Di Ren Ji

G State, Shiziyang.

Sunday, February 20, 2XX

This is No. 12 days after the earth has just experienced an apocalypse.

Yes, you read that right.

When you read the beginning of this first sentence, the earth we once lived on has been destroyed.

Moreover, it has been destroyed for twelve full days.

Before that, there was no ice age and no zombie mutations.

The so-called earth was archived and returned to its original state.

In the history of the development of Eastern and Western civilizations, there may have been similar stories about the end of mankind.

The ancient Mayan civilization disappeared overnight. Noah's Ark carried only a few creatures in search of land. Dayu, the son of the Yellow Dragon, was ordered by the gods to control the flood and save all living beings on the earth.

But indeed, from a scientific point of view, if humans are compared to dinosaurs.

So, how mysterious is the reason for the extinction of the dinosaurs that were once the overlords of the earth.Where the human beings go now is a mystery.

But in the same way, some people have said that the death of a towering tree can be divided into two types.

Decaying and dying.

This may be true, at times, of any vital process that goes through a sign of death.

Destruction may be a hundred years of a leaf slowly withering, or it may be just a short blink of an eye when a rhizome breaks suddenly.

Except for Doom itself, no one will know who's blink of an eye will bring about the beginning of a new earth.

At least, all the mysterious things that happened on this water-blue planet a few days ago have already illustrated this point.

Because no one would have predicted in advance that the mysterious turning point would come so strangely and abnormally.

Under the premise that the development of science and technology and human infrastructure in 20XX have been very advanced, communication equipment, light source facilities, and urban structures all failed, destroyed, and disappeared overnight.

Real-time satellite monitoring did not convey any abnormal celestial body impact warning to the governments of various countries, and monitoring agencies in the eastern and western hemispheres did not notice any strange reactions inside the earth's crust.

In the five years before the mysterious disappearance of human beings, there were no global epidemics, no mass migrations of animals, and no modern wars between superpowers.

Maybe it's a magnetic field, maybe it's an earthquake, maybe it's an unprecedented tsunami.

However, it is impossible for any kind of event to cause the earth to be destroyed in 10 minutes without leaving a chance for human civilization to become an uninhabited wasteland.

But it's like a tape cassette that skipped a crucial section on purpose.

When that destructive "blink" of the earth happened, this seaside city, which happened to be at the border between the mouth of the ocean and the mouth of the river, disappeared mysteriously 10 minutes later.

Mansions, TV towers, airports, safari parks.

The human beings living on the ground disappeared on the sea level without even calling for help, and even the sense of death after the huge catastrophe was so surreal.

我们现在唯一可以确定的是，地球60亿人类集体消失是发生在20XX年2月2日这一天的二10分钟之内的。

But no one knows exactly what happened in these 10 minutes.

Twelve days have passed, and the truth at that time has been covered up.The earth that has returned to peace at this moment has buried all the secrets behind the accident that caused this natural disaster.

The earth creatures who can take the initiative to answer this question seem to have escaped this "blink" that cannot define the level of disaster.

As for what was on the tape that recorded 10 minutes before the end, and skipped a section, it was like an unsolvable riddle of the birth of the universe.

But this was once called a special blue-green body of water in a certain triangle in China.

Perhaps, this is where our story is about to begin.

Because this is the junction of Dongguan City, China and Nansha District, Guangzhou.

Judging from the photos on the Google satellite map, it is a concentrated area of ​​three types of living environments that can just sum up the three living environments of the earth.

There used to be land animals, freshwater fish, sea life, and perhaps the few surviving creatures on Earth today.

In terms of species diversity and complexity, this is the most suitable place for a doomsday survival story to begin.

But, indeed, the Chinese city of Dongguan is no longer visible above sea level.

So there is only a round of white skylight accumulated on the dark gray-blue sky.

The wind takes away vitality, but it cannot bring miracles.

The entire horizon is empty and desolate at a glance. There is no land on which two feet can climb, only water that brings a sense of darkness and oppression.

But this vast expanse of water is not all pure tones.

In fact, if we look at it from the high-altitude perspective of the satellite, the center of the entire water surface, where the exact number of nautical miles cannot be seen, is mixed and bordered by two colors.

This special center, which looks like a blue and green phosphophyllite, looks like a pendant and chain of expensive jewelry from a distance, mosaicing the South China Sea around the Lion Ocean and the inland Pearl River.

But this is actually a special natural phenomenon.

Perhaps few of us have seen it with our own eyes.

However, it is called Ocean Peak.

At the mouths of some rivers in China, such ocean fronts often appear due to the density difference between fresh water and sea water.

The ocean peak is not a flat natural phenomenon, but a spatial zone that can accommodate living things.

Due to the incompatibility of the natural densities of the two types of water, Ocean Peak has become the most mysterious and unknown breeding ground in the aquatic environment.

This means that this is a vacuum that neither freshwater fish nor seawater fish can break into. As long as they swim in, they will be killed immediately by the body self-explosion caused by the internal air pressure.

In other words, Ocean Peaks is a living Bermuda Triangle area.

In this place, evolution in any unknown direction is feasible, and perhaps another life evolution history of modern organisms will take place here.

And any unknown creature on earth that can survive in this place called Ocean Peak in the future.

It must be neither freshwater nor marine.

it, maybe...

——It will be a legend that opens up the evolutionary civilization of the new earth.

……

12 yuan is a hexagonal dinosaur.

Its scientific name is the axolotl, and its earliest origin is Mexico.

The introduction of this creature on the Human Encyclopedia is an amphibian.Known for their unique cute appearance and sexual maturity of juveniles that never grow up.

So, yes, although it is called a dinosaur, it is actually a salamander that has nothing to do with dinosaurs.

But it is said that in the age of dinosaurs, salamanders had already lived on the earth as an ancient amphibian creature. Of course, this itself is a huge genus.

But in the 21st century, the hexagonal dinosaur, a species of salamander, is just a very common Internet commodity.

This point has to do with the appearance of the hexagonal dinosaurs, because their appearance is so unique that it is the only advantage, we can roughly use three words to describe it.

It's cute, dumb, and round.

Moe, because it doesn't look like the cute skin of a wild salamander at all.

The dullness is due to its innate lack of foraging ability and dull nerves.

The circle is its bare head with only six pink gills.

Generally speaking, organisms with these three characteristics will end up in fancy aquariums filled with oxygen.

A pet that crawls slower than a snail can't go to the ocean any more than a duck can't grow wings to fly.

Therefore, what really made this hexagonal dinosaur called 12 yuan was born on the earth, and the place where the next story happened on it.

In fact, it is precisely called X Bao.

What X treasure is, almost no one in today's society does not know.

More than a billion people shop on it every day.It is also known as an online shopping platform where nothing cannot be bought on it.

On Xbao, humans can buy everything they want, including a Mexican invasive creature that could not have appeared in Guangzhou, China in the prehistoric civilization era.

Even if this creature is now artificially domesticated, there is no danger of invasion at all.

But 12 yuan, the future chosen salamander, is a newly imported species that has been artificially bred, domesticated, and non-infectious.

When you search for its nickname, Hexagonal Dinosaur on the online shopping platform.

You will immediately see countless high-definition no/code pet PS pictures and its slogans hanging in countless aquatic pet online stores.

[1. Premium salamander 12 yuan and [-] free shipping, live and damaged, direct delivery by SF Express. 】

[2. Buy two get one free, no need for oxygen, a magical immortal pet that can regenerate infinitely after injury, severed limbs, brain, and body. 】

[3. Four colors are available, male and female can be selected, free gift clip fish food, and half a catty of Liuliu's favorite red nematode. 】

This affordable, economical, and easy-to-raise cute pet effect proves that there are many, many hexagonal dinosaurs that exist on each Taobao page.

An infinitely regenerated body with a cute and harmless appearance.

This has become the reason why the hexagonal dinosaur sells well.

But even in the future, the protagonist of our text, Yuan 12, feels that he is not a Mexican registered permanent residence, but a Chinese salamander with registered permanent residence in Guangzhou.

Why do you say that, the reason is very simple.

Because, when it is December 20, 12XX of the year,

That is, when I came to Guangzhou a month ago, it was still an egg.

Therefore, it is impossible to see what a Mexican looks like, but it definitely knows what a real Cantonese looks like.

In its mind, the first impression it left on the Cantonese people when it recalled it later was that the Cantonese people spoke very strangely.

Because it clearly remembers that whenever Cantonese speak, they always make a strange sound.

【"What...what... sir."】

【"These are not some invasive species, they are cute hexagonal dinosaurs. Even though they are small, you still can't touch them with your hands. These little babies look a little silly, but they can actually bite people without teeth..."】

【"Wow, look at this six-six and one-and-a-half. It's so handsome. Compared with these, the last one is all four or six. Let me see, it's gold and black. It will definitely sell for a good price this time—" 】

What ah.

What ah.

What ah.

It is amazing that the Cantonese speak like a goat braying on a hill.

Because at the time I couldn't understand what the cry meant.

As a little pink life just born in the aquarium, 12 yuan just floats in the water while listening, and the six pink cheeks are still moving.

From a human point of view, its dark eyes didn't seem to understand.

In fact, most human beings have deep-rooted impressions of creatures like hexagonal dinosaurs.

Therefore, the male primate just patted the aquarium, and continued to make strange sounds that other hexagonal salamanders could not understand.

Afterwards, it successfully passed the customs, was signed for, and was taken away by the primate called Taobao seller for centralized incubation.

Its life is inseparable from the Guangdong under its feet.

Because, since it came to the large aquarium operated by a certain Tao/bao breeding store at the mouth of the Pearl River, it and a group of other hexagonal dinosaurs have become one of the commodities for sale.

It has golden-yellow, black counterparts around it.

In front of it, clips are regularly handed to its mouth, fearing that its IQ is too low to starve to death of red nematodes.

People are always afraid that the hexagonal dinosaurs will starve to death if they are not fed. This is something that 12 Yuan has remembered since he was very young.

In the process, it also saw express boxes filled with water and holes in the narrow and dark factory, and a steady stream of primates that were packing quickly and busy shipping every day.

There are hundreds of hexagonal dinosaurs living here. They don't need a name, they just need to wait for the clip to be handed to their mouths when they are hungry, and then open their mouths.

The hardships of life, the test of survival, and the opportunity of hunting are all unnecessary considerations for a pet.

In fact, as long as anyone places an order on Taobao.

Any one in the aquarium will be picked up and stuffed into a courier box, and then sent to the Pearl River, Shenzhen, Fujian, Shanghai, or any large, medium or small city in China.

One express box, two express boxes, many, many express boxes.

A hexagonal dinosaur's life will go from here to various parts of China with express boxes.

Even more coincidentally, 12 yuan happens to be the only one in this batch of hatches that is pink.

This means that the skin color of its body surface will stay in the pink state of childhood.

Judging from the store's usual positive ratings, the pink body color is destined to be the reason why it sells faster than other salamanders.

【"Let me see, this little baby, with a little more fattening, the price can be increased from 12 yuan to 15 yuan~"】

15 yuan seven: "..."

15 yuan seven.

It is the price of the cutest-looking high-end salamander in the X treasure boutique salamander tao/bao shop.

This is almost the highest affirmation of appearance.

This proves that the pink one is actually cuter and more advanced than the average salamander.

It's a pity that another turning point in its life, the matter about the origin of its name came just like that.

Because, it was a pink hexagonal dinosaur that made a small milk sound for the first time on January 20, 1XX.

But it is the sound of the salamander, which was originally worth 15 yuan and [-] yuan.

But it is not the spitting bubbles that ordinary hexagonal dinosaurs can understand

Bubble sound, but a ground-breaking sentence——

15 yuan seven: "What."

The other hexagonal dinosaurs who were shocked by the peas' eyes when they heard the sheep's cry: "..."

Our pink boutique salamander 15 yuan seven called, but fortunately no one heard it.

Moreover, after this, the pink cub who was so strange that he became motionless again stopped talking.

It is clearly not evil.

But because of its unknown reason, it imitated the Cantonese call in its eyes.

Everything in the aquarium is like a strange child who can speak alien language in the originally harmonious kindergarten.

Because other hexagonal dinosaurs are creatures with slow brains and slow reactions.

But they seem to realize that its cry is different.

But the brains of most animals do not have the concept of good and evil, right and wrong.

It is impossible for them to understand whether a creature will be born with a special ability to imitate, and their brains have not evolved and they do not have moral standards, so the basis for judging enemies and dangers is that they are aliens.

So this also caused this normal aquarium to start fighting from this day on.

For them, this fight was for a good reason.

Admittedly, the hexagonal dinosaur looks cute.

But this group of bean-eyed, colorful creatures loves to fight as the Taobao seller said, and they are also very irritable, including the little pink hair who was bullied by kindergarten classmates just after we learned how to call.

We can't imagine how this group of young salamander cubs, who had inexplicably started fighting in the food chain, fought this night.

We just need to know that hexagonal dinosaurs are not simply pets.

Perhaps, they really have the nature of wild animals hunting in their bones.

But the next day, a primate named X treasure owner reappeared.

All he saw were colorful newt babies thrown out by their tails.

And a little pink bully sinking to the bottom of the water, motionless, with six pink whiskers still floating in it, sleeping peacefully inside.

The pink 15 Yuanqi, who was dreaming of a sweet dream, lay still on her stomach and whispered in her sleep: "Gulu Gulu."

Shopkeeper of Treasure X: "..."

It was from this day that the 15 yuan seven ranked first in the store became the future 12 yuan.

Because as a salamander who relies on his looks for food, he was bullied by other students when he was young, and finally overturned the kindergarten with his infinite strength.

After all, the Taobao store is too small to accommodate this bully salamander.

Therefore, in the end, not only was it not sold at the original price of 12 yuan, but it was also inexplicably reduced to 12 yuan.

The ruthlessness of human beings seems to be much more than what 12 yuan imagined.

Even if it is out of self-defense, no one will understand if it was bullied by classmates first.

So on January 1, 28 yuan is still on the shelves.

January 20, 1XX.

It was bought by a Taobao buyer in Dongguan City, the same province, at a price of 12 yuan including postage.

Seller's message: Please be sure to ship before February 2, PS: Do not send Yunda, otherwise you will refuse to sign for it.

2 month 1 day.

The 12 yuan boss shipped it.

Accompanied by a simple and rude plastic bag, a bag of fish food and a bottle of nutrient solution, they were packed into a unified box together with it, and we set off for 12 yuan.

When it was picked up by the primate's palm and put into the Yunda express box, its eyes were completely dark.

But this express delivery containing a pink hexagonal dinosaur would have arrived at the Pearl River on February 2, according to the delivery speed of normal express packages in China.

But that blink of the Earth, which we all know, eventually happened.

It did not finally reach the Pearl River normally with the 12 yuan in the courier box.

In fact, February 2th.

A courier box with a tattered appearance slowly drifted to the beginning of the story by itself under the blowing of sea and land winds.

——That, the three-way zone at the junction of Dongguan City and the Pearl River Estuary/junction.

Never before has a normal freshwater and saltwater fish been able to enter...

ocean peak.

Finally, she was about to welcome the first legendary new creature in her life from outside this special area.

The author has something to say:

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