No Misfortune Self-Help Guide
Chapter 28
"Wu Mi, what were you thinking when drawing lots?"
Seeing Zhongping on the signature, Bai subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, it wasn't the worst kind.
It's neither good nor bad, and it's like saying nothing, Wu Mi doesn't like this lottery very much.
"I didn't think about anything."
The signature may have something to do with what the applicant was thinking at the time, but Wuyou didn't want to tell Bai about it.
"Drawing lots is just for fun, after all, you have to control your own destiny."
Bai's chin rested on Wu Mi's head. It was precisely because he knew this well that he didn't take this lottery too seriously.
"There's nothing else interesting here, I'll take you to another place."
Wu Mi was thinking about what Bai said, his face hadn't moved away from his chest, and the ear on the side close to him could feel the slight tremor of Bai's chest when he spoke.
From the gap in the crowd, there happened to be a little girl led by her parents looking at him curiously.
Seen by such innocent and pure eyes, Wu Mi suddenly realized that his current posture had no aristocratic etiquette at all, and his face was inexplicably hot.
He turned his head and coughed lightly and stood up, "Where are we going at this late?"
Holding Wu Mi's hand, Bai walked through the crowd again, and when they reached a corner where no one was paying attention, they had passed through the kingdom of infinity and arrived at a new place.
"Is it still in the monastery?"
Wu Mi saw the surroundings clearly through the ever-burning candles. He and Bai were standing on a small bridge, and the Buddha statue in the Buddhist hall could be vaguely seen not far away.
"There are many beautiful fish raised in Shitennoji Temple."
Bai suddenly hugged Wu Mian horizontally, and led him to jump towards the small lake.
Wu Mi's eyes widened slightly, and he subconsciously put his arms around Bai's neck, and found that they had landed on the lake smoothly.
"The lake is frozen over."
"Do you want to walk around on ice?"
Even though there are candles shining on the shore, the bottomless lake still looks dark and scary.
But Wu Mi immediately remembered that Bai could control ice and snow, so he loosened the arms wrapped around Bai's neck with difficulty, and stood on the ice carefully.
The ice under his feet was much firmer than he had imagined, and it wasn't slippery, but Wu Mi still didn't dare to let go of Bai's clothes.
With their foothold as the center, the surrounding ice surface was all cracked, and then the water was pushed to the shore.
Several half-arm-long koi slowly floated up towards the water surface as the ice surface disappeared.
"What a big fish."
The red and white koi are circling the only piece of ice on the lake, and they are not afraid of people.
The courtyard of the Ubuyashiki family is a classic dry landscape garden, so I have never seen such brightly colored koi.
Wu Mi squatted down and stretched out his hand beyond the ice surface, and several fish surfaced with their mouths wide open at an alarming speed, wanting to touch his fingers.
The feeling of being sucked by the mouth of a fish is very strange, it does not hurt, but it is the feeling that petting a dead thing or a stuffed creature does not have.
Putting the palm into the water, it easily touched the cold and smooth back of the big fish, and after touching it again, the fingers became sluggish because it was too cold.
"They're hungry."
Bai pulled Wu Mi's hand back from the ice water, and handed him a small wooden bowl.
The wooden bowl contained the miscellaneous cooking left over from Wu Mi's day, but the food in it had been smashed into small pieces, the size that a koi could swallow.
Wu Mi sprinkled food grains on the ice to feed the fish, while Bai stood aside and watched Wu Mi.
Sure enough, Wu Mi at this time, whether it is a furry big cow or a slippery koi, these rare creatures are full of novelty, and he likes them very much.
The koi, who had been hungry for most of the winter, finally had a chance to fill their stomachs. They were all eating happily on the water surface, which gave Wu Mi a lot of satisfaction.
"Bai, let's raise two koi too."
Wumai looked back at Bai behind him, with a hint of anticipation in his eyes.
"Are you going to keep them in the medicine pond?"
Bai also squatted next to Wu Mi, "They are of no use."
Wanli can still pull an ox cart, and if you eat it, the koi here are too small.
"Keeping them will make you feel much better."
Wu Mi carefully fed the fish, probably because the food tasted too fragrant, and attracted many koi of different sizes to surround the ice surface where they were.
Bai rubbed his forehead, and had to be convinced by Wu Mi's words, "I'll grab it for you, which one do you want?"
"These two."
Following the direction of Wu Mi's fingers, the two palm-length red koi were immediately framed by the rapidly condensing ice around them.
Inside the transparent square hollow ice, two small fish swam in a little panic, and soon became lazy due to the low temperature of the ice.
Wu Mi followed and stood up, just in time to see a monk facing him across the river bank. He couldn't help but feel a sense of condemnation for stealing fish and being caught, and he was a little dizzy and staggered because he got up too hastily.
Bai supported Wu Mi with one hand, dragged the ice with the other, and brought Wu Mi back to the kingdom of infinity.
He also didn't plan to take Wu Mian to play outside for too long, after all, part of the chill from the ice was cut off, and the temperature by the water was still low.
"We keep the fish in wooden barrels in the bath."
Wu Mi had already thought about what to do with the two koi, and even named them, "The red one is Eri, and the red and white one is Ei."
Bai took the opportunity to put the two koi in the wooden barrel, and let the hollow ice that wrapped them melt in the water.
After participating in the New Year's visit, Wu Mi felt a little sleepy.
In fact, he hasn't slept so late for a long time, and when he returned to the warm and comfortable Infinity Kingdom, his upper and lower eyelids began to fight.
However, when he closed his eyes, what he recalled was the content on that signature.
"If you ask, you will get it; if you give up, you will lose it."
"White!"
Bai Wensheng, who had his back turned to him, turned around and sat on the edge of the bed, "What's wrong?"
Wu Mi stretched out a hand from the quilt to grab Bai's sleeve, "I seemed to have a nightmare last night, you accompany me..."
"I'll sleep with you."
Bai Bangwu miserably picked up the second half of the unspoken sentence, and then very consciously lay down on the tatami beside him.
"Go to sleep."
The moment the gentle and deep voice sounded, Wu Mi had already fallen into a deep sleep.
After the failed "try" the night before, Bai got something else out of it.
In order to let Wu Mi sleep better, he unknowingly broke through another layer of shackles and regained control of the sound that makes people fall asleep.
Bai carefully controls the level of the dream, so that Wu Mi will not sink because of the things in the dream, nor will he wake up because of the things outside the dream.
The existence of the parasite has completely stimulated his ghost instinct. Even if he can't completely possess Wu Mi, he can still undisguisedly reveal a side that he wouldn't have during the day after Wu Mi fell asleep.
After the tentacles encircled Wu Mi, he could get an unparalleled sense of satisfaction.
He was extremely sober, but he was doing things that he should never have done when he was sober.
When Wu Mi woke up, he found that Bai had fallen asleep beside him again.
But for some reason, he still felt very tired when he woke up, and even wanted to sleep for a while.
So he obeyed his will, closed his eyes again, and fell asleep with Bai.
The two of them slept until it was bright outside. After New Year's Day, the weather began to warm up, the sun penetrated the clouds, and the snow began to melt slowly.
This time when he fell asleep, Bai's state was much easier to accept than the last time, because he knew the reason.
And if you sleep with Wu Mi, it doesn't feel so bad.
But the only thing to note is that when Bai fell into a deep sleep, the meat puppet he left outside the Infinity Land also fell into a sleep state in which he lost awareness of his surroundings.
"White……"
After sleeping for too long, Wu Mi also woke up, but the exhaustion in his body still did not dissipate, which made him have some nasal sounds.
"The sun is out today, and we need to find a coachman."
Bai took the overheated towel and skillfully wiped Wu Mi's face.
"It's okay to go at night."
Wu Mi became sober, "What we are looking for is Guangjiu is a river, let's walk along the river bank next."
"It's too cold at night."
Regarding the direction of travel, Bai was noncommittal, but at the time of the transition from winter to spring, walking at night was still a little bit reluctant for Wu Mi's body.
"I'll listen to you."
Wu Mi got up from the couch, feeling dizzy again.
"Did you sleep for too long?" Bai supported Wu Mian and helped him find a reasonable reason.
Wu Mi frowned, although Scale Chong helped him transfer most of the abnormalities, but the symptoms in the past two days still seemed to be more than usual.
However, the current pharmacist can no longer help him diagnose normally, and he can only keep this matter in his heart secretly.
Wu Mi walked to the wind room, and the two koi carps kept in the wooden barrel were not afraid of people. They swam more lively than when they were in the small lake of the temple. When they saw Wu Mi coming, they floated to the surface together. Open your mouth to beg for food.
There was still some leftover food from last night, and it was poured into the wooden barrel without misfortune, and the two fish happily rushed to eat it.
"Two fish without satisfaction."
Bai Ye followed behind Wuyan, shaking his head as he watched the two fish eating without restraint.
"I'll feed them."
Wu Cang stared blankly.
……
The days that followed were much calmer. Wu Mi and Bai hired an ordinary coachman to drive the ox cart all the way south along the river during the day.
It's just a little weird that every morning after waking up, I feel a little tired.
Sometimes it doesn't have much effect, and sometimes it's so tired the next day that I don't want to move a finger.
As they traveled south, the weather became warmer and warmer. The thin ice on the riverside melted, and the grass and trees sprouted new buds. Spring has come.
After taking the medicated bath, Wu Can wiped off the moisture on her body, and changed into a brand new bathrobe that was thinner and more suitable for spring and autumn.
He pulled the belt and simply wrapped it around twice, obviously feeling that his waist was a bit thick.
Although this change could be easily concealed by putting on the underwear, when I stretched out my hand to touch it, I could feel the slightly protruding but not soft belly under my hand.
Wumai frowned, and became anxious for no reason.
Seeing Zhongping on the signature, Bai subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, it wasn't the worst kind.
It's neither good nor bad, and it's like saying nothing, Wu Mi doesn't like this lottery very much.
"I didn't think about anything."
The signature may have something to do with what the applicant was thinking at the time, but Wuyou didn't want to tell Bai about it.
"Drawing lots is just for fun, after all, you have to control your own destiny."
Bai's chin rested on Wu Mi's head. It was precisely because he knew this well that he didn't take this lottery too seriously.
"There's nothing else interesting here, I'll take you to another place."
Wu Mi was thinking about what Bai said, his face hadn't moved away from his chest, and the ear on the side close to him could feel the slight tremor of Bai's chest when he spoke.
From the gap in the crowd, there happened to be a little girl led by her parents looking at him curiously.
Seen by such innocent and pure eyes, Wu Mi suddenly realized that his current posture had no aristocratic etiquette at all, and his face was inexplicably hot.
He turned his head and coughed lightly and stood up, "Where are we going at this late?"
Holding Wu Mi's hand, Bai walked through the crowd again, and when they reached a corner where no one was paying attention, they had passed through the kingdom of infinity and arrived at a new place.
"Is it still in the monastery?"
Wu Mi saw the surroundings clearly through the ever-burning candles. He and Bai were standing on a small bridge, and the Buddha statue in the Buddhist hall could be vaguely seen not far away.
"There are many beautiful fish raised in Shitennoji Temple."
Bai suddenly hugged Wu Mian horizontally, and led him to jump towards the small lake.
Wu Mi's eyes widened slightly, and he subconsciously put his arms around Bai's neck, and found that they had landed on the lake smoothly.
"The lake is frozen over."
"Do you want to walk around on ice?"
Even though there are candles shining on the shore, the bottomless lake still looks dark and scary.
But Wu Mi immediately remembered that Bai could control ice and snow, so he loosened the arms wrapped around Bai's neck with difficulty, and stood on the ice carefully.
The ice under his feet was much firmer than he had imagined, and it wasn't slippery, but Wu Mi still didn't dare to let go of Bai's clothes.
With their foothold as the center, the surrounding ice surface was all cracked, and then the water was pushed to the shore.
Several half-arm-long koi slowly floated up towards the water surface as the ice surface disappeared.
"What a big fish."
The red and white koi are circling the only piece of ice on the lake, and they are not afraid of people.
The courtyard of the Ubuyashiki family is a classic dry landscape garden, so I have never seen such brightly colored koi.
Wu Mi squatted down and stretched out his hand beyond the ice surface, and several fish surfaced with their mouths wide open at an alarming speed, wanting to touch his fingers.
The feeling of being sucked by the mouth of a fish is very strange, it does not hurt, but it is the feeling that petting a dead thing or a stuffed creature does not have.
Putting the palm into the water, it easily touched the cold and smooth back of the big fish, and after touching it again, the fingers became sluggish because it was too cold.
"They're hungry."
Bai pulled Wu Mi's hand back from the ice water, and handed him a small wooden bowl.
The wooden bowl contained the miscellaneous cooking left over from Wu Mi's day, but the food in it had been smashed into small pieces, the size that a koi could swallow.
Wu Mi sprinkled food grains on the ice to feed the fish, while Bai stood aside and watched Wu Mi.
Sure enough, Wu Mi at this time, whether it is a furry big cow or a slippery koi, these rare creatures are full of novelty, and he likes them very much.
The koi, who had been hungry for most of the winter, finally had a chance to fill their stomachs. They were all eating happily on the water surface, which gave Wu Mi a lot of satisfaction.
"Bai, let's raise two koi too."
Wumai looked back at Bai behind him, with a hint of anticipation in his eyes.
"Are you going to keep them in the medicine pond?"
Bai also squatted next to Wu Mi, "They are of no use."
Wanli can still pull an ox cart, and if you eat it, the koi here are too small.
"Keeping them will make you feel much better."
Wu Mi carefully fed the fish, probably because the food tasted too fragrant, and attracted many koi of different sizes to surround the ice surface where they were.
Bai rubbed his forehead, and had to be convinced by Wu Mi's words, "I'll grab it for you, which one do you want?"
"These two."
Following the direction of Wu Mi's fingers, the two palm-length red koi were immediately framed by the rapidly condensing ice around them.
Inside the transparent square hollow ice, two small fish swam in a little panic, and soon became lazy due to the low temperature of the ice.
Wu Mi followed and stood up, just in time to see a monk facing him across the river bank. He couldn't help but feel a sense of condemnation for stealing fish and being caught, and he was a little dizzy and staggered because he got up too hastily.
Bai supported Wu Mi with one hand, dragged the ice with the other, and brought Wu Mi back to the kingdom of infinity.
He also didn't plan to take Wu Mian to play outside for too long, after all, part of the chill from the ice was cut off, and the temperature by the water was still low.
"We keep the fish in wooden barrels in the bath."
Wu Mi had already thought about what to do with the two koi, and even named them, "The red one is Eri, and the red and white one is Ei."
Bai took the opportunity to put the two koi in the wooden barrel, and let the hollow ice that wrapped them melt in the water.
After participating in the New Year's visit, Wu Mi felt a little sleepy.
In fact, he hasn't slept so late for a long time, and when he returned to the warm and comfortable Infinity Kingdom, his upper and lower eyelids began to fight.
However, when he closed his eyes, what he recalled was the content on that signature.
"If you ask, you will get it; if you give up, you will lose it."
"White!"
Bai Wensheng, who had his back turned to him, turned around and sat on the edge of the bed, "What's wrong?"
Wu Mi stretched out a hand from the quilt to grab Bai's sleeve, "I seemed to have a nightmare last night, you accompany me..."
"I'll sleep with you."
Bai Bangwu miserably picked up the second half of the unspoken sentence, and then very consciously lay down on the tatami beside him.
"Go to sleep."
The moment the gentle and deep voice sounded, Wu Mi had already fallen into a deep sleep.
After the failed "try" the night before, Bai got something else out of it.
In order to let Wu Mi sleep better, he unknowingly broke through another layer of shackles and regained control of the sound that makes people fall asleep.
Bai carefully controls the level of the dream, so that Wu Mi will not sink because of the things in the dream, nor will he wake up because of the things outside the dream.
The existence of the parasite has completely stimulated his ghost instinct. Even if he can't completely possess Wu Mi, he can still undisguisedly reveal a side that he wouldn't have during the day after Wu Mi fell asleep.
After the tentacles encircled Wu Mi, he could get an unparalleled sense of satisfaction.
He was extremely sober, but he was doing things that he should never have done when he was sober.
When Wu Mi woke up, he found that Bai had fallen asleep beside him again.
But for some reason, he still felt very tired when he woke up, and even wanted to sleep for a while.
So he obeyed his will, closed his eyes again, and fell asleep with Bai.
The two of them slept until it was bright outside. After New Year's Day, the weather began to warm up, the sun penetrated the clouds, and the snow began to melt slowly.
This time when he fell asleep, Bai's state was much easier to accept than the last time, because he knew the reason.
And if you sleep with Wu Mi, it doesn't feel so bad.
But the only thing to note is that when Bai fell into a deep sleep, the meat puppet he left outside the Infinity Land also fell into a sleep state in which he lost awareness of his surroundings.
"White……"
After sleeping for too long, Wu Mi also woke up, but the exhaustion in his body still did not dissipate, which made him have some nasal sounds.
"The sun is out today, and we need to find a coachman."
Bai took the overheated towel and skillfully wiped Wu Mi's face.
"It's okay to go at night."
Wu Mi became sober, "What we are looking for is Guangjiu is a river, let's walk along the river bank next."
"It's too cold at night."
Regarding the direction of travel, Bai was noncommittal, but at the time of the transition from winter to spring, walking at night was still a little bit reluctant for Wu Mi's body.
"I'll listen to you."
Wu Mi got up from the couch, feeling dizzy again.
"Did you sleep for too long?" Bai supported Wu Mian and helped him find a reasonable reason.
Wu Mi frowned, although Scale Chong helped him transfer most of the abnormalities, but the symptoms in the past two days still seemed to be more than usual.
However, the current pharmacist can no longer help him diagnose normally, and he can only keep this matter in his heart secretly.
Wu Mi walked to the wind room, and the two koi carps kept in the wooden barrel were not afraid of people. They swam more lively than when they were in the small lake of the temple. When they saw Wu Mi coming, they floated to the surface together. Open your mouth to beg for food.
There was still some leftover food from last night, and it was poured into the wooden barrel without misfortune, and the two fish happily rushed to eat it.
"Two fish without satisfaction."
Bai Ye followed behind Wuyan, shaking his head as he watched the two fish eating without restraint.
"I'll feed them."
Wu Cang stared blankly.
……
The days that followed were much calmer. Wu Mi and Bai hired an ordinary coachman to drive the ox cart all the way south along the river during the day.
It's just a little weird that every morning after waking up, I feel a little tired.
Sometimes it doesn't have much effect, and sometimes it's so tired the next day that I don't want to move a finger.
As they traveled south, the weather became warmer and warmer. The thin ice on the riverside melted, and the grass and trees sprouted new buds. Spring has come.
After taking the medicated bath, Wu Can wiped off the moisture on her body, and changed into a brand new bathrobe that was thinner and more suitable for spring and autumn.
He pulled the belt and simply wrapped it around twice, obviously feeling that his waist was a bit thick.
Although this change could be easily concealed by putting on the underwear, when I stretched out my hand to touch it, I could feel the slightly protruding but not soft belly under my hand.
Wumai frowned, and became anxious for no reason.
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