No Misfortune Self-Help Guide

Wu Mi lay with his eyes open in the Infinity Kingdom covered with tatami mats, looking up at the upside-down room above, biting his lip, his eyes a little absent-minded.

At this moment, his legs were bent, and the corners of the hakama were pulled up to the bend of his legs. Several soft red tentacles were wrapped around his slender legs, and they massaged Wu Mi's legs loosely.

Probably this kind of massage method is more comprehensive than hand massage, and it is completely different from Wu Mi's own attempt to pinch his legs with his hands.

If I had to describe it, it would be like when a person squats in one place for a long time and suddenly stands up, his legs will become so numb that he loses consciousness.

But Wu Mi didn't lose consciousness from numbness in his legs. What he enjoyed was the extreme experience of being touched and pressed after the numbness of the legs, and the soreness and numbness burst from the calf to the bone, and he would yell out if he didn't pay attention.

Holding Wu Mi's ankle in Bai's hand, he turned slowly, and his eyes fell on Wu Mi's face.

The black-haired beauty had beads of sweat on her forehead, her fingers were tightly clasped on the tatami, she was lying flat on the ground but she was still trying to tilt her neck back, revealing the exquisite Adam's apple protruding from her neck.

Coupled with the dilated pupils from time to time, heavy breathing, and bloody lips, Bai's eyes will become even deeper.

At the end of the massage, Wu Mi had already forgotten whether his legs were still sore or not. He let out a sigh of relief and lay down on the couch without wanting to move at all.

"Do you still want a medicinal bath today?"

Bai withdrew his tentacles, and helped Wu Mi put the hakama horn back.

"Today is too tired."

"If you are too tired, I can help you."

……

Bai didn't wait for an answer, because he didn't have to resist the sounds that might be made when he was being massaged, Wu Mi fell into a light sleep after finishing a sentence.

Really, undefended.

It is only allowed to show this appearance in front of me in the infinite country.

Shiro glanced at the Ubuyashiki's house through the kingdom of infinity. It was very quiet at night, and there were no maids to disturb him.

He hugged Wu Mian horizontally, and gently placed him in the living room that had been arranged earlier.

Since there is no one to disturb you tonight, just stay in the kingdom of infinity and rest.

Wu Mi, who stayed overnight in the Kingdom of Infinity, felt that he slept very well, so he woke up very early, but in the Kingdom of Infinity, he couldn't distinguish between night and day, so he was still dazed for a moment when he woke up.

"I stayed overnight in the Infinite Kingdom?"

"How did you sleep?"

Wu Mi has not been away from the maternity house for such a long time, but now it seems that it is not so difficult to accept, on the contrary, he is resting well.

"sleep good."

Bai nodded, "I'll take you back."

He took back the meat doll left at the maternity house, tapped his fingers and sent Wu Mi back to the original room.

Bai was the only one left in the huge infinite country.

He stood in the room at the highest point of the Infinite Kingdom, overlooking the many rooms where various daily necessities were placed.

Since when did I feel more and more unbearable to stand here alone.

……

The silence in my ears turned into the intermittent chirping of cicadas, Wu Mi took a deep breath and opened the door.

"Master, do you need anything?"

"What's your name?"

Wu Mi looked at the strange maid in front of him, this was not the maid who served him in the last month.

"My name is Qinzi, young master. Sister Yumei is ill, so I will take care of you temporarily."

Qinzi seemed to know what Wu Mi wanted to ask, so she answered directly.

In fact, Wu Mi didn't care about the change of servants around him. After knowing the reason, he didn't ask any more questions, and walked to the corridor in front of the door and sat down.

"Master, I'm going to help you prepare meals. Do you like a sweeter taste or a saltier taste?"

Wu Mi turned her head and took another look at Qinzi, because no maid had asked him this question on purpose before, and he always used whatever he prepared.

"You talk a lot."

"Because I was a cook who helped in the kitchen before, so..."

"I didn't make you speak."

Qinzi didn't say any more, and left in a hurry with her head down.

Wu Mi was inexplicably agitated. It was not that no one wanted to please him before, but they all had a purpose, such as wanting rewards, and wanting to get something valuable when they serve him.

And this newcomer, Qinzi, obviously didn't know what to do.

Wu Mi sat on the promenade basking in the warm sunshine. The wisteria had been cut down in the yard and it looked a bit empty, so a new cherry tree was transplanted.

Wu Mi stared at the pruned and somewhat bare crown, and recalled the green monster that fell from the wisteria.

Is Huamu easy to recruit these things?

Perhaps because his gaze was too strong, the newly planted cherry tree seemed to tremble.

But when he looked again, there was nothing.

Wu Mi covered her ribs in her chest with one hand, and took another step towards the sun.

"Master, I prepared dumplings and miso soup for you."

Qinzi quickly walked into the courtyard with the tray, "Your medicine must be very bitter every day, but the dumplings are sweet..."

"To shut up."

Qin Zi immediately fell silent, carefully placed the tray beside Wu Mi, and stood aside without making any sound.

Wu Mi didn't directly eat the food she sent, but returned to the room with the tray, and closed the door with a bang.

After the ribs confirmed that there was no problem with the food, he slowly enjoyed it.

He has a bit of a sweet tooth, but he doesn't want his preference to be known by this other kind of attentive servant, and he doesn't want to be flattered in this way.

But she was right about one thing, the potion was too bad to drink.

Wu Mi thought that Qinzi should know her temper after scolding, and would not say those boring words anymore, but she didn't expect that when the food was delivered in the evening, she would still chatter a lot, and even asked after eating if there was anything wrong. Satisfied needs improvement.

"No entry without my permission, no many words."

Today's dinner is still sweet, perhaps because Wu Mi didn't reprimand Qinzi for his taste problem after eating in the morning, so she decided that Wu Mi likes sweeter things.

After arriving in the kingdom of infinity, Wu Mi stopped thinking about other things. He didn't believe that Qin Zi could persist in such hypocrisy for too long.

Just sitting face to face with Bai, or taking a medicinal bath is a very good thing.

In the next half month, only Noriyu Abe came halfway through.

"Master Ubuyashiki seems to be doing well recently, but I still have nothing to do for the time being."

Hearing that Abe Noriyu seemed to take his own business as the main thing, Wu Mi couldn't help frowning. Why did he treat him with such a strange attitude recently, no matter the maid or the visitor?

There was no such thing before.

He avoided the topic and asked instead, "Is there something wrong with this cherry tree?"

In fact, Wu Mi has always been thinking about the cherry tree, but knowing that Bai can't see that kind of creature, he didn't raise this issue in front of Bai, which only made him worry.

"Planting cherry trees here is much more suitable than wisteria."

Abe Noriyo nodded with a smile.

"Then why do you always come here?"

Wu Can's voice changed, and he asked the same question as last time again.

"Well, it seems that if you don't say it, you will always have doubts."

Noriyu Abe opened the bat fan, covering half of his face, "Because my sister at home has been thinking about you."

"I don't remember meeting any of the other women in Abe's family."

"Women can't easily reveal their true face in front of people when they go out. Master Miyashiki doesn't have to worry about when he met."

As Noriyu Abe said, a smile appeared on his face that made Wu Mi a little uncomfortable, "I just help my sister do what she wants."

The meaning of this sentence is probably that I am only helping my sister, and it has nothing to do with you.

"Then Abe-sama has already read it today, please go back."

Although he got the answer, Wu Mi was not as comfortable as he expected.

Noriyu Abe didn't care about his deteriorating complexion, and left Wumi's courtyard leisurely, still with a smile all over his face.

Ever since Noriyo Abe came to the courtyard, the gaze of the meat puppet observing from the Infinite Kingdom has changed to Shiro himself.

He tried to pretend to be a member of Abe's family and secretly learn the idea of ​​onmyoji. However, after getting to know some believers, he realized that onmyoji has a lot of things, and he can even observe people's faces and breaths, and speculate on their fate.

It is much stronger than the onmyoji who were passed down from generation to generation and lost.

Bai is not afraid of being found out pretending to be a member of the Abe family. He believes that even if the current onmyojis are very powerful, he is sure to kill them.

But if in other respects, such as revealing their identities, or instigating monsters that they cannot see...

These will not have any impact on Bai, but they may have an impact on Wu Mi.

Even if the probability was one in ten thousand, Bai would not allow any problems with Wu Mi's body.

"Bai, you are in a bad mood."

Wu Mi came to the Kingdom of Infinity after dark, and now he is very familiar with the changes in Bai's expression.

Although Bai Ping laughed very rarely, but if he didn't frown, he was in a good mood, if he frown, he was in trouble, and if he smiled, he was of course very happy.

Bai looked at Wu Mi, and those troublesome things seemed to become insignificant in front of Wu Mi.

It's night again.

"Isn't it because the Obon Festival is coming?"

Sitting cross-legged on the tatami mat, Wu Mi rested her elbows on her legs and tilted her head with one hand to look at the white.

Bai was slightly taken aback, then remembered that it was approaching mid-August, and it was indeed the Obon Festival.

The most classic obon festival is throwing beans on people pretending to be demons to drive away evil spirits.

"Are you going to sprinkle beans on me?"

Bai also took advantage of the situation and sat next to Wu Mi, raising his eyebrows and asking.

"Bai, you're not afraid of Douzi, are you?" Wu Mi asked cautiously.

"I'm afraid of beans."

Although Wu Mi asked Bai if he was afraid of Douzi just to make sure, he never thought that Bai was really afraid of Douzi.

So he stuffed the tip bag hidden in his sleeve, "In this case, I won't let you down."

There was a little smile on Bai's face, "Are you afraid that I will be driven away?"

"No, I just..."

Before he finished his sad words, a red tentacle deftly took the bag of beans from his sleeve.

"I'm afraid the beans won't taste good."

The author has something to say: Let's eat candy together, why don't you bookmark this place!

I changed the name of the article today, my naming level is too bad, if the babies have better names, please come and save me!

Let me list what I thought about with my friends, "Wu Mi's Wonderful Journey", "Wu Mi's Love of Narcissus", "Wu Mi: After Going Back to the Past, I Raid Myself", "About the Boss Scrap Falling in Love with Himself"

... fainted from laughing

感谢在2022-02-1518:06:21~2022-02-1714:05:20期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast mines: I can't think of a good name;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 45 bottles of the weak wind; 20 bottles of a small strawberry; 6 bottles of Ji He;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!