On how to break up peacefully with 419 subjects

101.

What to say.

It is indeed a movie with a score of 5.8.

Yan Shen and I are the only two in the huge movie hall.

Check out the dangling shots, check out the awkward acting.

The more I watched, the happier I was, and I couldn't help laughing out loud while holding the popcorn.

Why is it called Youth Egg Pain?

Because the plot is really annoying.

The male protagonist and the female protagonist quarreled due to a misunderstanding. The male protagonist was drunk, so he called the female protagonist to apologize, and the number accidentally dialed to the female protagonist's best friend.

The two talked chicken and duck together, and the hero finally announced: If you don't come, I will jump off the stairs!

So my best friend called the hostess, but the hostess got angry and turned off her phone.

The best friend had no choice but to find a place to find the male lead, but in the end she was raped by the drunk male lead directly on the rooftop.

While slapping, he called the heroine's name.

But the best friend hugged the male lead's shoulders, weeping silently, while contributing to the love of the best friend: I forgive you, I'm not angry with you anymore, let's make up.

Seeing this, I couldn't help applauding.

According to the degree of blood, the hero is very likely to enter the soul and start the golden legend.

It's really not easy for this movie to pass the review, 5.8 is a pity.

102.

I recalled the plot so far, and suddenly my heart skipped a beat.

I remembered that when Yan Shen and I had sex for the first time, did I also treat him as a butcher?

Then will I call Tu Chen's name while doing it?

The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I felt, not only frequently glanced at the person next to me, trying to see some flaws in his face.

Yan Shen handed over the cup of black tea in his hand: "Want to drink?"

I shook my head, looking away abruptly.

I thought, it's just playing on the bed, it's none of my business who I call.

I thought I would be relieved when I thought about it, but I couldn't sit still for no reason.

As a result, I basically didn't see anything in the remaining half of the movie, and I was a little dazed when I was dragged out of the theater by Yan Shen.

103.

No.

I think if I don't get the answer to this question today, I won't be able to sleep at night.

I poked at the seaweed powder on the takoyaki, wondering how to say this in a natural way.

After driving to the downstairs of the community, I finally thought of a safer way to ask.

So I said, "Boss Yan, I've never done anything while drunk. I don't know if I have any... small quirks when I'm drunk?"

Like calling someone's name or something?

After listening to my question, Yan Shen pulled out the car key with a somewhat speechless expression.

I saw his appearance, and my heart skipped a beat.

...Is there really something weird that I don't even know about?

104.

After five o'clock, the sky was already dark, but the lights in the community were not turned on.

Now that the car key is pulled out, I can only analyze Yan Shen's expression in the dark.

I figured something must have happened.

I coughed and asked politely, "Did I do anything that night?"

Yan Shen opened his mouth and closed it.

He opened his mouth again and closed it again.

I scratched my head and scratched my head in panic.

Time passed by, and when I couldn't help jumping up to ask again, Yan Shen was finally willing to speak.

"It's nothing, it's just... you... talked a lot on the bed at that time."

105.

I don't know if it's because I don't know him very well, but Yan Shen usually doesn't talk much.

But a dignified big boss can hardly stumble when speaking.

I have never seen such a hesitant appearance like now.

It was as difficult as opening every word.

I tugged at the seam of my trousers: "Then what did I say? Scolded you?"

If he talked too much, he might be scolding him for his poor skills.

He frowned, and took a deep breath to himself.

I can't wait to open his mouth and let him finish speaking quickly.

Yan Shen hesitated: "Really want to know?"

I nodded: "Tell me, I can bear it."

He took another deep breath: "You said a lot of dirty words."

……

Oh.

Spicy chicken, never seen the world.

Isn't it normal to talk dirty talk in bed?

106.

In the following time, Yan Shen and I recounted many things I said...and things I did that night.

It was nothing more than that he was holding the lubricant, but I kicked the hose away, and I broke my leg and asked him if I was not enough.

Or I insisted on sitting on it on my own, and then complained to my father and mother that he didn't do foreplay.

Finally, I got the taste of the marrow, and while I moved by myself, I also asked him if I made him feel good, thinking that he didn't eat and didn't work hard.

At the end of hearing it, I finally covered my face with great success: "Okay, I get it, don't say any more."

At six o'clock, the street lights directly ahead flicked on.

I looked at Yan Shen through my fingers.

His ears were red, and he kept pursing his lips because of nervousness, and his lips were also bright red.

My heart beat a little fast, and I quickly pressed my chest.

In my heart, I despise myself as a dog who is so easily confused by the enemy.

But he panted slightly, leaned over and asked me softly.

"Xingxing, can I kiss you?"

107.

I didn't speak, and he didn't move.

That face was just two centimeters away, and the eyelids drooped slightly, as if waiting for my answer.

The hot air from under his nostrils kept brushing the hair on my face, which made it itchy for a while.

I reached out and scratched my face.

Then imitating his previous appearance, I went around and supported the back of his neck, and pressed him towards me.

And I tilted my head, and his lips fell heavily on my face.

Yan Shen pressed against me, and was stunned for a few seconds.

I laughed and opened the car door, ran down the aisle, and waved to him: "Boss Yan, thank you for taking me home, I won't be late tomorrow."

I saw him pressing his fingertips on my lips, sitting in place and laughing.

It seemed that the prank was successful, I was in a good mood, pressed the elevator and swiped the card.

After entering the house, I threw off my shoes and ran to the balcony of the living room to look down.

The car had disappeared into place, and at the same time I received a text message.

Boss Yan: Take a good rest, I will pick you up tomorrow morning.

108.

I didn't reply to the message, so I put down my phone and went to eat a bowl of noodles, and washed the two dishes for breakfast by the way.

Before washing the dishes, I didn't forget to untie the cufflinks and put them in the nightstand.

The cufflinks are a black bottom stone with a rose gold onyx star inlaid on it. It was a gift from Tu Chen when I graduated.

I stared blankly at the drawer, with my fingers around the back of my neck, I untied the tie.

After cleaning up, I suddenly remembered something, turned around and opened the door of the guest room.

Sure enough, there was a game console box left on the ground.

At that time, Tu Chen said that he bought me a game console, and I was overjoyed.

But now I am more puzzled than happy, and I feel strange while opening the box.

This console...

Didn't he just send me one last year?

109.

I have a game console in my left hand and a game console in my right hand.

Comparing the left and right carefully, they are exactly the same, except for one brand new and one with obvious traces of use.

I was stunned, thinking that Tu Chen's memory would be eaten by a dog, and bring me two identical ones before and after, is it interesting?

But I thought about it again, this kid doesn't play games, maybe he bought a random one last year, and he bought a random one this year, and he didn't even know that it was a heavy gift.

I smacked my lips, put the newly dismantled one back together, and stuffed it into the cabinet in the study.

I arrived at Yan Shen's villa at about nine o'clock tomorrow morning, and I set the alarm to 07:30.

Hey, it's been a good weekend, and I didn't get any sleep because I slept in once every two days.

Oh, yes, Yan Shen said he was coming to pick me up.

I soaked in the bathtub, thinking about sending him a message back.

Me: It’s too troublesome, don’t need it.

Yan Shen replied quickly: No trouble.

Me: Why don't you bother, I can just drive there by myself.

Yan Shen replied: You get motion sickness, if you feel uncomfortable in the morning, you will feel uncomfortable all day long.Obediently, wait for me at home.

I am speechless.

I held the phone in my hand and finally let go.

Me: Then I invite you to have breakfast.

Boss Yan: Well, dear.

Me: ...No kiss.

Kiss your mother.

Come on.

110.

After turning off the news, I opened the forum.

The post I sent at noon should be answered by now.

I secretly poked in and scrolled through the comments from top to bottom.

[sakaka]: Is the landlord making an appointment?

[Little daisy in bud]: Is there another No. 1 missing in Dajiang?Beep beep.

[King Duck]: Supporting the landlord, the best way is to have sex with his boyfriend, let the scumbag go alone.

[Nod head portrait and make friends with deep friendship]: If A is 1, his boyfriend is 0, right?Now the landlord has become 0, so there is no play with his boyfriend, do you want to pout your ass?

[Brother, I can]: Is 1 going to grab someone from our little 0 this year! ?Wronged.

Fuck, this is all a mess.

The forum is really unreliable.

I looked at several familiar IDs blankly, and matched up with those little flirts in the bar one by one.

Ha ha.

I slammed my phone and started to sneer.

When I'm on vacation next week, I'll let you know how capable I am.

The author has something to say:

Yan Shen: Boyfriend's face is so red, he must be shy owo

Gu Tianxing: I'm angry, thank you.