Me: Hey, what kind of meme is this, a cold joke that I can't feel at all except the words!Don't connect any more--

3.

Light clouds are usually associated with clear wind, but today's wind has become extremely noisy under human manipulation.

"Ah... it's windy? Is it going to rain?" The team on the other side of the playground looked at the sky.

"This is a sign of a typhoon. Damn it, I just dried my clothes yesterday."

"? Hey, did something pass by just now?"

"What, you are hallucinating."

"Takahashi must have stayed up late yesterday hahaha."

"Ah no, there really is... Look at that black and white thing that is moving!! Ahhh, it's coming, it's coming again!!"

4.

Dark sportswear and silver hair form a fast-moving black-and-white species, spreading the shadow of ghost talk to every corner of the playground!

Chiho Ri, one person set off a thousand layers of waves.

5.

Me: "Wuhu, the number of customers of Xuanwu Lingshen School has increased!" 』

System: [...I told you not to dance as a master in the police academy! 】

6.

After Instructor Onizuka closed and opened his eyes, the silver-haired youth ran five laps.

Ask why you only blink and open your eyes once in half a minute?

In fact, being able to stare in a daze and forget to blink, instead of turning pale in shock, is already quite excellent psychological endurance——

It is worthy of being the Onitsuka Hachio who has read countless people√

7.

System: [Onitsuka Instructor: The countless people I read are normal people, excluding the Rise of the Planet of the Apes gorillas and alien Saiyans! 】

Me: "Don't be ooc, Mr. System, instructor Onitsuka doesn't have a complaint factor in his body!" 』

System: [If you don't have one, you can mutate and breed by radiation, you have to believe in your ability (thumb)]

Me: "Don't use praise emoticons everywhere, you are yin and yang, aren't you?" 』

8.

As the short five-lap penalty run ended, I stopped and broke the silent atmosphere of the Onitsuka class: "Report to the instructor and request to be included!"

"..."

"Instructor?"

"Ah, join the ranks!" Instructor Onitsuka only realized it when he shouted for the second time, subconsciously replied.

The other boys in Onizuka's class were basically hugged by the princess when they were distributing supplies. Although they had been mentally prepared, they were still shocked from the bottom of their hearts when they saw it again at this time.

Others: ...So, did I really go to a police academy?Is it a real police academy?

Didn't you enter "○○ Hui Zhan" or "Seven Dragons ○" by mistake when you stepped into the gate of the police academy?

Is this a Saiyan invasion?Or is it the Night Rabbit clan who strayed in?Are the gods coming?Can we still hold on to the warrior spirit?

Me: From curse to Dragon Ball to Gintama, you guys have too many brain supplement elements——

Me: Please remember, this is "Detective Conan" (Tremor)!

System (screaming): 【You also know that this is Detective Conan! 】

9.

On the other hand, Matsuda Jinpei remained calm, and he raised the corners of his lips: "As expected of you, you are still very powerful, Qianli. I will try my best to reach this level, so quickly."

System: [...No, this is not something normal people can achieve, don't use Chiho Ri as your benchmark! 】

When I heard his last words, I subconsciously said: "Man, don't be too fast."

Matsuda Jinpei: "?"

System: [What are you talking about, Chiho Ri!Shut up! 】

"If you want to train, add me too~" Hagiwara Kenji came to wink, and then hooked Matsuda Jinpei's neck, "Speaking of which, how did such a handsome face get beaten like this? It's really miserable, Xiaozhenpei ~"

"Tch, the opponent is not much better. But I still won."

Jiang Gu Ling next to him interjected: "It's not over at all. There's no winning or losing. If we want to follow the round system, I should win."

"Huh? Obviously I won, right!"

During the bickering between the two, Squad Leader Date boldly embraced one of them.And Zhu Fu Jingguang smiled, looked over the two of them and looked at me: "Hmm... is it Natsume-kun?"

"Just call me Qianli." I blinked.

"If you have any special training, please also call me and Zero." His blue-gray eyes raised slightly.

Our side has already started chatting, Onitsuka instructor scolded: "What are you doing! Morning exercises are for you to chat!"

Instructor Onizuka deserved to be someone who has been there, he quickly adjusted his facial expression, and said seriously: "All of them are there, and the squad leader will lead them to run around! ——Natsume stay here."

Me: "Hey? I don't have to run away? They're all ordinary people, and I'm doing something special. That's not good."

Instructor Onitsuka: How are you an ordinary person...!Do you just love running laps so much?

He put his hands behind his back and said, "Come here first, I have something to tell you, and you can make up the running lap later!"

Me: "OK."

10.

A mighty group of people ran out, and there were only two people left in place.Instructor Onizuka exhaled, looked at the silver-haired young man in front of him, and said slowly, "Is your speed innate?"

Onitsuka Hachizo is not an anime school, but he didn't think of the major hits.At this moment, his inner drama has extended to places like the National Secret Gene Project, or the reconstruction of highly intelligent bionics.

I answered honestly: "No. It's the day after tomorrow."

"Did you exercise the day after tomorrow? It's really surprising." Instructor Onitsuka naturally added, he was relieved, and he rarely brought up a smile, "I said, you boy, your physical fitness and potential are very good--I didn't think about the country before. Athlete?"

I replied casually: "I want to be an astronaut more than an athlete."

System: [I want to be an astronaut, grandparents are happy, give me my favorite Xilang jelly. 】

Me: "Stop the pervasive ad placement!" ! 』

Instructor Onizuka was taken aback, and looked at me: "Now you are here to be a policeman again." His expression became serious, "Natsume, let me ask you, why did you come to be a policeman? Answer me loudly!"

System: [It's started, it's a classic inquiry quotation for admission, tell us your aspirations! 】

I raised my chest and raised my head, and with the same serious face, I replied loudly: "In order to stick with my peers!"

system:【! 】

Instructor Onitsuka:? ?

Instructor Onizuka felt that he was hallucinating: "What?"

I thought the other party felt that my voice was not loud enough, so I sank into my dantian, and shouted loudly again: "In order to stick with my peers——!!!"

A loud and clear voice soared into the sky. Fortunately, the playground is large, and the running and human voices are intertwined and noisy. The voice just now only faintly attracted the attention of some people.

But Instructor Onizuka, who was close by, heard it clearly, and his face darkened: "...Are you here for women?"

"No," I quickly retorted, tapping the palm of my right with my left hand, "To be precise, it should be for...men."

Instructor Onitsuka: "?"

——The door to a new world has opened!

System: [Stop Chiho Ri!You are now disguised as a man!There is an abyss ahead! ! 】

The author has something to say:

Chiho Ri: What abyss?My 180th second-generation successor of the Xuanwu Lingpai is here!

System: 【...Don't you need to advertise to me?And that's not what I'm talking about at all! 】

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