Dressed as Meow, Grandpa becomes Goldfinger
Chapter 3 Nasty Man
I don't know how many messy things the little guy in his pocket has been thinking about for a while.
The man picked up the sparrow, tied one of its paws with a rope, and hung it on the backpack.
In his backpack, besides the sparrow he just shot, there are two other prey.
A mouse the size of a cat, and a green bamboo leaf as thick as an adult's thigh.
After hanging the prey, the man put on his backpack, looked left and right, and walked towards a half-collapsed small building.
Picking a backlit angle where two load-bearing walls meet, he kicked away the large pieces of rubbish with his feet, and the man sat cross-legged very carelessly.
He opened the backpack, took out the water bag, took a big mouthful, and swallowed slowly bit by bit, so that the water could fully moisten his mouth and throat.
When he was about to take a second sip, the little thing in his pocket moved restlessly, which caught his attention.
The man brought the little thing to his eyes and shook it.
"What are you fussing about?"
"Meow, meow~"
I want to drink water, I want to drink water!
The cry of grandma's cubs made the man's ears itchy.
Seeing the little guy's amber eyes staring straight at the water bag in his hand, the man moved his hands to move the water bag away.
Sure enough, those eyes followed suit.
A hint of interest flashed in the man's eyes, holding the water bag, moving from left to right, right to left.
The amber eyes are also turning around, and the little guy's tail is also turning with it, which is very interesting.
Jiang Miao was molested foolishly for a while before realizing that he was being played.
This bastard, where is he meowing and teasing cats? !
Well, what a funny cat...
"Meow!"
Seeing the little guy baring his teeth and claws again, obviously annoyed, the man let out a low laugh.
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore, you want to drink water, don't you, wait."
The man put Jiang Miao on his backpack and walked slowly around the half-collapsed building.
When he came back, he had a palm-sized glass box in his hand. It was a candy box, but the lid was missing.
"Little thing, you are lucky."
Holding the candy box, the man squatted in front of Jiang Miao, shook the beautiful round glass box, and said with a smile.
"This will be your food bowl from now on, it looks good, I know you must like it very much, don't you?"
As he spoke, he poked Jiang Miao again with his finger, causing Jiang Miao to roll off the backpack.
"Meow!"
It is tolerable or unbearable, people can bear it but cats can't bear it.
This bastard is too bullying!
Jiang Miao got up suddenly, exploded into a ball of hair, and flew towards the man.
Using four claws together, he hugged the man's outstretched hand, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
Jiang Miao opened his mouth, loosened his four claws, and fell straight to the ground.
I don't know if it's because the body is too round and too soft. When it fell to the ground, it seemed to bounce.
The man who saw it gave a "Puff!" and showed his big white teeth in a smile.
Jiang Miao's amber eyes contained two bubbles of normal saline, and the whole cat was about to feel depressed.
What is this stupid guy doing?
Why is it so hard!
The gums hurt so much, woo woo woo~~
It may be that Jiang Miao's appearance is so pitiful, the man took it into his palm and stroked its soft fur.
"Okay, okay, the little thing that hasn't fully grown his teeth yet, how could he have such a temper."
When the man said this, he didn't know whether he was sincerely comforting or deliberately hurting.
Putting Jiang Miao back on the backpack, the man took out a clean veil, wet it with water from the water bag, and carefully wiped the glass candy box clean.
Lifting up the cleaned candy box and looking at it for a moment, the man seemed to think of something, and his well-shaped lips curled up slightly.
Seeing that the man had wiped the candy box clean, Jiang Miao was a little anxious and couldn't help but yelled softly.
"Don't worry, I'll make some changes and it will be fine soon."
Under Jiang Miao's doubtful comment, the appearance of the round candy box changed at a speed visible to the naked eye.
I go!
what's the situation?
superpower? !
Jiang Miao stared at the big round amber eyes in surprise, looking at what happened in front of him in disbelief.
The three views that had been put together with great difficulty were broken into dregs again.
After about half a minute, the transparent round candy box became the shape of a cat's head, and the material changed slightly, becoming frosted glass.
The most amazing place is the position of the eyes of the glass cat container.
I don't know what the man did. Under the sunlight, his round eyes turned a soft amber color.
The only fly in the ointment is the cat's expression.
No matter how Jiang Miao looked at it, he felt that the glass cat was stupid and dumb.
She secretly thought in her heart, what's the use of being good-looking, since she has very poor eyesight, she will definitely not be able to find beautiful girls in the future, so she will find a stupid and stupid wife!
Jiang Miao thought maliciously in his heart.
The man looked at the little thing with rolling eyes, then at the glass container in his hand, and nodded in satisfaction.
This small appearance, really like it!
Finally, the glass material of the lower part was adjusted to make the glass cat container show natural markings.
After he was done, the man poured some water into it and put it in front of Jiang Miao.
"Come on, little guy, don't you want to drink water? Drink it."
Jiang Miao stared at the clear water in the glass cat container, smacked his mouth, and squinted at the man.
It's a pity that its eyes are too big, and it has a special sense of presence on the round face. It's hard for a man not to see its small movements.
This little thing is quite clever.
"If you don't drink it, I'll take it away."
The man pretended to take away the glass box, but was slapped by the anxious Jiang Miao.
No pain, just a little itchy.
Worried that the man would really take the water away, Jiang Miao leaned forward and stuck out his pink and tender tongue to lick it desperately.
The two front paws stepped on the backpack unconsciously.
Fortunately, Jiang Miao was a rough guy with no girlfriend and no pets in his previous life. Let him know the nature of the iconic trampling of felines, and it is estimated that he will be buried in the ground and not want to come out.
The man squatted aside, looking interesting.
He glanced over the redness that was an eyesore on the little thing's fur, looked at the dirty handkerchief in his hand, and gave up the plan to use it to clean the little thing directly.
Such a small cub looks very fragile, and it will be bad if it gets infected.
Patiently waiting for Jiang Miao to drink enough water, he let out a soft "grunt" sound comfortably. The man lifted his little furry body and put it on his shoulder.
After making sure that he wouldn't roll off as long as he didn't toss, he pulled the backpack.
The man took out half a roll of bandages from his backpack. It looked like an old bandage that had been used, but it had been cleaned very cleanly.
With a strong force, he tore off the length just enough to wrap Jiang Miao twice.
Zip up the backpack and place a clean bandage over the glass cat container.
Afterwards, the man picked up the dirty handkerchief and concentrated.
The dirt on the veil gathers and separates at a speed visible to the naked eye, leaving behind a clean veil.
Continuous fine-grained ability operations are a bit exhausting, which is why the man chose to waste some precious drinking water to clean up, instead of using the ability directly.
It can only be said that the plan cannot keep up with the changes.
Men themselves don't know why they do things that are not at all like what they would do.
After rubbing his temples and feeling more comfortable, the man brought over Jiang Miao who was lying on his shoulder and looked at him curiously.
The veil with residual moisture was cool, and it was very comfortable to rub on the body on this scorched earth.
Jiang Miao gave up the unnecessary resistance and let the man turn him over and over like a toy, wiping every place from the tip of the ear to the tip of the tail.
At this moment, Jiang Miao's heart was turbulent.
It’s great to be a meow, don’t be too happy to be served by Midi~~
until……
"Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
You bastard, rascal, shameless, what did you do to me? !
After wiping the hairballs clean, the man who flicked Jiang Miao's soybean-sized balls couldn't hold back his eagerness to move, and smiled a bit cheaply, which made his handsome and resolute face a little more ruffian.
"So it's a male one. Seeing how soft you are, I thought it wasn't one with handles."
You don't bring a handle!Your whole family doesn't carry handles!
Jiang Miao was so angry that he almost exploded on the spot.
He couldn't beat him again and again, and swearing "meow, meow" was like being coquettish. Apart from cursing the man in his heart to eat bad food and drag him to collapse, Jiang Miao had nothing to do with him.
I really have a closed heart.
The man looked at the group, and smiled at his little thing with his little butt.
Regardless of Jiang Miao's willingness or not, he turned Jiang Miao's small body again, and also opened up the thick hair, carefully inspecting it.
Do you still have the right to meow? !
Jiang Miao is so angry, but his little claws can't even scratch the man's skin, and all resistance is like acting like a baby.
"Hey, don't move around, if you move around, spank your butt."
Fuck your spanking!
By the way, is there something wrong with your brain? If I'm really just a cat, can I understand what you say?
He deliberately wanted to spank Lao Tzu's ass and take advantage of Lao Tzu, he really is a bastard!
The man couldn't hear Jiang Miao's inner voice, he held Jiang Miao down, stared at the wound he found, and examined it carefully.
It was a circular wound that hadn't scabbed over yet, but it was no longer bleeding.
Judging from the shape and size of the wound, it was caused by the sparrow claws shot by him, but fortunately it was not too deep.
The man found several places with the same injury, but they were not bleeding anymore.
It seems that the little guy's recovery ability is not bad, so it won't be too difficult to feed.
Although the wound had stopped bleeding, just to be on the safe side, the man took out the wound medicine and applied a little to Jiang Miao's wound.
The cool ointment was applied to the wound, causing Jiang Miao to hum unconsciously.
After applying the wound medicine, the man glanced at the obviously unnecessary bandage, rubbed his chin, and wrapped Jiang Miao with the bandage twice neatly, then tied a big bow on his back.
After packing up his things, he picked up the confused Jiang Miao and asked.
"Do you want to sit in my pocket or on my shoulder?"
"Aww~"
on your head.
"Okay, in your pocket."
The man nodded seriously, and put Jiang Miao, who was confused for the second time, into his pocket.
Jiang Miao, who was put in his pocket, came back to his senses, and howled in grief and indignation. The voice sounded like a grandma, which was quite cute.
You don't understand, so pretend to ask a question! ! !
The man patted his pocket, "Don't make trouble!"
Putting on his small things and carrying his backpack, the man looked up at the sky.
It's time to return, otherwise we won't be able to get back to the shelter before dark.
Jiang Miao pressed his watery stomach with his small paws, and he was unwillingly wrapped in the man's pocket, and fell asleep before he knew it.
(To be continued)
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The man picked up the sparrow, tied one of its paws with a rope, and hung it on the backpack.
In his backpack, besides the sparrow he just shot, there are two other prey.
A mouse the size of a cat, and a green bamboo leaf as thick as an adult's thigh.
After hanging the prey, the man put on his backpack, looked left and right, and walked towards a half-collapsed small building.
Picking a backlit angle where two load-bearing walls meet, he kicked away the large pieces of rubbish with his feet, and the man sat cross-legged very carelessly.
He opened the backpack, took out the water bag, took a big mouthful, and swallowed slowly bit by bit, so that the water could fully moisten his mouth and throat.
When he was about to take a second sip, the little thing in his pocket moved restlessly, which caught his attention.
The man brought the little thing to his eyes and shook it.
"What are you fussing about?"
"Meow, meow~"
I want to drink water, I want to drink water!
The cry of grandma's cubs made the man's ears itchy.
Seeing the little guy's amber eyes staring straight at the water bag in his hand, the man moved his hands to move the water bag away.
Sure enough, those eyes followed suit.
A hint of interest flashed in the man's eyes, holding the water bag, moving from left to right, right to left.
The amber eyes are also turning around, and the little guy's tail is also turning with it, which is very interesting.
Jiang Miao was molested foolishly for a while before realizing that he was being played.
This bastard, where is he meowing and teasing cats? !
Well, what a funny cat...
"Meow!"
Seeing the little guy baring his teeth and claws again, obviously annoyed, the man let out a low laugh.
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore, you want to drink water, don't you, wait."
The man put Jiang Miao on his backpack and walked slowly around the half-collapsed building.
When he came back, he had a palm-sized glass box in his hand. It was a candy box, but the lid was missing.
"Little thing, you are lucky."
Holding the candy box, the man squatted in front of Jiang Miao, shook the beautiful round glass box, and said with a smile.
"This will be your food bowl from now on, it looks good, I know you must like it very much, don't you?"
As he spoke, he poked Jiang Miao again with his finger, causing Jiang Miao to roll off the backpack.
"Meow!"
It is tolerable or unbearable, people can bear it but cats can't bear it.
This bastard is too bullying!
Jiang Miao got up suddenly, exploded into a ball of hair, and flew towards the man.
Using four claws together, he hugged the man's outstretched hand, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
One second, two seconds, three seconds...
Jiang Miao opened his mouth, loosened his four claws, and fell straight to the ground.
I don't know if it's because the body is too round and too soft. When it fell to the ground, it seemed to bounce.
The man who saw it gave a "Puff!" and showed his big white teeth in a smile.
Jiang Miao's amber eyes contained two bubbles of normal saline, and the whole cat was about to feel depressed.
What is this stupid guy doing?
Why is it so hard!
The gums hurt so much, woo woo woo~~
It may be that Jiang Miao's appearance is so pitiful, the man took it into his palm and stroked its soft fur.
"Okay, okay, the little thing that hasn't fully grown his teeth yet, how could he have such a temper."
When the man said this, he didn't know whether he was sincerely comforting or deliberately hurting.
Putting Jiang Miao back on the backpack, the man took out a clean veil, wet it with water from the water bag, and carefully wiped the glass candy box clean.
Lifting up the cleaned candy box and looking at it for a moment, the man seemed to think of something, and his well-shaped lips curled up slightly.
Seeing that the man had wiped the candy box clean, Jiang Miao was a little anxious and couldn't help but yelled softly.
"Don't worry, I'll make some changes and it will be fine soon."
Under Jiang Miao's doubtful comment, the appearance of the round candy box changed at a speed visible to the naked eye.
I go!
what's the situation?
superpower? !
Jiang Miao stared at the big round amber eyes in surprise, looking at what happened in front of him in disbelief.
The three views that had been put together with great difficulty were broken into dregs again.
After about half a minute, the transparent round candy box became the shape of a cat's head, and the material changed slightly, becoming frosted glass.
The most amazing place is the position of the eyes of the glass cat container.
I don't know what the man did. Under the sunlight, his round eyes turned a soft amber color.
The only fly in the ointment is the cat's expression.
No matter how Jiang Miao looked at it, he felt that the glass cat was stupid and dumb.
She secretly thought in her heart, what's the use of being good-looking, since she has very poor eyesight, she will definitely not be able to find beautiful girls in the future, so she will find a stupid and stupid wife!
Jiang Miao thought maliciously in his heart.
The man looked at the little thing with rolling eyes, then at the glass container in his hand, and nodded in satisfaction.
This small appearance, really like it!
Finally, the glass material of the lower part was adjusted to make the glass cat container show natural markings.
After he was done, the man poured some water into it and put it in front of Jiang Miao.
"Come on, little guy, don't you want to drink water? Drink it."
Jiang Miao stared at the clear water in the glass cat container, smacked his mouth, and squinted at the man.
It's a pity that its eyes are too big, and it has a special sense of presence on the round face. It's hard for a man not to see its small movements.
This little thing is quite clever.
"If you don't drink it, I'll take it away."
The man pretended to take away the glass box, but was slapped by the anxious Jiang Miao.
No pain, just a little itchy.
Worried that the man would really take the water away, Jiang Miao leaned forward and stuck out his pink and tender tongue to lick it desperately.
The two front paws stepped on the backpack unconsciously.
Fortunately, Jiang Miao was a rough guy with no girlfriend and no pets in his previous life. Let him know the nature of the iconic trampling of felines, and it is estimated that he will be buried in the ground and not want to come out.
The man squatted aside, looking interesting.
He glanced over the redness that was an eyesore on the little thing's fur, looked at the dirty handkerchief in his hand, and gave up the plan to use it to clean the little thing directly.
Such a small cub looks very fragile, and it will be bad if it gets infected.
Patiently waiting for Jiang Miao to drink enough water, he let out a soft "grunt" sound comfortably. The man lifted his little furry body and put it on his shoulder.
After making sure that he wouldn't roll off as long as he didn't toss, he pulled the backpack.
The man took out half a roll of bandages from his backpack. It looked like an old bandage that had been used, but it had been cleaned very cleanly.
With a strong force, he tore off the length just enough to wrap Jiang Miao twice.
Zip up the backpack and place a clean bandage over the glass cat container.
Afterwards, the man picked up the dirty handkerchief and concentrated.
The dirt on the veil gathers and separates at a speed visible to the naked eye, leaving behind a clean veil.
Continuous fine-grained ability operations are a bit exhausting, which is why the man chose to waste some precious drinking water to clean up, instead of using the ability directly.
It can only be said that the plan cannot keep up with the changes.
Men themselves don't know why they do things that are not at all like what they would do.
After rubbing his temples and feeling more comfortable, the man brought over Jiang Miao who was lying on his shoulder and looked at him curiously.
The veil with residual moisture was cool, and it was very comfortable to rub on the body on this scorched earth.
Jiang Miao gave up the unnecessary resistance and let the man turn him over and over like a toy, wiping every place from the tip of the ear to the tip of the tail.
At this moment, Jiang Miao's heart was turbulent.
It’s great to be a meow, don’t be too happy to be served by Midi~~
until……
"Meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
You bastard, rascal, shameless, what did you do to me? !
After wiping the hairballs clean, the man who flicked Jiang Miao's soybean-sized balls couldn't hold back his eagerness to move, and smiled a bit cheaply, which made his handsome and resolute face a little more ruffian.
"So it's a male one. Seeing how soft you are, I thought it wasn't one with handles."
You don't bring a handle!Your whole family doesn't carry handles!
Jiang Miao was so angry that he almost exploded on the spot.
He couldn't beat him again and again, and swearing "meow, meow" was like being coquettish. Apart from cursing the man in his heart to eat bad food and drag him to collapse, Jiang Miao had nothing to do with him.
I really have a closed heart.
The man looked at the group, and smiled at his little thing with his little butt.
Regardless of Jiang Miao's willingness or not, he turned Jiang Miao's small body again, and also opened up the thick hair, carefully inspecting it.
Do you still have the right to meow? !
Jiang Miao is so angry, but his little claws can't even scratch the man's skin, and all resistance is like acting like a baby.
"Hey, don't move around, if you move around, spank your butt."
Fuck your spanking!
By the way, is there something wrong with your brain? If I'm really just a cat, can I understand what you say?
He deliberately wanted to spank Lao Tzu's ass and take advantage of Lao Tzu, he really is a bastard!
The man couldn't hear Jiang Miao's inner voice, he held Jiang Miao down, stared at the wound he found, and examined it carefully.
It was a circular wound that hadn't scabbed over yet, but it was no longer bleeding.
Judging from the shape and size of the wound, it was caused by the sparrow claws shot by him, but fortunately it was not too deep.
The man found several places with the same injury, but they were not bleeding anymore.
It seems that the little guy's recovery ability is not bad, so it won't be too difficult to feed.
Although the wound had stopped bleeding, just to be on the safe side, the man took out the wound medicine and applied a little to Jiang Miao's wound.
The cool ointment was applied to the wound, causing Jiang Miao to hum unconsciously.
After applying the wound medicine, the man glanced at the obviously unnecessary bandage, rubbed his chin, and wrapped Jiang Miao with the bandage twice neatly, then tied a big bow on his back.
After packing up his things, he picked up the confused Jiang Miao and asked.
"Do you want to sit in my pocket or on my shoulder?"
"Aww~"
on your head.
"Okay, in your pocket."
The man nodded seriously, and put Jiang Miao, who was confused for the second time, into his pocket.
Jiang Miao, who was put in his pocket, came back to his senses, and howled in grief and indignation. The voice sounded like a grandma, which was quite cute.
You don't understand, so pretend to ask a question! ! !
The man patted his pocket, "Don't make trouble!"
Putting on his small things and carrying his backpack, the man looked up at the sky.
It's time to return, otherwise we won't be able to get back to the shelter before dark.
Jiang Miao pressed his watery stomach with his small paws, and he was unwillingly wrapped in the man's pocket, and fell asleep before he knew it.
(To be continued)
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