The male god became my bird
Chapter 7 Woke up... But this is outrageous!
Xie Chenyan exhaled a long puff of white smoke, raised his hand and pressed the cigarette end in his hand into the ashtray full of ashes.
After so many years of filming and acting in countless absurd and bizarre stories, this may be the most absurd and bizarre thing Xie Chenyan has encountered.
At first Xie Chenyan wanted to comfort himself, maybe he just had the same dream twice in a row.
But then Xie Chenyan forced himself to sleep again, and then he came to an incredible conclusion: he would turn into a parrot after falling asleep.
Not a dream, but a real cockatiel.
After experiencing a series of complicated ideological struggles, Xie Chenyan seriously thought about the current situation.According to the analysis of the collected information, when he is asleep, his consciousness will enter the body of the parrot in another place, and he himself will become that parrot, and when he is awake, the body of the parrot will fall into a deep sleep, as if a parrot and a human His body is using his soul together.
Leaning his head back on the sofa, Xie Chenyan stared at the ceiling above his head in a daze. Is this a life where he has two creatures at once?
It didn't seem too miserable, at least he didn't completely transform from a human into a bird, but the difference between a bird and a human was too great in terms of physiology and living habits.
What's more, after turning into a bird, he was kept as a pet by his fans.
Recalling what that boy did to himself as a bird, Xie Chenyan felt even more headache.
Even if it is fed or something, it will be hugged and rubbed around.
Xie Chenyan really doesn't like to have too close physical contact with others, except when he enters the role in the filming, he rarely touches others, being treated as a pet makes him feel very awkward.
Fortunately, it may be that the parrot's sense of touch is different from that of a human being. When he turned into a bird and was held in the boy's hand, he didn't feel sick or uncomfortable. Moreover, when the parrot was touched on the head, it seemed... a little comfortable?
Is this a characteristic of birds like cockatiels?
Xie Chenyan scratched his hair, anyway, he should figure out how this strange thing happened first, he didn't want to be half bird and half human all his life.
Thinking of this, Xie Chenyan sat up. He remembered that the person who knocked on the door last night called "xiayu", which should be the boy's name.
"Xiayu" is an actor. Since he is a public figure, there must be information about him on the Internet. Xie Chenyan decided to start his investigation from here.
Taking a deep breath, Xie Chenyan tried to input various homophones of "xiayu" on the mobile browser, and finally saw that familiar face when he searched for "Xiayu".
On Xia Yu's encyclopedia, there are his detailed profile and some of his artistic photos. Xie Chenyan read it carefully and confirmed that this is indeed a person who lived on the same earth as him at the same time.
He should be thankful, fortunately, it didn't turn into some time-traveling or flying to another world.
After silently complaining in his heart, Xie Chenyan opened Weibo again. Xia Yu should be filming outside during this time. He planned to search for information about Xia Yu's filming and determine Xia Yu's specific location.
Unexpectedly, a lot of freshly released news related to Xia Yu came out after a search.
[The popular classic IP adaptation of the costume TV series "The Legend of Jade Pearl" released Gu Qingyun's makeup photos today]
["The Legend of Jade Pearl" Gu Qingyun fixed her makeup and restored it, Xia Yu——Gu Qingyun who came out of the novel! 】
[Xia Yu's beautiful photos in ancient costumes, the entertainment circle has a new male god in ancient costumes! 】
【shock!The personality of the beautiful young nobleman collapsed, and Xia Yu was exposed because he was poor and had been taken care of during college. 】
[Those benefactors who are not clear with Xia Yu. 】
[Why a certain artist with acting skills and stretching his hips can appear in a TV series adapted from a well-known IP]
[The web drama "Lamp Soul" just ended, Xia Yu is just a vase in it! ? 】
……
Except for the first few comments that praised Xia Yu, the others are almost all black material. The comments below are also in full swing. The few comments in the front row are basically saying that Xia Yu's acting skills are poor, and the reason why he can play Gu Qingyun is because he has a financial backer. Yes, some even scolded Xia Yu for his poor character. Those who praised Xia Yu's good looks and praised Gu Qingyun's role restoration were suppressed to the bottom.
Xie Chenyan has been in the entertainment industry for so long, and he can tell at a glance that this is someone's deliberate operation.
But regardless of whether the black material is true or not, Xie Chenyan frowned when so many scandals were exposed just after the makeup photos were released. He is the owner... Wait, why did I start calling him the owner? I shouldn’t be parroted Assimilate some ideas.
Xie Chenyan pressed his forehead hard, and his thoughts fell into his mind. According to his observation of Xia Yu, he was not like the kind of person who would be taken care of by others in the black material. At least his eyes looked very clean, and he still wore a mask on his body. childish.
However, a man did come to Xia Yu last night. Although that man only stood at the door for a while and left without entering Xia Yu's room, he couldn't tell what their relationship was... Xia Yu later returned What did you say to the parrot so that he was misunderstood, maybe it was someone he liked or a boyfriend?
Thinking about it, Xie Chenyan narrowed his eyes.
Forget it, he is not interested in Xia Yu's private life, the most important thing now is to solve the weirdness that happened to him.
Xie Chenyan immediately called his assistant Qian Miao: "Help me book a plane ticket back to China, preferably today."
No matter what, seeing is believing, what is the relationship between myself and that parrot, I have to see the situation before making a plan.
After hanging up the phone, Xie Chenyan finally calmed down completely, at least the current situation is not too bad.
He flipped through Weibo again, intending to see if he could find some useful information, but accidentally slipped his hand and liked a Weibo that was full of rumors about Xia Yu.
Xie Chenyan hurriedly canceled the likes, and it took a while to realize that he was using a small Weibo account, it didn't seem to matter whether he liked it or not.
His trumpet is mainly to share some movie reviews or watch movie-related Weibo, and there are only more than 100 fans. No one except Zhao Yi knows that he is using it.
Now that I have found this Weibo, Xie Chenyan intends to take a look at the film reviews of "Tingtao" by the way.
Before, Zhao Yi told him not to be influenced by online comments, but this is a film he invested in, and he participated in the whole process from the script to the final shooting. Although the director is not himself, he and the director have very consistent ideas, which are basically his. It is a work, it is very necessary to hear everyone's views on "Ting Tao".
There are many comments on Weibo about the movie "Ting Tao", some say "Ting Tao" is unrealistic, some say "Ting Tao" is pretending to be deep in order to win an award, and some say that this kind of movie is art Yes, most of the meaning is that the picture is beautiful and the acting skills are great, but... I can't understand it.
But no matter whether he praised or belittled, Xie Chenyan's expression of staring at the phone screen has not changed, and his heart has not fluctuated. It seems that he has expected all this long ago.
But a Weibo that came across suddenly made his eyes freeze.
[Yyu10: Sometimes there may be conflicts between what I like and what everyone likes, but I always feel that Xie Chenyan has been working hard to shoot what he likes and wants everyone to like.Movies are both commodities and art. Art has various styles and ways of expression. Just like painting, various styles and schools compete for beauty, so that people can see wonderful works one after another. Doesn’t it mean that Who is good or who is not, but it is positive to have the courage to try and innovate, isn't it?Even if Xie Chenyan hasn't succeeded yet, I believe he can do it, because he is Xie Chenyan.The movie listens to Tao Chaohua #听涛##谢陈言#]
Except for the support of Xie Chenyan's fans, most of the passers-by on this Weibo are saying that the blogger is a fan of Xie Chenyan. This Weibo is just speaking for Xie Chenyan, with such a high intention just to praise his idol.
Xie Chenyan's eyes stayed on this Weibo for several seconds before he noticed the ID of the Weibo.
Yyu10?This ID looks familiar.
He clicked into the account of Yyu10, and a Weibo on the top said: [Thank you for your attention, I am a fan of Xie Chenyan. Here I mainly publish content and paintings related to Xie Chenyan. Fans who follow Weibo can see it (love)]
Xie Chenyan remembered that this was a fan who had liked him for many years. The pictures he drew were very cute and very popular on the Internet. Zhao Yi seemed to have asked him to draw his own Q-version image design.
Still a loyal old fan of myself.
At this moment, Xie Chenyan suddenly felt understood by his fans, and a smile appeared on his face unconsciously.
He hesitated whether to give this fan a follow, but after thinking about it, he gave up. He couldn't just come here to listen to good things just because someone said a few words that he was in his heart. What he needs now is to receive various opinions, Especially listening to those critical remarks.
But he still left a message under Yyu10's Weibo: [I think so too, he will definitely succeed. 】
The author has something to say:
Lao Yan must not know what he missed... If he pays attention to him, he will find that Yyu10 has drawn a snappy sketch~~
----
Today’s engine oil hahahaha I said that I saw that I wrote about bird poop, yes, the bird will poop and it will not smell after 10 minutes, unless you accidentally touch it with your hands... Don’t ask me why I know_ (:з"∠)_
(At this time, Laoyan and Xiaoyu are very fortunate that Paji is a special parrot.)
------
Throw mine thanks!Get on your knees!bow!
Thanks Xiaoge for throwing mine!It cost money!
鹅扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2021-09-2119:52:05
After so many years of filming and acting in countless absurd and bizarre stories, this may be the most absurd and bizarre thing Xie Chenyan has encountered.
At first Xie Chenyan wanted to comfort himself, maybe he just had the same dream twice in a row.
But then Xie Chenyan forced himself to sleep again, and then he came to an incredible conclusion: he would turn into a parrot after falling asleep.
Not a dream, but a real cockatiel.
After experiencing a series of complicated ideological struggles, Xie Chenyan seriously thought about the current situation.According to the analysis of the collected information, when he is asleep, his consciousness will enter the body of the parrot in another place, and he himself will become that parrot, and when he is awake, the body of the parrot will fall into a deep sleep, as if a parrot and a human His body is using his soul together.
Leaning his head back on the sofa, Xie Chenyan stared at the ceiling above his head in a daze. Is this a life where he has two creatures at once?
It didn't seem too miserable, at least he didn't completely transform from a human into a bird, but the difference between a bird and a human was too great in terms of physiology and living habits.
What's more, after turning into a bird, he was kept as a pet by his fans.
Recalling what that boy did to himself as a bird, Xie Chenyan felt even more headache.
Even if it is fed or something, it will be hugged and rubbed around.
Xie Chenyan really doesn't like to have too close physical contact with others, except when he enters the role in the filming, he rarely touches others, being treated as a pet makes him feel very awkward.
Fortunately, it may be that the parrot's sense of touch is different from that of a human being. When he turned into a bird and was held in the boy's hand, he didn't feel sick or uncomfortable. Moreover, when the parrot was touched on the head, it seemed... a little comfortable?
Is this a characteristic of birds like cockatiels?
Xie Chenyan scratched his hair, anyway, he should figure out how this strange thing happened first, he didn't want to be half bird and half human all his life.
Thinking of this, Xie Chenyan sat up. He remembered that the person who knocked on the door last night called "xiayu", which should be the boy's name.
"Xiayu" is an actor. Since he is a public figure, there must be information about him on the Internet. Xie Chenyan decided to start his investigation from here.
Taking a deep breath, Xie Chenyan tried to input various homophones of "xiayu" on the mobile browser, and finally saw that familiar face when he searched for "Xiayu".
On Xia Yu's encyclopedia, there are his detailed profile and some of his artistic photos. Xie Chenyan read it carefully and confirmed that this is indeed a person who lived on the same earth as him at the same time.
He should be thankful, fortunately, it didn't turn into some time-traveling or flying to another world.
After silently complaining in his heart, Xie Chenyan opened Weibo again. Xia Yu should be filming outside during this time. He planned to search for information about Xia Yu's filming and determine Xia Yu's specific location.
Unexpectedly, a lot of freshly released news related to Xia Yu came out after a search.
[The popular classic IP adaptation of the costume TV series "The Legend of Jade Pearl" released Gu Qingyun's makeup photos today]
["The Legend of Jade Pearl" Gu Qingyun fixed her makeup and restored it, Xia Yu——Gu Qingyun who came out of the novel! 】
[Xia Yu's beautiful photos in ancient costumes, the entertainment circle has a new male god in ancient costumes! 】
【shock!The personality of the beautiful young nobleman collapsed, and Xia Yu was exposed because he was poor and had been taken care of during college. 】
[Those benefactors who are not clear with Xia Yu. 】
[Why a certain artist with acting skills and stretching his hips can appear in a TV series adapted from a well-known IP]
[The web drama "Lamp Soul" just ended, Xia Yu is just a vase in it! ? 】
……
Except for the first few comments that praised Xia Yu, the others are almost all black material. The comments below are also in full swing. The few comments in the front row are basically saying that Xia Yu's acting skills are poor, and the reason why he can play Gu Qingyun is because he has a financial backer. Yes, some even scolded Xia Yu for his poor character. Those who praised Xia Yu's good looks and praised Gu Qingyun's role restoration were suppressed to the bottom.
Xie Chenyan has been in the entertainment industry for so long, and he can tell at a glance that this is someone's deliberate operation.
But regardless of whether the black material is true or not, Xie Chenyan frowned when so many scandals were exposed just after the makeup photos were released. He is the owner... Wait, why did I start calling him the owner? I shouldn’t be parroted Assimilate some ideas.
Xie Chenyan pressed his forehead hard, and his thoughts fell into his mind. According to his observation of Xia Yu, he was not like the kind of person who would be taken care of by others in the black material. At least his eyes looked very clean, and he still wore a mask on his body. childish.
However, a man did come to Xia Yu last night. Although that man only stood at the door for a while and left without entering Xia Yu's room, he couldn't tell what their relationship was... Xia Yu later returned What did you say to the parrot so that he was misunderstood, maybe it was someone he liked or a boyfriend?
Thinking about it, Xie Chenyan narrowed his eyes.
Forget it, he is not interested in Xia Yu's private life, the most important thing now is to solve the weirdness that happened to him.
Xie Chenyan immediately called his assistant Qian Miao: "Help me book a plane ticket back to China, preferably today."
No matter what, seeing is believing, what is the relationship between myself and that parrot, I have to see the situation before making a plan.
After hanging up the phone, Xie Chenyan finally calmed down completely, at least the current situation is not too bad.
He flipped through Weibo again, intending to see if he could find some useful information, but accidentally slipped his hand and liked a Weibo that was full of rumors about Xia Yu.
Xie Chenyan hurriedly canceled the likes, and it took a while to realize that he was using a small Weibo account, it didn't seem to matter whether he liked it or not.
His trumpet is mainly to share some movie reviews or watch movie-related Weibo, and there are only more than 100 fans. No one except Zhao Yi knows that he is using it.
Now that I have found this Weibo, Xie Chenyan intends to take a look at the film reviews of "Tingtao" by the way.
Before, Zhao Yi told him not to be influenced by online comments, but this is a film he invested in, and he participated in the whole process from the script to the final shooting. Although the director is not himself, he and the director have very consistent ideas, which are basically his. It is a work, it is very necessary to hear everyone's views on "Ting Tao".
There are many comments on Weibo about the movie "Ting Tao", some say "Ting Tao" is unrealistic, some say "Ting Tao" is pretending to be deep in order to win an award, and some say that this kind of movie is art Yes, most of the meaning is that the picture is beautiful and the acting skills are great, but... I can't understand it.
But no matter whether he praised or belittled, Xie Chenyan's expression of staring at the phone screen has not changed, and his heart has not fluctuated. It seems that he has expected all this long ago.
But a Weibo that came across suddenly made his eyes freeze.
[Yyu10: Sometimes there may be conflicts between what I like and what everyone likes, but I always feel that Xie Chenyan has been working hard to shoot what he likes and wants everyone to like.Movies are both commodities and art. Art has various styles and ways of expression. Just like painting, various styles and schools compete for beauty, so that people can see wonderful works one after another. Doesn’t it mean that Who is good or who is not, but it is positive to have the courage to try and innovate, isn't it?Even if Xie Chenyan hasn't succeeded yet, I believe he can do it, because he is Xie Chenyan.The movie listens to Tao Chaohua #听涛##谢陈言#]
Except for the support of Xie Chenyan's fans, most of the passers-by on this Weibo are saying that the blogger is a fan of Xie Chenyan. This Weibo is just speaking for Xie Chenyan, with such a high intention just to praise his idol.
Xie Chenyan's eyes stayed on this Weibo for several seconds before he noticed the ID of the Weibo.
Yyu10?This ID looks familiar.
He clicked into the account of Yyu10, and a Weibo on the top said: [Thank you for your attention, I am a fan of Xie Chenyan. Here I mainly publish content and paintings related to Xie Chenyan. Fans who follow Weibo can see it (love)]
Xie Chenyan remembered that this was a fan who had liked him for many years. The pictures he drew were very cute and very popular on the Internet. Zhao Yi seemed to have asked him to draw his own Q-version image design.
Still a loyal old fan of myself.
At this moment, Xie Chenyan suddenly felt understood by his fans, and a smile appeared on his face unconsciously.
He hesitated whether to give this fan a follow, but after thinking about it, he gave up. He couldn't just come here to listen to good things just because someone said a few words that he was in his heart. What he needs now is to receive various opinions, Especially listening to those critical remarks.
But he still left a message under Yyu10's Weibo: [I think so too, he will definitely succeed. 】
The author has something to say:
Lao Yan must not know what he missed... If he pays attention to him, he will find that Yyu10 has drawn a snappy sketch~~
----
Today’s engine oil hahahaha I said that I saw that I wrote about bird poop, yes, the bird will poop and it will not smell after 10 minutes, unless you accidentally touch it with your hands... Don’t ask me why I know_ (:з"∠)_
(At this time, Laoyan and Xiaoyu are very fortunate that Paji is a special parrot.)
------
Throw mine thanks!Get on your knees!bow!
Thanks Xiaoge for throwing mine!It cost money!
鹅扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2021-09-2119:52:05
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