Dressed as Meow, Grandpa becomes Goldfinger

"Who are you."

Zuo Tianlang stepped in front of Jiang Miao, with sharp eyes and a cold voice.

"Oh, oh, oh, this master, you are really impatient~"

The man dragged his voice with an exaggerated sigh.

In the process of speaking, he took off the small round hat that was worn obliquely on the top of his head, put his left hand behind his back, and held the hat with his right hand against his heart, and bowed deeply to Zuo Tianlang.

His movements are as exaggerated as the way he speaks.

With monocle, suspenders cropped pants, white shirt, small leather shoes, etc., a series of outfits that do not match the season and place.

Gives a strong sense of disobedience.

This feeling became stronger after the man raised his head.

His eyes were bent into two arcs, the corners of his mouth were raised high, and his expression was exaggerated and stiff.

The face does not look like a living person, but it looks like a clown mask in a circus performance.

Zuo Tianlang is wary of the man's strength, but he will not shrink back because of it.

Not only did he not back down, but he also leaned forward slightly, his eyes were like two pools of thick ink, and he looked straight at the other party.

He suddenly raised the corners of his mouth, smiling recklessly and provocatively.

"Hehe, no one told you not to touch other people's private property casually?"

Zuo Tianlang responded to the man's "impatient" comment with a simple "hehe", and then asked back in a lazy and teasing tone.

Behind the seemingly frivolous words and deeds is Zuo Tianlang's calm layout.

Although the ground under his feet could not be seen to have changed, the inside was completely changed, and the shape and structure were changed by Zuo Tianlang's ability.

The so-called right time, right place, and harmonious people.

Winning or losing is never a simple matter of whoever is stronger wins, otherwise there would be no art of war, no strategy, and no one would have to struggle in adversity.

Wouldn't it be straightforward to kill someone stronger than yourself?

In actual combat, absolute strength is certainly the first factor, but it is not the only factor that determines the situation of the battle.

Timing is an opportunity given by God, which cannot be changed by manpower; harmony between people is the strength of both parties, which has been determined.

Since the weather is hard to change and the harmony of people is fixed, only the geographical advantage can be won.

Zuo Tianlang wanted to use his own abilities to create a place for himself and Mi Ao!

"Oh, my, my, it turns out that the little cutie is the master's personal property, so I'm being rude, how about this, the little one gives the little cutie a small gift as an expression of apology, how about the master?"

Zuo Tianlang was distracted, fighting for the initiative for his side.

But the man seemed completely unaware of the undercurrent between the two parties, and said what he wanted to say like singing.

Zuo Tianlang shrugged, bent over and picked up Jiang Miao by the back of his neck, and put it in his pocket very naturally, not caring about its wet hair.

When he was doing this, the corner of his eye was always locked on the man.

But the man did not take this opportunity to attack or do other things that might endanger Zuo Tianlang and Jiang Miao.

Putting Jiang Miao in his pocket, Zuo Tianlang let go of half of his heart.

Small things should fit in your pockets, in case you can't beat them later, you just run away with the hairballs in your pockets.

Jiang Miao poked his head out of his pocket, a strand of unruly hair curled up, his face full of bewilderment.

It just calmed the frightened little heart, and was about to move the stool to eat melons, why did it change its position? ? ?

Blink the big round eyes.

Ok……

This location seems to be more convenient to eat melons!

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Jiang Miao, who is alone and foolish, has not yet turned the corner with his small head, and has not equated his "private property" with himself at all.

In disguise, it acquiesces to this statement.

"Oh! Gift? This is interesting. Why don't you take it out and let me have a look and see if it's enough to apologize to my little Aoao."

"The master is right. Why don't you give me a piece of information about the cutie, what do you think?"

"Tell me first, I really want to know what information Xiao Aoao has, you, a stranger, know, but I don't."

The man opened his hands and made a motion to embrace the sky.

"Little cutie is the darling of the heavens. It has a secret that makes people crazy."

He didn't seem to be talking to Zuo Tianlang, but he seemed to be performing a one-man show with no opponent.

While speaking, he opened his hands to embrace the sky, and hugged his body slowly and gracefully.

After hugging himself tightly, he turned around in a circle.

When Zuo Tianlang heard him say "the secret that makes people crazy", he subconsciously pressed Mi Ao's pocket.

In the depths of the pitch-black pupils, an imperceptible cold murderous intent flashed across.

Men have five keen senses that match their strength.

Zuo Tianlang's momentary emotional leak did not escape the man's perception.

He turned around again.

Afterwards, the body twisted towards Zuo Tianlang in an extremely weird posture, the mask-like face was almost touching Zuo Tianlang's face.

"Grumpy master, you need to be more patient."

He put up an index finger and pressed it against Zuo Tianlang's soft lips.

As soon as the cold touch appeared on his lips, Zuo Tianlang's first wave of offensive immediately launched.

Amidst the low roar, the ground under the man's feet suddenly collapsed.

Based on his body's center of gravity at this time and his unsuitable posture for exerting force, it is difficult to avoid the ground subsidence according to common sense.

The next scene completely overturned common sense.

In a blink of an eye, the man violated the principle of movement and flew backwards.

Incredible starting speed, twisted and awkward body movements.

It seemed that there were many invisible threads entangled his limbs and torso, manipulating his body, pulling the man backward like a marionette.

It also avoided Zuo Tianlang's second wave of attacks.

The scene was so weird that even Zuo Tianlang, who had been through the wind and rain for a long time, had only seen it in his life, revealing an invisible horror that was hard to describe in his bones.

Zuo Tianlang gave up his preparation for the next wave of attack, and stood quietly on the only small piece of flat ground left.

He doesn't like to wait passively, but sometimes it is more beneficial for his side to respond to all changes with the same.

The strange man's retreating body seemed to be blocked by something invisible, and suddenly stopped at a height of two or three meters from the ground.

He helped the little round cap, let it lean on his head again, straightened the wrinkles on his clothes, and walked back to the turned ground step by step.

"My lord, what you're doing is really dangerous.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The little one is just a small businessman, but he can't stand your rudeness~"

The poor Jiang Miao, who was bullied not long ago, and Zuo Tianlang, who failed to attack one after another, had very similar thoughts at this moment.

Believe in you!

A pervert who runs the train with his mouth full!

The man raised his hands flat, and his ten fingers tapped the air twitchingly.

"Little cute~little naughty ghost~~ Do you know how you got to play in it?"

Jiang Miao bared his teeth, he really couldn't stand the messy nickname this weird guy gave himself.

As for the ghost saying "go inside and play", Jiang Miao understood it miraculously.

This means that it went to area C yesterday!

Please, sir, is it easy to be chased in by a stinky dog?

It's obviously running for your life, but why did you make fun of it in your pervert's mouth? !

(To be continued)

The author has something to say:

Jiang Miaomiao & Zuo Papa: Where did the pervert come from, why didn't the heavens fall to the point of being struck by lightning to death!

Thousand Faces Merchant: Hey~ these days, business is getting worse and worse, performance is not improving, sad ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The Umbrella Bearer & The Duchess: A shit-stirrer is always a shit-stirrer.

Big Meow Mom: Where did the little boy go?Resentment.jpg