

Coupled with the lack of rich colors, the whole space reveals a strange sense of tranquility.

The black and white castle lobby can be simply described in one word: clear at a glance.

As a result of the observation, Lao Dan did not find the owner of the voice, and Yu Lao could not deduce more information from the style and details of the castle.

The other old people also looked at the castle lobby from different angles, gathered together in groups of three or four, discussing in low voices from time to time, and there were many words of exclamation in their words.

Heihei, who was waiting by the side, was speechless to these strange two-legged beasts.

After about six or seven minutes, no one answered its inquiry for a long time, and Heihei, who was in a hurry to go back to accompany the seed state network, became impatient.

[Guests, what do you need?Or let me arrange it for you? ]

A bald old man of medium build walked up to Elder Yu who was squatting down to study the marble floor, looked around, and said with a smile.

"Little brother, can you come out? We are not used to talking to people in this way, so we feel...how should I put it..."

The bald old man touched the top of his bare head with his hand, as if he couldn't find an adjective.

"It feels like a haunted place, especially because it's a castle. It's like the horror movies my granddaughter used to watch."

The one who spoke was an old woman who was coiling up a silver hair with chopsticks. She had a smile on her face and looked very kind.

Black and White felt that if he had eyes, he couldn't help throwing a bunch of hygienic eyes at this time.

Simply follow the words of the kind old lady: [Yes, but the guests need to be prepared, it's okay to watch it as a horror movie. ]

The old people looked at me and I looked at you, and they all smiled. The bald old man said, "It's okay, we are all people who are going to be buried in the earth. It's a good thing if there are ghosts. It's a good thing to continue wandering in another form."

Mr. Yu stood up, shook his head, and said, "Old man Shui, don't worry about it, you are beautiful, don't scare the children. ]

Seeing the old people laughing and laughing at themselves, a dozen or so dark tree roots protrude directly from the roof.

After the roots touched the ground, they entangled and twisted each other, layer by layer upward, forming a three-meter-high black puppet.

The puppet made a medieval Western salute to everyone, [Hello, I am black and white. ]

Black and White specially added some sounds like wind blowing through the gaps in the spiritual communication, creating a terrifying atmosphere.

Coupled with the twisted and weird tree root puppet, in the understanding of black and white, it is enough to induce the horror of the two-legged beasts.

This is the experience it gained from cooking many captured Twolegs when it was still in the Forest of Black and White.

Who told these guys that it can't go back to accompany Luoluo quickly, and scare it a little, as compensation for their wasted time.

What happened next didn't follow the black and white plan.

Headed by Mr. Yu, several old people swarmed up and surrounded the black and white tree root puppet. You touch it and I grab it.

When it came to the old single, he followed nervously, fearing that these curious old guys would annoy that strange thing that didn't know what it was.

[Guests, your behavior is very rude, please stop! ]

When he found that the bald old man had squatted down to study between its "legs", the black and white voice changed its tone directly.

If these people were not brought in by Zuo Tianlang, it would immediately count them as one and throw them out of the field.

Finding that everyone's eyes were focused on him, the bald old man named Shui Shengsheng, who was called Old Man Shui by Mr. Yu, touched the top of his bald head again and said embarrassedly.

"Well, am I not curious?"

The old Dan next to him finally couldn't stand it anymore, stepped forward to pull Shui Shengsheng up, and signaled other old people not to surround Black and White.

Having experienced the "molesting" incident, Black and White no longer want to stay with these strange two-legged beasts.

It directly collapsed into a foot-long tree root on the spot, and burrowed into the marble floor one after another, leaving only a section, writhing on the ground like a small black snake.

This move attracted the old people to explore the marble floor for a while.

Black and White sent out the last spiritual message, leaving behind the group of two-legged beasts with excess energy, and ran away.

[Please follow my avatar to the guest room. ]

"Oh? There is still a guest room! Is there a bed?"

"It's all about the guest room, there should be a bed!"

"Oh, I haven't slept in bed for a long time, if only Lao Shi and Lao Shu persisted for a while longer."

The old people walked along the tree roots on the ground, talking in a hurry.

The black and white avatar|body tree roots led them into the door opening on the left, passed through the corridor, and came to the side hall.

This is a comprehensive side hall that integrates meeting guests and leisure.

There are simple sofas, coffee tables, and bar counters inside. The colors are still black and white, and there is no third color.

The black and white avatar that leads the way | did not stay here, and the old people can only take a quick look at it.

A group of people quickly passed through the side hall and the corridor, and the goal was a long corridor with the same style as the lobby and the side hall.

There is a black carved door at intervals on both sides of the corridor, which should be a black and white guest room.

According to a rough estimate by Mr. Yu, there must be about ten rooms.

After bringing the old people here, the only tree root left by Hei Hei was the same as the previous tree root. He lifted a small section and tied it to the ground, and it disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Lao Shan walked to the place where the roots disappeared, knelt down on one knee, and touched every inch of the ground with his fingers.

no……

The ground paved with black and white marble is tightly stitched together, without the slightest hole or crack on the surface.

"It's amazing."

The old man Shui came to Lao Dan, did the same thing as Lao Dan, and said with a sigh.

The old single nodded in agreement.

Just as he was about to say something, there was a cheer from behind, and Lao Shan got up to look, only to see that the old woman with chopsticks in her hair had already opened a door.

Two stiff eyebrows frowned, in Lao Shan's view, opening the door was risky and he should be allowed to do it.

Seeing his expression, old man Shui guessed what Lao Shan was thinking, and only smiled.

"I said Old Dan, you really need to change your temperament of wanting to carry everything on your shoulders.

Those of us old guys came out just to find a place to return to ashes and return to ashes. In the end, we all have to walk on the same road. There is no reason for you to rush forward in everything. "

"Old man Shui's words are reasonable, old Shan, you should change it."

Hearing this, the old people who were busy looking at the room took the time to talk.

Old Yu didn't say anything, but judging by his expression, he obviously agreed.

The old single just pretended not to hear.

Anyway, what they think is their business, what he does is his business.

Pay more attention and move faster in the future, and others will say that he is too fast?

While the old people were busy researching the guest room, Zuo Tianlang had already caught Jiang Miao into the bathroom and washed it repeatedly, until it was clean and fragrant.

Zuo Tianlang walked to the desk, twisted the bandage on it with his slender fingers, and was about to cover his eyes.

Jiang Miao, who was slumped on the pillow one second, jumped up violently the next second.

"Meow!"

Zuo Tianlang paused, turned his head to Jiang Miao's direction, and said helplessly, "Xiao Aoao, how many times have you seen it, why do you still want to watch it?"

[Master just wants to see, can you control me! ]

Jiang Miao was dissatisfied with "Mimi, ouch", patting, patting, patting on the pillow with his little paws, and flicking his tail.

Look like you don't show me, and I will never end with you.

Zuo Tianlang sighed, put down the bandage, walked to the edge of the bed, and sat sideways on the edge of the bed.

He lifted Jiang Miao onto his lap, rubbed his little ears lightly, and then smoothed Jiang Miao's hair skillfully.

The little guy who was fierce a few seconds ago immediately issued a comfortable "Fu~Fu~Fu~", and fell into the perfect hair-pulling skills of the shit shovel officer without principle.

Feeling comfortable being masturbated, Jiang Miao squinted his eyes and rolled, revealing his round belly.

Following the little guy's wishes, Zuo Tianlang gently pressed his soft belly with his index finger.

Jiang Miao enjoyed it so much that the four claws hooked unconsciously, and the tip of the tail hooked up comfortably.

I don't know how long it took, when Jiang Miao was so comfortable that he almost fell asleep, he suddenly turned over and the whole cat jumped up.

[This trick again? ! ]

Jiang Miao stared at Zuo Tianlang angrily with his big amber eyes.

Alas... just a little bit...

Zuo Tianlang thought to himself, since the little guy has already reacted, it will be difficult to make a move.

Forget it, let it go today.

Zuo Tianlang nodded Jiang Miao's little head, but Jiang Miao shook it away forcefully, and said softly, "You are really strong".

Under Jiang Miao's gaze, Zuo Tianlang slowly opened his eyes...

(To be continued)

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