Was attacked by a crying bag bamboo horse

It's summer again, and the sun is scorching hot.

"Jingle Bell!"

"The exam in this class is over. Candidates are requested to stop writing immediately. If candidates continue to answer, then..."

At the school gate, outside the cordon, the parents stretched their necks to look inside, and under the sun hats were faces waiting anxiously.

"Finally the exam is over, I am more nervous than our baby..."

"No, I haven't slept well these days!"

"Why don't you come out? I'm so anxious to die here."

"Don't worry, the test takers will come out after all the papers are collected and bound!"

"Come out! Candidates come out!"

With a cry of exclamation, the parents and the Yanhe City TV reporters who had set up their cameras and prepared to shoot rushed forward, and the target of the latter was the calmest and most eye-catching candidate among the oncoming candidates.

From a distance, he was tall and fair-skinned. After staying away from the signal shield/jammer, he took out his mobile phone, tapped the screen a few times with his long finger, and then walked slowly with a smile on his lips.

The interviewer looked at the handsome young man: "Qi Xixi has come out! Quick, the camera is ready!"

The young man's name was Qiao Yixi, a well-known top student in Yanhe City, he ranked first in the city in the Huihui Exam, and represented the city in the Physics Olympiad as soon as he was a sophomore. They interviewed him once at that time.

"Come out, there are many people, you are waiting for me at the school gate, I will go find you."

After sending the message to Jian Luobei, as soon as Qiao Xixi stepped out of the cordon, he was blocked by reporters and cameras.

"Student Qiao, what do you think of the difficulty of the college entrance examination for science this year?"

"Student Qiao, can you tell me which university is your target? Why do you want to go to this university?"

"Seeing that you left the examination room very quickly, may I ask if you have the confidence to win the city's first prize in the college entrance examination? Or even the provincial first prize?"

"Excuse me……"

After Qiao Yixi answered the question in an orderly manner, he glanced at the time and smiled at the corner of his lips facing the camera: "Sorry, I still have something urgent, can I go now?"

"It's fine, it's fine." The reporter smiled knowingly: "I wish classmate Qiao the title of the gold list, and all wishes come true!"

Joe West: "Thank you."

The surrounding area of ​​the examination room was very lively. After Qiao Yixi declined the fifth volunteer who wanted to bring him water, he walked into a convenience store, bought a stick of ice cream that someone liked, and then went against the flow of people to another examination room.

Here Jian Luobei was blocked by a boy holding a sunflower bouquet as soon as he came out of the school gate.

The boy is not tall, about 1.7 meters five, tall and handsome, but he is bold in his actions. When he came up, he handed the sunflower into Jian Luobei's arms: "Senior Jian, congratulations on passing the exam!"

Jian Luobei caught it subconsciously, looking at the strange yet somewhat familiar face of the other party, a little confused: "Thank you...but, who are you?"

"My name is Yi Ting, and I'm in Class [-], Grade [-] and Grade [-] Science." The boy said with a smile, "I've been paying attention to you, Senior, since last year's sports meeting. I think Senior, you are very good at running and jumping. I admire you!"

Is this... a fanboy?He even has a fanboy? !

After being praised, Jian Luobei was still in a good mood: "No way, thank you for the compliment."

"Senior, you are going to go to university in another place soon, and you are quite reluctant, so senior, can you give me a hug before you leave?" Yi Ting said with open arms, looking expectantly.

The words were slightly startling, and Jian Luobei was stunned for a moment, and when he noticed a sharp knife thrown not far away, he turned his head to look in a strange way.

It was Qiao Yixi, standing under the shade of a tree not far away, looking at him silently, with no clear emotion or anger on his face.

Jian Luobei suddenly had the illusion of being caught by her boyfriend on the spot, and ran towards him with a numb scalp.

"Little Qiao." Jian Luobei grinned: "When did you come here? Is it hot along the way?"

Qiao Yixi didn't speak, and glanced lightly at the flowers in his arms. Jian Luobei suddenly felt that something was wrong, and quickly hid the bouquet behind her back: "This is a gift from a junior, he gave it to the wrong person! I'll return it right now." he!"

After Jian Luobei finished speaking, she went to Yi Ting and returned the bouquet to him: "Sorry, I can't accept these flowers."

"Ah?" The boy took the sunflower with disappointment in his eyes, "What about the hug?"

"Feel sorry."

"I know, I'm sorry."

Fortunately, the other party was not a difficult boss, and he didn't even ask why. Jian Luobei heaved a sigh of relief, and walked west of Qiao with a smile.

"Yiting, did I hear you right? You actually like him, Jian Luobei?"

Before Jian Luobei left, she heard the companion who came with Yi Ting very surprised: "Isn't the school girl you like? I saw you always pay attention to him before!"

"No, I've always paid attention to Senior Jian, but they're always together, so it's not wrong for you to say that."

"Aren't you Yan Kong? You only like the most handsome ones. Although senior Jian is also handsome, our school grass is better?"

"Senior Qiao is good-looking, yes, but I still like Senior Jian more." The boy looked at the sunflower in his arms and sighed: "Because two zeros will not be happy together."

Jian Luobei: "..."

Qiao Yixi handed the cold ice cream to Jian Luobei, said "Let's go," and turned around to leave.

Is this jealous?

Jian Luobei followed with strides, not realizing the seriousness of the matter at all, and there was some playfulness in her tone: "Hey, Qiao Yixi, are you jealous of your boyfriend and junior?"

"That's right." Qiao Yixi stopped and turned his head to look at him, the corners of his eyes were already flushed.

Qiao Yixi cried again.

Jian Luobei suddenly became at a loss, and grabbed his arm: "Little Qiao...why are you crying? Did you fail the exam? Or..."

Qiao Yixi didn't speak, just looked at him with teary eyes.

Jian Luobei wiped his tears with her fingertips distressedly: "What's the matter? Don't cry."

Qiao Yixi pursed her lips and said, "Beibei, I'll come here for a while, will you just let someone hug you?"

"!" Jian Luobei finally understood where Qiao Yixi's point was, "No, how could I!"

"You have it." Qiao Yixi complained with red eyes: "You also accepted the flowers he gave you..."

"I..." Jian Luobei was apologetic, frowned and held Qiao Yixi's face, letting him look at him, and said in a soft voice, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, stop crying..."

Qiao Yixi glanced aside, not looking at him, but the tears had stopped.

Jian Luobei continued to coax patiently: "I really know I was wrong, can you stop crying? Huh? Boyfriend."

After speaking, he kissed his forehead without hesitation.

On the way, candidates and passers-by who had just finished the college entrance examination all looked sideways, and Qiao Yixi broke away from him with red ears: "I forgive you, but let's not make an exception."

"I promise I won't be an example!" Jian Luobei embraced Qiao Yixi's shoulders with a smile, opened the ice cream packaging bag and took a bite, "It's so hot outside, let's go home and take a shower and change clothes, there will be a teacher appreciation banquet later Woolen cloth."

"When you get up, the heat is still sticking to me?"

"No, just stick it."

"..."

The thank-you banquet was held in a large box in a hotel. Seven or eight students sat at a table, and the box was full.

This is the first time and it may be the last time. There is no shortage of people for dinner, and everyone's enthusiasm is very high.

Zhang Wenzhe, Xie Fei and several other boys took turns toasting Lao He. Although Lao He is only 40 or [-] years old, he usually pays attention to health preservation. He usually soaks wolfberries and chrysanthemums in boiled water. One cup after another, the amount of alcohol is actually quite good.

"First of all, congratulations on the completion of the college entrance examination. No matter what your grades are, you have finally handed in an answer sheet to the hard-working self in the third year of high school. Secondly, I wish everyone can get the gold list and have a bright future!"

"You are all good obedient and hard-working children. The teacher is very proud to have students like you. I have been happy with you for the past few years..."

Many girls secretly wiped their tears after hearing this sensational statement.

After a burst of intense applause, Lao He glanced at Jian Luobei and Qiao Xixi who were standing side by side under the podium.

"Actually, the teacher knows your every move. The two rotating cameras in the front and back of the class are not for display. For example, who in the class fell in love, broke up, and there was a conflict between the deskmates... these things The teacher knows it all."

"But the teacher has never intervened too much, let alone reported it to the school, because the teacher is also from your age, the teacher is just your guide, and dare to love, dare to hate, dare to try, this is your youth! "

"Papa papa!" There was another deafening applause from the audience.

Jian Luobei looked sideways at Qiao Yixi who was beside him, and the other party just turned to look at him, and the two of them smiled amidst the applause.

After the speech, he patted his shoulders to comfort a few crying girls, such as Zhao Huiyun, Lin Scarlett, Yang Qingwan, etc. Lao He left, saying that he would leave the rest of the time for the students themselves.

The time after saying goodbye to Lao He is all carnival and farewell.

The boys let go of it completely, and took boxes of beer to the box. Jian Luobei was also poured in turn. Not only that, he also drank Qiao Yixi's share for him, making his face blush.

"Look, isn't this our school girl? Qiao Yixi is on TV!"

After drinking for three rounds, Jian Luobei was already a little drunk. He just caught the name of Qiao Yixi in the noisy box, shook his head, walked up to the girl, and stretched his neck: "What TV are you on? Let me Take a look too."

In the screen, the young man has a greasy face and a clean demeanor, answering the reporter's questions calmly.

"Compared with previous years, this year's questions have more innovative points, but I think it's okay, but the college entrance examination not only tests everyone's problem-solving ability, but also tests mentality."

"Qingbei."

The reporter asked again: "Why do you want to go to Qingbei?"

The young man smiled lightly, his eyes shining like stars: "Because the person I like wants to go to this school."

"Wow--"

"The school grass answered, tsk tsk, one word, absolutely."

"Show affection in front of the people of the whole country, this is it!"

Jian Luobei touched his nose, blushed and ran away.

"Beibei, do you want to go back? You're drunk." Seeing Jian Luobei coming back, Qiao Yixi poured him a glass of warm water and said.

Jian Luobei took it and drank it down: "Okay, let's go back."

After bidding farewell to everyone, Qiao Yixi hailed a taxi, and carried Jian Luobei, who was walking unsteadily, into the car.

As soon as Jian Luobei got into the car, he fell asleep with his head tilted. Qiao Yixi touched his forehead, opened the window for ventilation, and then told the driver a place.

Jian Luobei was woken up, and when she got out of the car, she found a hotel in front of her.

Jian Luobei looked to the west of Qiao in a daze. In the dark night, the red neon lights flickered and his cheeks were flushed: "Why are you here?"

Qiao Yixi said: "We both smell of alcohol, especially you, how can you go home when you are so drunk?"

Jian Luobei supported his dizzy head and nodded heavily: "Yes."

Qiao Yixi supported him and walked into the store. After two steps, Jian Luobei suddenly asked, "I don't seem to have my ID card with me, have you?"

"I took it." Qiao Yixi smiled, "I'll take yours too."

"Oh."

Alcohol paralysis caused his brain to slow down. After Qiao Xixi went to check in, Jian Luobei sat on the sofa in the lobby a little sluggishly, looking at his back, and it took him a long time to remember how his ID card got into the other party's hands. inner.

When I came out of the examination room in the afternoon, my pockets were shallow, and I was afraid that I would take it off, so I handed it to Qiao Yixi for temporary storage.

But when the two returned home, Qiao Yixi didn't take the initiative to ask for it, and he forgot to ask for it.

Everything is so coincidental.

Jian Luobei thought, Qiao Yixi had already got a room card and walked over: "Okay, Beibei, let's go up."

Jian Luobei let out a "hmm" and didn't want to get up lazily. Qiao Yixi went to pull him, and immediately pulled him into his arms.

When entering the elevator, Qiao Yixi looked at Jian Luobei hanging on his body, and asked him with a smile: "You are so drunk, do you still know who you are?"

Except for Jian Luobei's slow reaction, her speech was clear and audible, and she didn't look like a drunk person at all.

"Why don't you know, I'm Jian Luobei, I'm drunk and not stupid."

The elevator quickly arrived at the destination floor. Qiao Yixi hugged Jian Luobei and walked out. While looking for the room number, he continued to ask him with a smile, "What about me? Who am I?"

"You?" Jian Luobei thought carefully for a few seconds, then held Qiao Yixi's face in his hands, and tried to observe carefully with his eyes wide open: "Aren't you Qiao Yixi?"

"My boyfriend." Probably thinking that this question was asking him as a fool, he flattened his mouth in dissatisfaction: "I think you are an idiot."

"Yes, I'm stupid." After finding the room, Qiao Yixi chuckled, opened the door with the key card, pulled Jian Luobei into the room, and sat on the soft bed.

"Do you want to take a bath?" Qiao Yixi asked him in a soft voice like coaxing a child.

Jian Luobei nodded obediently: "Yes."

Qiao Yixi bent his eyes, leaned over and asked, "Then do you want to wash together?"

"it is good."

Student Jian nodded without thinking.

"Okay." Qiao Yixi kissed him on the face, "You take a rest first, I'll adjust the hot water."

Then there was the sound of dripping water in the bathroom. Jian Luobei lay on the bed, looking at the lamp above her head, only to realize what she had just promised.

……

People who take a bath are even hotter.

After rinsing with water, Jian Luobei's mind became a little clearer, but her face was still pink, like a peach.

Thinking of the first time Qiao Yixi cried silently, Jian Luobei asked: "I still can't figure it out, why did you cry that day?"

Facing Jian Luobei's clear and dark pupils, Qiao Yixi coughed and touched his hot earlobe: "...because it's too exciting."

He said that it is easy to cry when emotional, not to mention doing that with someone he has had a crush on for a long time.

"What do you mean?" Jian Luobei was stunned for a moment, and then his ears turned red: "You mean, you're crying?"

Qiao Yixi nodded sheepishly.

"..."

Jian Luobei held back for a long time, and uttered a dirty word: "Qiao Yixi, your uncle!"

"I don't care, let me have fun, this time I want to be on top!"

"..."

Qiao Yixi smiled helplessly: "Are you serious?"

Classmate Jian got drunk and rolled around: "I don't care, if you lie down, I will be on top!"

"Okay, you don't regret it."

.........

It is impossible to counterattack, let alone the opponent is a drunk person.

The next day, Jian Luobei rubbed her waist and cursed hoarsely.

"Qiao Yixi, you beast!"

What he said is on the top is not the one on top!

Qiao Yixi expressed her grievance: "Beibei, seriously, didn't I make you happy last night?"

"..."

Somebody Jane's face suddenly turned red.

"No, no, I don't remember anything when I'm drunk!"

"Oh, why don't you come here again to help you recall memories?"

"No, go away!"

"..."

[Exclusive publication of Jinjiang Literature City: "Being Attacked by a Crying Bamboo Horse" by Lan Yu

Chapter 2022 of 2.9, the full text is over]

The author has something to say: It’s finally over, thanks to the reader angels who have always supported me, thank you for supporting the original version, I love you all, let’s talk one by one 030

Take a look at the pre-collection of "The Cat Master Who Became a Movie King" and "Being Attacked by a Scheming School Grass". The copy will be posted below. If you like it, you can click to save it, tweet me.

One: "The Queen of the Cat Master Who Became the Movie King"

①Wen Qing has a secret.

Every time I fell into a deep sleep, I would dream that I turned into a cat, and the "it" that turned into a cat was kissed and hugged by a man, and they also took a bath and slept together.

I forgot what the man looked like when I woke up, I just remembered that he was handsome, and this dream was really shameful.

The dream would happen every day, and the face of the man in the dream became clear little by little. It lasted like this for more than a year, until after Wen Qing returned to China, a guest came to the house.

His father pointed to the man and said, this is your brother Jiang, call him quickly.

Wen Qing:?

Isn't this his "shit shovel officer"?

②Actor Jiang Congyu has two worries recently:

1. He fell in love at first sight with the younger brother of the aristocratic Sleeping Beauty who had just returned to China. However, in vain he thought he was the most romantic and suave flower in the entertainment industry, but in front of Wen Qing, he turned into a clumsy and innocent primary school chick.

2. His cat son has become more and more indifferent to him recently, and always wants to run away from home.

The veterinarian said that it should be that the little male cat has reached the estrus period, so just cut it off.

Jiang Cong believed it.

The two worked together to push the desperately struggling cat onto the operating table, and when they were about to do it under anesthesia, Sleeping Beauty came.

The next day, Jiang Congyu's handsome face with sky-high insurance had two more claw marks of love.

③Wen Qing's strange discovery has been added:

1. His dream is not a dream, it is true that he was smeared with saliva and ate all the tofu.

2. Jiang Congyu, his elder brother from the aristocratic family, looks like a gentleman actor, but in fact he is a cat slave and funny, and he will talk to his own puppet cat when no one is around.

"Wen Qing looks so cute just after waking up, with that golden curly hair, I really miss Rua!"

"His eyes are so pretty too... Raise your eyelids and take a lazy glance~ It's a crit!"

"And his waist..."

Wen Maomao: "..."

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This person rubbed him who had turned into a cat and let it go, but... he even craved his body!

Two: "Attacked by a scheming school grass"

Xia Siyan from the Finance Department of the Normal University became a famous figure because of the photos that were secretly taken on the day of the freshmen's registration and went viral on the school forum.

Coincidentally, Lu Chiqing is in the same department as him, and lives in the dormitory opposite.

But Lu Chiqing's roommates seemed to have a bad opinion of the school girl, calling him a flamboyant male fox.

Lu Chiqing rubbed his nose and thought, the male fox is real, and he blushed after looking at that face full of anger.

Later, at a party, Lu Chiqing and Xia Siyan, who were drunk by the seniors, stayed in the same hotel.

The next day, when Lu Chiqing woke up with a headache, he found Xia Siyan lying beside him looking at him sadly.

The clothes were half faded, the spots and scars on the collarbone were red, and Xia Siyan squeezed out a crystal tear from the corner of his eyes.

"I know you were drunk last night, and I don't blame you."

No matter how you look at it, it looks like he has been bullied by him. Lu Chiqing, who has no memory at all, buzzes in his head, picks up his clothes and runs away.

Later, Lu Chiqing's roommate discovered that Lu Chiqing had betrayed.

Running to the opposite dormitory all day long, helping people fetch water and buy food to occupy seats, and forbidding others to say anything bad about Xia Siyan.

Since he did something absurd, he must be responsible. Lu Chiqing raised Xia Siyan as his daughter-in-law, but he kept raising her...

He was pushed down by Xia Siyan, and what the hell is the one below:D

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"From the day I met you, everything I did was to be close to you." - Xia Siyan

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