The male god became my bird

"Ah, it smells so good! This Mala Tang is really good!" In Xie Chenyan's private apartment, Qian Miao was happily eating the hot takeaway that had just been delivered.

But soon he found that Xie Chenyan looked at him very strangely, as if he cared about the things in his bowl.

Qian Miao glanced at the seafood porridge specially made by the nanny Xie Chenyan was drinking, then looked at the red hot Malatang in her bowl, and whispered: "Boss, do you want to eat Malatang?"

Qian Miao felt that drinking porridge alone must have no taste.

Xie Chenyan frowned, "I don't want to."

What kind of spicy hot pot skewers, when he sees these things now, he will think of the devastation he has suffered in the past few days.

Xia Yu not only let a parrot eat hot pot every day, but also let the parrot cook for him.

The worst thing was that after he made it clear that a bird could not cook, Xia Yu actually wanted to train him to cook.

In Xia Yu's words, how could the parrot boy lose to the snail girl? His paji needs to be pursued a little bit. For their future food problems, it is very necessary for paji to learn to cook.

Fortunately, under his own strong protest, Xia Yu temporarily gave up this idea, otherwise the parrot would have been tossed and shed before he found a way to restore it to its original state.

As for why Xia Yu himself didn't learn to cook, after he saw Xia Yu cook once, he felt that it would be more reliable for the bird to learn to cook than Xia Yu's cooking.The only mistake Xia Yu can't make in the kitchen is probably boiling water.

"Oh..." Qian Miao scratched her head, and quickly realized, "That's because my Malatang tastes too strong? How about I eat it on the balcony?"

Recently, Xie Chenyan's food can be as light as it wants, if it doesn't taste like gluttonous spicy soup, then it can only be disgusting.

"No need." Xie Chenyan didn't want to talk about this topic anymore.

Qian Miao thought for a while, then took out the thermos cup and made Xie Chenyan a cup of red dates, wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea.

Xie Chenyan gave Qian Miao a puzzled look, not understanding what he was doing.

"Boss, are you taking care of your health recently?" Qian Miao said with a comprehensible face: "You see that not only have you eaten lightly recently, but your work and rest time has also changed. You get up at 4 or 5 every morning, and around 6 p.m. Just sleep, it’s simply a life where the sun rises and the sun sinks.”

Qian Miao used to think that fans called Xie Chenyan old saying that he was calling him old, but now he realizes that his boss is indeed old saying, and this means entering old age ahead of time.

Xie Chenyan glanced at the thermos cup, and the corners of his eyes twitched: "It's just that I've been sleepy earlier recently."

"Really, boss, how long will you last on this routine?"

Xie Chenyan's health/life made Qian Miao, an assistant, feel pain.

Just like today, he was called to his boss's house at 7 o'clock in the morning to check the information. I don't know whether it is luck or misfortune. He can even go for a run after waking up, and his life is too healthy.

But after all, Qian Miao is a young man who likes to stay up late playing games and watching dramas, and he doesn't plan to live a life of sobriety so early.

"There's no need to do this next week." Xia Yu will be busy making announcements next week, so he won't have to go to bed so early to contact Xia Yu.

Because it is inconvenient for parrots to move around at night, Xie Chenyan decided to adjust his schedule after Xia Yu regarded him as a fairy when he became a parrot If you are lucky, you may find the reason to become a parrot.

However, he has not gained much in the past few days. On the contrary, he has become more and more used to the life of a parrot.

Although Xia Yu sometimes has some special ideas, he is generally very good to him.Not only did I buy him a lot of things, such as the independent small house that I promised him before, and some small furniture that parrots can use, but I also made him a special toilet out of cardboard boxes.

And the little parrot is also very free in Xia Yu's house, and will not be restricted in its movements.

The days of becoming a bird are getting better and better, but Xie Chenyan just feels that something is weird...

He seemed to be getting used to the life of being raised by Xia Yu more and more.

He was even used to stroking his head or smoothing his hair when Xia Yu teased him.

Could it be that he was assimilated by the nature of the parrot?

Why does he feel comfortable when Xia Yu touches him, and occasionally finds Xia Yu's mischievousness cute?

No, it's wrong to go on like this!He is a man not a parrot!He needs to get back to normal as soon as possible!

Xie Chenyan asked Qian Miao: "Is there any news about the masters you were asked to find before?"

"Two masters replied to me, but they are busy recently, and they may not be able to see us." Qian Miao swallowed the Mala Tang: "However, there is a master who happens to be a fan of you, boss. You did the math."

These words made Xie Chenyan a little interested: "What did the master say?"

"He said that you have to go to the southwest if you want to clear up your doubts, and... the master said that you will encounter an adventure this year, boss, probably..." Qian Miao hesitated before saying, "A good marriage."

Xie Chenyan: ...

Southwest and Qiyu are quite accurate, Xia Yu's city is located in Southwest.

But what is the situation of marriage, becoming a bird has something to do with marriage?

Sure enough, it is completely unreliable to find a master to solve this problem.

After thinking about it again, Xie Chenyan decided to give up this method, "Thank that master for me, but there is no need to look for other masters."

"Huh? Boss, don't you want to ask the master to check your fortune? Do you need to find a Fengshui master? I heard that changing Fengshui is very useful if you want to change your luck." Qian Miao always thought that her boss suddenly went to the master of Xuanpai to see what happened next The fortune of the company's investment, after all, the return on investment of several films in a row is not very good, the boss may lose confidence.

"You can figure it out."

Xie Chenyan didn't believe in feng shui before, but now he thinks it's time to change the feng shui in the office.

Maybe my recent troubles are due to bad feng shui.

However, changing Feng Shui can't solve the problem of him turning into a bird. We still have to work on the cause of the incident and Xia Yu.

The investigation into the cause of the incident has been going on, but unfortunately there is no clue yet, and Xia Yu has to find a way to let him touch the parrot's body again as soon as possible, and maybe there are other discoveries.

Thinking about it, he asked Qian Miao: "Is the cooperation with Shanhe Entertainment already in preparation?"

"That's right, we're already asking a screenwriter to write the script for the first play, and we're almost talking about the director, most likely Li Xiao."

"Well, Li Xiao is really good at shooting such subjects."

The action is very fast, but no matter how fast the filming of the TV series starts, it will take half a year. If we contact Xia Yu again at that time, Xie Chennan said that he can't wait that long.

What else can be done?

Xie Chenyan thought of the announcement of Xia Yu's MV that Liang Gaoyuan said.

The producer seems to be Yan Qin...

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Xia Yu went home on the weekend, and by the way gave his mother and sister the autograph that he had asked for from Xie Chenyan.

Because Paji was sleeping, Xia Yu didn't bring it with him, but he told Paji about it last night, and promised that Paji would bring him a lot of delicious food when he came back.

Xia Yu was looking forward to going home this time, not only because he missed his family, but also because he needed his father to help him improve the food.

That's right, he almost vomited after eating hot pot.

He misses his father's craft so much now.

It's just that what Xia Yu didn't expect was that he thought he would go home to be a happy uncle, eat and drink well, but as soon as he got home, he was treated as a tool by his mother.

As soon as he entered the door, his lovely mother directly stuffed him with a mobile phone.

"Ah?" Xia Yu looked at the card game screen on the phone with confusion, not understanding what it was for.

"Big baby, you came back just to help mom pass this level, I can't pass it."

Xia Yu: ...

Xia Yu was not interested in the paper man game, and wanted to refuse: "Mom, let Xiaoshu do it for you."

"Oh, the little book is not good. She is reading a book, so she can't delay her study."

This reason was so legitimate that Xia Yu really didn't know how to refute it, so he silently picked up his phone and looked at the content of the game.

I don’t know if I don’t see it, I’m startled when I see it, isn’t his mother full of krypton gold bars?Why can't I still pass the checkpoint?

Xia Yu checked the card combination in the game again and found out that only one character in his mother's card group had training.

"Ms. He Xiaohe, where did you spend so much money for this game?" Xia Yu couldn't understand.

"Of course it was Young Master Nie who gave me the flowers!" Xia Yu's mother, who is Comrade He Xiaohe, pointed to the handsome man with long silver hair on the card: "This is him, handsome!"

"Handsome is handsome, but you can't pass the test if you only practice his card." Xia Yu pointed to the cards of other characters, "Look at this blond-haired guy is also very handsome, let's practice this card, see The numbers are strong."

"No way! How could I betray my young master to practice other roles!" He Xiaohe refused straightly, "I will always be devoted to the young master!"

Good guy, playing a paper man game is still a single push!

"But it's really hard to pass this way." Xia Yu persuaded: "Just practice a little bit or two."

"Can't!"

"Then how can I help you pass the level?"

"I don't care, you want it, if you don't help me pass this level, I will prevent you from eating Xia Jingshan's food today!"

hateful!This threat is too terrible!

Xia Yu's father heard Xia Yu's mother calling his name, and poked his head out from the kitchen: "Huh? Wife, you call me?"

He Xiaohe smiled at Xia Jingshan, "It's okay, husband, you continue to cook."

"Okay." His father retracted his head again.

Xia Yu didn't even have time to ask his father for help.

In the end, there was really no other way, Xia Yu had no choice but to say: "Mom, why don't you just pretend that the other characters are all trained by me, and you can only use your young master when you play."

He Xiaohe's expression hesitated.

Xia Yu seized the opportunity to talk nonsense: "And mom, look, your avatar, background frame, and screen opening page can all be set as the young master's card face, so you won't see other characters, and the young master won't Seeing them will definitely not affect your relationship with the young master!"

He Xiaohe struggled, and it was obvious that he was a little shaken.

Xia Yu continued: "Emperors can take only one ladle for [-] yuan. Mom, I believe you can do it too. The other characters are just kept in the harem, but just spend a little more materials and gold coins, can't you still keep them?" miss them?"

He Xiaohe finally let go: "You are right, let's do it like this!"

Satisfied, Xia Yu upgraded all other powerful cards to full level and skills, and then he decided to see what kind of charm this young master Nie had, so that his mother would like it so much.

Xia Yu soon discovered that this character was voiced by Cheng Hai.

Xia Yu: ...

On the road of voice control, his mother is quite dedicated.

The author has something to say:

Lao Yan took a sip of red dates, wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea: Well, it tastes good...

At this time, Xia Yu was painfully helping his mother play games...