The male god became my bird

Xia Yu finally reached out to take Paji out of his clothes, "Paji, stop making trouble, it's really itchy."

This is one of Xia Yu's weaknesses, he is naturally ticklish.

Paji quickly shook his head in denial, it wasn't making trouble, it was just hungry and wanted to wake Xia Yu up, but who knew it accidentally slipped into Xia Yu's collar.

I also came across that kind of private place...

Xia Yu thought that Paji's shaking of his head was not enough, so he poked Paji's head: "I really can't play anymore, you haven't eaten all day, and I haven't eaten dinner, let's find something to eat !"

Saying that, Xia Yu put Paji on his shoulder, and took Paji to find something to eat.

However, he hadn't returned to the dormitory for 20 days, and the refrigerator was already empty. Xia Yu only found two packs of instant noodles from the kitchen.

Xia Yu looked at the two packs of instant noodles with some embarrassment: "Paji, can you eat instant noodles?"

Paji glanced at the instant noodles in disgust, and turned his head away.

Seeing that Paji didn't want to eat instant noodles, Xia Yu had no choice but to put the instant noodles back: "It's actually quite delicious, but it's not nutritious."

However, even if Paji is a goblin, it is still growing, so it is really not suitable for him to eat too much junk food.

"It seems that we can only order takeaway." It was so late, and it was inconvenient for Xia Yu to take Paji out to find something to eat, so he took out his phone and started ordering takeaway.

Xia Yu put Paji in front of him, and asked him what he wanted to eat while looking at the delivery app.

He soon discovered that Paji, like Xie Chenyan, likes to eat fish, shrimp and crabs.

What a coincidence.

Xia Yu ordered a grilled fish and saw that the delivery time was still early, so he planned to pack his luggage that he hadn't had time to pack yet.

Although Qiao Xiaodong said that he would come to clean up, Xia Yu still wanted to clean up some of his personal belongings by himself.

For example, Xie Chenyan gave him his signature.

Xia Yu dug out his sketchbook from his backpack, looked at the handwriting Xie Chenyan signed on the notebook, and thought of what happened that day, Xia Yu's heart stirred unconsciously.

He wanted to go to Nanfeng to touch those handwritings, but he withdrew his hand because he was afraid of getting dirty.

After a while, Xia Yu carefully removed the few pages with Xie Chenyan's signature from the sketchbook.Then he found three unused picture frames, and neatly framed the signatures in them.

He put away Xie Chenyan's signature to his mother and Xia Shu, and put the signature to himself on the bedside table.

Paji watched from the side, his small head following Xia Yu's every move.

"When I move back to my apartment, I must hang it in the most conspicuous place, let's put it on the bedside first." Xia Yu poked the Paji next to him, his tone still a little proud: "How about it, Paji, my idol's handwriting is beautiful."

Paji: ...

"Look at this vigorous brushwork, flowing clouds and flowing water in one go. People say that the writing is like the person, and the person is like the writing. It really deserves to be Xie Chenyan. He is handsome and the writing is good." No matter how Xia Yu liked the signature, he couldn't help but He wanted to show off his idol to Paji, and at the end he wanted to get Paji's approval by asking: "Do you think so?"

Paji nodded dully.

Can it still say no?

After dinner, maybe it should be called supper to be more accurate, and it was getting late, Xia Yu planned to take a bath and then rest.

He was just about to go to the bathroom when he suddenly turned his head and looked at Paji who was about to lie down on the bed after eating and drinking.

"Paji, speaking of it, you don't seem to have taken a bath for so many days." Xia Yu picked up Paji and sniffed it, and said with a look of disgust: "You see, you have a smell, just in time for us Let's take a shower together, and I'll wash it for you."

Xia Yu read on the bird breeding forum that parrots can take a bath.

Hearing what Xia Yu said, Paji immediately struggled unwillingly.

Xia Yu held Paji very firmly this time: "No, even if you don't like it, you still have to take a bath, and you still have to sleep on my bed. You have to be clean."

Paji's whole bird's body froze, that's right, but asking Xia Yu to help it take a bath is really...

Probably seeing that Paji was still not happy, Xia Yu said like coaxing a child: "If you don't take a bath, there will be a lot of bacteria on your body, and don't you have a cleanliness? You used to dislike other parrots and don't get in touch with them. How did you get here? Why don't you like being clean on your own? Be careful, I will call you a sloppy bird in the future."

Don't like cleanliness, sloppy bird...

Paji sounds very upset, it's not that it doesn't like to be clean, it also wants to take a bath!

Probably seeing Paji's dissatisfaction, Xia Yu smiled: "Paji, you are not embarrassed, are you? I am a human and you are a bird, so why are you embarrassed? Do you still have a body? , the main body is a person?"

Xia Yuke still remembered that Paji said that it would not become a human.

Afraid that Xia Yu would guess something, Paji shook his head quickly.Although Xia Yu was right, in a sense, its body is indeed a human being.

"That's it, even if you are a goblin, you still look like a bird." Xia Yu looked Paji up and down with an expression of a disciple: "Besides, I want to touch your small body." I've touched it, I've kissed it, and I don't usually see you shy, so it's too late to struggle now."

It seems... that's true, this parrot's body has been touched all over by Xia Yu long ago.

Paji fell silent.

Satisfied, Xia Yu came to the bathroom with Paji no longer moving.He first found a small basin and put Paji in it, and then began to take off his clothes.

Paji immediately turned his head and stopped looking at Xia Yu.

Xia Yu noticed Paji's behavior and found it a little funny: "Paji, I remember when I bought you, the boss told me that you were a boy. Could it be that he was wrong, but you are actually a girl?"

Paji shook his head, it was a man.

"That's it, what's wrong with us all taking a shower together." Xia Yu said and turned on the faucet, and when the water temperature was right, he put water in the basin where Paji was.

"Let's use this basin to bathe you now. There is no bathtub in the company dormitory. When I move later, we can soak in the bathtub together."

After Xia Yu finished speaking, he was clever and slipped into the water. Fortunately, the water level was not too high and it was not submerged.

Xia Yu hurriedly picked it up, "Why are you so careless?"

Finding a bath sponge and putting it in the basin for Paji to lean on, Xia Yu said, "Be obedient and soak for a while by yourself, if the water gets cold, call me, and I'll wash it for you after I take a shower."

After talking, Xia Yu put the basin on the sink beside him, turned on the shower and went to take a bath by himself.

Paji stayed in the basin and took a quiet bath, not daring to move.After a while, its little head turned slightly and glanced at Xia Yu.

But immediately it looked back.

It's also very strange, obviously they are all boys, but they feel embarrassed when they see Xia Yu's body, and they feel hot for no reason.

Probably, the body temperature of parrots is naturally higher.

It explains itself like this.

Xia Yu took a bath by himself and helped Paji take a bath for a long time. He carefully washed Paji up and down, inside and out. After washing, he found that Paji's expression was in a trance.

When Xia Yu came out of the bathroom with it, it was already limp.

"It's very comfortable to take a bath. You will like to take a bath in the future." Xia Yu saw Paji's appearance and decided that it must have enjoyed his service just now.

But Paji just spread it on Xia Yu's hand and didn't look at Xia Yu.

When Xia Yu was taking a bath for Paji, he didn't wear any clothes for fear of getting wet. His white and rosy skin appeared in front of Paji's eyes brightly after the bath, and Paji closed his eyes now. The upper eye is full of images of Xia Yu not wearing clothes.

Well, I always feel that the feeling of body heat just now is more obvious.

"Come on, let's dry off the water on our bodies, or we will catch a cold."

Xia Yu wrapped Paji with a towel, carefully wiped the water off his body, and then briefly blew Paji's feathers with a hair dryer.

Because he was afraid that the sound of the hair dryer would make Paji feel uncomfortable, Xia Yu turned on the smallest gear to keep the blower away from Paji.

However, the speed of drying is much slower in this way.

Paji's wings were pinched for a while, and his feet were pulled up for a while. In short, Xia Yu blew it over and over again.

But at this moment, Paji had no strength to resist or struggle, and it let Xia Yu manipulate it for a long time. Finally, after everything was cleaned up and Xia Yu also lay down under the covers, Paji finally came back to his senses.

After it was able to communicate with Xia Yu, the life of becoming a parrot was indeed a lot easier, but now it seems that there are more things besides the ease.

And this kind of situation, if you say you hate it, you don't hate it, it's just...it always feels weird...

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The next night, Xia Yu and Liang Gaoyuan made an appointment to eat hot pot together.

Xia Yu deliberately asked Liang Gaoyuan to find a shop that could bring pets, but Liang Gaoyuan was still a little surprised when he saw Xia Yu walking into the private room with Paji, "You really brought the parrot to eat hot pot?"

"That's right, didn't I tell you?" Xia Yu found a place to sit down, and put Paji on the table by the way.

It's rare that Paji woke up early today, so of course I have to take it with me.

"But can parrots eat these things?" Liang Gaoyuan looked at the pile of side dishes on the table. In his impression, parrots should not be able to eat these.

"Don't worry, my Paji will eat anything. Some parrots are like this, they can eat human food." Xia Yu said nonsense seriously: "But it can't do it if it's too spicy, it can only eat white pot."

"Is that why you ordered mandarin duck pot?" Liang Gaoyuan, who is a fan of red pot, didn't know what to say. The last time Qiao Xiaodong said that Xia Yu's parrot was very special, he didn't pay much attention to it. Now it seems It's really special, "Forget it, forget it, today is to celebrate your finale, you have the final say."

"By the way, where's Qiao Xiaodong?" Liang Gaoyuan noticed that Qiao Xiaodong wasn't with Xia Yu, "Didn't he keep arguing about eating hot pot? Why didn't he come?"

"When he came to help me collect things in the morning, he answered a phone call from his home. He said he had something to do, so he asked me for leave and went back first." Xia Yu scalded the beef and meatballs into the hot pot, and put them in the white pot thoughtfully. Put two pieces of beef on Paji, "It sounds like his mother is going to give him a blind date."

"Blind date, how old is he? I'm a little anxious." Liang Gaoyuan said and glanced at Xia Yu, "Xiao Yu, if you fall in love, you must tell me. It seems easy to fall in love at your age. .”

"Me?" Xia Yu shook his head, "I won't."

The author has something to say:

Lao Yan doesn't want to talk today, he has already been numb...

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