Dressed as Meow, Grandpa becomes Goldfinger

Jiang Miao squatted under the vent, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

With melancholy eyes and a serious expression, he exudes a different kind of temperament.

The fluffy tail trailed behind him, patting the ground every now and then.

I look very serious, thinking about life, ah no!Maosheng, don't disturb my appearance.

"Mi Ao, if you don't come here again, I won't give you food."

Click, click, click...

Jiang Miao seemed to hear the sound of fossils shattering.

The temperamental cat exploded into a fried cat in a second.

"Meow~ Meow~ Meeeee!!! Meeeeeeeee!!!"

Fuck your Mio!

Go to your house without food!

I am not a pet! ! !

I'm not a golden finger ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! !

If you want to ask Jiang Miao what happened, you have to start with him waking up.

I don't know if it's because of tiredness, injury, or other reasons that Jiang Miao himself doesn't know.

After eating a full meal, Jiang Miao fell asleep, and when he woke up, it was already the afternoon of the next day.

The time of sleeping was too long, which caused Jiang Miao to digest the food he ate before going to bed, and the bad-tempered stomach uncle started to make trouble again.

At the same time, there was another swollen pain.

To put it bluntly, it is not only thirsty and hungry, but also wants to pee.

Jiang Miao, who has three urgencies about cats, got up and found himself in a dim place similar to a room.

There are soft pillows under the paws. Although the air is not very fresh, there is no peculiar smell.

There are some simple furnishings beside it, which can be seen as a place where people live.

Compared with the mountainside caves that he stayed in before, this kind of living environment is more in line with Jiang Miao's cognition, the premise is to tell it where it can "unload".

Jiang Miao, who felt that he couldn't hold back any longer, didn't care about researching where it was and when he came here, and only wanted to find the toilet to solve the problem.

With his hind legs between his legs, he climbed twistingly to the corner, and the metal door blocking the front made Jiang Miao instantly dumbfounded.

I go!

Who the hell is so unqualified to close the door!

Don't know if I can't reach the doorknob? !

What to do? What to do? What to do……

Jiang Miao, who was locked in the room by the ruthless big iron door, turned around in a hurry, making a weak, pitiful and helpless little milk sound.

The more he walked around, the more anxious he felt, and Jiang Miao, who was about to urinate, naturally came up with an idea.

I am just a cat, what kind of toilet do I want, and I am not comfortable solving it on the spot?

Jiang Miao, who had successfully persuaded himself to abandon his integrity, reached the corner of the wall, raised his hind legs, and started to release water.

The moment he let go of the water outlet, Jiang Miao, who was almost collapsed, experienced the feeling of sublimation after smoking a big cigarette.

"Mi~"

so comfortable~~

"Yo~~ If you pee anywhere, you will get spanked~~"

"mum!!!"

Jiang Miao, who was in the midst of sublimation, was frightened by the sudden sound, and shivered somewhere, and a few drops of unclean urine spilled on its short legs.

Turning his little head stiffly, he looked in the direction of the sound.

The big iron door that prevented it from looking for the toilet opened at some point, but there was no sound at all. This is unscientific!

What made Jiang Miao even more devastated was that a man with a hideous face (Jiang Miao's perspective) was holding something very familiar to Jiang Miao.

smart phone! ! !

Regardless of the fact that the world has changed, why do smartphones still look the same? This is an extremely profound question.

The man's obvious pose for taking pictures made Jiang Miao petrified on the spot.

How can it be broken if someone catches you when you lose your morals?

Not only was he caught, but he was also photographed as a souvenir, how can it be broken?

Waiting online, very urgent...

Go to him and wait online, it's very urgent!

My dignity! ! !

Jiang Miao completely forgot about the gap between his small stature and the opponent, and rushed towards the man with all his teeth and claws, intending to completely wipe out the evidence of his urinating indiscriminately.

The result can be imagined.

Not only did Jiang Miao fail to destroy the evidence, he was grabbed by the back of the neck by the big bastard and thrown into an earthen jar half filled with water.

Let Jiang Miao really do a cat in the soup, and make a decision on it.

As a qualified cat, you must hate taking a bath!

Jiang Miao was wrapped in a towel after washing the incense, and placed on the workbench where all kinds of scary tools were placed.

The big bastard sat lazily in front of the tool table, propped his chin in one hand, and played with the scalpel in the other, looking at himself with eyes like a perverted sadist (Jiang Miao's perspective).

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Zuo Tianlang, Zuo from the side door of Zuo Dao, Tian Lang with clear sky and clear air. From today onwards, I will be your master."

Jiang Miao, who had made up his mind to be a quail just a second ago, quit in an instant.

"Go to his meow's master, Lao Tzu can be killed and cannot be humiliated!"

What Jiang Miao thought to be a rather imposing declaration sounded to Zuo Tianlang's ears like a series of "meow" in a childish voice.

Not to mention the aura and deterrence, the tall existence that is incomparable with Jiang Miao at this time is completely trying to score points for the bully label on his head.

Zuo Tianlang looked at the little guy with fried hair, pretending he didn't know it was unwilling, nodded and said.

"I know you're happy, don't get too excited."

While speaking, he flattened Jiang Miao, who still wanted to continue protesting, with a finger, and continued to seem to discuss, but actually announced.

"Since it's my pet, I'll give you a name, what should I call it?"

Zuo Tianlang lowered his eyelids halfway, and after thinking for a while, he made a decision.

"Let's call it Mi Ao! A grain of rice, Tsundere Ao, small and Tsundere, very suitable for you!"

God, he meows a grain of rice, arrogant and arrogant!

God damn meow is a perfect match for me!

Are you just lazy?

Don't think I don't know that "Mi Ao" is a homonym of "Mi Aw", you nameless bastard!

"Let me tell you, Xiao Aoao~~With your special ability, without my protection, you will be eaten and wiped off in a short time. So, if you don't want to be blamed, just behave yourself, you know? ?”

Jiang Miao, who was almost so angry that he changed species and turned into a puffer fish, was taken aback for a moment, stopped struggling, and looked at Zuo Tianlang blankly.

What special ability?

Why didn't I know I had that thing?

Besides, with special abilities, shouldn't it be a script to become a super meow and fight for world hegemony?

Why is he about to be blamed? ? ?

Seeing Jiang Miao's stupid appearance, Zuo Tianlang knew that this little thing had no idea what abilities he had.

So Zuo Tianlang kindly explained to Jiang Miao what kind of ability it has, what effect this ability has on the human beings who urgently need to become stronger in the last days, and what will happen to it once it is exposed.

Zuo Tianlang has a great talent for telling stories, and what he tells can be said to be full of emotion.

Jiang Miao also involuntarily made up various pictures in his brain.

For example, being caught by a big boss and making a quick upgrade tool for his subordinates.

For example, being locked up by a certain white coat, doing all kinds of insane, bloody experiments that must be mosaiced.

Another example...

(To be continued)